The sad part is that the Right-wing seems to fear sex, women, gay sex, and any other subject that might involve something below the neck. What is wrong with these people? Someone should just tell them that the 1950's or the 1850's are over and not coming back. Yikes!
I think that most of them don't actually believe that they can turn back the clock, but I'll bet most of them would be happy if they could. It would of course be with the tacit understanding that the rules don't apply to themselves as the ruling class. It's a control thing. I think all totalitarian organizations and governments whether openly theocratic or ostensibly secular, both right and left, have a Puritanical power imperative that stands in opposition to personal sexual freedom and today's American RW is no different in this regard. But in America, Western Europe and increasingly non-Muslim Asia the lube is out of the tube as it were and they are stuck with a certain amount of rationality when it comes to sexual attitudes and behavior. What they have done is take lemons and made lemonade out of this situation. They have fabricated a conflict between personal sexual freedom and personal religious freedom in which they assert that personal religious freedom is being trod upon whenever religious dictates regarding sex do not trump all other considerations in the public square. It was a pretty good move actually. If nothing else any combination of sex and religion creates a nice diversion. But to really make it work would require finesse and restraint. The RW is not noted for either one.
I keep seeing ads for U.S.S. Ronald Reagan caps for $2.99... ...yeah, I'm going there... ...GET'cher O-fish-al U.S.S Ronnie condoms and vaginal inserts! Buy 'em now before they're gone! Support America by wrapping your penis in latex! Friendly fire? Indeed! Ok, bets open on how much of that, if any, gets yanked... I mean pulled... I mean unerected. Whatever.
Uberpatriots take note. Red white and blue condoms are available for those times when wearing the otherwise obligatory little made-in-China American flag pin is not a good option. Check out Amazon. Is this country great or what? NB: Roman Catholics should be aware that use of this product could be hazardous to their afterlife.
I have often wondered why the R People are so worried about everybody else's sex lives. My conclusion is that they are the real perverts. They doth protest too much.
I feel ashamed... how could I have mentioned aircraft carrier condoms and not mentioned "Batten down the hatches!" or the "fleet" of products available? How did I forget to mention that each condom would have Ronnie's face, big grin and all, pasted on the tip of every condom? "Tear down those walls" Ronnie... Ok, I'll stop.
