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  1. JoeNation
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    Texas School Board Meeting Goes Off The Rails After Anti-Masker Starts Ranting About Anal Sex

    Sam Spadafore
    Sep. 20, 2021

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    A Texas woman and staunch anti-masker is back in the news for bringing up anal sex at a school board meeting prompting the board to shut off her mic during public comment.

    Kara Q. Bell previously ran for school board earlier this year. She has been known to spout QAnon rhetoric on Twitter.

    She claims she is not a QAnon believer but has said Bill Gates "makes commercials promoting cannibal satanic worshippers and wants to track every move of #WeThePeople with Contact Tracing."

    This time, she's taking a break from anti-vaccine and anti-mask rants and instead going off about a book in the Hudson Bend Middle School library.

    The book is called Out of Darkness by Ashley Hope Pérez.

    Bell focused on the term "corn hole" in her rant:

    "All right, not gonna lie, I had to Google 'corn hole' because I have the game in the back of my yard, but according to Wikipedia, corn hole is a sexual slang vulgarism for anus.""The term came into use in the 1910s in the United States. It's verb form 'to corn hole,' which came into use in the 1930s, means to have anal sex.""I do not want my children to learn about anal sex in middle school.""I've never had anal sex, I don't wanna have anal sex, I don't want my kids having anal sex.""I want you to start focusing on education and not public health."
    At this point her mic was cut off.

    But she continued to speak to the board through their interruptions:

    "You are not public health officials, you are supposed to be educating our children.""Do not teach them about anal sex."
    The video has been posted to Reddit on the PublicFreakout subReddit.

    **************Do! Do! Look up the video. Totally worth it.************

    The greatest victim here is me. Now I have to know that this woman already has children. I can't unknow that.
     
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  2. clembo

    clembo Well-Known Member

    Seems like the kind of person that would not allow her children to watch Sesame Street because Ernie and Bert were gay.

    Man, she's anal!
     
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  3. FryDaddyJr

    FryDaddyJr Well-Known Member

    anyone who has ever eaten corn shouldn't need to be "taught" what this means
     
  4. clembo

    clembo Well-Known Member

    The cob can be used for "clean up".
     
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  5. toughcoins

    toughcoins Rarely is the liberal viewpoint tainted by realism

    This mom doesn’t want her kids exposed to aberrant practices, and you not only act like anal sex is not off the beaten path, but that knowledge of it is central to being well-educated.

    You guys can all be self-serving, full-fledged (self-edited) jerks.
     
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  6. JoeNation
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    "The lady and thee doth protest too much, methinks"
     
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  7. toughcoins

    toughcoins Rarely is the liberal viewpoint tainted by realism

    You’re downright wrong-headed JN.

    The only thing that makes sense is to keep it in the bedroom and not in the classroom.
     
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  8. FryDaddyJr

    FryDaddyJr Well-Known Member

  9. JoeNation
    Angelic

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    You seem awfully certain of that. The toughest part of this entire situation is finding out that this woman actually has kids.
     
  10. charley

    charley Well-Known Member

    I am continuously impressed with the venues you discover to enhance your own World Record Title for the Gold Medal in the Deliberately Stupid category.
     
  11. StankyBoy

    StankyBoy Active Member

    Good luck with that.
    We are at least a decade late, unfortunately. When my, uh, child was in elementary school they were talking about this garbage. It's only ratcheted up... big time. :(
     
  12. clembo

    clembo Well-Known Member


    WOW! That's moderator decorum showing there TC.

    Perhaps you should edit yourself as I personally take that remark very offensive. That and your propensity to use blanket statements.
     
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  13. JoeNation
    Angelic

    JoeNation Patron Saint of Idiots

    What garbage? I would think that this subject is right down your alley.
     
  14. StankyBoy

    StankyBoy Active Member

    Anal sex? Because I’m homosexual?

    Seriously man, not sure of any other way I should take that.
     
  15. JoeNation
    Angelic

    JoeNation Patron Saint of Idiots

    Bingo! So you're either a top or a bottom according to my oldest and dearest gay friend. Which is it?
     
  16. StankyBoy

    StankyBoy Active Member

    You are one sick man. None of your business.

    Can't believe you think that's alright to just randomly ask someone. How perverse are we becoming as a society?

    I vote republican because all the kids who called me all the names in the book growing up ended up being "LGBTQIAADJFSOEBFNOSEFB+" allies. It's all about being exactly what they want you to be. Obviously, you're no better than them.

    Pitiful. If you're trying to be a bad person, you're doing great.
     
  17. JoeNation
    Angelic

    JoeNation Patron Saint of Idiots

    According to Toughie, you are aberrant which isn't a compliment. You let that comment go right by while attacking me for asking a simple straight forward question. Top or bottom? I know plenty of gay people and none of them sound as confused as you do. A gay conservative. The gay community's most aggressive hate mongers. They are among the most twisted individuals on the planet. They do the most harm. They are ridden with guilt and take it out on those that have accepted their sexuality. Yeah, gay conservatives disgust me but not for being gay, they disgust me because of the harm they do to their own cause.
     
  18. StankyBoy

    StankyBoy Active Member

    You obviously haven’t seen how perverse the community is.

    it’s a grooming fest.
     
  19. JoeNation
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    JoeNation Patron Saint of Idiots

    Sort of off the rails. "A grooming fest"? Is that what attracted you? Just asking because I doubt anyone else here feels that way.
     
  20. StankyBoy

    StankyBoy Active Member

    Of course not. That’s why I distance myself as much as possible.

    lord, you’re unbearable. In what world is it appropriate to ask the questions you’re asking me? Either you’re enjoying yourself thinking about me or you’re just a rude and degrading human being.

    Not one thing I have written on this board is something I would not say in person. Not just this thread, but this entire site.

    You obviously have to conceal yourself. I will tell you, if you were to ask that godawful question to me in person, I don’t know how I’d react. Sickening! Just because you’re on the internet doesn’t make it any better.

    People like you only harden my resolve. I’ve come across many like you.

    If you’re not gay you don’t understand. As a teenager being propositioned for sex wasn’t a big deal. Many of the men were very literally older than my own father. When I was 14 a police officer asked me to hop in his car so he could sexually abuse me. I’ve been flashed in public by perverts, I’ve even had 2 ex teachers of mine send photographs I still can not erase from my mind.

    i feel bad for them kids being groomed into thinking all of that is OK.

    Check out YouTube ‘predator hunters’ and stuff. You’d be surprised how many there are and how well they conceal themselves.
     
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