Have to say sorry for not been able to rid the forum of spam sooner but in my defence I was on vacation in Portugal with no internet
Yeah, yeah...and I bet the people of Portugal are still celebrating the day they rid themselves of the sun-bather who smelled of cooked spam... ...I am referring to you, of course... ...
Of course, everyone here ignores the dilemma Portugal now finds itself in...the flocks of confused sea-birds have moved on but hoards of old people have also been flocking to the beaches there, believing there may be a free ham breakfast. Soon they may begin mating, which is drawing in the people from National Geographic, of course. All due to a bloody Englishman wallowing his way along a beach in the sunlight.
Update: It has been three weeks since an unknown tourist, smelling of spam, flopped his way up and down Portugal's beaches. Emergency response teams, rocked by the sheer scale of this environmental disaster, are now exhausted AND hungry. More at eleven.
