Re: Who says the WWW is crap?

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Steve Leyland, Dec 16, 2007.

  1. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Bill
    Cleere stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : On Dec 15, 12:18 am, "Steve Leyland"
    : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    : : Bill Cleere stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    : :
    : : : With results like *this*?
    : : :
    : : : I think not.
    : : :
    : : : Results 1 - 10 of about 20,200,000 for "fuck you"
    : :
    : : make that 20,200,001
    : :
    : : fuck you.
    : fuck you, 002
    fuck you, 003

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    "The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through
    three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and
    Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where phases. "For
    instance, the first phase is characterized by the question 'How can we
    eat?' the second by the question 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the
    question 'Where shall we have lunch?'"
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


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  2. On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:57:24 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
    <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Bill
    >Cleere stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: On Dec 15, 12:18 am, "Steve Leyland"
    >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    >: : Bill Cleere stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >: :
    >: : : With results like *this*?
    >: : :
    >: : : I think not.
    >: : :
    >: : : Results 1 - 10 of about 20,200,000 for "fuck you"
    >: :
    >: : make that 20,200,001
    >: :
    >: : fuck you.
    >: fuck you, 002
    >fuck you, 003

    Fuck you, 004

    Just tryin' to help,
    Bufford L. Hatchett
     
  3. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    Steve Leyland totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

    >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Bill
    >Cleere stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    >: On Dec 15, 12:18 am, "Steve Leyland"
    >: <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    >: : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    >: : Bill Cleere stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >: :
    >: : : With results like *this*?
    >: : :
    >: : : I think not.
    >: : :
    >: : : Results 1 - 10 of about 20,200,000 for "fuck you"
    >: :
    >: : make that 20,200,001
    >: :
    >: : fuck you.
    >: fuck you, 002
    >fuck you, 003

    fuck you, 004


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension)
    afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
    auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
    (Upgraded to Diamond in 2005)
    aavf3: mhm21x20

    "Today tragedy struck a very small town. The town's
    only parking lot caught fire and burned to the ground.
    The police chief had this to say: 'It was either one
    psychopath, full of hate... or a group of five psychopaths
    with 20 percent of the hate for each.'" -- John F. Stepp
     
  4. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called The
    2-Belo stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : Steve Leyland totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
    : cloud of snot:
    :
    : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
    : : Bill Cleere stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    : :
    : : : On Dec 15, 12:18 am, "Steve Leyland"
    : : : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
    : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
    : : : : called Bill Cleere stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced
    : : : : to usenet:
    : : : :
    : : : : : With results like *this*?
    : : : : :
    : : : : : I think not.
    : : : : :
    : : : : : Results 1 - 10 of about 20,200,000 for "fuck you"
    : : : :
    : : : : make that 20,200,001
    : : : :
    : : : : fuck you.
    : : : fuck you, 002
    : : fuck you, 003
    : fuck you, 004
    fuck you, 005

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True
    Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
    "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


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