15 December Puns

Johnnaishwerner wrote:

> There were too many rabbits in my yard, so I went to the drug store and bought
> some hare remover.

How hare raising!

 

Johnnaishwerner wrote:

> There were too many rabbits in my yard, so I went to the drug store and bought
> some hare remover.

How hare raising!

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECA11E.EA8F5552@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Bratty: Obnoxious tea.
> >
> > Bronco: A bronze making company.
> >
> > Cancer: Knight of tumors.
> >
> > Cannot: Rope ties in a metal container.
> >
> > Canto: Foot digit in a metal container.
>
> Cantabile: Gall in a tin.
>
> Cantor: Big rocky outcrop in a tin.
>
> Glastonbury: Very heavy vitreous soft fruit.

Capacitor: Electrifying mountain top.

Curator: Mountain top that heals people and protects art.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECA11E.EA8F5552@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Bratty: Obnoxious tea.
> >
> > Bronco: A bronze making company.
> >
> > Cancer: Knight of tumors.
> >
> > Cannot: Rope ties in a metal container.
> >
> > Canto: Foot digit in a metal container.
>
> Cantabile: Gall in a tin.
>
> Cantor: Big rocky outcrop in a tin.
>
> Glastonbury: Very heavy vitreous soft fruit.

Capacitor: Electrifying mountain top.

Curator: Mountain top that heals people and protects art.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44891291.22B7363F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Bob Crowley wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:<40DEC5AA.DA71EA39@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > > Concave: Against spelunking.
> > > >
> > > > Content: Against camping.
> > > >
> > > > Contrail: Against hiking.
> > > >
> > > > Contour: Against French bicycle races.
> > > >
> > > > Produce: A supporter of Italian dictator Mussolini.
> > > >
> > > > Protect: Favoring innovation.
> > >
> > > bipartisan - artist with hair parted in the middle
> > >
> > > bicycle - use twice only
> > >
> > > bipolar - compass with north and south
> > >
> > > binary - 2 canaries
> > >
> > > bimetallic - very heavy metal band
> >
> > Biplane: Bisexual flying machine.
>
> Triplane: Aircraft flown by a judge who's always losing his footing.

Footing: 12 inch bell.

Planting: Schematics for a bell.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44891291.22B7363F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Bob Crowley wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:<40DEC5AA.DA71EA39@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > > Concave: Against spelunking.
> > > >
> > > > Content: Against camping.
> > > >
> > > > Contrail: Against hiking.
> > > >
> > > > Contour: Against French bicycle races.
> > > >
> > > > Produce: A supporter of Italian dictator Mussolini.
> > > >
> > > > Protect: Favoring innovation.
> > >
> > > bipartisan - artist with hair parted in the middle
> > >
> > > bicycle - use twice only
> > >
> > > bipolar - compass with north and south
> > >
> > > binary - 2 canaries
> > >
> > > bimetallic - very heavy metal band
> >
> > Biplane: Bisexual flying machine.
>
> Triplane: Aircraft flown by a judge who's always losing his footing.

Footing: 12 inch bell.

Planting: Schematics for a bell.

 

160 days to 9/11.

 

230 days to Thanksgiving.

 

120 days to Nagasaki Day.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4576BD69.FFAE9625@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >
> > > Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 17:52:33 GMT
> > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>
> > > >> Sheila Dundee <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > > >> news:4049eaff$0$31902$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
> > > >>> nemo wrote:
> > > >>>> Palema <palema.04@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > > >>>> news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6081@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
> > > >>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > >>>>>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> > > >>>>>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do
> > > >>>> in>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> So you're his hoe?
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>> He must be a gay blade!
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> Careful. He might rapier!
> > > >>>
> > > >>> I will never foil in love :-(
> > > >>>
> > > >> Aaah. That'll sabre getting pregnant an needing an ?p?e-dural!
> > > >>
> > > > Never happen, battle-axe that she is.
> > >
> > > I'll have you know I can have my pick of men..one even took me to gay
> >
> > > Parry!!
> > > But then he split up with me :-(
> >
> > How did you make out with the gay man named Perry?
>
> Praps she didn't like him because he was a Mason!

Mason: Son born in the 5th month.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4250EB3D.F03E9166@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Censorship: Big boat that suppresses dissent.
> >
>
> Whichssent? Chanel No.5?

Winsor: A flying royal family.

 

105 days since New Year's Eve.

 

155 days since Veteran's Day.

 

210 days since Constitution Day (September 17).

 

240 days to December 10.

 

245 days to my stepdad's 81st birthday.

 

320 days since May 30.

 

105 days to August 2.

 

105 days to 08/08/08.

 

"Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:am9Sj.111636$Ft5.12447
@newsfe15.lga:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:fvb5u4$85a$10@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> "Maxwell" <luv2^fly99@cox.^net> wrote in news:7R8Sj.111620$Ft5.106570
>> @newsfe15.lga:
>>
>>>
>>> "WingFlaps" <Moreflaps@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:fe83d7ef-c469-4d9d-b22e-69e460e71ea1
>> @q27g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>> On Apr 30, 1:20 am, Gig 601Xl Builder <wrgiac...@REMOVEgmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> george wrote:
>>>> > On Apr 29, 9:23 am, Gig 601Xl Builder <wrgiac...@REMOVEgmail.com>
>>>> > wrote:
>>>> >> george wrote: To MX
>>>>
>>>> >>> Fuck off. It can seat 6 or one pilot and 7 sky divers...
>>>> >>> The BD5 can be called a 'tiny little aeroplane'
>>>> >> 182 can seat 6? Really?
>>>>
>>>> > Yup. They call the bench at the back of the cabin kiddie seats..
>>>>
>>>> Interesting, I've been around 182s since I could walk and probably
>>>> before I could walk and I've noticed such a thing.
>>>
>>> The child seats are an option.
>>>
>>> Cheers
>>>
>>> Anyone got a reference on this? It was available on the 150, but I
>> have
>>> never seen anything on a 172 or 82.
>>
>>
>> Yep, me.
>>
>>
>> Silly boi.
>>
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Yeah, but everyone knows you're a liar.
>
>



do they now?




Bertie