Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:

> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>
>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>> him.
>
> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
> he is, then.

<snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL

....Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
might be good for a few laughs.

 

gregvk wrote:
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>
> wrote in news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>
>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>
>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
>>> else ignores him.
>>
>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>> <jitter> he is, then.
>
> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
> or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL

I found the latter two choices to be especially dense.

> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
> hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
> obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

 

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>
>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>
>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>>> him.
>>
>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>> he is, then.
>
><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>
>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>might be good for a few laughs.

Yes! Feel your *anger*!

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
wrote:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>
> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >
> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>
> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
> >>> him.
> >>
> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
> >> he is, then.
> >
> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >
> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
> >might be good for a few laughs.
>
> Yes! Feel your *anger*!

is it jack paar?

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>wrote:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >>>
>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>> >>> him.
>> >>
>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>> >> he is, then.
>> >
>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> >
>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>
>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>
>is it jack paar?

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

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St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
<ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
-0500:

>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>> >
>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> >>>
>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>>> >>> him.
>>> >>
>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>>> >> he is, then.
>>> >
>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>> >
>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>
>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>
>>is it jack paar?
>
>Is it bigger than a breadbox?

Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?

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On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>-0500:
>
>>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>> >
>>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>>>> >>> him.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>>>> >> he is, then.
>>>> >
>>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>> >
>>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>
>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>
>>>is it jack paar?
>>
>>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>
>Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?

Does it speaketh of the Trinity? Does it gaze at the sun with its
wandering eye?

---
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In article <svb55415kla38pkb8be5apjdluke1m1mi5@4ax.com>,
St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, K. A. Cannon
> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
> >-0500:
> >
> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >>>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
> >>>> >in
> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
> >>>> >> Comfee
> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
> >>>> >>> figured
> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
> >>>> >>> ignores
> >>>> >>> him.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
> >>>> >> <jitter>
> >>>> >> he is, then.
> >>>> >
> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
> >>>> >Troll.
> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >>>> >
> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
> >>>> >hard
> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
> >>>> >It
> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >>>>
> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >>>
> >>>is it jack paar?
> >>
> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >
> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>
> Does it speaketh of the Trinity? Does it gaze at the sun with its
> wandering eye?

is it jay leno?

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g2tr2d$95o$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> gregvk wrote:
>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>
>> wrote in news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>
>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>
>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
>>>> else ignores him.
>>>
>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>
>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>> Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged
>> or TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>
> I found the latter two choices to be especially dense.

Even Maxwell, probably one of the dumbest fuckers around at the moment,
made a better guess than anyone else has so far.

But I like "Guess The Troll" because you get to see who owns the players.

 

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>wrote:
>
>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >>>
>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>> >>> him.
>> >>
>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>> >> he is, then.
>> >
>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> >
>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>
>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>
>is it jack paar?
is it smarter than a 5th grader?


--

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Accept No Substitute

 

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
writing:

>St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>-0500:
>
>>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>> >
>>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>>>> >>> him.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>>>> >> he is, then.
>>>> >
>>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>> >
>>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>
>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>
>>>is it jack paar?
>>
>>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>
>Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?

Vegetable.


--

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Accept No Substitute

 

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:54:40 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>In article <svb55415kla38pkb8be5apjdluke1m1mi5@4ax.com>,
> St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>
>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>> >-0500:
>> >
>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>> >>>wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>> >>>> >in
>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>> >>>> >> Comfee
>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>> >>>> >>> figured
>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>> >>>> >>> ignores
>> >>>> >>> him.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>> >>>> >Troll.
>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>> >>>> >hard
>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>> >>>> >It
>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>> >>>
>> >>>is it jack paar?
>> >>
>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>> >
>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>
>> Does it speaketh of the Trinity? Does it gaze at the sun with its
>> wandering eye?
>
>is it jay leno?
>
is it Billy Mays?


--

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Accept No Substitute

 

In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>, Aratzio
says...

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
> >-0500:
> >
> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >>>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
> >>>> >>> him.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
> >>>> >> he is, then.
> >>>> >
> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >>>> >
> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >>>>
> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >>>
> >>>is it jack paar?
> >>
> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >
> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>
> Vegetable.

Parsnip?

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

 

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:19:36 +0000, gregvk attempted to confuse the issue
further by squeaking:
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>
>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>>> him.
>>
>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>> <jitter> he is, then.
>
> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
> After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>
> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
> as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
> might be good for a few laughs.

You clearly have a higher opinion of your arse-kicking abilities than I
do, since I don't recall ever receiving any. But YMMV.

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Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
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<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.

"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>

Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.

"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com>

"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net>

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:

Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker

 

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:37:17 -0700, Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com>
wrote:

>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>, Aratzio
>says...
>
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>> writing:
>>
>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>> >-0500:
>> >
>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>> >>>wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
>> >>>> >>> him.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>> >>>
>> >>>is it jack paar?
>> >>
>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>> >
>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>
>> Vegetable.
>
>Parsnip?

Brosit?

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In article <i1b654lva31g5t380u73ptlkbqfe6oaih6@4ax.com>, St. Raoul
Xemblinosky says...

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:37:17 -0700, Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>, Aratzio
> >says...
> >
> >> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
> >> writing:
> >>
> >> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
> >> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
> >> >-0500:
> >> >
> >> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >> >>>wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote in
> >> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee
> >> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you figured
> >> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else ignores
> >> >>>> >>> him.
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure. <jitter>
> >> >>>> >> he is, then.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The Troll.
> >> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> >> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so hard
> >> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession. It
> >> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >> >>>
> >> >>>is it jack paar?
> >> >>
> >> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >> >
> >> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
> >>
> >> Vegetable.
> >
> >Parsnip?
>
> Brosit?

Humboldt!

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

 

In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
> >-0500:
> >
> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
> >>>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
> >>>> >in
> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
> >>>> >> Comfee
> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
> >>>> >>> figured
> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
> >>>> >>> ignores
> >>>> >>> him.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
> >>>> >> <jitter>
> >>>> >> he is, then.
> >>>> >
> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
> >>>> >Troll.
> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >>>> >
> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
> >>>> >hard
> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
> >>>> >It
> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
> >>>>
> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >>>
> >>>is it jack paar?
> >>
> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
> >
> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>
> Vegetable.

are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:32:31 +0200, Maxwell wrote
(in article <MPG.22bcdb82f7309a6c98b0d5@notbxpats.edu>):

> In article <i1b654lva31g5t380u73ptlkbqfe6oaih6@4ax.com>, St. Raoul
> Xemblinosky says...
>
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:37:17 -0700, Maxwell <luv2^fly99@live.^com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>, Aratzio
>>> says...
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>>>> writing:
>>>>
>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>>>>> <ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>>>>> -0500:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>>>>>> <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>>>>>>> <erfc-1024@usa.net>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>
>>>>>>>>> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>>>>>>>>> Comfee
>>>>>>>>>> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>>>>>>>>> figured
>>>>>>>>>>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>>>>>>>>>>> ignores
>>>>>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>>>>>>>>> <jitter>
>>>>>>>>>> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>>>>>>>> Troll.
>>>>>>>>> After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>>>>>>>> TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass
>>>>>>>>> so hard
>>>>>>>>> as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>>>>>>>> obsession. It
>>>>>>>>> might be good for a few laughs.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> is it jack paar?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>>>>>
>>>>> Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>>>
>>>> Vegetable.
>>>
>>> Parsnip?
>>
>> Brosit?
>
> Humboldt!
>
>

Thanks for that laugh. I needed it.

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my body ... I feel numb, my mind is fuzzy and my vision blurred ... I hate
what is happening but I cannot help but be excited at the thought of this
transformation ... The Troll of depravity is coming out "help me"

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On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:43:48 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>In article <kn06549t7572lo9ifhnbek3b4g646oia6r@4ax.com>,
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:13:01 -0400, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for
>> writing:
>>
>> >St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> posted
>> ><ll4554dpl7c19cp17unkcl3970svil8659@4ax.com> in
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:31:17
>> >-0500:
>> >
>> >>On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:42:39 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal
>> >><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>In article <130620080726275701%erfc-1024@usa.net>, Art Deco
>> >>><erfc-1024@usa.net>
>> >>>wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote
>> >>>> >in
>> >>>> >news:pan.2008.06.13.03.05.40.910588@henry.schmidt.smof:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>> >>>> >> Comfee
>> >>>> >> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>> >>>> >>> figured
>> >>>> >>> for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone else
>> >>>> >>> ignores
>> >>>> >>> him.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>> >>>> >> <jitter>
>> >>>> >> he is, then.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> ><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>> >>>> >Troll.
>> >>>> >After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>> >>>> >TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>> >>>> >hard
>> >>>> >as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof obsession.
>> >>>> >It
>> >>>> >might be good for a few laughs.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>> >>>
>> >>>is it jack paar?
>> >>
>> >>Is it bigger than a breadbox?
>> >
>> >Animal, vegetable or fuckhead?
>>
>> Vegetable.
>
>are you now or have you ever been president of the united states?
>

Governor of florida.


--

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Accept No Substitute

 

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,
and foamed wildly:
> gregvk wrote:
>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet sat in thee
>>> Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>
>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really is? I had you
>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away since everyone
>>>> else ignores him.
>>>
>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted to be sure.
>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>
>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game of Guess The
>>Troll. After the last round I was either St. Jackanapes, Atlas Bugged or
>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>
>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever kicked your ass so
>>hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging, therapy-proof
>>obsession. It might be good for a few laughs.
>
> Yes! Feel your *anger*!

'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is, beyond some guy who
showed up early last year to display how utterly owned he is by AUK, I
have no real idea whom among the many arses I've encountered he might be.
It's quite possible that I _never_ tangled with him, prior to January of
last year. I guessed "BowTie" solely because he's the only sockpuppeteer
I know of who has it in for me, and is likely to go as far as
gregvk/jitter has. Hell, for all I know it's Thorne, or BigNetBuy, or
Dave Hoogenberg.

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"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
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"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.19933@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>

"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
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