15 December Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 15, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    330 days to Washington's birthday.
     
  2. Tim Bruening

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    330 days to Washington's birthday.
     
  3. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47ED885B.E51C4353@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > nemo wrote:
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    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:442A1DC7.933B6B3B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:40EB9A70.E835B61E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > Sritk <sritk@aol.com> wrote in message
    > > > > > > news:20040228003013.20240.00000432@mb-m27.aol.com...
    > > > > > > > Hate crime-how I feel about lawbreaking.
    > > > > > > > Hate speech-why I don't talk much.
    > > > > > > > Hate groups-why I don't belong to any clubs.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Hateable: Why I eat on the floor.
    > > > > > > Hatefulness: Why I don't eat much.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Haiti: I don't like that drink.
    > > > > >
    > > > > Hated: Don't like people called Edward.
    > > >
    > > > Hatred: Don't like the color of stop lights and stop signs.

    > >
    > > It gives you the blues?

    >
    > Blue Prince: He sings the blues and is in charge of designing buildings.


    Bill Prince: He trained me in how to be a Traffic Warden!

    Ticketin: She trained Arnie in how to stick Penalty Notices on cars!
     
  4. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47ED885B.E51C4353@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    >
    > nemo wrote:
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    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:442A1DC7.933B6B3B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:40EB9A70.E835B61E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > Sritk <sritk@aol.com> wrote in message
    > > > > > > news:20040228003013.20240.00000432@mb-m27.aol.com...
    > > > > > > > Hate crime-how I feel about lawbreaking.
    > > > > > > > Hate speech-why I don't talk much.
    > > > > > > > Hate groups-why I don't belong to any clubs.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Hateable: Why I eat on the floor.
    > > > > > > Hatefulness: Why I don't eat much.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Haiti: I don't like that drink.
    > > > > >
    > > > > Hated: Don't like people called Edward.
    > > >
    > > > Hatred: Don't like the color of stop lights and stop signs.

    > >
    > > It gives you the blues?

    >
    > Blue Prince: He sings the blues and is in charge of designing buildings.


    Bill Prince: He trained me in how to be a Traffic Warden!

    Ticketin: She trained Arnie in how to stick Penalty Notices on cars!
     
  5. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47ED886A.8BED631A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    >
    > nemo wrote:
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    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:442A1EA3.1E3F2F0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
    > > > >
    > > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
    > > >
    > > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.

    > >
    > > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural

    and
    > > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
    > > function taken out?

    >
    > Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.


    Or the David Niven Whisky bank!
     
  6. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47ED886A.8BED631A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:442A1EA3.1E3F2F0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
    > > > >
    > > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
    > > >
    > > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.

    > >
    > > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural

    and
    > > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
    > > function taken out?

    >
    > Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.


    Or the David Niven Whisky bank!
     
  7. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47ED8C07.8BB923C6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:41F07B8A.7B00A050@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > On 28 Oct 2004 12:21:15 -0700, anchor0057@yahoo.com (RJH) found

    > these
    > > unused
    > > > > words floating about:
    > > > >
    > > > > >The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this

    > year's
    > > > > >Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to split

    > the
    > > > > >winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
    > > > >
    > > > > But he fugu the 'secret sauce' and lost anyway.
    > > >
    > > > Aquatic Terrorists: Suicide Squid!
    > > >
    > > > Supermarket: Where Clark Kent shops.

    > >
    > > But where does his girfriend Tesco for her shopping?

    >
    > I thought that Tess was on Roswell, not Smallville.
    >
    > Roswell: Where E.T. gets his water.


    His mum at breakfast time: "Now E.T. tall up!"
     
  8. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47ED8C07.8BB923C6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:41F07B8A.7B00A050@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > On 28 Oct 2004 12:21:15 -0700, anchor0057@yahoo.com (RJH) found

    > these
    > > unused
    > > > > words floating about:
    > > > >
    > > > > >The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this

    > year's
    > > > > >Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to split

    > the
    > > > > >winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
    > > > >
    > > > > But he fugu the 'secret sauce' and lost anyway.
    > > >
    > > > Aquatic Terrorists: Suicide Squid!
    > > >
    > > > Supermarket: Where Clark Kent shops.

    > >
    > > But where does his girfriend Tesco for her shopping?

    >
    > I thought that Tess was on Roswell, not Smallville.
    >
    > Roswell: Where E.T. gets his water.


    His mum at breakfast time: "Now E.T. tall up!"
     
  9. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47ED886A.8BED631A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:442A1EA3.1E3F2F0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
    > > > > >
    > > > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
    > > > >
    > > > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
    > > >
    > > > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural

    > and
    > > > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
    > > > function taken out?

    > >
    > > Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.

    >
    > Or the David Niven Whisky bank!


    Whisky: Key for a drunken lock?
     
  10. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47ED886A.8BED631A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:442A1EA3.1E3F2F0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
    > > > > >
    > > > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
    > > > >
    > > > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
    > > >
    > > > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural

    > and
    > > > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
    > > > function taken out?

    > >
    > > Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.

    >
    > Or the David Niven Whisky bank!


    Whisky: Key for a drunken lock?
     
  11. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:40C62AA8.1C13F75D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > Cliff Gieseke <cliffgie@swbell.net> wrote in message
    > > > news:mTQwc.4607$bg6.2319@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
    > > > > Infantry -- baby tree
    > > > >
    > > > > Geometry -- the tree they used to build the pyramids
    > > > >
    > > > > Poultry -- the tree that has or had feathers
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > Infantry - Baby soldiers.
    > > >
    > > > Adultry - What they get up to when they've grown up.
    > > >
    > > > Mechanised Light Infantry: Robot baby soldiers.

    > >
    > > I hope they don't suffer a Major Defeat, or General Disorder.
    > >

    > Or receive Corporal Punishment to the Private Parts!


    Sergeant Pepper is nothing to be sneezed at.

    Drill Sergeant: Officer in the tool army.
     
  12. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:40C62AA8.1C13F75D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > Cliff Gieseke <cliffgie@swbell.net> wrote in message
    > > > news:mTQwc.4607$bg6.2319@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
    > > > > Infantry -- baby tree
    > > > >
    > > > > Geometry -- the tree they used to build the pyramids
    > > > >
    > > > > Poultry -- the tree that has or had feathers
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > Infantry - Baby soldiers.
    > > >
    > > > Adultry - What they get up to when they've grown up.
    > > >
    > > > Mechanised Light Infantry: Robot baby soldiers.

    > >
    > > I hope they don't suffer a Major Defeat, or General Disorder.
    > >

    > Or receive Corporal Punishment to the Private Parts!


    Sergeant Pepper is nothing to be sneezed at.

    Drill Sergeant: Officer in the tool army.
     
  13. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:42296AEC.D19632F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
    > > news:<B5rWc.270897$a8.238664@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:4129AFC7.F6E073B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
    > > > > > > On Mon, 5 Jan 2004 17:22:24 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
    > > > > > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating

    > > about:
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >> Kathy wrote:
    > > > > > >>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
    > > > > > >>> news:si_Jb.309341$Y72.81374@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
    > > > > > >>>> Sung by a couple of pimps who run a group of girls working at

    > > the
    > > > > > >>>> top the the Telecomm Tower:
    > > > > > >>>>
    > > > > > >>>> "High ho! High ho! It's off to work we go . . . . "
    > > > > > >>>>
    > > > > > >>> Feeling a little flushed, off they go to the johns.
    > > > > > >>
    > > > > > >> I was loose myself yesterday but I hope to pickup today.
    > > > > > >>
    > > > > > > It's about time Tundra some work out of you! <G>
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Icy they have new wipers!
    > > > >
    > > > > Viper: Snakes used to clean wet windshields.
    > > > >
    > > > > Viper: Snake price.
    > > > >
    > > > > Saturn: Car with a ring.
    > > > >
    > > > Viper: Snake price???
    > > >
    > > > Sod it! I've adder nough!

    > >
    > > Subtract: A political document (such as the Communist Manifesto) under
    > > water.
    > >

    > Manny Festo: A guy with a nasty skin condition.
    >
    > Manny Pesto: A guy with a nasty a pine kernel and herb sauce all over him.
    >
    > Pine Kernel: A high-ranking Lumberjack.


    Manny: Knee of a male adult.
     
  14. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:42296AEC.D19632F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
    > > news:<B5rWc.270897$a8.238664@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:4129AFC7.F6E073B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
    > > > > > > On Mon, 5 Jan 2004 17:22:24 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
    > > > > > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating

    > > about:
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >> Kathy wrote:
    > > > > > >>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
    > > > > > >>> news:si_Jb.309341$Y72.81374@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
    > > > > > >>>> Sung by a couple of pimps who run a group of girls working at

    > > the
    > > > > > >>>> top the the Telecomm Tower:
    > > > > > >>>>
    > > > > > >>>> "High ho! High ho! It's off to work we go . . . . "
    > > > > > >>>>
    > > > > > >>> Feeling a little flushed, off they go to the johns.
    > > > > > >>
    > > > > > >> I was loose myself yesterday but I hope to pickup today.
    > > > > > >>
    > > > > > > It's about time Tundra some work out of you! <G>
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Icy they have new wipers!
    > > > >
    > > > > Viper: Snakes used to clean wet windshields.
    > > > >
    > > > > Viper: Snake price.
    > > > >
    > > > > Saturn: Car with a ring.
    > > > >
    > > > Viper: Snake price???
    > > >
    > > > Sod it! I've adder nough!

    > >
    > > Subtract: A political document (such as the Communist Manifesto) under
    > > water.
    > >

    > Manny Festo: A guy with a nasty skin condition.
    >
    > Manny Pesto: A guy with a nasty a pine kernel and herb sauce all over him.
    >
    > Pine Kernel: A high-ranking Lumberjack.


    Manny: Knee of a male adult.
     
  15. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    145 days since Bolshevik Revolution Day.
     
  16. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    145 days since Bolshevik Revolution Day.
     
  17. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    270 days to Boxing Day.
     
  18. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    270 days to Boxing Day.
     
  19. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Chinese, Japanese: Asian knees.

    Embrace: M shaped brace that hugs you.

    Fumigate: A gate that deodorizes.

    Innocent: A non guilty penny.

    Ogre Knight: An Ogre who becomes a knight Ogre night, and thus becomes
    an Ogre Knight/Night success.
     
  20. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Chinese, Japanese: Asian knees.

    Embrace: M shaped brace that hugs you.

    Fumigate: A gate that deodorizes.

    Innocent: A non guilty penny.

    Ogre Knight: An Ogre who becomes a knight Ogre night, and thus becomes
    an Ogre Knight/Night success.
     

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