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  1. mimus

    mimus Guest

    So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.

    And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.

    <dribble>

    I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

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    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    Decorum, after all, was a more subtle and ultimately more
    satisfactory weapon than high feelings and improper conduct.

    < Jack Vance
     
  2. mixed nuts

    mixed nuts Guest

    mimus wrote:
    > So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >
    > And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >
    > <dribble>
    >
    > I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.
    >

    Roast it. You can eat entire cloves spread out on crackers with
    some stinky cheese without overstressing yer palate.

    --
    nuts
     
  3. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:06:33 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:

    > mimus wrote:
    >
    >> So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>
    >> And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>
    >> <dribble>
    >>
    >> I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >
    > Roast it. You can eat entire cloves spread out on crackers with
    > some stinky cheese without overstressing yer palate.


    Like I wouldn't go blind from the roasting.

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    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

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  4. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus wrote:

    > On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:06:33 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
    >
    >> mimus wrote:
    >>
    >>> So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>
    >>> And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>
    >>> <dribble>
    >>>
    >>> I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >>
    >> Roast it. You can eat entire cloves spread out on crackers with some
    >> stinky cheese without overstressing yer palate.

    >
    > Like I wouldn't go blind from the roasting.


    Goggles: Tinted.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     
  5. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:

    >So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >
    >And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >
    ><dribble>
    >
    >I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.


    like THAT'S gonna work.

    that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....

    <grateful to be upwind>

    --
    "It's not I who paints the big red targets on the forheads;
    no, the hunted do that to THEMSELVES."
    -ICEKNIFE-
     
  6. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:32 -0500, Sharon B wrote:

    > On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >
    >>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>
    >>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>
    >><dribble>
    >>
    >>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >
    > like THAT'S gonna work.
    >
    > that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....
    >
    > <grateful to be upwind>


    It should help keep the bugs away, too.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    I wonder what I have been up to.

    < _Beyond Apollo_
     
  7. mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in
    news:rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com:

    > So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >
    > And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >
    > <dribble>
    >
    > I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.
    >


    overdoing garlic on or in any dish is not possible
     
  8. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:31:39 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote in <HL-dnYASw4Ol1hjanZ2dnUVZ_rbinZ2d@giganews.com>:

    >On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:32 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
    >
    >> On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >>
    >>>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>
    >>>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>
    >>><dribble>
    >>>
    >>>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >>
    >> like THAT'S gonna work.
    >>
    >> that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....
    >>
    >> <grateful to be upwind>

    >
    >It should help keep the bugs away, too.


    Um. There's no bugs in a 'Tucky Janyary.

    --
    "Remember, when someone annoys you, It takes 42 muscles in your face
    to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack
    the asshole upside the head." - A. Wiseman
     
  9. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:52:49 +0000, psykoexgirlfriend wrote:

    > mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in
    > news:rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com:
    >
    >> So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>
    >> And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>
    >> <dribble>
    >>
    >> I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >
    > overdoing garlic on or in any dish is not possible


    HmmMMmm. I dunno about that. I disproved the similar theory with regard
    to cumin (when it seems like cumin fumes are coming out of yer tear-ducts,
    you've overdone it).

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    I wonder what I have been up to.

    < _Beyond Apollo_
     
  10. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:02:33 -0500, Sharon B wrote:

    > On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:31:39 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote in <HL-dnYASw4Ol1hjanZ2dnUVZ_rbinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >
    >>On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:32 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>> wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >>>
    >>>>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>>
    >>>>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>>
    >>>><dribble>
    >>>>
    >>>>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.
    >>>
    >>> like THAT'S gonna work.
    >>>
    >>> that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....
    >>>
    >>> <grateful to be upwind>

    >>
    >>It should help keep the bugs away, too.

    >
    > Um. There's no bugs in a 'Tucky Janyary.


    They all move indoors.

    Also, I discovered a slug chowing down on some dog-food last night.

    They'll be growing fur next.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    I wonder what I have been up to.

    < _Beyond Apollo_
     
  11. mixed nuts

    mixed nuts Guest

    mimus wrote:
    > On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:32 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
    >
    >>On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >>
    >>>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>
    >>>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>
    >>><dribble>
    >>>
    >>>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >>
    >>like THAT'S gonna work.
    >>
    >>that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....
    >>
    >><grateful to be upwind>

    >
    > It should help keep the bugs away, too.
    >

    The domestic dog (canis familiaris) has learned to associate the smell
    of garlic with tasty nutricious treats.

    --
    nuts
     
  12. On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:32 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:

    >On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >
    >>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>
    >>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>
    >><dribble>
    >>
    >>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >
    >like THAT'S gonna work.
    >
    >that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....
    >
    ><grateful to be upwind>


    what about curry?

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  13. mixed nuts

    mixed nuts Guest

    Sharon B wrote:
    > On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:31:39 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote in <HL-dnYASw4Ol1hjanZ2dnUVZ_rbinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >
    >>On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:32 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >>>
    >>>>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>>
    >>>>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>>
    >>>><dribble>
    >>>>
    >>>>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.
    >>>
    >>>like THAT'S gonna work.
    >>>
    >>>that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....
    >>>
    >>><grateful to be upwind>

    >>
    >>It should help keep the bugs away, too.

    >
    > Um. There's no bugs in a 'Tucky Janyary.
    >

    I know why bug eatin' birds fly south in the winter. And also I know
    where to go to see my summertime avian friends and get mosquito bit in
    January. I figured this out in a john in Freeport Texas. It didn't
    require a lot of thinking.

    --
    nuts
     
  14. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:41:52 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    wrote in <jutao3tjpeut9d1vfcoi5u2iv6hk5vdaqp@4ax.com>:

    >On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:32 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:
    >
    >>On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >>
    >>>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>
    >>>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>
    >>><dribble>
    >>>
    >>>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >>
    >>like THAT'S gonna work.
    >>
    >>that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....
    >>
    >><grateful to be upwind>

    >
    >what about curry?


    Curry is purry unless it's furry.

    --
    "It's not I who paints the big red targets on the forheads;
    no, the hunted do that to THEMSELVES."
    -ICEKNIFE-
     
  15. mixed nuts

    mixed nuts Guest

    mimus wrote:
    > On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:52:49 +0000, psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
    >
    >>mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in
    >>news:rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com:
    >>
    >>>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>
    >>>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>
    >>><dribble>
    >>>
    >>>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >>
    >>overdoing garlic on or in any dish is not possible

    >
    > HmmMMmm. I dunno about that. I disproved the similar theory with regard
    > to cumin (when it seems like cumin fumes are coming out of yer tear-ducts,
    > you've overdone it).
    >

    Cumin is an anti-flatulent. A tablespoon or two will neutralize an
    entire platefull of frijoles. There is balance in the universe.

    --
    nuts
     
  16. mixed nuts

    mixed nuts Guest

    psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
    > mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in
    > news:rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com:
    >
    >>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>
    >>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>
    >><dribble>
    >>
    >>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.
    >>

    > overdoing garlic on or in any dish is not possible


    IAWTP.

    Ramen.

    --
    nuts
     
  17. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Don't fight it, mixed nuts...Just lie down and try to relax:

    >mimus wrote:
    >> On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:32 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >>>
    >>>>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>>
    >>>>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>>
    >>>><dribble>
    >>>>
    >>>>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.
    >>>
    >>>like THAT'S gonna work.
    >>>
    >>>that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....
    >>>
    >>><grateful to be upwind>

    >>
    >> It should help keep the bugs away, too.
    >>

    >The domestic dog (canis familiaris) has learned to associate the smell
    >of garlic with tasty nutricious treats.


    Canis flatulus.

    --
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    --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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  18. On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:03:44 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:

    >On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:41:52 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >wrote in <jutao3tjpeut9d1vfcoi5u2iv6hk5vdaqp@4ax.com>:
    >
    >>On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:56:32 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:46:26 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>wrote in <rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >>>
    >>>>So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>>
    >>>>And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>>
    >>>><dribble>
    >>>>
    >>>>I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.
    >>>
    >>>like THAT'S gonna work.
    >>>
    >>>that crap is gonna be seeping out of your pores for days.....
    >>>
    >>><grateful to be upwind>

    >>
    >>what about curry?

    >
    >Curry is purry unless it's furry.


    aint nothin grows in curry. its like honey that way.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  19. mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in
    news:Y-OdnX-O8aU57BjanZ2dnUVZ_ozinZ2d@giganews.com:

    > On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:52:49 +0000, psykoexgirlfriend wrote:
    >
    >> mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in
    >> news:rY2dnbwcnpsf3hnanZ2dnUVZ_hzinZ2d@giganews.com:
    >>
    >>> So I overdid the garlic according to my standards on my last pizza.
    >>>
    >>> And now I'm overdoing the garlic on this one.
    >>>
    >>> <dribble>
    >>>
    >>> I guess I can always take a hot shower afterward.

    >>
    >> overdoing garlic on or in any dish is not possible

    >
    > HmmMMmm. I dunno about that. I disproved the similar theory with
    > regard to cumin (when it seems like cumin fumes are coming out of yer
    > tear-ducts, you've overdone it).
    >


    i still stand by my statement
     

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