How to Clear Hamas' Tunnels?

Discussion in 'World Events' started by toughcoins, Oct 27, 2023.

  1. toughcoins

    toughcoins Rarely is the liberal viewpoint tainted by realism

    Hamas has a distinct advantage over the IDF, prepared to fight in their subterranean tunnels and shelters.
    • They are better acclimated to the darkness than those who start out in daylight.
    • They likely have booby-trapped the tunnels six ways to Sunday.
    • They probably have ammunition secreted away at strategic locations in the tunnel system to resupply themselves no matter where they are.
    • Other
    So, how should the IDF clear Hamas from their advantageous battlefield?

    Ooh, Ooh, I've got it, Mr. Kotter . . . Stuff the tunnels full of wandering feral pigs!

    We need to stop hunting pigs in the Southern states, and start trapping and shipping them to the IDF.
    Last edited: Oct 27, 2023
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  2. CoinOKC

    CoinOKC T R U M P 2 0 2 4

    Fire would work. So would flooding. Bunker busters, too. Or play some Slim Whitman music. It worked on the Martians.
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  3. toughcoins

    toughcoins Rarely is the liberal viewpoint tainted by realism

    I'm trying to be good to the hostages . . .
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  4. freshmeat

    freshmeat Can't touch this

    If the jews left the Palestinian lands entirely ( a la 1947 map ) then everyone would come out, look around, and say ahhhhh, our work here is done. No blood would need be spilt.
  5. Profiler

    Profiler Well-Known Member

    Obviously you have as statute of limitations, 1947. You and your filth should never claim reparations prior to this time.
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  6. Mopar Dude

    Mopar Dude Well-Known Member

    Certainly isn’t a clean and clear answer. The task will fall to special operators and the only advantage that they will have on their side is training. And yeah, Hamas has now had two weeks plus to harden their positions. I had wondered early on if the power and fuel cut was designed specifically to route these rats from their tunnels. Training will always have the upper hand and these human pukes become sniveling turds when they are faced with real firepower. Hence the reason they target women and children.
  7. toughcoins

    toughcoins Rarely is the liberal viewpoint tainted by realism

    If the Palestinians left the land of the Jews entirely (see map below) then everyone could come out, look around, and say ahhhhh, our work here is done. No blood would need be spilt.

    Unfortunately, blood doesn't need to be spilt for hate-filled Hamas to feel like spilling it.


    If only the antisemites were not antisemitic, they and the Jews could live harmoniously.
    Last edited: Oct 30, 2023
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  8. charley

    charley Well-Known Member

    This scenario was gamed in 67' and ultimately implemented successfully in Indian Country. All tunnel entrances and exits were identified, and collapsed and sealed, quadrant by quadrant, funneling any tunnel dwellers to only select locations.

    Given the existing technology now...Drones, depth penetration devises (sound an movement and depth), and almost instant mapping determination, it will not have risks associated with previous Operations.

    This methodology has been gamed. It is a matter of scale an access that are immediate barriers to consider.

    The only other thing that might work is trade TK and TS Kissy-Face Huggy Bear Sweat Shirts, Dolls and Trinkets. That'll do it, and throw in a Cracker Jack Surprise Prize...every 100 trinkets has a Beyonce' photo.

    The alternative seriously considered at the time was BZ. Damn good thing sensible C&G Staff prevailed.
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  9. Mopar Dude

    Mopar Dude Well-Known Member

    You should be the CIA director.
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  10. toughcoins

    toughcoins Rarely is the liberal viewpoint tainted by realism

    Trading away all that yummy stuff? I think Brennan beat him to it . . .
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  11. What U ignore

    What U ignore Thread KILLER

    Here is the problem. Tunnel entrances are in basements of hospitals, schools, and mosques. Cannot use gas. Entrances are concealed. Cannot bomb buildings. Solution is to PIGS BLOOD EVERY DEAD Palestinian. Next, when captured, get small group together and smear all with pigs blood. Start asking the first one questions. If he refuses, let the others see him being eaten alive by hungry Arab dogs. Then go to the next prisoner looking for one who can show where the tunnels are that are located inside the basements of the buildings above. Then seal the entrance. After given any info from each in the group - feed them to the dogs and bring in the next small group.

    THIS IS A RELIGIOUS WAR. Turn Muslim teachings about martyrs against them by making them impure with PIGS BLOOD!.
  12. John Kamps

    John Kamps Active Member

    We have to come to the realization that Russia benefits from this Israeli-Hamas conflict. Putin and his Iranian friends supplied the Hamas terrorists with the training/ weapons and technology to succeed in that October 7th massacre. Also they knew that the Israeli response would account for thousands of innocent civilian deaths/ due to Hamas useing civilians as human shields. Jordan/ Egypt/ Saudi Arabia are severing relations with Israel. Other hostiles in Yemen/ Lebanon/ Syria/ Iraq are sending missiles into Israel. Meantime/ world attention turns from Ukraine onto the Israeli-Hamas War. Israel needs no outside help to destroy Hamas and Hezbollah/ they have the best trained armed forces in region. US should instead target Iran before they get nukes. Taking Iran out would cut off all aid to the terrorists including Putin's terror regime in Moscow. Presently Russia is getting tons of weapons from Tehran and N. Korea.

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