You Walk In Your Bedroom

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Aratzio, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.

    What do YOU do?
     
  2. mixed nuts

    mixed nuts Guest

    Aratzio wrote:
    > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >
    > What do YOU do?


    If it's daytime, I'll do some physically demanding yard work, nighttime,
    I'll take a brisk walk down by the river. The effects of the mushrooms
    should fade in 2-3 hours.

    --
    nuts
     
  3. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:27:38 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

    > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >
    > What do YOU do?


    Call 911 . . . .

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    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    We have crossed some strange boundary here.

    < _Saving Private Ryan_
     
  4. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:41:23 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:

    > Aratzio wrote:
    >
    >> You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >> clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>
    >> What do YOU do?

    >
    > If it's daytime, I'll do some physically demanding yard work, nighttime,
    > I'll take a brisk walk down by the river. The effects of the mushrooms
    > should fade in 2-3 hours.


    "Mushrooms"? <ponder> I see what you mean, it's more situational and less
    geometric/vibratory than acid, but it could be mescaline or STP, in which
    case it'll be a bit longer before it goes away . . . .

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    My friends, I have come to you from a faraway land
    of sand and palm upon a voyage of discovery,
    and I count myself fortunate above all men,
    for upon this my first night in your land
    I have been taken to your leader, King Peyote,
    and have been raised up instead of put down,
    and have been shown the wonders of the world
    which are presently turning red before me
    and falling like a waterfall.

    < _The Journey of Joenes_
     
  5. Shirley

    Shirley Guest

  6. "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >
    > "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    > >
    > > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    > > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    > >
    > > What do YOU do?

    >
    > Beat the hell out of hubby...


    Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    Chippendale dancer?

    Smee, ready to pounce

    >
    >
     
  7. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "<pscissons@sbcglobal.net>": Do you like me? Please check a box (
    ) YES ( ) NO:

    >
    >"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>
    >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >> >
    >> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >> >
    >> > What do YOU do?

    >>
    >> Beat the hell out of hubby...

    >
    >Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >Chippendale dancer?
    >
    >Smee, ready to pounce


    I'd tell him to get the hell out because he's getting oil all over my
    pillow.

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  8. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:26 GMT, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    bloviated:

    >
    >"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>
    >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >> >
    >> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >> >
    >> > What do YOU do?

    >>
    >> Beat the hell out of hubby...

    >
    >Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >Chippendale dancer?
    >
    >Smee, ready to pounce
    >


    Vee haf zee vinner.
     
  9. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:04:18 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

    > On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:26 GMT, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    > bloviated:
    >
    >> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >> news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>
    >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>>
    >>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>> >
    >>> > What do YOU do?
    >>>
    >>> Beat the hell out of hubby...

    >>
    >> Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >> Chippendale dancer?
    >>
    >> Smee, ready to pounce

    >
    > Vee haf zee vinner.


    That sounded more like "wiener" to me.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    There's no such thing as a trained snake, OK?

    < _Strip Tease_
     
  10. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Wavy G wrote:

    > Dear, "<pscissons@sbcglobal.net>": Do you like me? Please check a box (
    > ) YES ( ) NO:
    >
    >>
    >>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>
    >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>> >
    >>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>> >
    >>> > What do YOU do?
    >>>
    >>> Beat the hell out of hubby...

    >>
    >>Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >>Chippendale dancer?
    >>
    >>Smee, ready to pounce

    >
    > I'd tell him to get the hell out because he's getting oil all over my
    > pillow.


    But, you tore up your pillow. Is this a new pillow or the old one before
    you tore it up?
    --
    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     
  11. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:13:17 -0500, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    bloviated:

    >On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:04:18 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:26 GMT, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >> bloviated:
    >>
    >>> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>> news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>
    >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>>>
    >>>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >>>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > What do YOU do?
    >>>>
    >>>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    >>>
    >>> Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >>> Chippendale dancer?
    >>>
    >>> Smee, ready to pounce

    >>
    >> Vee haf zee vinner.

    >
    >That sounded more like "wiener" to me.


    <pats head>
    Of course it did.
     
  12. "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:dKudna-nlI7QRSPanZ2dnUVZ_tninZ2d@giganews.com...
    > On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:04:18 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >
    > > On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:26 GMT, in
    > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    > > bloviated:
    > >
    > >> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    > >> news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    > >>
    > >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    > >>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    > >>>
    > >>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    > >>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    > >>> >
    > >>> > What do YOU do?
    > >>>
    > >>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    > >>
    > >> Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    > >> Chippendale dancer?
    > >>
    > >> Smee, ready to pounce

    > >
    > > Vee haf zee vinner.

    >
    > That sounded more like "wiener" to me.


    I am a winner.
    Aratzio said so.
    Stop raining on my paraed.

    Smee the winner

    >
    > --
    > tinmimus99@hotmail.com
    >
    > smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >
    > mp 10
    >
    > mhm 29x13
    >
    > There's no such thing as a trained snake, OK?
    >
    > < _Strip Tease_
    >
    >
     
  13. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:21:52 -0800, pscissons wrote:

    > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:dKudna-nlI7QRSPanZ2dnUVZ_tninZ2d@giganews.com...
    >
    >> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:04:18 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >>
    >> > On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:26 GMT, in
    >> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >> > bloviated:
    >> >
    >> >> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >> >> news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >> >>
    >> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >> >>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >> >>>
    >> >>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >> >>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >> >>> >
    >> >>> > What do YOU do?
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    >> >>
    >> >> Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >> >> Chippendale dancer?
    >> >>
    >> >> Smee, ready to pounce
    >> >
    >> > Vee haf zee vinner.

    >>
    >> That sounded more like "wiener" to me.

    >
    > I am a winner.
    > Aratzio said so.
    > Stop raining on my paraed.
    >
    > Smee the winner


    It's not me doing the raining.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    "Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."

    < _Shaun of the Dead_
     
  14. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >Wavy G wrote:
    >
    >> Dear, "<pscissons@sbcglobal.net>": Do you like me? Please check a box (
    >> ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>
    >>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>>> >
    >>>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >>>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > What do YOU do?
    >>>>
    >>>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    >>>
    >>>Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >>>Chippendale dancer?
    >>>
    >>>Smee, ready to pounce

    >>
    >> I'd tell him to get the hell out because he's getting oil all over my
    >> pillow.

    >
    >But, you tore up your pillow. Is this a new pillow or the old one before
    >you tore it up?


    I tear my pillows up about wonce or twice a week. I always keep a fresh
    won handy.

    --
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  15. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

    >On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:21:52 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >
    >> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >> news:dKudna-nlI7QRSPanZ2dnUVZ_tninZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:04:18 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >>>
    >>> > On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:26 GMT, in
    >>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>> > bloviated:
    >>> >
    >>> >> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>> >> news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>> >>
    >>> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>> >>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>> >>>
    >>> >>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >>> >>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>> >>> >
    >>> >>> > What do YOU do?
    >>> >>>
    >>> >>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >>> >> Chippendale dancer?
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Smee, ready to pounce
    >>> >
    >>> > Vee haf zee vinner.
    >>>
    >>> That sounded more like "wiener" to me.

    >>
    >> I am a winner.
    >> Aratzio said so.
    >> Stop raining on my paraed.
    >>
    >> Smee the winner

    >
    >It's not me doing the raining.


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  16. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:32:24 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

    > Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >
    >>On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:21:52 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>
    >>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:dKudna-nlI7QRSPanZ2dnUVZ_tninZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>
    >>>> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:04:18 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> > On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:26 GMT, in
    >>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>> > bloviated:
    >>>> >
    >>>> >> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>> >> news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>> >>
    >>>> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> >>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>>> >>>
    >>>> >>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >>>> >>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>>> >>> >
    >>>> >>> > What do YOU do?
    >>>> >>>
    >>>> >>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    >>>> >>
    >>>> >> Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >>>> >> Chippendale dancer?
    >>>> >>
    >>>> >> Smee, ready to pounce
    >>>> >
    >>>> > Vee haf zee vinner.
    >>>>
    >>>> That sounded more like "wiener" to me.
    >>>
    >>> I am a winner.
    >>> Aratzio said so.
    >>> Stop raining on my paraed.
    >>>
    >>> Smee the winner

    >>
    >>It's not me doing the raining.

    >
    > _________________
    > | Hi, I'm Wavy G. |
    > | I Love you all! |
    > |___________ _____|
    > \
    > () /
    > ____________ /||\/
    > | | . . . / ||
    > | Smee's | ,` ` ~( )
    > | Parade |, //
    > |_^_______^__| |\
    > ----O-------O---------------------------------------------------------


    I'd put that back up pretty quick.

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    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    Stanley: _THREE ORGANS_!!?!!

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  17. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:18:28 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

    > Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>Wavy G wrote:
    >>
    >>> Dear, "<pscissons@sbcglobal.net>": Do you like me? Please check a box (
    >>> ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>
    >>>>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >>>>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > What do YOU do?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    >>>>
    >>>>Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >>>>Chippendale dancer?
    >>>>
    >>>>Smee, ready to pounce
    >>>
    >>> I'd tell him to get the hell out because he's getting oil all over my
    >>> pillow.

    >>
    >>But, you tore up your pillow. Is this a new pillow or the old one before
    >>you tore it up?

    >
    > I tear my pillows up about wonce or twice a week. I always keep a fresh
    > won handy.


    Self-therapy?

    Anything that keeps ya off CNN, I guess.

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    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    "You have," the machine informed him, "a classic case of
    feem desire, complicated by strong dwarkish intentions."

    "I do? I thought I was homicidal."

    < _Pilgrimage to Earth_
     
  18. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

    >On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:32:24 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
    >
    >> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>
    >>>On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:21:52 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>> news:dKudna-nlI7QRSPanZ2dnUVZ_tninZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:04:18 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:26 GMT, in
    >>>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>>> > bloviated:
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> >> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>> >> news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> >>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>>>> >>>
    >>>>> >>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >>>>> >>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>>>> >>> >
    >>>>> >>> > What do YOU do?
    >>>>> >>>
    >>>>> >>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >> Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >>>>> >> Chippendale dancer?
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >> Smee, ready to pounce
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > Vee haf zee vinner.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> That sounded more like "wiener" to me.
    >>>>
    >>>> I am a winner.
    >>>> Aratzio said so.
    >>>> Stop raining on my paraed.
    >>>>
    >>>> Smee the winner
    >>>
    >>>It's not me doing the raining.

    >>
    >> _________________
    >> | Hi, I'm Wavy G. |
    >> | I Love you all! |
    >> |___________ _____|
    >> \
    >> () /
    >> ____________ /||\/
    >> | | . . . / ||
    >> | Smee's | ,` ` ~( )
    >> | Parade |, //
    >> |_^_______^__| |\
    >> ----O-------O---------------------------------------------------------

    >
    >I'd put that back up pretty quick.


    What does this comment mean?
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    --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
    (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
     
  19. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus wrote:

    > On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:18:28 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
    >
    >> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>Wavy G wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Dear, "<pscissons@sbcglobal.net>": Do you like me? Please check a box

    (
    >>>> ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>>
    >>>>>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>>news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you bed,
    >>>>>> > clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > What do YOU do?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your bed is a
    >>>>>Chippendale dancer?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Smee, ready to pounce
    >>>>
    >>>> I'd tell him to get the hell out because he's getting oil all over my
    >>>> pillow.
    >>>
    >>>But, you tore up your pillow. Is this a new pillow or the old one before
    >>>you tore it up?

    >>
    >> I tear my pillows up about wonce or twice a week. I always keep a fresh
    >> won handy.

    >
    > Self-therapy?
    >
    > Anything that keeps ya off CNN, I guess.


    FSTV keeps me off CNN.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     
  20. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Wavy G wrote:

    > Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >
    >>On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:32:24 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
    >>
    >>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
    >>>
    >>>>On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:21:52 -0800, pscissons wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:dKudna-nlI7QRSPanZ2dnUVZ_tninZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:04:18 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> > On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:26 GMT, in
    >>>>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
    >>>>>> > bloviated:
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> >> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
    >>>>>> >> news:Wugvj.105866$L%6.44461@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
    >>>>>> >>
    >>>>>> >>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    >>>>>> >>> news:1ctlr3pjbqsnvlaomkclrmd20dtjn7g9d4@4ax.com...
    >>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>> >>> > You find the most attractive person you have ever seen in you
    >>>>>> >>> > bed, clad in the sexiest attire you can imagine.
    >>>>>> >>> >
    >>>>>> >>> > What do YOU do?
    >>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>> >>> Beat the hell out of hubby...
    >>>>>> >>
    >>>>>> >> Um, he didn't specify which gender. What if the person in your
    >>>>>> >> bed is a Chippendale dancer?
    >>>>>> >>
    >>>>>> >> Smee, ready to pounce
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > Vee haf zee vinner.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> That sounded more like "wiener" to me.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I am a winner.
    >>>>> Aratzio said so.
    >>>>> Stop raining on my paraed.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Smee the winner
    >>>>
    >>>>It's not me doing the raining.
    >>>
    >>> _________________
    >>> | Hi, I'm Wavy G. |
    >>> | I Love you all! | ___________ _____| \
    >>> () / ____________ /||\/
    >>> | | . . . / ||
    >>> | Smee's | ,` ` ~( )
    >>> | Parade |, // _^_______^__| |\
    >>> | ----O-------O-----------------------------------------------------
    >>> | ----

    >>
    >>I'd put that back up pretty quick.

    >
    > What does this comment mean?


    It means you're a bastage for peeing in the flonk again.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
    what I meant.
     

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