Just a funny parody

Discussion in 'Politics' started by JoeNation, Oct 5, 2019.

  1. JoeNation

    JoeNation Patron Saint of Idiots

    to the tune of “Escape [The Pina Colada Song]” by Rupert Holmes)

    I was tired of the crazy

    We hear from President Trump.

    Like a worn out recording

    Of monkeys taking a dump.

    Then he talked to Zelensky

    On a telephone call

    And though the transcript ain’t perfect,

    I got the jist of it all.

    We got subpoena coladas,

    From gettin caught in Ukraine.

    We got a crazy old fogie

    Who only has half a brain.

    And he likes tweeting stuff at midnight

    And making jokes about rape

    Here’s the dirt that you’re looking for,

    Just impeach, he won’t escape.

    So the stuff I reported

    Came out in just a few weeks.

    As I hoped and expected,

    All of Washington freaked.

    And the Donald responded

    With an official note.

    It showed up in the paper,

    It was the same thing I wrote.

    We got subpoena coladas,

    From gettin caught in Ukraine.

    Now we add Giuliani,

    And he’s flat-out insane.

    He says to praise him as a hero,

    Leaving newsmen agape.

    These guys both need straitjackets,

    So they cannot escape.

    So we’re just getting started

    Everyone’s getting tense.

    In it up to their eyeballs,

    Are Pompeo and Pence.

    It only took one blown whistle

    To start a big avalanche.

    Now the reckoning’s coming

    For the executive branch.

    We got subpoena coladas,

    From gettin caught in Ukraine.

    Then Trump calls Schiff a traitor,

    With his very good brain.

    And he keeps on digging deeper,

    We’ve got the video tape.

    Can you say President Pelosi?

    I don’t think they’ll escape.
  2. Mopar Dude

    Mopar Dude Well-Known Member

    I was tickled. All the way up to that President Pelosi line. I’m sorry, but she doesn’t live on the same planet I am living on. I don’t know what they put in the Koolaid out in California, but it didn’t sit well with her.
  3. JohnHamilton

    JohnHamilton Well-Known Member

    Yes, the real Democrat - Socialist crazies think that they will impeach and convict Trump and Pence, block a vice presidential appointment from Pence, and have Pelosi become president. Then Pelosi will appoint Hillary as the new VP, Pelosi will resign and Hillary will become president.

    I think they put LSD in the Kool-Aid in California.
  4. CoinBlazer

    CoinBlazer de omnibus dubitandum

    Is this the damning evidence?:D

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