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I Am Not the Fine Man You Take Me For, 51

RoyalOrleans was last seen:
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    1. Old Salt
      Old Salt
      Thought you'd enjoy that USMC post.
    2. Old Salt
      Old Salt
      Thought you'd enjoy that USMC post.
    3. Ali
      Ali
      Did you know you're a snow man?

      Are you aware that it's July?

      Do you like bucking "the system", staring it dead in the eye and saying "FUKK YOU, SYSTEM!!!!" while you do it?

      Why am I the only one commenting in your profile? Christ, I feel like a stalker now.
    4. Ali
      Ali
      Did you know you're a snow man?

      Are you aware that it's July?

      Do you like bucking "the system", staring it dead in the eye and saying "FUKK YOU, SYSTEM!!!!" while you do it?

      Why am I the only one commenting in your profile? Christ, I feel like a stalker now.
    5. Ali
      Ali
      Crap? CRAP?

      I'll have you know that my Quacker Factory fashion collection is nothing to thumb your nose at! In fact, when I'm out in my QVC finery, I always get lots of compliments on my bejeweled cat sweaters and sequined Holiday attire.

      But does the man who claims to love me notice how sexy I look? NO! He's too busy bitching about meeting his thumbtack quota and complaining about how I forgot to put pickles on his sammich!
    6. Ali
      Ali
      Crap? CRAP?

      I'll have you know that my Quacker Factory fashion collection is nothing to thumb your nose at! In fact, when I'm out in my QVC finery, I always get lots of compliments on my bejeweled cat sweaters and sequined Holiday attire.

      But does the man who claims to love me notice how sexy I look? NO! He's too busy bitching about meeting his thumbtack quota and complaining about how I forgot to put pickles on his sammich!
    7. Ali
      Ali
      I'm not allowed to hang posters in my cubicle at QVC. Management thinks they're too "flashy", and distract us from providing good, solid customer service to our callers. Therefore, I have no need for thumbtacks in my life.

      Sorry. I'm sure you understand.
    8. Ali
      Ali
      I'm not allowed to hang posters in my cubicle at QVC. Management thinks they're too "flashy", and distract us from providing good, solid customer service to our callers. Therefore, I have no need for thumbtacks in my life.

      Sorry. I'm sure you understand.
    9. Ali
      Ali
      *Lies on RO's couch and props feet up against the wall*

      Is it wrong of me to be ashamed of my husband because he works at a Thumbtack factory? I always envisioned myself being married to a man who builds turbines or even staple guns, but thumbtacks seem so....ordinary. I mean, it's a tack that you push into place with your thumb. Big woop! Where's the thrill in that?

      He's also spending a lot of time at the neighbor's house....talking to her, playing Parcheesi with her, washing her with her washing stick....

      Tell me, do you think the magic is gone?
    10. Ali
      Ali
      *Lies on RO's couch and props feet up against the wall*

      Is it wrong of me to be ashamed of my husband because he works at a Thumbtack factory? I always envisioned myself being married to a man who builds turbines or even staple guns, but thumbtacks seem so....ordinary. I mean, it's a tack that you push into place with your thumb. Big woop! Where's the thrill in that?

      He's also spending a lot of time at the neighbor's house....talking to her, playing Parcheesi with her, washing her with her washing stick....

      Tell me, do you think the magic is gone?
    11. Ali
      Ali
      "Where I come from, a lab partnership is a sacred trust. One is always supposed to look out for one's lab partner!" - Baron Underbheit
    12. Ali
      Ali
      "Where I come from, a lab partnership is a sacred trust. One is always supposed to look out for one's lab partner!" - Baron Underbheit
    13. Ali
      Ali
      A four seater? How posh!
    14. Ali
      Ali
      A four seater? How posh!
    15. hugo
      hugo
      Somehow, I have to find others worth repping so I can rep you.
    16. hugo
      hugo
      Somehow, I have to find others worth repping so I can rep you.
    17. Ali
      Ali
      I would have headed to the Waffle House.

      Stat!
    18. Ali
      Ali
      I would have headed to the Waffle House.

      Stat!
    19. Ali
      Ali
      Did you wake up covered in orange Cheetos dust and twinkie wrappers this morning?
    20. Ali
      Ali
      Did you wake up covered in orange Cheetos dust and twinkie wrappers this morning?
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    It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul