A poem to our dear ILLEGAL immigrants out there...

A letter we need to send to President Bush

Dear President Bush:

I'm planning a trip with my family and extended family, and am asking for your assistance. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help me with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, Mexico's President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

• Free medical care for my entire family.
• English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
• All government forms need to be printed in English.
• I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
• Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
• I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
• Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
• I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
• I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
• In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from President Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
• I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
• I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and not have any labor laws or tax laws enforced.
• Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your Vice President, Dick Cheney.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Midas...

 

Are you kind to me, Moen? Are you kind to Islamic_coins, or other people on this forum?
Do you respect my beliefs? Do you respect Islamic_coins beliefs?

The answer to the above is no, no, no, and no. As anyone reading through the politics and whatever section will see. But if you disagree with my analysis, please say so.

CraigG

 

Originally Posted by Islamic-coins
So far no one challenged what I posted about the THEFT of Mexican land by the Americans !!

I wish more and more Mexicans will cross the desert to take back their land. ALLAH BLESS MEXICO


Hey Islamicoins here is your requested response two words: MANIFEST DESTINY
btw, most of mexico is catholic and they would probably just as well spit on the ground in front of you than except your blessing from allah.

 

Mostly I ignore you...that is being kind.

 

Well thank you so much for ignoring me, I feel so loved.
Actually, it is better than when I was insulted every day, but at least I'm not a muslim nut, right? right?...

 

Oh I'm sorry did you say something?

 

No, you just quoted nothing there. Just three lines of empty space...
Oh, I'm sorry you did say something.

 

Oh, I'm sorry you did say something? ♫ ♫ Punc-Punc-Punctuation ♫ ♫

 

Well, this is not a poem, but then I knew everyone here was interested in learning a little history. So here goes!

Subject: Little Known Fact-


Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled
for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call
for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever
delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to
New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever
lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly
awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was
so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they
still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known,
of course, as Sinko de Mayo

 

Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.
The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers:
"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now... Speak Spanish." :whistle: