15 December Puns

185 days to April 23.

 

180 days since Administrative Professionals Day on April 23.

 

175 days since April 28.

 

150 days since my brother Chris' 47th birthday on May 23.

 

125 days to Washington's birthday on February 22.

 

120 days to February 17.

 

10 days since October 10.

 

145 days since May 28.

 

135 days since 06/07/08.

 

130 days to February 27.

 

220 days to May 28.

 

25 days to November 14.

 

35 days since September 15.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41EEF88E.D0D42B62@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > "Elisabeth M?ller" wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 23:25:08 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >I can pop a nut with a five second freebie
> > > >
> > > > Does it hurt much?
> > >
> > > Freebie: Bee out of jail.
> > >
> > Was it in Solly Tory Confinement?
>
> Solly Tory: British Conservative locked up alone?

And his name's Solomon?

Sheba: The sound of a ewe.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41EEF7B1.98F2AFED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > mike wheeEler wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <vnchp5173u0n55@corp.supernews.com>, jblvideo@yahoo.com,
Sy
> > > Knight
> > > > was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Flatulent Dingo wrote ...
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Hello Nick,
> > > > >>
> > > > >> On Thu, 25 Sep 2003, at 13:57:43 [GMT-0700] (which was Fri,
6:57:43
> > >
> > > > >> Australian Eastern Time) you wrote:
> > > > >> > Aye, they are a brogish lot. One was seen aubergine.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> I am green with envy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >She was well, red.
> > > > >
> > > > That happened when she noticed she was showing pink.
> > >
> > > Pink Lee: Sunburned Korean.
> > >
> > Crink Lee: 200 year-old Gypsy stripper.
>
> Stripper: Price of a Green Belt.

A Green Belt: A punch from an ecologically aware boxer?

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41EEF7B1.98F2AFED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > mike wheeEler wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <vnchp5173u0n55@corp.supernews.com>, jblvideo@yahoo.com,
Sy
> > > Knight
> > > > was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Flatulent Dingo wrote ...
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Hello Nick,
> > > > >>
> > > > >> On Thu, 25 Sep 2003, at 13:57:43 [GMT-0700] (which was Fri,
6:57:43
> > >
> > > > >> Australian Eastern Time) you wrote:
> > > > >> > Aye, they are a brogish lot. One was seen aubergine.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> I am green with envy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >She was well, red.
> > > > >
> > > > That happened when she noticed she was showing pink.
> > >
> > > Pink Lee: Sunburned Korean.
> > >
> > Crink Lee: 200 year-old Gypsy stripper.
>
> Gypsy: Ocean of con artists.

Their folk music's damned good though - and it ain't just Itchy Chornia
either!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:417E2E62.F1D66B2B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:417745BD.85991E5F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Advertising: Singing commercials.
> > > > >
> > > > > Advert: Plus green.
> > > > >
> > > > > Convert: Against green.
> > > > >
> > > > > Cavity: Tea that rots your teeth.
> > > > >
> > > > > Censor: Knight who enforces political correctness.
> > > > >
> > > > > Divert: To color something green.
> > > > >
> > > > > Pervert: Price of a Green Party member.
> > > > >
> > > > > Subvert: Mermaids in the Green Party.
> > > >
> > > > Terre Verte: Artist who's also a very jealous violent extremist.
> > > >
> > > > http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=terre-verte
> > >
> > > Extremist: Radical fog.
> > >
> > Terrierist: Radical dog.
>
> Alchemist: Witchy fog.
>
> Chemist: Smog.
>
> Taxidermist: Fog comprised of animal skin.

Polygamist: Fog with lots of legs.

 

260 days since 02/04/08.

 

140 days since June 4.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:457E800D.27A41816@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:439939BF.203F6D97@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Paralyze: Two fibs.
> > > >
> > > > Parboil: Golf course at 212 F, or 100 C.
> > > >
> > > > Parcel: Jail on the golf course.
> > > >
> > > > Pardon: Mafia boss on the golf course.
> > > >
> > > > Paring: Ring or music on the golf course.
> > >
> > > Faring: Bicycle bell on a motorbike.
> >
> > Categori Cal: Man good at sorting.
> >
>
> Me this time last year when I did three weeks as a 'Christmas Casual'
> sorting letters for Royal Mail.
>
> Trouble was, the terrible upper back-pain I was suffering that moved around
> to the front sometimes turned out to be Angina! - so now I got one of those
> nitro-glycerine sprays that gives you a headache. They're well on the way to
> sorting it out though.
>
> I've just had a nuclear scan. (I don't think they found any WMDs) and after
> a short stent in hospital it'll soon be fixed.

Did they find any Polonium 210 from that radioactive spy?