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Discussion in 'Chatter' started by mimus, Sep 21, 2008.

  1. mimus

    mimus Guest

    Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!

    Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    or even smoking through our valley!

    Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    haunting at night!

    Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!

    Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    chocolates are made!

    Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!

    Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!

    Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!

    And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".

    Welcome!


    For The Smee Village Council

    Squiggle

    Sec'y

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    RHyme oF THe eLDaR weaseL

    HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee

    THe eLDaR weaseL He DaNce To Da mooN
    THe eLDaR weaseL He Be HummiN' Da TuNe
    His TuNe Be aN oDe To gRaNDFaTHeR Rock
    THe maN iN THe mooN aND THe giRL iN THe smock
    THe eLDaR weaseL He Be kNowiNg His Doom
    Because simoN HaVe FLoNkeD Him ...

    ... wiT His magicaL BRoom!!!!

    HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee
     
  2. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus wrote:

    > Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >
    > Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    > or even smoking through our valley!
    >
    > Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    > bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    > haunting at night!
    >
    > Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    > lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    > proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >
    > Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    > cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    > chocolates are made!
    >
    > Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    > the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >
    > Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    > "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    > alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >
    > Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    > unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >
    > And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >
    > Welcome!
    >
    >
    > For The Smee Village Council
    >
    > Squiggle
    >
    > Sec'y


    I didn't know you had secretarial skills. Nicely done. Good clear mental
    image producing descriptions.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  3. On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:59:33 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >
    >Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >or even smoking through our valley!


    Even "ejaculating".

    >Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >haunting at night!


    Eyeglasses that scare you to death?

    >Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!


    Observe the DEA agent, professional and dignified, making his way up
    your ass with a weed-whacker.

    >Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >chocolates are made!


    Ever try Fromunda?

    >Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!


    Warm smell of colitas?

    >Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >"posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!


    Naked and Twister? Now this I like.

    >Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!


    Armpits can be very unsightly at times, not to forget the malodor.

    >And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".


    Those idiots? They're as bad as the old demon.local.
    >
    >Welcome!


    Eyethangue

    >For The Smee Village Council
    >
    >Squiggle
    >
    >Sec'y


    For the ( [1] ) I remain,
    --
    mad (not just a name but a *way* of life)

    [1] The One-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless
     
  4. On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:59:33 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >
    >Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >or even smoking through our valley!
    >
    >Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >haunting at night!
    >
    >Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >
    >Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >chocolates are made!
    >
    >Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >
    >Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >"posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >
    >Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >
    >And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >
    >Welcome!
    >
    >
    >For The Smee Village Council
    >
    >Squiggle
    >
    >Sec'y


    I, Dave Hillstrom, APPROVE Of This Post.

    --
    dave hillstrom xrbj
     
  5. "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:eqqdnRmp4ZgZN0jVnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com...
    > Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >
    > Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    > or even smoking through our valley!
    >
    > Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    > bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    > haunting at night!
    >
    > Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    > lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    > proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >
    > Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    > cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    > chocolates are made!
    >
    > Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    > the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >
    > Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    > "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    > alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >
    > Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    > unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >
    > And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >
    > Welcome!
    >
    >
    > For The Smee Village Council
    >
    > Squiggle
    >
    > Sec'y


    As the Mayor of Smee and President of the Smee Village Council, I bid you
    welcome and invite you to visit our efficient and up-to-date Visitor Center
    and License and Permit Department, where for a (relatively) small fee, you
    will be permitted to visit and view all the above named attractions, not to
    mention the immunity waiver which will (mostly) allow you to NOT be thrown
    in the pit or be required to clean same.

    Smee, thee villaje of wun thousand delites!

    Smee

    >
    > --
    > tinmimus99@hotmail.com
    >
    > smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >
    > mp 10
    >
    > mhm 29x13
    >
    > RHyme oF THe eLDaR weaseL
    >
    > HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee
    >
    > THe eLDaR weaseL He DaNce To Da mooN
    > THe eLDaR weaseL He Be HummiN' Da TuNe
    > His TuNe Be aN oDe To gRaNDFaTHeR Rock
    > THe maN iN THe mooN aND THe giRL iN THe smock
    > THe eLDaR weaseL He Be kNowiNg His Doom
    > Because simoN HaVe FLoNkeD Him ...
    >
    > ... wiT His magicaL BRoom!!!!
    >
    > HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee
    >
     
  6. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    wrote:

    >
    > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:eqqdnRmp4ZgZN0jVnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com...
    >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >>
    >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >> or even smoking through our valley!
    >>
    >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >> haunting at night!
    >>
    >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >>
    >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >> chocolates are made!
    >>
    >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >>
    >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >>
    >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >>
    >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >>
    >> Welcome!
    >>
    >>
    >> For The Smee Village Council
    >>
    >> Squiggle
    >>
    >> Sec'y

    >
    > As the Mayor of Smee and President of the Smee Village Council, I bid you
    > welcome and invite you to visit our efficient and up-to-date Visitor

    Center
    > and License and Permit Department, where for a (relatively) small fee,

    you
    > will be permitted to visit and view all the above named attractions, not

    to
    > mention the immunity waiver which will (mostly) allow you to NOT be thrown
    > in the pit or be required to clean same.
    >
    > Smee, thee villaje of wun thousand delites!


    You wash all the dishes, right?
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  7. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:23:49 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:

    > mimus wrote:
    >
    >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >>
    >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >> or even smoking through our valley!
    >>
    >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >> haunting at night!
    >>
    >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >>
    >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >> chocolates are made!
    >>
    >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >>
    >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >>
    >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >>
    >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >>
    >> Welcome!
    >>
    >>
    >> For The Smee Village Council
    >>
    >> Squiggle
    >>
    >> Sec'y

    >
    > I didn't know you had secretarial skills. Nicely done. Good clear mental
    > image producing descriptions.


    I have to be me own secretary, so . . . .

    (You do know that's a very slight revision-- some dash-work and the
    ancient ^s instead of "DELETE"-- of a post that I've reposted several
    times . . . ? I thought it'd be well to repost it after the "Lurker
    Registration Thread" post. I was also considering reposting my "The SNIP
    File" but decided that might scare people off.)

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  8. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:24:33 -0700, Mack A. Damia wrote:

    > On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:59:33 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >>
    >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >> or even smoking through our valley!

    >
    > Even "ejaculating".
    >
    >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >> haunting at night!

    >
    > Eyeglasses that scare you to death?
    >
    >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!

    >
    > Observe the DEA agent, professional and dignified, making his way up
    > your ass with a weed-whacker.
    >
    >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >> chocolates are made!

    >
    > Ever try Fromunda?
    >
    >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!

    >
    > Warm smell of colitas?
    >
    >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!

    >
    > Naked and Twister? Now this I like.
    >
    >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!

    >
    > Armpits can be very unsightly at times, not to forget the malodor.
    >
    >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".

    >
    > Those idiots? They're as bad as the old demon.local.
    >>
    >> Welcome!

    >
    > Eyethangue
    >
    >> For The Smee Village Council
    >>
    >> Squiggle
    >>
    >> Sec'y

    >
    > For the ( [1] ) I remain,
    > --
    > mad (not just a name but a *way* of life)
    >
    > [1] The One-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless


    You've posted here before, non-stranger.

    Or else there's two people with the same nym, which stretches the bounds
    of coincidence far too far . . . .

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    "You are either insane or a fool."
    "I am a sanitary inspector."

    < _Maske: Thaery_
     
  9. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:26:44 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:

    > On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:59:33 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >>
    >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >> or even smoking through our valley!
    >>
    >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >> haunting at night!
    >>
    >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >>
    >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >> chocolates are made!
    >>
    >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >>
    >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >>
    >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >>
    >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >>
    >> Welcome!
    >>
    >>
    >> For The Smee Village Council
    >>
    >> Squiggle
    >>
    >> Sec'y

    >
    > I, Dave Hillstrom, APPROVE Of This Post.


    Did we get to vote before the Secretary published it, or has there been a
    coup?

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    "You are either insane or a fool."
    "I am a sanitary inspector."

    < _Maske: Thaery_
     
  10. On Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:29:15 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:24:33 -0700, Mack A. Damia wrote:
    >
    >> On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:59:33 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >>>
    >>> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >>> or even smoking through our valley!

    >>
    >> Even "ejaculating".
    >>
    >>> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >>> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >>> haunting at night!

    >>
    >> Eyeglasses that scare you to death?
    >>
    >>> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >>> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >>> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!

    >>
    >> Observe the DEA agent, professional and dignified, making his way up
    >> your ass with a weed-whacker.
    >>
    >>> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >>> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >>> chocolates are made!

    >>
    >> Ever try Fromunda?
    >>
    >>> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >>> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!

    >>
    >> Warm smell of colitas?
    >>
    >>> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >>> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >>> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!

    >>
    >> Naked and Twister? Now this I like.
    >>
    >>> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >>> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!

    >>
    >> Armpits can be very unsightly at times, not to forget the malodor.
    >>
    >>> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".

    >>
    >> Those idiots? They're as bad as the old demon.local.
    >>>
    >>> Welcome!

    >>
    >> Eyethangue
    >>
    >>> For The Smee Village Council
    >>>
    >>> Squiggle
    >>>
    >>> Sec'y

    >>
    >> For the ( [1] ) I remain,
    >> --
    >> mad (not just a name but a *way* of life)
    >>
    >> [1] The One-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless

    >
    >You've posted here before, non-stranger.
    >
    >Or else there's two people with the same nym, which stretches the bounds
    >of coincidence far too far . . . .


    You know me. Dr. Strange,Love!~ and later, Mack A. Damia, in the
    brekkie newsgroup.
    --
    mad
     
  11. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    mimus wrote:

    > On Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:23:49 -0500, Tim Weaver wrote:
    >
    >> mimus wrote:
    >>
    >>> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >>>
    >>> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >>> or even smoking through our valley!
    >>>
    >>> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >>> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >>> haunting at night!
    >>>
    >>> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >>> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >>> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >>>
    >>> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >>> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >>> chocolates are made!
    >>>
    >>> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >>> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >>>
    >>> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >>> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >>> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >>>
    >>> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >>> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >>>
    >>> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >>>
    >>> Welcome!
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> For The Smee Village Council
    >>>
    >>> Squiggle
    >>>
    >>> Sec'y

    >>
    >> I didn't know you had secretarial skills. Nicely done. Good clear
    >> mental image producing descriptions.

    >
    > I have to be me own secretary, so . . . .
    >
    > (You do know that's a very slight revision-- some dash-work and the
    > ancient ^s instead of "DELETE"-- of a post that I've reposted several
    > times . . . ? I thought it'd be well to repost it after the "Lurker
    > Registration Thread" post. I was also considering reposting my "The
    > SNIP File" but decided that might scare people off.)


    You should post the SNIP file. If it scares people off, they have no
    business being here ayway.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  12. "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:Xns9B20605CE1B410Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
    > wrote:
    >
    > >
    > > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > > news:eqqdnRmp4ZgZN0jVnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com...
    > >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    > >>
    > >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    > >> or even smoking through our valley!
    > >>
    > >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    > >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    > >> haunting at night!
    > >>
    > >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    > >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    > >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    > >>
    > >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    > >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    > >> chocolates are made!
    > >>
    > >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    > >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    > >>
    > >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    > >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    > >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    > >>
    > >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    > >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    > >>
    > >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    > >>
    > >> Welcome!
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> For The Smee Village Council
    > >>
    > >> Squiggle
    > >>
    > >> Sec'y

    > >
    > > As the Mayor of Smee and President of the Smee Village Council, I bid

    you
    > > welcome and invite you to visit our efficient and up-to-date Visitor

    > Center
    > > and License and Permit Department, where for a (relatively) small fee,

    > you
    > > will be permitted to visit and view all the above named attractions, not

    > to
    > > mention the immunity waiver which will (mostly) allow you to NOT be

    thrown
    > > in the pit or be required to clean same.
    > >
    > > Smee, thee villaje of wun thousand delites!

    >
    > You wash all the dishes, right?


    I don't recall you paying for any permits, licenses or immunities.

    Smee

    > --
    > Tim Weaver
    >
    > "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    > difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    > boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
    >
    > - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  13. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    wrote:

    >
    > "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:Xns9B20605CE1B410Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> >
    >> > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >> > news:eqqdnRmp4ZgZN0jVnZ2dnUVZ_hudnZ2d@giganews.com...
    >> >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >> >>
    >> >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >> >> or even smoking through our valley!
    >> >>
    >> >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >> >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >> >> haunting at night!
    >> >>
    >> >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >> >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >> >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >> >>
    >> >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >> >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >> >> chocolates are made!
    >> >>
    >> >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >> >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >> >>
    >> >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >> >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >> >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >> >>
    >> >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >> >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >> >>
    >> >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >> >>
    >> >> Welcome!
    >> >>
    >> >>
    >> >> For The Smee Village Council
    >> >>
    >> >> Squiggle
    >> >>
    >> >> Sec'y
    >> >
    >> > As the Mayor of Smee and President of the Smee Village Council, I bid
    >> > you welcome and invite you to visit our efficient and up-to-date

    Visitor
    >> > Center and License and Permit Department, where for a (relatively)

    small
    >> > fee, you will be permitted to visit and view all the above named
    >> > attractions, not to mention the immunity waiver which will (mostly)
    >> > allow you to NOT be thrown in the pit or be required to clean same.
    >> >
    >> > Smee, thee villaje of wun thousand delites!

    >>
    >> You wash all the dishes, right?

    >
    > I don't recall you paying for any permits, licenses or immunities.


    Well, how much do reckon I owe and for what? I'll pay my fair share.

    >
    > Smee
    >
    >> --
    >> Tim Weaver
    >>
    >> "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    >> difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    >> mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
    >>
    >> - Gene Spafford, 1992

    >
    >
    >




    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  14. Hatchetmama

    Hatchetmama Guest

    On Sep 20, 9:59?pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >
    > Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    > or even smoking through our valley!
    >
    > Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    > bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    > haunting at night!
    >
    > Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    > lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    > proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >
    > Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    > cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    > chocolates are made!
    >
    > Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    > the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >
    > Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    > "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    > alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >
    > Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    > unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >
    > And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >
    > Welcome!
    >
    > For The Smee Village Council
    >
    > Squiggle
    >
    > Sec'y


    Wait.
    This is a re-run.

    >
    > --
    > tinmimu...@hotmail.com
    >
    > smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >
    > mp 10
    >
    > mhm 29x13
    >
    > RHyme oF THe eLDaR weaseL
    >
    > HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee
    >
    > THe eLDaR weaseL He DaNce To Da mooN
    > THe eLDaR weaseL He Be HummiN' Da TuNe
    > His TuNe Be aN oDe To gRaNDFaTHeR Rock
    > THe maN iN THe mooN aND THe giRL iN THe smock
    > THe eLDaR weaseL He Be kNowiNg His Doom
    > Because simoN HaVe FLoNkeD Him ...
    >
    > ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?... wiT His magicaL BRoom!!!!
    >
    > HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee
     
  15. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Hatchetmama wrote:

    > On Sep 20, 9:59?pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >>
    >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >> or even smoking through our valley!
    >>
    >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >> haunting at night!
    >>
    >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >>
    >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >> chocolates are made!
    >>
    >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >>
    >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >>
    >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >>
    >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >>
    >> Welcome!
    >>
    >> For The Smee Village Council
    >>
    >> Squiggle
    >>
    >> Sec'y

    >
    > Wait.
    > This is a re-run.


    Where have you been?!?

    >
    >>
    >> --
    >> tinmimu...@hotmail.com
    >>
    >> smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >>
    >> mp 10
    >>
    >> mhm 29x13
    >>
    >> RHyme oF THe eLDaR weaseL
    >>
    >> HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee
    >>
    >> THe eLDaR weaseL He DaNce To Da mooN
    >> THe eLDaR weaseL He Be HummiN' Da TuNe
    >> His TuNe Be aN oDe To gRaNDFaTHeR Rock
    >> THe maN iN THe mooN aND THe giRL iN THe smock
    >> THe eLDaR weaseL He Be kNowiNg His Doom
    >> Because simoN HaVe FLoNkeD Him ...
    >>
    >> ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?... wiT His magicaL BRoom!!!!
    >>
    >> HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee

    >
    >




    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  16. Hatchetmama

    Hatchetmama Guest

    On Sep 21, 9:06?pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > Hatchetmama wrote:
    > > On Sep 20, 9:59?pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!

    >
    > >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    > >> or even smoking through our valley!

    >
    > >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    > >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    > >> haunting at night!

    >
    > >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    > >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    > >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!

    >
    > >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    > >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    > >> chocolates are made!

    >
    > >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    > >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!

    >
    > >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    > >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    > >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!

    >
    > >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    > >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!

    >
    > >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".

    >
    > >> Welcome!

    >
    > >> For The Smee Village Council

    >
    > >> Squiggle

    >
    > >> Sec'y

    >
    > > Wait.
    > > This is a re-run.

    >
    > Where have you been?!?


    Where have I been, what?

    Sheesh.

    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > >> --
    > >> tinmimu...@hotmail.com

    >
    > >> smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    >
    > >> mp 10

    >
    > >> mhm 29x13

    >
    > >> RHyme oF THe eLDaR weaseL

    >
    > >> HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee

    >
    > >> THe eLDaR weaseL He DaNce To Da mooN
    > >> THe eLDaR weaseL He Be HummiN' Da TuNe
    > >> His TuNe Be aN oDe To gRaNDFaTHeR Rock
    > >> THe maN iN THe mooN aND THe giRL iN THe smock
    > >> THe eLDaR weaseL He Be kNowiNg His Doom
    > >> Because simoN HaVe FLoNkeD Him ...

    >
    > >> ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?... wiT His magicaL BRoom!!!!

    >
    > >> HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee

    >
    > --
    > Tim Weaver
    >
    > "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    > difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    > boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
    >
    > - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  17. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    Hatchetmama wrote:

    > On Sep 21, 9:06?pm, Tim Weaver <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote:
    >> Hatchetmama wrote:
    >> > On Sep 20, 9:59?pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >> >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!

    >>
    >> >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >> >> or even smoking through our valley!

    >>
    >> >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >> >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >> >> haunting at night!

    >>
    >> >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >> >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous proprietarily- genetically-
    >> >> engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!

    >>
    >> >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >> >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >> >> chocolates are made!

    >>
    >> >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >> >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!

    >>
    >> >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >> >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >> >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!

    >>
    >> >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >> >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!

    >>
    >> >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".

    >>
    >> >> Welcome!

    >>
    >> >> For The Smee Village Council

    >>
    >> >> Squiggle

    >>
    >> >> Sec'y

    >>
    >> > Wait.
    >> > This is a re-run.

    >>
    >> Where have you been?!?

    >
    > Where have I been, what?


    Where have you been doing whatever it is you've been doing?

    > Sheesh.


    Don't sheesh me. I sheesh you.
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     
  18. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:04:14 -0700, Hatchetmama wrote:

    > On Sep 20, 9:59pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >
    >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >>
    >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >> or even smoking through our valley!
    >>
    >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >> haunting at night!
    >>
    >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >>
    >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >> chocolates are made!
    >>
    >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >>
    >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >>
    >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >>
    >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >>
    >> Welcome!
    >>
    >> For The Smee Village Council
    >>
    >> Squiggle
    >>
    >> Sec'y

    >
    > Wait.
    > This is a re-run.


    <poke>

    Repetition is the key to advertising and politicking.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  19. "Hatchetmama" <hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
    news:756c8034-81be-480c-8928-ca963eb4f92e@k7g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
    On Sep 20, 9:59 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >
    > Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    > or even smoking through our valley!
    >
    > Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    > bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    > haunting at night!
    >
    > Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    > lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    > proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >
    > Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    > cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    > chocolates are made!
    >
    > Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    > the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >
    > Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    > "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    > alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >
    > Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    > unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >
    > And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >
    > Welcome!
    >
    > For The Smee Village Council
    >
    > Squiggle
    >
    > Sec'y


    Wait.
    This is a re-run.

    HATCHETMAMA!!! Where the hell you been? Why did you stay away so long?

    *flings confetti and spaghetti*
    *plays kazoo*
    *dances*

    Smee

    >
    > --
    > tinmimu...@hotmail.com
    >
    > smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >
    > mp 10
    >
    > mhm 29x13
    >
    > RHyme oF THe eLDaR weaseL
    >
    > HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee
    >
    > THe eLDaR weaseL He DaNce To Da mooN
    > THe eLDaR weaseL He Be HummiN' Da TuNe
    > His TuNe Be aN oDe To gRaNDFaTHeR Rock
    > THe maN iN THe mooN aND THe giRL iN THe smock
    > THe eLDaR weaseL He Be kNowiNg His Doom
    > Because simoN HaVe FLoNkeD Him ...
    >
    > ... wiT His magicaL BRoom!!!!
    >
    > HeHeHaaHaHaHeeHee
     
  20. Tim Weaver

    Tim Weaver Guest

    wrote:

    >
    > "Hatchetmama" <hatchetmama@imabadlittlegirl.com> wrote in message
    > news:756c8034-81be-480c-8928-ca963eb4f92e@k7g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
    > On Sep 20, 9:59 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >> Welcome to Crop Circle Valley!
    >>
    >> Behold the beauty of the Black Brew River percolating if not foaming
    >> or even smoking through our valley!
    >>
    >> Admire the moldering castles alternating or even combined with UFO
    >> bases on the hills on either side of our valley, spectacles especially
    >> haunting at night!
    >>
    >> Observe the steady rain of rapidly-biodegrading spam fertilizing our
    >> lush green-gold galaxy^^^^^^world-famous
    >> proprietarily- genetically- engineered cannabacco (TM) fields!
    >>
    >> Wonder at our herds of rather large six-legged cannabacco-eating
    >> cattle from which milk our world-famous Falonque cheeses and
    >> chocolates are made!
    >>
    >> Visit our charming little village of Smee, nestled on both banks of
    >> the Black Brew amid flowering groves of pointy-trees!
    >>
    >> Join us as we go about our quaint customs of smepping and of naked
    >> "posting" and "Twister" before our glowing icons, and do not be
    >> alarmed by our frequent changes of name, and even appearance!
    >>
    >> Shudder at the Pit, not to mention the freshly-covered and
    >> unfortunately it seems still all-too-lively old one beside it!
    >>
    >> And ignore any talk you may have heard of any . . . "shed".
    >>
    >> Welcome!
    >>
    >> For The Smee Village Council
    >>
    >> Squiggle
    >>
    >> Sec'y

    >
    > Wait.
    > This is a re-run.
    >
    > HATCHETMAMA!!! Where the hell you been? Why did you stay away so long?
    >
    > *flings confetti and spaghetti*
    > *plays kazoo*
    > *dances*


    OK, complaint department:

    1) You didn't quote her.
    2) I've already asked her where she has been.
    3) Refer to #1 and #2

    Number four comes in the form of a question; "Flings confetti and
    spaghetti"? Spaghetti?!? Eh?
    --
    Tim Weaver

    "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
    difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
    boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

    - Gene Spafford, 1992
     

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