Uncle Child Molestor Loses It, Threatens In A Frothing Rage To Go RL!

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Onideus Mad Hatter, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:46:39 -0500, Uncle Monster
    <unclemon@suckass.com> wrote:

    >???hw?f wrote:
    >> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:51:13 -0500, Uncle Monster wrote:
    >>
    >>> ???hw?f wrote:
    >>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:51:27 -0500, Uncle Monster wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Scout wrote:
    >>>>>> "???hw?f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:pan.2008.06.15.15.53.00.264201@netscape.net...
    >>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:02:42 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:07:06 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:31:36 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:21:01 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:43:25 -0500, dracosilv wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:tsnn44p6ojkqojii6fiagqn3gup846sd12@4ax.com:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 07 Jun 2008 06:23:01 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:g2d0tp$a3c$2 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:g2cs24$s5e$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got my aol account in 1989. Four years later, it was
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ruined
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by the influx of PC people.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've never heard anything but bad news and complaints about
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AOL and their users.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Back in 1989, America Online (previously AppleLink) was a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> small
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> service for Apple users. We had a good time. Then Quantum
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Steve Case, may he rot) merged America Online with PC-Link
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Promenade (OS/2 platform), loosed the hordes onto usenet and
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> era came to an end.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before aol there was portal
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't get online until I got my Mac in '89, so I missed it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Before that, I was using a very primitive computer with dual 8
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inch floppy drives, a CP/M operating system and no modem.)
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What, a fuckin Commodore 128?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Xerox 820-II.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had one of those.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't, but I bought my four-year old daughter a Commodore 64
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when they offered a special tyke-type keyboard.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh wait, the Commodore had those newfangled 5.25 inch drives, not
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the 8 inch ones.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not a bad
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer, actually, but CP/M mode kind of sucked so I rarely
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> used
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I liked CP/M, but then again, I like *you*.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While you were pecking stupid commands like "pip" into your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monochrome screen, those of us with Commodores were running GEOS
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and simply pointing and clicking at multcolor icons.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> *snicker*
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Commodore with a mouse...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> You used a joystick, st0opid.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> ...Gawd, you're dumb. That's probably why you're a fuckin
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> professional shelf stocker.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> You're the one that's dumber than shit. I know *FOR A FACT* that
    >>>>>>>>>>>> there
    >>>>>>>>>>>> *WAS* a mouse for the Commodore as well as the Amiga.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Post JPGS. It was prolly a joystick or a trackball.
    >>>>>>>>>>> FYI
    >>>>>>>>>> So a trackball isn't a mouse, eh?
    >>>>>>>>> Indeed, lackwit.
    >>>>>>>> Huh, funny that:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q="trackball isn't a mouse"
    >>>>>>>> "trackball isn't a mouse"
    >>>>>>>> 1 hit
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q="trackball is a mouse"
    >>>>>>>> "trackball is a mouse"
    >>>>>>>> 32 hits
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q="trackball mouse"
    >>>>>>>> "trackball mouse"
    >>>>>>>> 227,000 hits
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Oh hey, you get to look STUPID now! Isn't that fun. ^__^
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Semantics.
    >>>>>>> Its the connector and port that counts.
    >>>>>> Actually, it's the design that counts.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> trackball Definition
    >>>>>> track?ball = a device built into or connected to a computer, containing a
    >>>>>> ball that can be freely rotated by hand in any direction so as to move or
    >>>>>> position the cursor
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> mouse=a small, hand-held device that is moved about on a flat surface in
    >>>>>> front of a video screen in such a way as to move or position the cursor or
    >>>>>> part of the display
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> http://www.yourdictionary.com/trackball
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> A trackball is stationary, a mouse isn't. In a trackball you move just the
    >>>>>> ball, in a mouse you move the whole fixture.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> From The Monster Dictionary: Reasoning with Hatter; see:
    >>>>> Herding cats
    >>>>>
    >>>>> [8~{} Uncle Monster
    >>>> Dont make Maddie angry.
    >>>> He'll start screaming "cockslap"!
    >>>>
    >>> Hatter has this weird obsession with abusing his
    >>> pet rooster. You know what the psychologists say
    >>> about people who abuse animals. They turn into
    >>> whacked out serial killers. That kid is in serious
    >>> need of an intervention. I wonder if someone could
    >>> contact the mental health authorities in his home
    >>> county. There has to be some program that could
    >>> help that poor demented soul.
    >>>
    >>> [8~{} Uncle Monster

    >>
    >> You'd think that MallWart would be concerned about their employees mental
    >> health issues.
    >> :(
    >>

    >Do you think WallMart should be warned about an employee
    >who might go postal at any moment? What would happen if
    >the management were to see the nut job's writings? It's
    >obvious from his posts that there is something very wrong
    >with him. Perhaps our sense of civic duty should prod us
    >into action to prevent any harm to innocent people by
    >warning WallMart about Obviously Mental Hatter?


    You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone
    just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid
    stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how
    your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really
    tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that
    I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!

    *nods*

    Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard
    completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to
    explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter
    Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not
    REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure
    you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.

    PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the
    pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies
    don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in
    idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat
    mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  2. 'Menjy'

    'Menjy' Guest

    Ludbunski Almost Does It - Worst UseNet Post ever!

    Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
    foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
    advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
    plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
    polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
    physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

    [...]

    >Child Molestor.
    >you're "really ignoring" me
    >stalker
    >PROEV!
    >yer virtual feewing
    >butthurtz
    >*nods*
    >fuckin retard
    >obsessed
    >REALLY
    >Hatter Addict
    >REALLY
    >REALLY
    >butthurtz.
    >liak


    Awful. Truly fucking dreadful, Ludbunski, in that truly fucking awful way only
    a Ludbunski post can suck. All it was missing was a "moar". Otherwise I'd have
    given you an "A".

    --
    Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
    http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
    It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

    "Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
    both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
    all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

    Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
    <47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

    "I make over a $100 a day"
    Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary
     
  3. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Re: Farfoos Loses It, Spews 250 Lines Of Foam

    Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    news:1l6g54544mghcda09sugq9sbeerf3go3go@4ax.com:
    >>>
    >>> You'd think that MallWart would be concerned about their employees
    >>> mental health issues.
    >>> :(
    >>>

    >>Do you think WallMart should be warned about an employee
    >>who might go postal at any moment? What would happen if
    >>the management were to see the nut job's writings? It's
    >>obvious from his posts that there is something very wrong
    >>with him. Perhaps our sense of civic duty should prod us
    >>into action to prevent any harm to innocent people by
    >>warning WallMart about Obviously Mental Hatter?

    >
    > You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone
    > just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid
    > stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how
    > your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really
    > tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that
    > I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    > you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!
    >
    > *nods*
    >
    > Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard
    > completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to
    > explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter
    > Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not
    > REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure
    > you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.
    >
    > PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the
    > pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies
    > don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in
    > idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat
    > mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^


    Nice froth.

    It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of
    linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL
     
  4. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has
    exploded. Flight director confirms that:

    >I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    >you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!


    Maybe you'll get lucky, Ludbunski, and he'll just stop at "outing yer docs".


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the
    background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
    dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party
     
  5. Mingtard...Still Terminally Obsessed With That Mean 'Ol Mad Hatter

    On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:11:35 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

    >Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined
    >foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
    >advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
    >plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
    >polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
    >physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:


    I love the way this retard proves his devotion to me every time he
    makes a post. LOL

    >[...]
    >
    >>Child Molestor.
    >>you're "really ignoring" me
    >>stalker
    >>PROEV!
    >>yer virtual feewing
    >>butthurtz
    >>*nods*
    >>fuckin retard
    >>obsessed
    >>REALLY
    >>Hatter Addict
    >>REALLY
    >>REALLY
    >>butthurtz.
    >>liak


    You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts, rather than just
    skimming across all the easy words that you can sound out the fastest.

    >Awful. Tr<COCK SLAP>


    You really do need to stop obsessing over my poasts, Hatter Addict.
    Honestly, get a fuckin hobby or something...one that DOESN'T involve
    reading my Usenet poasts all day long and then snitting about them
    every change you get, you butthurtz little fuckup.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  6. Greg Supports NetKKKoping And Going RL On Those That Make Him Butthurtz

    On 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

    >> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone
    >> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid
    >> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how
    >> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really
    >> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that
    >> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    >> you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!
    >>
    >> *nods*
    >>
    >> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard
    >> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to
    >> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter
    >> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not
    >> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure
    >> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.
    >>
    >> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the
    >> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies
    >> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in
    >> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat
    >> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^


    >Nice froth.
    >
    >It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of
    >linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL


    Yeah, liak no retarded Hatter Addict has ever tried *THAT* before.
    LOL, what always gets me is why you idiots can't realize how fucking
    idiotic you sound, especially when you start phoning up random
    shitting strangers to tell them all about your Usenet butthurtz...and
    of course they're liak, "What the fuck is a Usenet...who the hell is
    this loon..."

    *snicker*

    Yeah, you go right on ahead and try goin RL, Mr. Butthurtz, it'll
    really prove just how desperate you've become to try and "get back" at
    me, you fuckin Hatter Addict.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  7. On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:07:35 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has
    >exploded. Flight director confirms that:
    >
    >>I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    >>you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!

    >
    >Maybe you'll get lucky, Ludbunski, and he'll just stop at "outing yer docs".


    ....what? That doesn't even make sense, you fuckin idiot. Did you
    miss the meeting when everyone was told what "docs" meant? Are you
    too damn stupid to figure out how to use Google?

    Nod yer head and drool, Fuckup, that's it, do liak yer told.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  8. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has
    exploded. Flight director confirms that:

    >On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:07:35 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has
    >>exploded. Flight director confirms that:
    >>
    >>>I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    >>>you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!

    >>
    >>Maybe you'll get lucky, Ludbunski, and he'll just stop at "outing yer docs".

    >
    >...what?


    LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the
    background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
    dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party
     
  9. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Re: Farfoos Loses It, Spews 250 Lines Of Foam

    Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    news:k5mg54purnklrms4k7tst8ndq3h7o261de@4ax.com:

    > On 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >
    >>> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show

    everyone
    >>> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid
    >>> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how
    >>> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll

    really
    >>> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that
    >>> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    >>> you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!
    >>>
    >>> *nods*
    >>>
    >>> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard
    >>> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to
    >>> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter
    >>> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not
    >>> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure
    >>> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.
    >>>
    >>> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the
    >>> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those

    roolies
    >>> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in
    >>> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat
    >>> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

    >
    >>Nice froth.
    >>
    >>It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of
    >>linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

    >
    > Yeah, liak no retarded Hatter Addict has ever tried *THAT* before.
    > LOL, what always gets me is why you idiots can't realize how fucking
    > idiotic you sound, especially when you start phoning up random
    > shitting strangers to tell them all about your Usenet butthurtz...and
    > of course they're liak, "What the fuck is a Usenet...who the hell is
    > this loon..."
    >
    > *snicker*
    >
    > Yeah, you go right on ahead and try goin RL, Mr. Butthurtz, it'll
    > really prove just how desperate you've become to try and "get back" at
    > me, you fuckin Hatter Addict.


    Heh. Yer just FULL of frothy goodness today, aren't ya?

    Poor, scared li'l diaperboi. Afraid his boss might find out that he's
    furfag and a nutjob. LOL!

    (Clue: He probably already knows, anyway, because you can't really hide
    being a nutcase, and you undoubtedly smell like shit.)
     
  10. On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:04:58 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >> Time for you to start drooling.


    >LET'S GIVE ME A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!


    Yeah, cause yer a SUPER STAR!

    LOL

    Oh wait, unless you meant APPLE SAUCE...you retards are kinda weird
    liak that.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  11. The 2-Belo

    The 2-Belo Guest

    We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has
    exploded. Flight director confirms that:

    >On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:04:58 +0900, The 2-Belo
    ><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
    >
    >>> Time for you to start drooling.

    >
    >>LET'S GIVE ME A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

    >
    >Yeah, cause yer a SUP<MIZUNO 34" 32oz. BASEBALL BAT SLAP>


    [Matthew's stylish round blue-tinted sunglasses fly backward, end over end, one
    lens shattered. One incisor, two bicuspids, and a molar follow closely behind.
    There is the dull thud of 125kg worth of lifeless meat impacting the floor just
    out of shot. A "Welcome to WAL*MART! My name is" badge, scrawled illegibly with
    an approximate representation of Matthew's name, clatters across the polished
    floor.]

    That's how it's supposed to be done, Ludbunski. Feverishly waving around your
    yoctopenis in a desperate attempt at contact -- *any* contact -- just doesn't
    have the same effect, does it?


    --
    The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
    alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
    meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

    "I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the
    background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
    dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party
     
  12. On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:09:56 +0900, The 2-Belo
    <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

    >[M<COCK SLAP>


    I hope you didn't spend much time typing all that mess, cause uh, well
    I couldn't really be bothered to read it...I did GLANCE at it though,
    if that makes you feel any better. *nods*

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  13. Greg's New Nyme Is Foamy!

    On 18 Jun 2008 00:11:50 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

    >> Yeah, liak no retarded Hatter Addict has ever tried *THAT* before.
    >> LOL, what always gets me is why you idiots can't realize how fucking
    >> idiotic you sound, especially when you start phoning up random
    >> shitting strangers to tell them all about your Usenet butthurtz...and
    >> of course they're liak, "What the fuck is a Usenet...who the hell is
    >> this loon..."
    >>
    >> *snicker*
    >>
    >> Yeah, you go right on ahead and try goin RL, Mr. Butthurtz, it'll
    >> really prove just how desperate you've become to try and "get back" at
    >> me, you fuckin Hatter Addict.


    >STOP SAYING I HAVE BUTTHURTZ OR IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU AND CALL
    >YOUR JOB AND GET U FIRED YOU FUCKING GAWD DAMN STUPID MAN I HATE YOU
    >SO FUCKING MUCH MY HEAD IS JUST GOING EXPLODES SO ILL FUCKING KILL UR
    >WHOLE FAMILY!!!11!!


    ....woah...somebody just went over the deep end.

    I think it's you...Mr. Butthurtz...*snicker*...

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  14. Re: Farfoos Loses It, Spews 250 Lines Of Foam

    On 18 Jun 2008 00:11:50 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

    >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    >news:k5mg54purnklrms4k7tst8ndq3h7o261de@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >>
    >>>> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show

    >everyone
    >>>> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid
    >>>> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how
    >>>> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll

    >really
    >>>> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that
    >>>> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    >>>> you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!
    >>>>
    >>>> *nods*
    >>>>
    >>>> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard
    >>>> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to
    >>>> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter
    >>>> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not
    >>>> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure
    >>>> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.
    >>>>
    >>>> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the
    >>>> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those

    >roolies
    >>>> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in
    >>>> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat
    >>>> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

    >>
    >>>Nice froth.
    >>>
    >>>It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of
    >>>linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

    >>
    >> Yeah, liak no retarded Hatter Addict has ever tried *THAT* before.
    >> LOL, what always gets me is why you idiots can't realize how fucking
    >> idiotic you sound, especially when you start phoning up random
    >> shitting strangers to tell them all about your Usenet butthurtz...and
    >> of course they're liak, "What the fuck is a Usenet...who the hell is
    >> this loon..."
    >>
    >> *snicker*
    >>
    >> Yeah, you go right on ahead and try goin RL, Mr. Butthurtz, it'll
    >> really prove just how desperate you've become to try and "get back" at
    >> me, you fuckin Hatter Addict.

    >
    >Heh. Yer just FULL of frothy goodness today, aren't ya?
    >
    >Poor, scared li'l diaperboi. Afraid his boss might find out that he's
    >furfag and a nutjob. LOL!
    >
    >(Clue: He probably already knows, anyway, because you can't really hide
    >being a nutcase, and you undoubtedly smell like shit.)


    Amor's gonna kick his gerbosexual ass when he finds out.

    ---
    Behold the .sig file of His AssHoliness, St. Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
    http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
    http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq
     
  15. ???hw?f

    ???hw?f Guest

    Re: Farfoos Loses It, Spews 250 Lines Of Foam

    On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 +0000, gregvk wrote:

    > Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    > news:1l6g54544mghcda09sugq9sbeerf3go3go@4ax.com:
    >>>>
    >>>> You'd think that MallWart would be concerned about their employees
    >>>> mental health issues.
    >>>> :(
    >>>>
    >>>Do you think WallMart should be warned about an employee
    >>>who might go postal at any moment? What would happen if
    >>>the management were to see the nut job's writings? It's
    >>>obvious from his posts that there is something very wrong
    >>>with him. Perhaps our sense of civic duty should prod us
    >>>into action to prevent any harm to innocent people by
    >>>warning WallMart about Obviously Mental Hatter?

    >>
    >> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone
    >> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid
    >> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how
    >> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really
    >> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that
    >> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    >> you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!
    >>
    >> *nods*
    >>
    >> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard
    >> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to
    >> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter
    >> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not
    >> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure
    >> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.
    >>
    >> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the
    >> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies
    >> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in
    >> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat
    >> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

    >
    > Nice froth.
    >
    > It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of
    > linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL


    Maddies easily trolled, fyi

    --
    http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/15327
     
  16. Re: Farfoos Loses It, Spews 250 Lines Of Foam

    On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    wrote:

    >On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 +0000, gregvk wrote:
    >
    >> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    >> news:1l6g54544mghcda09sugq9sbeerf3go3go@4ax.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> You'd think that MallWart would be concerned about their employees
    >>>>> mental health issues.
    >>>>> :(
    >>>>>
    >>>>Do you think WallMart should be warned about an employee
    >>>>who might go postal at any moment? What would happen if
    >>>>the management were to see the nut job's writings? It's
    >>>>obvious from his posts that there is something very wrong
    >>>>with him. Perhaps our sense of civic duty should prod us
    >>>>into action to prevent any harm to innocent people by
    >>>>warning WallMart about Obviously Mental Hatter?
    >>>
    >>> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone
    >>> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid
    >>> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how
    >>> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really
    >>> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that
    >>> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made
    >>> you so butthurtz you just *HAD* to try and go RL!
    >>>
    >>> *nods*
    >>>
    >>> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard
    >>> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to
    >>> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter
    >>> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not
    >>> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure
    >>> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.
    >>>
    >>> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the
    >>> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies
    >>> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in
    >>> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat
    >>> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

    >>
    >> Nice froth.
    >>
    >> It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of
    >> linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

    >
    >Maddies easily trolled, fyi


    Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you
    defend his frothing RL rage. It must be REALLY embarrassing when one
    of yer own (a Hatter hater) goes and says something so incredibly
    stupid that it really just puts flares up all around the sad fact that
    all you drooling lackwits are terminally fucking obsessed with
    everything "me". Hence your little "need" to defend the chromosomal
    deficient.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  17. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Facepalm Or LOL? You Decide

    Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

    > On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>Maddies easily trolled, fyi

    >
    > Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you
    > defend his frothing RL rage.


    Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's not
    at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but then I
    took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found something
    special.

    Get a load of this:

    http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

    ....Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf the
    web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post is a true
    gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the depths to which
    you are willing to lower youself.

    [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]
     
  18. Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

    On 18 Jun 2008 15:53:27 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

    >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    >news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ?? <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>Maddies easily trolled, fyi

    >>
    >> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you
    >> defend his frothing RL rage.

    >
    >Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's not
    >at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but then I
    >took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found something
    >special.
    >
    >Get a load of this:
    >
    >http://tinyurl.com/54kv79
    >
    >...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf the
    >web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post is a true
    >gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the depths to which
    >you are willing to lower youself.
    >
    >[cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]


    Uh huh, you just *magically* stumbled upon a random thread in a
    random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from
    A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one
    through too well, didja Greggles? Next tiam try harder to NOT look
    liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches on
    my nyme day and night.

    Concerning that thread, this is my favorite post (I fixed the typos):
    "You should feel honored that we've all put so much time and effort in
    to laming you in this thread."

    ....quite frankly, I'm not really honored at all so much as baffled as
    to why someone would sacrifice their entire meandering little stain of
    a life just to froth in idiocy over *ME* of all people.

    Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't
    really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn
    nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because
    they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're a
    criminal who's committing fraud. For spankards liak you who always
    need to change yer nyme from too much butthurtz, yeah I guess you see
    trolling, UPA and the art of making you a pants pissing little emo
    whiner to be of a criminal act, huh Greggles?

    Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you wouldn't
    want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of proving to people
    what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  19. Re: Facepalm Or LOL? You Decide

    gregvk wrote:
    > Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    > news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

    >>
    >> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you
    >> defend his frothing RL rage.

    >
    > Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's
    > not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but
    > then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found
    > something special.
    >
    > Get a load of this:
    >
    > http://tinyurl.com/54kv79


    Wow. Just wow.

    > ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf
    > the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post
    > is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the
    > depths to which you are willing to lower youself.
    >
    > [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]


    Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or
    something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>

    Whatta whack job.

    --
    Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

    If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
    scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
    refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
    which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
    will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
    explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell
     
  20. Re: Greggie, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On My Nyme

    Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
    > On 18 Jun 2008 15:53:27 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >
    >> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    >> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ?? <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi
    >>>
    >>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you
    >>> defend his frothing RL rage.

    >>
    >> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday.
    >> That's not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of
    >> butthurt, but then I took a closer look at the first post and
    >> realized that I found something special.
    >>
    >> Get a load of this:
    >>
    >> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79
    >>
    >> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf
    >> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post
    >> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the
    >> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.
    >>
    >> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

    >
    > Uh huh, you just *magically* stumbled upon a random thread in a
    > random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from
    > A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one
    > through too well, didja Greggles?


    You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

    > Next tiam try harder to NOT look
    > liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches on
    > my nyme day and night.


    Everyone is going to be googling you now to see what other totally
    fuckheaded things you've done, you insane, real-lifing, slimebucket.

    > Concerning that thread, this is my favorite post (I fixed the typos):
    > "You should feel honored that we've all put so much time and effort in
    > to laming you in this thread."
    >
    > ...quite frankly, I'm not really honored at all so much as baffled as
    > to why someone would sacrifice their entire meandering little stain of
    > a life just to froth in idiocy over *ME* of all people.


    He shoulda sued you for tortious interference.

    > Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't
    > really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn
    > nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because
    > they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're a
    > criminal who's committing fraud. For spankards liak you who always
    > need to change yer nyme from too much butthurtz, yeah I guess you see
    > trolling, UPA and the art of making you a pants pissing little emo
    > whiner to be of a criminal act, huh Greggles?


    Criminal act?

    > Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you wouldn't
    > want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of proving to people
    > what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL


    Freudian slip there, Mattie?

    --
    Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

    If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
    scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
    refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
    which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
    will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
    explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell
     

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