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President’s Christian Advisor Says Donald Trump Is Getting ‘Downloads’ Straight From God

By Mike Stone
July 11, 2017
Proud Democrats

For those of you who have been wondering why the President of the United States spends so much time on Twitter calling people names, Pastor Frank Amedia has an explanation. The former “Christian Policy liason” to the Trump campaign claims that the reason he is doing this is… because God told him to. That God is, in fact, “downloading” directly into Trump’s brain, causing him to tweet about how CNN is “fake news” or how Meryl Streep is an overrated actress.

He took some time to explain this fascinating theory over at Jim Bakker’s Buy My Mexican Food Buckets ‘Cause The World Is Ending SoonFuntime Hour.

Amedia explains that Trump turns to Twitter because he is bored with “nonconsequential” things like running the country and what have you — on account of the fact that God has given him the gift of “discernment.”

“I believe he receives downloads that now he’s beginning to understand come from God,” Amedia explained. Which is a thing I’ve heard tinfoil hats can help fix. Apparently God is far more concerned with the hosts of Morning Joe than he is with making sure people don’t die of treatable illnesses. Who would have thought?

 

Trump supporters come together under a big tent--all kinds of malignant fruit loops are welcome, and especially Christians who promote the more vile aspects of their religion.

 

I guess it bolsters the idea of God for them. Trump IS actually helping them delude themselves. And you thought he wasn't doing anything. Geesh!