If it could only be so easy.

Discussion in 'World Events' started by craig a, Aug 16, 2009.

  1. craig a

    craig a New Member

    A buddy sent this to me and I thought I'd share. (Its the way I was raised).This Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals:


    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

    Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.


    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives.

    You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

    I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

    My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

    Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?

    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

    After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

    I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

    Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

    Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

    In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

    Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

    Have a good day!

    Thoughtfully yours, Alex

    P.S. Remember this motto. An armed society makes for a more civil society! If only it was so easy.
     
  2. David

    David Proud Enemy of Hillary

    craig's a supporter of the 2nd amendment? Unless you are just being sarcastic, you are going to have some explaining to do at your next Harry Reid & the Liberals convention.
     
  3. craig a

    craig a New Member

    I guess you missed the post where I proudly proclaimed that I am a life member of the NRA and own many handguns and other firearms. Why do you insist that I am a liberal? Have you ever bothered to ask? Or is it that because I feel a certain sense of responsibility to my fellow man you can cast aspersions?
     
  4. arizonaJack

    arizonaJack Well-Known Member

    Priceless
    I was laughing my azz off, this is tooo good not to share. Thanks Craig for a good one !!!!

    :D:D
     
  5. David

    David Proud Enemy of Hillary

    I guess we do have something in common after all. We built a little gun range on the farm a few weeks ago & are having a "christening" Spet 12 & 13th.
     
  6. clembo

    clembo Well-Known Member

    Very cool Craig.

    Hope it really happened.
     
  7. craig a

    craig a New Member

    That sounds like fun. That would be ideal; your own range. When I first moved here in Las Vegas, I only had to step outside a couple of yards and shoot skeet or empty a few clips at paper targets. But alas, urban sprawl forced shooters to drive to more secluded areas.
     
  8. ACW

    ACW New Member

    Craig I have gained a whole new respect for you! :D
     
  9. De Orc

    De Orc Well-Known Member

    At least you guy's get to shoot here it is bloody awful, handguns are the devils toys according to certain political geniuses :rolleyes:
     
  10. arizonaJack

    arizonaJack Well-Known Member

    LOL
    Thats one of the reasons we left.
    :D
     
  11. Ardatirion

    Ardatirion New Member

    HA! That was brilliant. I probably would have stopped short of the pimpmobile episode though. Is this guy running for office? I'll vote for him.
     
  12. De Orc

    De Orc Well-Known Member

    LOL Nah Jack back then you could have a private army never mind a hand gun :D
     

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