15 December Puns

330 days to Washington's birthday.

 

330 days to Washington's birthday.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:442A1DC7.933B6B3B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:40EB9A70.E835B61E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Sritk <sritk@aol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:20040228003013.20240.00000432@mb-m27.aol.com...
> > > > > > > Hate crime-how I feel about lawbreaking.
> > > > > > > Hate speech-why I don't talk much.
> > > > > > > Hate groups-why I don't belong to any clubs.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hateable: Why I eat on the floor.
> > > > > > Hatefulness: Why I don't eat much.
> > > > >
> > > > > Haiti: I don't like that drink.
> > > > >
> > > > Hated: Don't like people called Edward.
> > >
> > > Hatred: Don't like the color of stop lights and stop signs.
> >
> > It gives you the blues?
>
> Blue Prince: He sings the blues and is in charge of designing buildings.

Bill Prince: He trained me in how to be a Traffic Warden!

Ticketin: She trained Arnie in how to stick Penalty Notices on cars!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:442A1DC7.933B6B3B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:40EB9A70.E835B61E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Sritk <sritk@aol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:20040228003013.20240.00000432@mb-m27.aol.com...
> > > > > > > Hate crime-how I feel about lawbreaking.
> > > > > > > Hate speech-why I don't talk much.
> > > > > > > Hate groups-why I don't belong to any clubs.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hateable: Why I eat on the floor.
> > > > > > Hatefulness: Why I don't eat much.
> > > > >
> > > > > Haiti: I don't like that drink.
> > > > >
> > > > Hated: Don't like people called Edward.
> > >
> > > Hatred: Don't like the color of stop lights and stop signs.
> >
> > It gives you the blues?
>
> Blue Prince: He sings the blues and is in charge of designing buildings.

Bill Prince: He trained me in how to be a Traffic Warden!

Ticketin: She trained Arnie in how to stick Penalty Notices on cars!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:442A1EA3.1E3F2F0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > > >
> > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> > >
> > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
> >
> > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural
and
> > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
> > function taken out?
>
> Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.

Or the David Niven Whisky bank!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:442A1EA3.1E3F2F0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > > >
> > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> > >
> > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
> >
> > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural
and
> > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
> > function taken out?
>
> Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.

Or the David Niven Whisky bank!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41F07B8A.7B00A050@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 28 Oct 2004 12:21:15 -0700, anchor0057@yahoo.com (RJH) found
> these
> > unused
> > > > words floating about:
> > > >
> > > > >The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this
> year's
> > > > >Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to split
> the
> > > > >winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
> > > >
> > > > But he fugu the 'secret sauce' and lost anyway.
> > >
> > > Aquatic Terrorists: Suicide Squid!
> > >
> > > Supermarket: Where Clark Kent shops.
> >
> > But where does his girfriend Tesco for her shopping?
>
> I thought that Tess was on Roswell, not Smallville.
>
> Roswell: Where E.T. gets his water.

His mum at breakfast time: "Now E.T. tall up!"

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47ED8C07.8BB923C6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41F07B8A.7B00A050@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 28 Oct 2004 12:21:15 -0700, anchor0057@yahoo.com (RJH) found
> these
> > unused
> > > > words floating about:
> > > >
> > > > >The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this
> year's
> > > > >Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to split
> the
> > > > >winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
> > > >
> > > > But he fugu the 'secret sauce' and lost anyway.
> > >
> > > Aquatic Terrorists: Suicide Squid!
> > >
> > > Supermarket: Where Clark Kent shops.
> >
> > But where does his girfriend Tesco for her shopping?
>
> I thought that Tess was on Roswell, not Smallville.
>
> Roswell: Where E.T. gets his water.

His mum at breakfast time: "Now E.T. tall up!"

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:47ED886A.8BED631A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:442A1EA3.1E3F2F0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > > > >
> > > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> > > >
> > > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
> > >
> > > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural
> and
> > > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
> > > function taken out?
> >
> > Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.
>
> Or the David Niven Whisky bank!

Whisky: Key for a drunken lock?

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:47ED886A.8BED631A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:442A1EA3.1E3F2F0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > > > >
> > > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> > > >
> > > > Ann Archy: Very disorganized woman.
> > >
> > > Disorganised? You mean she's had all her fully differentiated structural
> and
> > > functional units inside her that are specialized for some particular
> > > function taken out?
> >
> > Yes. She was a victim of Larry Niven Organ Bank.
>
> Or the David Niven Whisky bank!

Whisky: Key for a drunken lock?

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40C62AA8.1C13F75D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Cliff Gieseke <cliffgie@swbell.net> wrote in message
> > > news:mTQwc.4607$bg6.2319@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
> > > > Infantry -- baby tree
> > > >
> > > > Geometry -- the tree they used to build the pyramids
> > > >
> > > > Poultry -- the tree that has or had feathers
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Infantry - Baby soldiers.
> > >
> > > Adultry - What they get up to when they've grown up.
> > >
> > > Mechanised Light Infantry: Robot baby soldiers.
> >
> > I hope they don't suffer a Major Defeat, or General Disorder.
> >
> Or receive Corporal Punishment to the Private Parts!

Sergeant Pepper is nothing to be sneezed at.

Drill Sergeant: Officer in the tool army.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40C62AA8.1C13F75D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Cliff Gieseke <cliffgie@swbell.net> wrote in message
> > > news:mTQwc.4607$bg6.2319@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
> > > > Infantry -- baby tree
> > > >
> > > > Geometry -- the tree they used to build the pyramids
> > > >
> > > > Poultry -- the tree that has or had feathers
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Infantry - Baby soldiers.
> > >
> > > Adultry - What they get up to when they've grown up.
> > >
> > > Mechanised Light Infantry: Robot baby soldiers.
> >
> > I hope they don't suffer a Major Defeat, or General Disorder.
> >
> Or receive Corporal Punishment to the Private Parts!

Sergeant Pepper is nothing to be sneezed at.

Drill Sergeant: Officer in the tool army.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42296AEC.D19632F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > news:<B5rWc.270897$a8.238664@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4129AFC7.F6E073B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > > On Mon, 5 Jan 2004 17:22:24 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > > > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > about:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> Kathy wrote:
> > > > > >>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > > > >>> news:si_Jb.309341$Y72.81374@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > > >>>> Sung by a couple of pimps who run a group of girls working at
> > the
> > > > > >>>> top the the Telecomm Tower:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> "High ho! High ho! It's off to work we go . . . . "
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>> Feeling a little flushed, off they go to the johns.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I was loose myself yesterday but I hope to pickup today.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > > It's about time Tundra some work out of you! <G>
> > > > >
> > > > > Icy they have new wipers!
> > > >
> > > > Viper: Snakes used to clean wet windshields.
> > > >
> > > > Viper: Snake price.
> > > >
> > > > Saturn: Car with a ring.
> > > >
> > > Viper: Snake price???
> > >
> > > Sod it! I've adder nough!
> >
> > Subtract: A political document (such as the Communist Manifesto) under
> > water.
> >
> Manny Festo: A guy with a nasty skin condition.
>
> Manny Pesto: A guy with a nasty a pine kernel and herb sauce all over him.
>
> Pine Kernel: A high-ranking Lumberjack.

Manny: Knee of a male adult.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42296AEC.D19632F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > news:<B5rWc.270897$a8.238664@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4129AFC7.F6E073B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > > On Mon, 5 Jan 2004 17:22:24 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > > > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > about:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> Kathy wrote:
> > > > > >>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > > > >>> news:si_Jb.309341$Y72.81374@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > > >>>> Sung by a couple of pimps who run a group of girls working at
> > the
> > > > > >>>> top the the Telecomm Tower:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> "High ho! High ho! It's off to work we go . . . . "
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>> Feeling a little flushed, off they go to the johns.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I was loose myself yesterday but I hope to pickup today.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > > It's about time Tundra some work out of you! <G>
> > > > >
> > > > > Icy they have new wipers!
> > > >
> > > > Viper: Snakes used to clean wet windshields.
> > > >
> > > > Viper: Snake price.
> > > >
> > > > Saturn: Car with a ring.
> > > >
> > > Viper: Snake price???
> > >
> > > Sod it! I've adder nough!
> >
> > Subtract: A political document (such as the Communist Manifesto) under
> > water.
> >
> Manny Festo: A guy with a nasty skin condition.
>
> Manny Pesto: A guy with a nasty a pine kernel and herb sauce all over him.
>
> Pine Kernel: A high-ranking Lumberjack.

Manny: Knee of a male adult.

 

145 days since Bolshevik Revolution Day.

 

145 days since Bolshevik Revolution Day.

 

270 days to Boxing Day.

 

270 days to Boxing Day.

 

Chinese, Japanese: Asian knees.

Embrace: M shaped brace that hugs you.

Fumigate: A gate that deodorizes.

Innocent: A non guilty penny.

Ogre Knight: An Ogre who becomes a knight Ogre night, and thus becomes
an Ogre Knight/Night success.

 

Chinese, Japanese: Asian knees.

Embrace: M shaped brace that hugs you.

Fumigate: A gate that deodorizes.

Innocent: A non guilty penny.

Ogre Knight: An Ogre who becomes a knight Ogre night, and thus becomes
an Ogre Knight/Night success.