15 December Puns

250 days to June 10.

 

350 days since October 19.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:441516E5.373B6425@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:427C6A36.624A202B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol.
> > >
> > > Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey.
> > >
> > > Excurrent: No more electricity.
> > >
> > > Execute: No longer cute.
> > >
> > > Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor.
> >
> > Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.
> >
> > Extol: Former highway charge.
>
> Collected by a man who uses Tollgate Toothpaste.
>
> Turnpike: Rotating fierce fish!

Toothpaste: Used to glue broken teeth back together.

 

Glimmer: Dimly lit ocean.

Glummer: Depressed ocean.

Glooming: Depressed Chinese vase.

Glooming: Chinese vase filled with glue.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:48E35276.701C27F3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Knocking: A door to door sales king.
> >
> > Panicking: Frightened king.
> >
> > Picnicking: King out for fun in the sun.
> >
> > Purrking: Feline king.
> >
> > Spanking: Corporal punishment king.
>
> Or the mon-arch of bridge-builders.
>
> Corporal Punishment is an NCO in The 2nd. Batallion, The Queen's Own Sado
> Maschists.

General Election: In charge of the Arsenal of Democracy or the Army of
Freedom.

 

D. troit: Demon that makes cars.

G. Mac: Goblin that makes cars.

V. W: Vampire that makes cars.

Falcon: Criminal bird.

Foray: In favor of X-rays.

Galore: Female gold lode.

Gaiety, Gayety: Homosexual beverage.

Gamin: Male homosexuals.

 

Concur: Against dogs.

Corpus: Center of slime.

Countable: Royal table.

Dabble: Male bovine hobbyist.

Damson: Male offspring of a water barrier.

 

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On Sep 21, 5:03?pm, "Leo Sgouros" <hanaram...@archangels.mil> wrote:
> I was reading up on how prince Charles was "the beast" 666, and ran his
> numbers.I dont know how accurate the names are, but when adding
> prince charles philip arthur george and adding the name calculated with ?a =
> 26 to the name calculated with a ?= ?47, I get 666.95
> Weird.I havent checked the math, but thought that an oddity.

It would be deucedly difficult to be afraid of *him*.

"I say, I've just been pretending to be Prince of Wales,
Heir to the Throne, that sort of rot. What I am, *actually*,
is the Beast of the Apocalypse!"

"I'll have to give it to you that you are, what with you
displayin' the Mark and the various other manifest
Signs and Wonders and whatnot, but -- and here's
the rub -- I can't get myself up to being properly
*afraid* of you, see, on account of your still looking
a proper dork, innit?"

"I say, that's a bit thick, what?"

"Sorry, Guv, didn't mean to harsh your buzz, but
it was you comin' on about bein' beastly and all
that sort of razzle, so what's one to do, then?"

"Put that way, what *is* one to do? I'm goin' to
have a talk with Mum, her as gave birth to me. Not
for the first time, I don't feel that I've been
altogether properly prepared for the Task that
has been Set for Me. Well, cheerio."

"Cheerio, mate. And fuck off while you're about it,
there's a good Beastie-poo."

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

 

On Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:41:12 -0700, Bill Cleere wrote:

> On Sep 21, 5:03pm, "Leo Sgouros" <hanaram...@archangels.mil> wrote:
>
>> I was reading up on how prince Charles was "the beast" 666, and ran his
>> numbers.I dont know how accurate the names are, but when adding prince
>> charles philip arthur george and adding the name calculated with a =
>> 26 to the name calculated with a = 47, I get 666.95 Weird.I havent
>> checked the math, but thought that an oddity.
>
> It would be deucedly difficult to be afraid of *him*.
>
> "I say, I've just been pretending to be Prince of Wales, Heir to the
> Throne, that sort of rot. What I am, *actually*, is the Beast of the
> Apocalypse!"
>
> "I'll have to give it to you that you are, what with you displayin' the
> Mark and the various other manifest Signs and Wonders and whatnot, but
> -- and here's the rub -- I can't get myself up to being properly
> *afraid* of you, see, on account of your still looking a proper dork,
> innit?"
>
> "I say, that's a bit thick, what?"
>
> "Sorry, Guv, didn't mean to harsh your buzz, but it was you comin' on
> about bein' beastly and all that sort of razzle, so what's one to do,
> then?"
>
> "Put that way, what *is* one to do? I'm goin' to have a talk with Mum,
> her as gave birth to me. Not for the first time, I don't feel that I've
> been altogether properly prepared for the Task that has been Set for Me.
> Well, cheerio."
>
> "Cheerio, mate. And fuck off while you're about it, there's a good
> Beastie-poo."

"Six Degrees of the Anti-Christ"?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You cannot help thinking that the no doubt ill-advised
rebellion in which I was concerned in youth,
unarithmeticable aeons before this Earth was thought of,
took place quite long enough ago to be forgotten.

< _The Silver Stallion_

 

"Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:e9a01df2-73d6-4a4a-83c6-07e4d8d13bd6@n33g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 21, 5:03 pm, "Leo Sgouros" <hanaram...@archangels.mil> wrote:
> I was reading up on how prince Charles was "the beast" 666, and ran his
> numbers.I dont know how accurate the names are, but when adding
> prince charles philip arthur george and adding the name calculated with a
> =
> 26 to the name calculated with a = 47, I get 666.95
> Weird.I havent checked the math, but thought that an oddity.

It would be deucedly difficult to be afraid of *him*.

"I say, I've just been pretending to be Prince of Wales,
Heir to the Throne, that sort of rot. What I am, *actually*,
is the Beast of the Apocalypse!"

"I'll have to give it to you that you are, what with you
displayin' the Mark and the various other manifest
Signs and Wonders and whatnot, but -- and here's
the rub -- I can't get myself up to being properly
*afraid* of you, see, on account of your still looking
a proper dork, innit?"

"I say, that's a bit thick, what?"

"Sorry, Guv, didn't mean to harsh your buzz, but
it was you comin' on about bein' beastly and all
that sort of razzle, so what's one to do, then?"

"Put that way, what *is* one to do? I'm goin' to
have a talk with Mum, her as gave birth to me. Not
for the first time, I don't feel that I've been
altogether properly prepared for the Task that
has been Set for Me. Well, cheerio."

"Cheerio, mate. And fuck off while you're about it,
there's a good Beastie-poo."

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)



Thats what I found so weird about the sites that seriously believe it.Now,
of course, the real bad guy *must* seem unchallenging, hey wot?
http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/ck15endtimecolumn/PageGG.html

 

25 days since California Admission Day on September 9.

 

310 days to my Dad's 71st birthday on August 10.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48E6A3ED.DBA41106@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:44141A10.BBA5B49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
> > >
> > > Stumble: A male bovine trips.
> > >
> > > Topic: Top of a photo.
> > >
> > > Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
> > >
> > > Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
> > >
> > > Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
> > >
> > > Wobble: Shaky male bovine.
> >
> > . . or a sad one.
> >
> > Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how
> he
> > feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.
>
> ED: Impotent demon.

AMIN: Real demon!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48E49EC9.6F4FBCB8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > news:bbjoov4d3dkokpsescjgvf7jqq16vr1idj@4ax.com...
> > > On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 11:44:22 -0500 (CDT), FRED609@webtv.net
> > > (fredmiller@the.PC ?Z) found these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
> > > >
> > > >Rebuttal:
> > > >An English Gentleman's personal servant having to repeat a task
> which he
> > > >has already carried out.
> > > >
> > > >fredmiller@the.PC misquoth :
> > > >Re : ' Butt Al ! '
> > > >An English Gentleman's 'personal' servant's muttered comment when
> asked
> > > >to repeat a task he had just carried out on his Gay Lord. ( Al
> being the
> > > >chamber 'maid' )
> > >
> > > I'd always heard Gaylord was on Holiday.
> > >
> > That must have maid Oscar Wilde!
>
> Oscars: Automobiles given to great actors.

Those cars are usually quite Austin Tacious - even if they're not from
Texas.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48E6A11D.748CCC81@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> news:<vuutm0hr2aja7l47fo72tqlplfa1kgbcse@4ax.com>...
> > On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 18:09:25 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> > <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
> >
> > >Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >
> > >>> Anyone remember "stagflation"?
> > >>
> > >> That the year when them male deer grew really, really big?
> > >
> > >Can't say I've studied young bucks the way you have....
> >
> > <spits tobacky juice> Y'all ain't no hunter, is ya, sissy boy?
>
> Stagnation: Country of male deer.
>
Doenation: Money given to the same country to redress the balance - not that
deer wear dresses or are any good at ballet.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48E707E0.3A7342D5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Alien Nate: Man from another planet.
>
> Biologi Cal, Ecologi Cal, Zoologi Cal: Men who work to protect and study
> the environment.
>
> Com Mick, Come Dick: Funny men.
>
> Demon Nick, Demon Ted, Diaboli Cal, Satan Nick: Evil man.
>
> Econom Mick: Man interested in finances.

Kapyozhnik!! What about the Pole's Zloti nose then?

Thighnancies: Money matters in a gay brothel.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48E716EF.8C7F13A6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:48E35276.701C27F3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Knocking: A door to door sales king.
> > >
> > > Panicking: Frightened king.
> > >
> > > Picnicking: King out for fun in the sun.
> > >
> > > Purrking: Feline king.
> > >
> > > Spanking: Corporal punishment king.
> >
> > Or the mon-arch of bridge-builders.
> >
> > Corporal Punishment is an NCO in The 2nd. Batallion, The Queen's Own
Sado
> > Maschists.
>
> General Election: In charge of the Arsenal of Democracy or the Army of
> Freedom.
>
Woolwich Arsenal do you mean exactly?

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48E714D6.8E8E3966@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:441516E5.373B6425@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:427C6A36.624A202B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol.
> > > >
> > > > Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey.
> > > >
> > > > Excurrent: No more electricity.
> > > >
> > > > Execute: No longer cute.
> > > >
> > > > Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor.
> > >
> > > Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.
> > >
> > > Extol: Former highway charge.
> >
> > Collected by a man who uses Tollgate Toothpaste.
> >
> > Turnpike: Rotating fierce fish!
>
> Toothpaste: Used to glue broken teeth back together.

As used by Michael Dentine!




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bentine

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48E715B0.3CAE7C51@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Glimmer: Dimly lit ocean.
>
> Glummer: Depressed ocean.
>
> Glooming: Depressed Chinese vase.
>
> Glooming: Chinese vase filled with glue.

Seiko Teen: Young Japanese glue.