nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42A807E2.C6174EC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:4191B053.B1D8C7B6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" wrote: > > > > > > > > > Keith E. wrote: > > > > > > Wed, 21 Apr 2004 21:55:40 +0200 was a day just like any other, > > > > > > until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote: > > > > > >> On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 21:07:10 GMT, maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth > > > M?ller) > > > > > >>> Nothing pygthur see here. > > > > > >>> Just move on. > > > > > >> I hope you're not trying to get rid of me. I have my uses. > > > > > > I think the Downs people already have a poster boy. > > > > > > > > > > that's lame. > > > > > > > > Laming: Legless Chinese vase. > > > > > > > > Liming: Green citris vase. > > > > > > > > Liming: Chalky vase. > > > > > > . . . contaning a slake! > > > > Staking, in the room! Your advisors want to meet with you! > > > > What a cow does in a gold-rush: Steaks its claim. A cow vampire slayer steaks vampires.
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47A6C992.B178D24@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > Demerit: Demon that takes off points. > > Demise: Dead demon. > > Demolish: Demons that D-stroy buildings. > > Demote: A water barrier around a demon castle. > > Demote: Demon that reduces people in rank. Good! Most members of the ran can file hoi poloi are far too rank already! Some of them are very hoi indeed! Rancour: Resentful smelly dog! (One you ain't thought of yet! )
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47A82DCA.51E9CB4F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:42A807E2.C6174EC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > news:4191B053.B1D8C7B6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > Keith E. wrote: > > > > > > > Wed, 21 Apr 2004 21:55:40 +0200 was a day just like any other, > > > > > > > until "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote: > > > > > > >> On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 21:07:10 GMT, maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth > > > > M?ller) > > > > > > >>> Nothing pygthur see here. > > > > > > >>> Just move on. > > > > > > >> I hope you're not trying to get rid of me. I have my uses. > > > > > > > I think the Downs people already have a poster boy. > > > > > > > > > > > > that's lame. > > > > > > > > > > Laming: Legless Chinese vase. > > > > > > > > > > Liming: Green citris vase. > > > > > > > > > > Liming: Chalky vase. > > > > > > > > . . . contaning a slake! > > > > > > Staking, in the room! Your advisors want to meet with you! > > > > > > > What a cow does in a gold-rush: Steaks its claim. > > A cow vampire slayer steaks vampires. Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir." Dracula pointing to his chest: "Anywhere but here thenk you!"
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47A81A57.A289BF00@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:42033E33.28B8F45B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > news:420091FB.A58DF784@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > > news:41FDFC9A.207A7B8C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > Bull Pen: Jail for male cows. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bull Pen: What male cows use to write with. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cities: Teas drunk by sit down strikers. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Slutty: Tea drunk by prostitutes. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Smutty: Tea drunk by pornographic dogs. > > > > > > > > > > > > > All dogs are pornographic. They do it anywhere they like! > > > > > > > > > > > > Shitty: Staring-point in golf with a cow-pat all over it. > > > > > > > > > > Star Ring: Another name for the Stargate. > > > > > > > > > Still haven't found out why the native chief thought the chocolate bar > > > > tasted like bunny wee! > > > > > > > > And how come the Pharoah or whatever was surrounded by all those > > > > scantily-clad kids? Was he related to Michael Jackson? > > > > > > What are the answers to those questions? > > > > > They are the statements of expanation which need to be made in reply to > > them. > > Please supply those statements. Noe! Supply dem yousewwfff!
nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:4317E9BC.FF87A3D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:41D908EF.E73E3117@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > Sibilant: Singing ant. > > > > > > Sicken: Home of disease. > > > > > > Sicker: Ill dog. > > > > > > Signet: John Hancock of a net. > > > > > > Sinker: Evil dog. > > > > Hook, Lennon Sinker: Musical fishing tackle. > > Fish Tackle: Common in aquatic football games. . . . and necessary for fish to mate. In the submissionary position?
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4191B793.90D8967B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote: > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > news:41858C0C.6BC6911F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 22:58:41 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" > > > > > > <CorKa@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> found these unused words floating > about: > > > > > > > > > > > > >David Reihmer quoted....... > > > > > > >> In article <Xns954B4D7C719A9rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239>, > > > > > > >> Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote: > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >>> "Jenni Saqua" <mara326@awol.com> wrote in > > > > > > >>> news:412528b0$0$44241$d368eab@news.calweb.com: > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>> "J. A. Mc." wrote... > > > > > > >>>>> On Thu, 19 Aug "Nehmo Sergheyev" > > > > > > >>>>> found these unused words floating about: > > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > > >>>>>> You could see Judge Thompson wasn't an even-handed judge. > He was > > > > > > >>>>>> so hard on crime! > > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > > >>>>> Kept a bowl of his favourite fruit nearby ... cumquats. > > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > > >>>> Bizarre. Isn't he the same judge that got so irate over the > current > > > > > > >>>> Foster Farms commercials? He's now facing charges of choking > the > > > > > > >>>> chicken/s... > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> Don't ask him to bang the gavel... > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> A former law professor once said of him: "He'll make a great > > > > > > >> magistrate 'r judge. I've seen the way he handles motions in > his > > > > > > >> legal briefs and subpoenas, and will be a great asset to the > penal > > > > > > >> system." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm accused of being a solicitor because I'm always court > without my > > > > briefs > > > > > > > > > > > > > Defending knickers ... ??? > > > > > > > > > > Knickers: Basketball dogs. > > > > > > > > Bloomers: Azure seas. > > > > > > Groomers: Oceans getting married. > > > > > > Loomers: Oceans weaving. > > > > > > Roomers: To rent out an ocean. > > > > Blooming: Blue Chinese vase. > > > Bloomers: Flowery ladies' underwear. Comer: An ocean in climax. Hummer: An ocean SUV.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4283C0BF.59F3ECB8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Stan Kegel wrote: > > > > > Diabetes: That baseball team has sworn they'll either diabetes. (Helen > Hoke) > > > > That pun went right over my head and out of the park. Could you please > > explain it to me? > > It's a choice between death or telecomms terminal blocks in BT or military > jargon: Die or BTs! Jargon: Jar Jar Binks has departed. Qui-Gon: So has Qui.
nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:42AC1D9B.EB8FA6B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:408BDBC0.B909C46E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > Do they make Semtecks cigars? > > > > > > > > (If I spelled it right the bells would start ringing at the CIA and > > > > GCHQ/MI5!!) > > > > > > What's subversive about Semtecks cigars? > > > > > > > All messy jizz are scanned by the so-called authorities for key words to do > > with Dubya's trrrrrrrrrrssm and the ones containing same are automatically > > saved for investigation. > > > > So much for the A Fish Haul Squeak Writs Act! > > > > Explosive: Something that used to be a plosive! > > That should get the FBI's attention! > > FBI: Federal bee seeing organs. Narr. It's a SPY with a bad lifp! Piece of paper you take to the Fupermarket: Shopping Lifp. Newton: 2,000 lb amphibian.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:43F032BC.B85CC562@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:420EF454.17AE18C1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > BP: Bee urine. > > > > > > > > CT: An antimatter drink. > > > > > > > > EB White: Albino bee on the Internet. > > > > > > > > Ebay: A water inlet where computers and robots fish, swim, and boat. > > > > > > > > EC: An ocean the Ebay branches off from. > > > > > > > > Columbus: Mass transit vehicle that drives around the world, and unto > > > > the ocean blue. > > > > > > > > > > Mass transit vehicle: Mobile Catholic Church. > > > > What would you think of a Mobile Chernobyl? > > (true) > We've certainly got a potential one! Would you believe a train that carries > nuclear waste through London and then on to Sellafied?!! > > And it travels on the North London Line about 500yds north of my home! Very > spooky. > > If you happen to be on Camden Road station when it comes through and dare to > photograph it, police jump off the train, arrest you and confiscate your > camera! They may fear that you are an Al-Qaida agent casing the train for a terrorist attack. Try using a camera that's disguised as a phone or a pen. > You even get arrested if you tell the idiot crew what you think of them! > > So much for this being a free country and nuclear reprocessing being > perfectly safe and nothing to worry about. France gets most of its electricity from nuclear power. How do they dispose of the nuclear waste?
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4317F385.7EDAAE09@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > dustbird wrote: > > > > > > > ----- For this effort, my ex-boss assigned me tree puns. --- > > > > > I would like help on TREE related puns > > > > > > > I benin many places. I sapele play soccer in Brazil. Was he > ever > > limba. > > > And very poplar. > > > I went to Princeton, and ramin to Einstein. Zebrano! I wanted > to > > > introduce him to my brothers and sisters, Myrtle, Burl, Bub, Inga. > My > > > brother said: "Butternut." But I was satin he wood love them. By > gum, > > he > > > did. He said "Everything is relativity!" Elm his fan. The men's > room > > was in > > > the basement. I had tupelo. > > > I had back pain. Old war wound. Purpleheart. Heard of medicine > > > man. Flew > > > to New Guinea. Herbal cure didn't work. I was teaked off, but I > padauk > > the > > > shaman. Pain got desperate. > > > Flew to Rome. Birch into Church. Met Father John and Sister > Rose. > > Got > > > religion. Prima vera! Trod the narra path. Faux satine. Bought a > > rosary. > > > "What kind of wood is this cross made of?", I asked Father John. > > "Rosewood," > > > he said. And she did. Sycamore! But my back hurt. She said I had > to go > > on a > > > diet. We went to a healthfood restaurant. I ordered a low-calorie > > cocobolo, > > > and we goncalo alves. Lost some weight, back pain went away. I'm > oak > > now, > > > still pecan away. > > > > Recently, my stepdad planted acorn patch. > > > > I O-Pine that we should get out of Iraq before more of our people > get > > shipped home in wood. > > > > I love the beech. > > Which beech is that? What's her name? Beechnut: Crazy sand by the C where the C Hawks, C Lions, C Horses, and C Weeds R.
Larry Krzewinski wrote: > On 17 May 2004 09:17:04 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" > <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote: > > >>>> We giants have to take of all you little people. > >>> > >>>Mayhap you won't have to take of us anymore once you've learned proper > >>>grammar. > >> > >>My gramma is proper I'll have you know! > > > >I heard she won't even talk to you unless you call her on a special > >phone. > > My how she misses Thomas Alva. And his dog, too. Thomas Alva Edison? Edison: Son of the electric light.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:43E98108.DA660167@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Emu: Sound of an Internet Cow. > > > > Emu: Internet subatomic particle. > > > > Ebay: Where computers swim. > > > > Icing: Downloaded Internet songs. > > FX: CRASHSHSH!!!!!! > > Vicar: (?) Gottenyu!!!! The church spire has fallen down. > > Cop: Good! We'll be able to catch all the fugitives in the area now because > (all together now . .) there's no high ding place!!! Vicar: That really makes me Cross!
"J. A. Mc." wrote: > On 6 Feb 2004 18:46:37 -0800, artyw2@yahoo.com (artyw) found these unused > words floating about: > > >Palema <palema.04@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:<68SUb.1256$wt.454@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com>... > >> At the White House: We want you to fillmore at home > > > >Dont Polk fun at our presidents. > > Carter explain? If you can a Ford the time. Did Nixon ever visit Dixon?
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47B8B3F0.D78BF292@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:4317F385.7EDAAE09@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > dustbird wrote: > > > > > > > > > ----- For this effort, my ex-boss assigned me tree puns. --- > > > > > > I would like help on TREE related puns > > > > > > > > > I benin many places. I sapele play soccer in Brazil. Was he > > ever > > > limba. > > > > And very poplar. > > > > I went to Princeton, and ramin to Einstein. Zebrano! I wanted > > to > > > > introduce him to my brothers and sisters, Myrtle, Burl, Bub, Inga. > > My > > > > brother said: "Butternut." But I was satin he wood love them. By > > gum, > > > he > > > > did. He said "Everything is relativity!" Elm his fan. The men's > > room > > > was in > > > > the basement. I had tupelo. > > > > I had back pain. Old war wound. Purpleheart. Heard of medicine > > > > > man. Flew > > > > to New Guinea. Herbal cure didn't work. I was teaked off, but I > > padauk > > > the > > > > shaman. Pain got desperate. > > > > Flew to Rome. Birch into Church. Met Father John and Sister > > Rose. > > > Got > > > > religion. Prima vera! Trod the narra path. Faux satine. Bought a > > > rosary. > > > > "What kind of wood is this cross made of?", I asked Father John. > > > "Rosewood," > > > > he said. And she did. Sycamore! But my back hurt. She said I had > > to go > > > on a > > > > diet. We went to a healthfood restaurant. I ordered a low-calorie > > > cocobolo, > > > > and we goncalo alves. Lost some weight, back pain went away. I'm > > oak > > > now, > > > > still pecan away. > > > > > > Recently, my stepdad planted acorn patch. > > > > > > I O-Pine that we should get out of Iraq before more of our people > > get > > > shipped home in wood. > > > > > > I love the beech. > > > > Which beech is that? What's her name? > > Beechnut: Crazy sand by the C where the C Hawks, C Lions, C Horses, and > C Weeds R. Very tasty, beechnuts. New Trish arse too. (That little blonde on alt.als b4 they all got sued!)