15 December Puns

80 days since Bastille Day on July 14.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42663A37.26DC94E7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:407A4027.7A441882@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Orientation: The process of becoming an Asian.
> > >
> > > Better than occidentally becoming an American!
> >
> > What do you have against becoming an American?
>
> You want a list?? OK. Lean over.

Lean Over: He's gotten fat!

 

nemo wrote:

> J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:bbjoov4d3dkokpsescjgvf7jqq16vr1idj@4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 11:44:22 -0500 (CDT), FRED609@webtv.net
> > (fredmiller@the.PC ?Z) found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
> > >
> > >Rebuttal:
> > >An English Gentleman's personal servant having to repeat a task
which he
> > >has already carried out.
> > >
> > >fredmiller@the.PC misquoth :
> > >Re : ' Butt Al ! '
> > >An English Gentleman's 'personal' servant's muttered comment when
asked
> > >to repeat a task he had just carried out on his Gay Lord. ( Al
being the
> > >chamber 'maid' )
> >
> > I'd always heard Gaylord was on Holiday.
> >
> That must have maid Oscar Wilde!

Oscars: Automobiles given to great actors.

 

"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Apr 2001 01:11:48 -0700, Tim Bruening
> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> tweaked a mouse's tail to post:
>
> >Sen-Tree: A guardian tree.
> >
> >Tapis-tree: A tree where magic tapestries grow.
>
> Pan-tree: A potted copper beech.

Pan-Tree: A tree on which pans, pants, and/or panties grow.

 

Sail Bum wrote:

> WHY SAILBOATS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
>
> Sailboats never choose to get their hair done instead of spending time
> with you.
>
> Sailboats never have a curfew.

Curfew: Not many dogs.

Incur: Sex with a bitch.

Occur: Fat dog.

 

Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:<vuutm0hr2aja7l47fo72tqlplfa1kgbcse@4ax.com>...
> On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 18:09:25 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>
> >Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >
> >>> Anyone remember "stagflation"?
> >>
> >> That the year when them male deer grew really, really big?
> >
> >Can't say I've studied young bucks the way you have....
>
> <spits tobacky juice> Y'all ain't no hunter, is ya, sissy boy?

Stagnation: Country of male deer.

 

Palema wrote:

> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:402B0F85.2740A7E3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >>Agency: Sea of government departments and boards.
> >>
> >>Company: Computerized cooking container on your knee.
> >>
> >>Exaggerate: Price of enlargements.
> >>
> >>Pico: Very small pie company.
> >
> >
> > Nano: Very small English baby-minder.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> I Hawaii, they catch the crook in a Dano-second!

Mexico: Company that makes Mexis.

Timex: Mexican watch.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44141A10.BBA5B49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
> >
> > Stumble: A male bovine trips.
> >
> > Topic: Top of a photo.
> >
> > Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
> >
> > Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
> >
> > Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
> >
> > Wobble: Shaky male bovine.
>
> . . or a sad one.
>
> Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how
he
> feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.

ED: Impotent demon.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48E49E3B.454D9B1A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42663A37.26DC94E7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:407A4027.7A441882@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Orientation: The process of becoming an Asian.
> > > >
> > > > Better than occidentally becoming an American!
> > >
> > > What do you have against becoming an American?
> >
> > You want a list?? OK. Lean over.
>
> Lean Over: He's gotten fat!

Yup. That was the pun.

Anyway. I wonder what the rest of these puns are going to be like. I'm
waiting to find out on 10/2 hooks!

 

300 days since Immaculate Conception Day on December 8.

 

Bruce Atchison - author wrote:

> Hi folks and greetings to all the short people on the list too.
>
> Could anybody see their way clear to give us some insight on 20/20 puns? If
> I get too much insight, somebody will send me outsight. If I keep going,
> I'll be out of site. I hope nobody will cite some group rule I've broken
> for that pun.
>
> Sence-cerely,

How can you have a 20/20 pun? The date 20/20 is impossible!

 

Alien Nate: Man from another planet.

Biologi Cal, Ecologi Cal, Zoologi Cal: Men who work to protect and study
the environment.

Com Mick, Come Dick: Funny men.

Demon Nick, Demon Ted, Diaboli Cal, Satan Nick: Evil man.

Econom Mick: Man interested in finances.

 

Strange Lad wrote:

> "NottNick" <nmm657xx@bellows.org.uk> wrote in message news:c2q8ri$hcn$1@titan.btinternet.com...
> > I've been a member of this group for a while now and realise I'm not the
> > only Nick.
> > So I'm now NOTTNICK.
> >
> >
> So am I
>
> Strange NotNick

Nottingham: Not a pig.

Willingham: A pig football coach (just hired by the Washington Huskies)
who wants sex!

 

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