DHS Strike again

They really have no common sense or a sense of humour.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093796/British-tourists-arrested-America-terror-charges-Twitter-jokes.html

 

The world gets madder by the second, question is how did they get the tweet!

 

So now you know what to include in your tweets to keep the DHS busy.

 

The young man wore a trojan when he decided to drill the illegal immigrant for fear of a mexican virus strain of which there is no recovery from and may cause one to collaspe and die in bed. The women informed him, however, that he has not to fear any human, meaning her, to animal, meaning him, strain connection dealing with STD illnesses and quickly broke up with him.

Ok, did I make the list?

 

Get it down to 140 characters or less lol

 

Glad someone read my little story. Since my post was included in your reply, are you on that list as well?.....and are we looking forward to a full body cavity search the next time we fly a plane.

 

I'm not intending to fly anywhere anyway, so I'm good.