15 December Puns

145 days to 08/08/08.

 

180 days to 9/11.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> Dipole: To color a Polish person, or a long cyclinder, or a planetary
> axis.
>
> Doling: Baby female deer.
>
> Dopey: Urinating female deer.
>
> Doping: Musical female deer on drugs.
>
> Dozing: Sleeping female deer.

And when it's her birthday, do they all sing . . .

Forrrrrrrrrr . . she's a jolly good fallow,
For she's a jolly good fallow,
For she's a jolly good fallowwwwwwww . . .
And so say all of us!

?

 

145 days to 08/08/08.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43CC93A9.65627A7A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Ceding: Musical seed, or musical ocean, or musical CD.
> >
> > Ceiling: Baby seal.
> >
> > Coaling: Baby coal.
> >
> > Coding: Musical encytption.
> >
> > Coiling: Baby rope.
> >
> > Coking: King of the drug cartel.
> >
> > Collie: Korean dog.
>
> Collieflour: Korean dog desiccated and ground up.
>
> Desecrated coconut: Not eaten in churches.

Desic Kate: A dry woman.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:43CC93A9.65627A7A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Ceding: Musical seed, or musical ocean, or musical CD.
> > >
> > > Ceiling: Baby seal.
> > >
> > > Coaling: Baby coal.
> > >
> > > Coding: Musical encytption.
> > >
> > > Coiling: Baby rope.
> > >
> > > Coking: King of the drug cartel.
> > >
> > > Collie: Korean dog.
> >
> > Collieflour: Korean dog desiccated and ground up.
> >
> > Desecrated coconut: Not eaten in churches.
>
> Desic Kate: A dry woman.
>
Desi Banarnaz: Musical long yellow fruit.

Actually it's a Herb not a fruit, but that's not at Alpertinent to the case!

 

105 days to 7/7.

 

Buckingham: Rebellious actor.

Buckingham: Rodeo pig.

Howitzer: Machine gun knight.

Trouser: Knight of pants.

 

Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 18:09:25 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>
> >Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >
> >>> Anyone remember "stagflation"?
> >>
> >> That the year when them male deer grew really, really big?
> >
> >Can't say I've studied young bucks the way you have....
>
> <spits tobacky juice> Y'all ain't no hunter, is ya, sissy boy?

Stagnation: Country of male deer.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:442A1DC7.933B6B3B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40EB9A70.E835B61E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Sritk <sritk@aol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:20040228003013.20240.00000432@mb-m27.aol.com...
> > > > > > Hate crime-how I feel about lawbreaking.
> > > > > > Hate speech-why I don't talk much.
> > > > > > Hate groups-why I don't belong to any clubs.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hateable: Why I eat on the floor.
> > > > > Hatefulness: Why I don't eat much.
> > > >
> > > > Haiti: I don't like that drink.
> > > >
> > > Hated: Don't like people called Edward.
> >
> > Hatred: Don't like the color of stop lights and stop signs.
>
> It gives you the blues?

Blue Prince: He sings the blues and is in charge of designing buildings.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:442A1EA3.1E3F2F0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >
> > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > >
> > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> >
> > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
>
> Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural and
> functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
> function taken out?

Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41F07B8A.7B00A050@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On 28 Oct 2004 12:21:15 -0700, anchor0057@yahoo.com (RJH) found
these
> unused
> > > words floating about:
> > >
> > > >The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this
year's
> > > >Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to split
the
> > > >winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
> > >
> > > But he fugu the 'secret sauce' and lost anyway.
> >
> > Aquatic Terrorists: Suicide Squid!
> >
> > Supermarket: Where Clark Kent shops.
>
> But where does his girfriend Tesco for her shopping?

I thought that Tess was on Roswell, not Smallville.

Roswell: Where E.T. gets his water.

 

nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> Confuse: Against bombs.
>
> Confusion: Against advanced nuclear reactors.
>
> Congo: Wants to stay in one spot.
>
> Congest: Against jokes.
>
> Conjoin: Against sex.
>
> Conquest: Against adventure.

Conquistador: Kinky prisoner osculated a portal.

Os-Q-lated?

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> news:<vuutm0hr2aja7l47fo72tqlplfa1kgbcse@4ax.com>...
> > On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 18:09:25 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> > <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
> >
> > >Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >
> > >>> Anyone remember "stagflation"?
> > >>
> > >> That the year when them male deer grew really, really big?
> > >
> > >Can't say I've studied young bucks the way you have....
> >
> > <spits tobacky juice> Y'all ain't no hunter, is ya, sissy boy?
>
> Stagnation: Country of male deer.

Du host geton dos ein shoin!

 

210 days since August 31.

 

210 days since August 31.

 

260 days since Friday the 13th of July.

 

260 days since Friday the 13th of July.

 

270 days to Christmas Eve.

 

270 days to Christmas Eve.