Who Confuses A Door Opener With A Fire Alarm?

OK. So if anyone confuses a door opener with a fire alarm, I would think it would be someone like Hank Johnson, the idiot democrat who believes that Guam would tip over if more Marines were stationed on the island.

But, no.

When democrats can't get any more stupid, along comes Jamaal Bowman. Stupid is as stupid does.

 

C'mon, guys . . . don't forget you're talking about the party of picture books.

 

Dear Matt Bruenig,

Let me answer your question. You are missing a brain.
You must be a member of the lying democrat media because this has nothing to do with a door. The Congressman was a high school principal. High schools have fire drills. Most six year old children know what a red fire alarm looks like. This fellow, elected by ignorant Americans, needs to be given a time out for a few weeks to think about what he did on purpose. If a 1/6 citizen would have done that he would STILL BE IN JAIL AWAITING TRIAL!

 

Yeah . . .

PUSH IN
PULL DOWN

. . . LEAVE FOR GOOD​

 

C'mon, now. He is guilty of pulling instead of pushing, is all.
Or, maybe he didn't wait the required 3 seconds and hear the alarm.
Or, maybe he thought pushing in and pulling down at the same time would start a fire and he panicked.
Or, I guess it is possible he is a dumazz.....

Stuff happens, and I know all about stuff.

 

I actually did that once in kindergarten. I was pissed off because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet.... I was six years old and I knew full well what I had done.

 

Yes, but most democrats don’t have the knowledge a six-year-old has.

This dumbass Bowman was a high school principal and knew full well what a fire alarm looks like.

 

Truth time...so did I. In High School. I chose the Beginning Typing Class because Nina Dwyer had the longest legs an exuberant young male could fantasize about...OK, OK, I am a leg man...so?

Anyway, the closest alarm exit door was a little bit down from the Typing Class , and once you exit, the Fire Alarm instructions were to run to your Home Class Teacher for Head Count.

THAT was going to be a GREAT...again...GREAT opportunity to observe what those legs could do. I planned meticulously. I knew I was safe to trigger the Alarm, wait 4 seconds, until the Class doors in the hallway started opening, and I will still have time to enter my puffing out of breath act when arriving at my designated Home Class location, and I could claim a perch in the front row (which Nina was also in), and I chose a fabulous hot day in early June, 4 days before Summer vacation because it was mandatory to be there that day, and.....I had a buddy standing in the alcove of the exit door to "helpfully" get in front of Nina when she came out, and set the pace for her, for the dash to the Line. It was NIRVANA! NIRVANA, I TELL YA!.

What does he do? I am in the Front Row next to the Home Room Teacher, mind you, and when we are dismissed to return to Class,, he runs over to me and says "That was perfect Timing....did you see her Legs pumping? I couldn't, I was in front of her...."

The Home Room Teacher is in excellent hearing range, and says "What, Gentlemen?".

Dumazz.

 

I did run into my HS buddy years later. He finished Law School and went to work for the Feds at Labor.

Oh, he informed me he was a Democrat. The dumazz thing was not a passing anomaly.

 

Let's be ignorant together and say the guy was in a rush to vote (big lie as the vote took place hours later) and he pulled the fire alarm by mistake. THE CRIMINAL DID'T HAVE THE BRAINS TO CALL THE CAPITOL POLICE ABOUT HIS "MISTAKE!"

What should that tell all the Marxist democrats defending him?

 

Inquiring minds jus' gotta know . . . So, it's not Nina Dwyer wearing yer wife's jammies?

 

This is very important to the nation. Unlike that fraud thing that has been decided on summary judgement and has moved into the next phase to determine the penalty.


Come to think of it that is not really important to the nation either. Just one family biz.

 

If it only had come to pass, but sadly, no. SHE has Corgianatomyitis, and the jammies won't fit Nina, at all.

 

Yep.... a simply craptacular jurisprudence decision, upholding and advancing and increasing the odds of the PAST POTUS being the redo 2024 POTUS.

Oh well, back to the baseball playoffs.

 

@freshmeat,

Why not educate all of us and post some things that ARE IMPORTANT TO THE NATION.

I'll bet this member ducks my question because it is very characteristic both of his ilk and that of our ignorant members.

 

Had to look that one up, or so I thought . . . you got me!

By the way . . . it's humor time.

What does it take to stop a corgi dead in its tracks?

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A speed bump!

 

That was good! I am an admirer of Corgi Bashing.

 

I'll have to drop that one on ol' low-ground-clearance CC at CT . . . sorry slip it under him.

 

.........and now y'all are a bunch of Nazi's for making fun of this poor poor man.

Geez, why does it seem the biggest window lickers are elected on the left? Nevermind, I've been reminded time and time again on these very pages.