"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dave hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >each other and have the beer->>soaked > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dwile flung at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of fling;>>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to understand > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to watch everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can > > > > > > > > > > > > > *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can > > > > > > > > > > > > clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna > > > > > > > > > fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > > > > > >: > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital > > > > > > > to induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous > > > > > > > "Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real > > > > > "BIG". > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get > > > > amorous! > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Trust me - Honest John > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > Pull my finger... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass!
On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dave hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a knitted floor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised to study > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can > > > > > > > > > > > > > clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this > > > > > > > > > > > point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm > > > > > > > > > > gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot > > > > > > > > >on: > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital > > > > > > > > to induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous > > > > > > > > "Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin > > > > > > real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get > > > > > amorous! > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > Pull my finger... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook off some > liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! -- www.alternet.org
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dave hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a knitted floor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised to study > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can > > > > > > > > > > > > > clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this > > > > > > > > > > > point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm > > > > > > > > > > gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot > > > > > > > > >on: > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital > > > > > > > > to induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous > > > > > > > > "Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin > > > > > > real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get > > > > > amorous! > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > Pull my finger... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook off some > liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good source of Iron is nuts. Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks?
On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dave hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0700, pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is probably a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and here and the interested > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >would-be flonker>>is well-advised > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >to study them closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus does>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can*see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this > > > > > > > > > > > > point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is > > > > > > > > > > > a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm > > > > > > > > > > > gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot > > > > > > > > > >on: > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local > > > > > > > > > hospital to induce labor in difficult cases with > > > > > > > > > my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin > > > > > > > real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get > > > > > > amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > Pull my finger... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook off > > some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good source of > Iron is nuts. > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... -- www.defenders.org
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dave hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0700, pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is probably a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and here and the interested > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >would-be flonker>>is well-advised > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >to study them closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus does>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can*see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this > > > > > > > > > > > > point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is > > > > > > > > > > > a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm > > > > > > > > > > > gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot > > > > > > > > > >on: > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local > > > > > > > > > hospital to induce labor in difficult cases with > > > > > > > > > my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin > > > > > > > real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get > > > > > > amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > Pull my finger... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook off > > some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good source of > Iron is nuts. > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All righty then........use soap on them hands.......
On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk, dave hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0700, pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is probably a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is important. The BBC provides > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and here and the interested > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >would-be flonker>>is well-advised > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >to study them closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus does>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can*see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this > > > > > > > > > > > > > point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much > > > > > > > > > > >spot on: > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local > > > > > > > > > > hospital to induce labor in difficult cases with > > > > > > > > > > my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the > > > > > > > > > smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin > > > > > > > > real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get > > > > > > > amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook off > > > some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good source > > of Iron is nuts. > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? -- www.smirkingchimp.com
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On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk, dave hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0700, pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is probably a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is important. The BBC provides > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and here and the interested > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >would-be flonker>>is well-advised > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >to study them closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus does>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can*see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this > > > > > > > > > > > > > point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much > > > > > > > > > > >spot on: > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local > > > > > > > > > > hospital to induce labor in difficult cases with > > > > > > > > > > my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the > > > > > > > > > smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin > > > > > > > > real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get > > > > > > > amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook off > > > some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good source > > of Iron is nuts. > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days on Earth.
On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.f > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is probably a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of flong, an old > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >past tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a knitted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you can*see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this > > > > > > > > > > > > > > point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > > is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much > > > > > > > > > > > >spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local > > > > > > > > > > > hospital to induce labor in difficult cases > > > > > > > > > > > with my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the > > > > > > > > > > smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always > > > > > > > > > yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to > > > > > > > > get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook > > > > off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good source > > > of Iron is nuts. > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days on > Earth. > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? -- www.smirkingchimp.com
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.f > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is probably a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >corruption of flong, an old > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >past tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a knitted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you can*see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this > > > > > > > > > > > > > > point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > > is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much > > > > > > > > > > > >spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local > > > > > > > > > > > hospital to induce labor in difficult cases > > > > > > > > > > > with my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the > > > > > > > > > > smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always > > > > > > > > > yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to > > > > > > > > get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook > > > > off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good source > > > of Iron is nuts. > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days on > Earth. > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die.
On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .f lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each other and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and here and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >study them closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand flonking is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >to watch everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you can*see* me HUMPING YOUR > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can clean the fur off his > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shamus is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty > > > > > > > > > > > > >much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local > > > > > > > > > > > > hospital to induce labor in difficult cases > > > > > > > > > > > > with my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the > > > > > > > > > > > smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always > > > > > > > > > > yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to > > > > > > > > > get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook > > > > > off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good > > > > source of Iron is nuts. > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days on > > Earth. > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > Its usenet what done him in it is... -- www.savewolves.org
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .f lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each other and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonkers here and here and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >study them closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand flonking is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >to watch everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you can*see* me HUMPING YOUR > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can clean the fur off his > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shamus is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty > > > > > > > > > > > > >much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local > > > > > > > > > > > > hospital to induce labor in difficult cases > > > > > > > > > > > > with my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the > > > > > > > > > > > smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always > > > > > > > > > > yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to > > > > > > > > > get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and shook > > > > > off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good > > > > source of Iron is nuts. > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days on > > Earth. > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > Its usenet what done him in it is...? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yip.
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk.f lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.o > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >rg> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each other and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >spit on the Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the interested > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way you can*see* me HUMPING > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can clean the fur off his > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shamus is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty > > > > > > > > > > > > > >much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the > > > > > > > > > > > > > local hospital to induce labor in > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult cases with my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for > > > > > > > > > > > > the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always > > > > > > > > > > > yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen > > > > > > > > > > it needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and > > > > > > shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good > > > > > source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days on > > > Earth. > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Yip. > > Fred Hall: MIA -- www.savewolves.org
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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk.f lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.o > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >rg> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each other and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >spit on the Flemish!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the interested > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way you can*see* me HUMPING > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can clean the fur off his > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shamus is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty > > > > > > > > > > > > > >much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the > > > > > > > > > > > > > local hospital to induce labor in > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult cases with my humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for > > > > > > > > > > > > the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always > > > > > > > > > > > yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen > > > > > > > > > > it needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're > > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and > > > > > > shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good > > > > > source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days on > > > Earth. > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Yip. > Fred Hall: MIA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Better him than me (or you).
In article <20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector>, =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?= <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote: >On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith >with: > >>=20 >> "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... >> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith >> with: >>=20 >> > >> > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... >> > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > bandwith with: >> > >> > > >> > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... >> > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > bandwith with: >> > > >> > > > >> > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... >> > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > > bandwith with: >> > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... >> > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... >> > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message >> > > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... >> > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in messa= >ge >> > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... >> > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 >> > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > message news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... >> > > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 >> > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > > message news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... >> > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 >> > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... >> > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 >> > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote = >in >> > > > > > > > > > > > message >> > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... On >> > > > > > > > > > > > Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500"John \"C\"" >> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious >> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote >> > > > > > > > > > > > > in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... On >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500"John >> > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wr= >ote >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500"John >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.n= >et> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vect >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@ve >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > GMT Aratzio >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flo >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk.f lo nk, dave >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.o >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >rg> wrote: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP IS>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each other and >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dwile flung at >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption of >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >spit on the Flemish!> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. The BBC >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the interested >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >would-be flonker>>is >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them watch >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way you can*see* me HUMPING >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > YOUR LEG. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can clean the fur off his >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this point... >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shamus is a character on Family Guy: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I'm gonna fart real loud! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >much spot on: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that >> > > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality >> > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the >> > > > > > > > > > > > > local hospital to induce labor in >> > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult cases with my humongous"Probe". >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for >> > > > > > > > > > > > the smell. >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... >> > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always >> > > > > > > > > > > yippin real"BIG". >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen >> > > > > > > > > > it needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants >> > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're >> > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > Pull my finger... >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and >> > > > > > shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! >> > > > > > >> > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. 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On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""<honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.f > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk.f lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >.o rg> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.co > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >m> wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each other > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >at them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >of fling;>>and'dwile' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >a knitted floor cloth, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropriate > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >to study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way you can*see* me HUMPING > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so he can clean the fur off > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shamus is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > local hospital to induce labor in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for > > > > > > > > > > > > > the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, > > > > > > > > > > you're toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and > > > > > > > shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good > > > > > > source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days > > > > on Earth. > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Yip. > > > Fred Hall: MIA > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Better him than me (or you). > He was my favorite nutsack... -- www.smirkingchimp.com
On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:34:53 GMT almond@brothers.orgy (Almond) wasted precious bandwith with: > In article <20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector>, > =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f?= <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote: > >On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > >"John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > >with: > > > >>=20 > >> "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > >> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >bandwith> with: > >>=20 > >> > > >> > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > >> > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > >> > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > >> > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > bandwith with: > >> > > >> > > > >> > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >message> > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > >> > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > >> > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > > bandwith with: > >> > > > >> > > > > >> > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >message> > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > >> > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > >> > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > >> > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >message> > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > >> > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > >> > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >precious> > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > >message> > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > >> > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > >> > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >precious> > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > >in message> > > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > >> > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > >> > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >wrote in messa= ge > >> > > > > > > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > >> > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > >> > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > message > >news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector...> > > > > > > > > On Fri, > >19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500> > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > precious > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >wrote in> > > > > > > > > > message > >news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector...> > > > > > > > > > On Thu, > >18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500> > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted> > > > > > > > > > precious > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in> > > > > > > > > > > message > >news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > On > >Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500> > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" > ><honestjohn@centurytel.net>> > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious > >bandwith with:> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote = in > >> > > > > > > > > > > > message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... On > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500"John > >\"C\""> > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >precious> > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote> > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > >On> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500"John > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> > >wasted> > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net> wr= ote > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500"John> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector...> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" > ><snuhwolf@netscape.net>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in > >message> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" > ><snuhwolf@netscape.n= et> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vect> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >-0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "=A7=F1=FChw=A4=A3f" > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > >in> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >news:20071011091956.37d518ea@ve> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > >13:30:15> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > GMT Aratzio > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith > >with:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > >09:16:04> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0400, in > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flo> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nk.f lo nk, dave > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.o> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >rg> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>pms<jda000111@hotmail.com>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >wrote:>>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING > >TOFIGURE OUT> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS > >GROUP IS>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL > >TELL ME> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile > >Flonking?> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams > >take turns to> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance > >around each other and> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>have the beer->>soaked> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>dwile flung at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>them.>>>>'Flonk' is> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>probably a corruption of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>flong, an old past tense of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>knitted floor cloth, from> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>the Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>spit on the Flemish!>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>>Appropriate and seasonal> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dress is important. The BBC> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>seasoned flonkers here and> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and the interested> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>would-be flonker>>is> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>well-advised to study them> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>understand flonking is to> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>watch everything Mimus> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>does>and mimic it.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them watch > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way you can*see* me HUMPING > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > YOUR LEG. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush > >so> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can clean the fur off > >his> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my > >cock> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal > >at> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this point... > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shamus is a character on Family > >Guy:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't > >like> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I'm gonna fart real loud! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > >pretty> > > > > > > > > > > > > >much spot on: > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > local hospital to induce labor in > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult cases with my > >humongous"Probe".> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > >> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for > >> > > > > > > > > > > > the smell. > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > >> > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > >> > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > >always> > > > > > > > > > > yippin real"BIG". > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > >oxygen> > > > > > > > > > it needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey > >wants> > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, > >you're> > > > > > > > > toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > >> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > >> > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > Pull my finger... > >> > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and > >> > > > > > shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good > >> > > > > source of Iron is nuts. > >> > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > >> > > > > > >> > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > >> > > > > >> > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days > >on> > > Earth. > >> > > > >> > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > >> > > >> Its usenet what done him in it is...? > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >> Yip. > >>=20 > >>=20 > >Fred Hall: MIA > > Oh, that precious bandwidth on text groups... > News Maestro could be used by SMAPPERS! 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On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""<honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.f > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lo nk.f lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >.o rg> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.co > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >m> wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >WHT THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dance around each other > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and have the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >beer->>soaked dwile flung > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >at them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >of fling;>>and'dwile' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >a knitted floor cloth, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I spit > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropriate > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >to study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way you can*see* me HUMPING > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so he can clean the fur off > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shamus is a character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > local hospital to induce labor in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for > > > > > > > > > > > > > the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, > > > > > > > > > > you're toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and > > > > > > > shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and trim! > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a good > > > > > > source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days > > > > on Earth. > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Yip. > > > Fred Hall: MIA > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Better him than me (or you). > He was my favorite nutsack... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will.
On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Thu, 11 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""<hone > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518e > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .f lo nk.f lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0o > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ks.o rg> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >co m> wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flonking?>>Two teams > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >of flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropriate > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* me > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > local hospital to induce labor in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, > > > > > > > > > > > you're toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and > > > > > > > > shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days > > > > > on Earth. > > > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Yip. > > > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Better him than me (or you). > > > He was my favorite nutsack... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > What good is a DRY sack??? -- www.ivaw.org
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Thu, 11 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:25:29-0500"John\"C\""<hone > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518e > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 13:30:15 GMT Aratzio > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 09:16:04-0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .f lo nk.f lo nk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >15:47:57-0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0o > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ks.o rg> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >12:38:49-0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >co m> wrote:>>>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flonking?>>Two teams > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >take turns to dance > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >around each other and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them.>>>>'Flonk' is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >probably a corruption > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >of flong, an old past > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >tense of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >fling;>>and'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >from the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>>>I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >spit on the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish!>>>Appropriate > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them closely.>>The best > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >way to understand > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* me > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it I'm gonna fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > local hospital to induce labor in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, > > > > > > > > > > > you're toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants and > > > > > > > > shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final days > > > > > on Earth. > > > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Yip. > > > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Better him than me (or you). > > > He was my favorite nutsack... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > What good is a DRY sack??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Put it in your "Hope Chest".
On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:47:21 -0600 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071031084918.3bad7321@vector... > On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:55:35 -0600 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071030083510.584928d0@vector... > > On Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:02:34 -0600 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071029083359.3df6b8c7@vector... > > > On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:07:04 -0600 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071028090154.00bbfc85@vector... > > > > On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:54:34 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071027090959.64f5dc20@vector... > > > > > On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:27:20 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071026085420.772dd679@vector... > > > > > > On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:09:47 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071025090228.54488ab2@vector... > > > > > > > On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:51:58 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071024094317.35fee941@vector... > > > > > > > > On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:10:08 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071023090425.079e93bf@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500"John \"C\"" > > > > > > > > > > > > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... On > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500"John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \"C\""<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centuryte > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > l.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@century > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te l.net> wasted precious bandwith > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vect > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -0500"John\"C\""<honestjohn@centu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ry te l.net> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@ve > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ct or... On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 15:31:12-0500"John\"C\""<honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > john@centu ry te l.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ve ct or... On Fri, 12 Oct > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2007 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:47:16-0500"John\"C\""<hone > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > st john@centu ry te l.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in message > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a@ ve ct or... 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The BBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >them closely.>>The > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >best way to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >ee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That way you can*see* me > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush so he can clean the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that Shamus is a character on > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like it I'm gonna fart real > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pretty much spot on: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that lab-quality > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the local hospital to induce labor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in difficult cases with my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humongous"Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always yippin real"BIG". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen it > > > > > > > > > > > > > needs!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I > > > > > > > > > > > > > only wear that mask when the wifey wants > > > > > > > > > > > > > to get amorous! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, > > > > > > > > > > > > you're toast.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > Trust me - Honest John > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pull my finger... > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > After you just took your hand out of your pants > > > > > > > > > and shook off some liquid stuff, Naaaah, I'll > > > > > > > > > pass! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was a tapeworm segment. It keeps me slim and > > > > > > > > trim!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Tapeworms deplete Iron out of the body, however, a > > > > > > > > good source of Iron is nuts. > > > > > > > > Is that why you are fascinated by nutsacks? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah....yeah...thats totally it... > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > All righty then........use soap on them hands....... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why? Are you gonna offer up your nutsack? > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > I wouldn't want to make Old Fred jealous in his final > > > > > > days on Earth. > > > > > > > > > > > Where *is* Fred Hall these days? > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > Lingering in a Nursing Home, waiting to die. > > > > > > > > > Its usenet what done him in it is...? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Yip. > > > > > > > Fred Hall: MIA > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Better him than me (or you). > > > > > He was my favorite nutsack... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Maybe he will leave "it" to you in his will. > > > What good is a DRY sack??? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Put it in your "Hope Chest". > Claim its a holy SACKrament and sell it to the smithsonian... -- www.smirkingchimp.com
