RoyalOrleans

Thought you'd enjoy that USMC post.

Thought you'd enjoy that USMC post.

Did you know you're a snow man?

Are you aware that it's July?

Do you like bucking "the system", staring it dead in the eye and saying "FUKK YOU, SYSTEM!!!!" while you do it?

Why am I the only one commenting in your profile? Christ, I feel like a stalker now.

Did you know you're a snow man?

Are you aware that it's July?

Do you like bucking "the system", staring it dead in the eye and saying "FUKK YOU, SYSTEM!!!!" while you do it?

Why am I the only one commenting in your profile? Christ, I feel like a stalker now.

Crap? CRAP?

I'll have you know that my Quacker Factory fashion collection is nothing to thumb your nose at! In fact, when I'm out in my QVC finery, I always get lots of compliments on my bejeweled cat sweaters and sequined Holiday attire.

But does the man who claims to love me notice how sexy I look? NO! He's too busy bitching about meeting his thumbtack quota and complaining about how I forgot to put pickles on his sammich!

Crap? CRAP?

I'll have you know that my Quacker Factory fashion collection is nothing to thumb your nose at! In fact, when I'm out in my QVC finery, I always get lots of compliments on my bejeweled cat sweaters and sequined Holiday attire.

But does the man who claims to love me notice how sexy I look? NO! He's too busy bitching about meeting his thumbtack quota and complaining about how I forgot to put pickles on his sammich!

I'm not allowed to hang posters in my cubicle at QVC. Management thinks they're too "flashy", and distract us from providing good, solid customer service to our callers. Therefore, I have no need for thumbtacks in my life.

Sorry. I'm sure you understand.

I'm not allowed to hang posters in my cubicle at QVC. Management thinks they're too "flashy", and distract us from providing good, solid customer service to our callers. Therefore, I have no need for thumbtacks in my life.

Sorry. I'm sure you understand.

*Lies on RO's couch and props feet up against the wall*

Is it wrong of me to be ashamed of my husband because he works at a Thumbtack factory? I always envisioned myself being married to a man who builds turbines or even staple guns, but thumbtacks seem so....ordinary. I mean, it's a tack that you push into place with your thumb. Big woop! Where's the thrill in that?

He's also spending a lot of time at the neighbor's house....talking to her, playing Parcheesi with her, washing her with her washing stick....

Tell me, do you think the magic is gone?

*Lies on RO's couch and props feet up against the wall*

Is it wrong of me to be ashamed of my husband because he works at a Thumbtack factory? I always envisioned myself being married to a man who builds turbines or even staple guns, but thumbtacks seem so....ordinary. I mean, it's a tack that you push into place with your thumb. Big woop! Where's the thrill in that?

He's also spending a lot of time at the neighbor's house....talking to her, playing Parcheesi with her, washing her with her washing stick....

Tell me, do you think the magic is gone?

"Where I come from, a lab partnership is a sacred trust. One is always supposed to look out for one's lab partner!" - Baron Underbheit

"Where I come from, a lab partnership is a sacred trust. One is always supposed to look out for one's lab partner!" - Baron Underbheit

A four seater? How posh!

A four seater? How posh!

Somehow, I have to find others worth repping so I can rep you.

Somehow, I have to find others worth repping so I can rep you.

I would have headed to the Waffle House.

Stat!

I would have headed to the Waffle House.

Stat!

Did you wake up covered in orange Cheetos dust and twinkie wrappers this morning?

Did you wake up covered in orange Cheetos dust and twinkie wrappers this morning?