Grover Norquist: Obama Won Because He Called Romney A 'Poopy Head'

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Of all of the absurd justifications the Right-wing has thrown out there for Romney's defeat, I'm gonna go out on a limb and award Grover the prize for being the most off-planet. Believe me, there are plenty of very good contenders in this category.

 

I know he called him a 'bullshitter' and possibly an 'asshole' but 'poopy head' I had not heard.

 

I'm sure that got a lot of votes from the age 5 and under voters.

 

You could write a book filled with all the crazy excuses the Right has come up with for Romney's defeat. It's just that the book would almost certainly carry the title Grover coined with this rationalization.

Romney is a Poopy Head and Other Excuses
By JoeNation

 

Can I get an autographed copy?