Friday Night Smackdown

Watching NASCAR on TV is as dangerous to a marriage as watching Friends with your betrothed, is.

Both are impossible for a guy to avoid being evil eyed and wife cancelled.

My neck starts hurting watching NASCAR. The repetitive left to right neck movement and up and down eye movement is an invitation for divorce, because she blows in to the room on an ill wind, asking a question you do not hear at at all, and you are in the middle of a left to right neck movement, and of course it is misinterpreted as a negative, or your eye movement following the upper track turn and lower track inset is interpreted as a "Oh God, here we go" male response, and the poop hits the fan. It is the same response when watching Friends, and laughing at the wrong moment (as any male would do watching that lack of manly man stuff),and....wham!!....you are immediately a woman hater.

Watching Wrestling, in front of your betrothed? You will be accused of reverting to your childhood, and you don't have the time for that, because she has to go to the store, or you have to move 136 heavy boxes in the basement so she can get her her 1 lb. small box of of old birthday cards.

 

Lol...never a dull moment!

 

I recall watching a race at Bristol and thinking...this looks like a toilet flushing! Since playing the pool, I've developed an appreciation for short track racing.