> -- > Steve Leyland > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > ====================================================================== > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > ====================================================================== that is poetry, you are a muse steve of the higest order and i bow to you.. hk ps nice to see ya
> > unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > -- > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj > tickles ya , licks ya face from your chin to the top of your head. how ya going Dave? hk
In article <1192188040.026615.229260@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com wrote: > > > > Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead. > > > > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and > market a plush toy of you. > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs > cyberfrlonkingmimus. > > i am onto something i tell ya. stalking the wild mimu arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
pms wrote: > > IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > WHAT I FOUND: > > What IS Dwile Flonking? > Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > soaked dwile flung at them. > > 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling; > and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish 'dweil'. > > Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos > of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be flonker > is well-advised to study them closely. The flonk that can be posted about is not the true flonk.
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:56:00 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated: > >"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >news:aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com... >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> bloviated: >> >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: >>> >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>> >>>> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus >>>> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >>>> > >>>> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com> >>>> >wrote:> >>>> >>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >>>> >>> >>>> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >>>> >>> >>>> >>>WHAT I FOUND: >>>> >>> >>>> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >>>> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the >>>> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. >>>> >>> >>>> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of >>>> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish >>>> >'dweil'.>> >>>> >> >>>> >>I spit on the Flemish! >>>> >> >>>> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides >>>> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested >>>> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely. >>>> >> >>>> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus >>>> >does>and mimic it. >>>> > >>>> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! >>>> >>>> Dimmy, is that you? >>> >>>Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. >>> >>>FYI >>>HTH >>>HAND >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. > >Were you dropped on your stoopid head at birth, Ratty??? > That folks is Piggy. One of the *core* soc.fr00t posters. Well respected for his writings, including the masterpiece of introspection "Dialogs with Shorty, My Penis" and his classic musical attack upon the medical establishment "Gimme Back My Balls". His most famous monograph, of course, was the psychologically chilling "I Hate My Mommy Because She Cut Off My Foreskin". A dedicated researcher of anything written by anyone else he believes supports his case that "Mommy was EVIL" Mr Piggy will copy-n-paste any old tripe. This places him in high esteem within the ranks of the soc.fr00ts, since he gives the appearance of having a slight amount of literacy. As you can also see Mr. Piggy is well versed in the incoherent burbling and manic frothing in which the more educated and refined of the soc.ft00t posters engage. I've taken the opportunity to open a dialog with the soc.fr00ts so that we might discuss the finer points of Mr. Piggy's style and wit.
On Oct 12, 9:31 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote: > In article <1192188040.026615.229...@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, > > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote: > > > > Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead. > > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and > > market a plush toy of you. > > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs > > cyberfrlonkingmimus. > > > i am onto something i tell ya. > > stalking the wild mimu walking the wild mimu > arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned > from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins > sacramento - political pigsty of the western world my fist cascade back, i could just kiss you pucker up baby
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:50:02 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com bloviated: >On Oct 12, 9:31 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des >anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> In article <1192188040.026615.229...@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, >> >> psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote: >> >> > > Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead. >> >> > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and >> > market a plush toy of you. >> > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs >> > cyberfrlonkingmimus. >> >> > i am onto something i tell ya. >> >> stalking the wild mimu >walking the wild mimu dunking the wild mimu
"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message news:m1uug35efjqv1ejrqa5c7igt1kfalngdf3@4ax.com... > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:56:00 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP" > <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated: > >> >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>news:aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com... >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >>> bloviated: >>> >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT >>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: >>>> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus >>>>> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >>>>> > >>>>> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com> >>>>> >wrote:> >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>WHAT I FOUND: >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >>>>> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the >>>>> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of >>>>> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish >>>>> >'dweil'.>> >>>>> >> >>>>> >>I spit on the Flemish! >>>>> >> >>>>> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides >>>>> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested >>>>> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely. >>>>> >> >>>>> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus >>>>> >does>and mimic it. >>>>> > >>>>> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! >>>>> >>>>> Dimmy, is that you? >>>> >>>>Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. >>>> >>>>FYI >>>>HTH >>>>HAND >>> >>> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. >> >>Were you dropped on your stoopid head at birth, Ratty??? >> > > That folks is Piggy. One of the *core* soc.fr00t posters. Well > respected for his writings, including the masterpiece of introspection > "Dialogs with Shorty, My Penis" and his classic musical attack upon > the medical establishment "Gimme Back My Balls". His most famous > monograph, of course, was the psychologically chilling "I Hate My > Mommy Because She Cut Off My Foreskin". > > A dedicated researcher of anything written by anyone else he believes > supports his case that "Mommy was EVIL" Mr Piggy will copy-n-paste any > old tripe. This places him in high esteem within the ranks of the > soc.fr00ts, since he gives the appearance of having a slight amount of > literacy. As you can also see Mr. Piggy is well versed in the > incoherent burbling and manic frothing in which the more educated and > refined of the soc.ft00t posters engage. > > I've taken the opportunity to open a dialog with the soc.fr00ts so > that we might discuss the finer points of Mr. Piggy's style and wit. Did you write that all by your little self, Mr Fr00tcake..or did AnUs help you?
On 12 Okt, 03:25, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote: > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:25 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, > mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges > <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for writing: > > > > > > >In article <cMadnYdRcrWCXZPanZ2dnUVZ_u-un...@giganews.com>, > > mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:22:32 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten > >> tomys des anges wrote: > > >> > In article <iN-dnQmhmvjILJPanZ2dnUVZ_tLin...@giganews.com>, > >> > mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:59:53 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: > > >> >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:07:32 -0400, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> > >> >> > wrote: > > >> >> >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: > > >> >> >>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> > >> >> >>> wrote: > > >> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > >> >> >>>>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > >> >> >>>>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > >> >> >>>>>WHAT I FOUND: > > >> >> >>>>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >> >>>>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > >> >> >>>>>soaked dwile flung at them. > > >> >> >>>>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling; > >> >> >>>>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish 'dweil'. > > >> >> >>>>I spit on the Flemish! > > >> >> >>>>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos > >> >> >>>>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be flonker > >> >> >>>>>is well-advised to study them closely. > > >> >> >>>>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus does > >> >> >>>>and mimic it. > > >> >> >>> unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > >> >> >>You're retired, Hillstrom, "emeritus", face it, you'll never get it back. > > >> >> >>Call-in radio at best. > > >> >> > ive been emeritus for YEARS. so have YOU. neener. > > >> >> Am I on the air? > > >> > is this mike live? > > >> Good evening, from the alt.* hierarchy. > > >> Tonight we're going out into the crowd, and seeing what's on our readers' > >> minds. > > >scalps > >floppy hats > >berets > > These are a few of my favorite things. > The sound of music
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:20:40 -0700, psykoexgirlfriend wrote: >> Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead. > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and > market a plush toy of you. > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs > cyberfrlonkingmimus. > > i am onto something i tell ya. I find this thread verging even further on the edge of the objectionable. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 I wonder what I have been up to. < _Beyond Apollo_
In article <1192197002.097822.169230@e34g2000pro.googlegroups.com>, psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com wrote: > On Oct 12, 9:31 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des > anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > In article <1192188040.026615.229...@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, > > > > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com wrote: > > > > > > Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead. > > > > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and > > > market a plush toy of you. > > > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs > > > cyberfrlonkingmimus. > > > > > i am onto something i tell ya. > > > > stalking the wild mimu > walking the wild mimu hawking the wild mimu arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:58:49 +0930, Affinity wrote: > pms wrote: > >> IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >> >> NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> >> WHAT I FOUND: >> >> What IS Dwile Flonking? >> Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- >> soaked dwile flung at them. >> >> 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling; >> and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish 'dweil'. >> >> Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos >> of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be flonker >> is well-advised to study them closely. > > The flonk that can be posted about is not the true flonk. Chinese Nominalism alert. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 I am a Shing. All Shing are liars. Am I, then, a Shing lying to you, in which case of course I am not a Shing, but a non-Shing, lying? Or is it a lie that all Shing lie? But I am a Shing, truly; and truly I lie. < _City of Illusions_
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:51:40 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "MCP" <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated: > >"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >news:m1uug35efjqv1ejrqa5c7igt1kfalngdf3@4ax.com... >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:56:00 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP" >> <gf010w5035@blueyonder.co.uk> bloviated: >> >>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>news:aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com... >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >>>> bloviated: >>>> >>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: >>>>> >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus >>>>>> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >>>>>> > >>>>>> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com> >>>>>> >wrote:> >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>WHAT I FOUND: >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >>>>>> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the >>>>>> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of >>>>>> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish >>>>>> >'dweil'.>> >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >>I spit on the Flemish! >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides >>>>>> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested >>>>>> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely. >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus >>>>>> >does>and mimic it. >>>>>> > >>>>>> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! >>>>>> >>>>>> Dimmy, is that you? >>>>> >>>>>Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. >>>>> >>>>>FYI >>>>>HTH >>>>>HAND >>>> >>>> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. >>> >>>Were you dropped on your stoopid head at birth, Ratty??? >>> >> >> That folks is Piggy. One of the *core* soc.fr00t posters. Well >> respected for his writings, including the masterpiece of introspection >> "Dialogs with Shorty, My Penis" and his classic musical attack upon >> the medical establishment "Gimme Back My Balls". His most famous >> monograph, of course, was the psychologically chilling "I Hate My >> Mommy Because She Cut Off My Foreskin". >> >> A dedicated researcher of anything written by anyone else he believes >> supports his case that "Mommy was EVIL" Mr Piggy will copy-n-paste any >> old tripe. This places him in high esteem within the ranks of the >> soc.fr00ts, since he gives the appearance of having a slight amount of >> literacy. As you can also see Mr. Piggy is well versed in the >> incoherent burbling and manic frothing in which the more educated and >> refined of the soc.ft00t posters engage. >> >> I've taken the opportunity to open a dialog with the soc.fr00ts so >> that we might discuss the finer points of Mr. Piggy's style and wit. > >Did you write that all by your little self, Mr Fr00tcake..or did AnUs help >you? > No, Jade is a much more creative writer than I am. I know the concept of writing as a creative venture boggles your simple mind, Piggy. But I must ask you, where do you suppose those articles you cut-n-paste come from? Thinking persons write them, drawing from a multiplicity of sources that create a gestalt of thought from which words are formed and placed into a written format. I do understand this is a process quite foreign to you and the soc.fr00ts at large, but I felt it needed to be explained in hopes that you could all grow from the experience. Please put that back, when I said grow, I did not mean that, now zip it up, that's a good boy.
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:02:52 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated: >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:20:40 -0700, psykoexgirlfriend wrote: > >>> Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead. >> >> oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and >> market a plush toy of you. >> the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs >> cyberfrlonkingmimus. >> >> i am onto something i tell ya. > >I find this thread verging even further on the edge of the objectionable. I wonder if we take Minus to one of those make-a-bear places if they will fill him for us.
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:14:24 +0000, Aratzio wrote: > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:02:52 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, mimus > <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> bloviated: > >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:20:40 -0700, psykoexgirlfriend wrote: >> >>>> Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead. >>> >>> oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make and >>> market a plush toy of you. >>> the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs >>> cyberfrlonkingmimus. >>> >>> i am onto something i tell ya. >> >>I find this thread verging even further on the edge of the objectionable. > > I wonder if we take Minus to one of those make-a-bear places if they > will fill him for us. "Make-a-bear places"? you mean a taxidermist's? -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > > with: > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > >>> > > > >>> > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > >>> > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > >>> > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > >>> > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have > > > >the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > >>> > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > > > >tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > >> > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > >> > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them > > > >closely.> > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything > > > >Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR > > LEG. > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off his > trousers! > And the splinters out of my cock apparently -- www.savewolves.org
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > > >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > >> > >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >> > > >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> >>> > >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> >>> > >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: > >> >>> > >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the > >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > >> >>> > >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense > >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the > >Flemish> >'dweil'.>> > >> >> > >> >>I spit on the Flemish! > >> >> > >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the > >interested> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them > >closely.> >> > >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything > >Mimus> >does>and mimic it. > >> > > >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > >> > >> Dimmy, is that you? > > > >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR > >LEG. > > > >FYI > >HTH > >HAND > > I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. OMG! Now I'm all sad -- www.unsecureflight.com
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:18:46 -0400 "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:mair_fheal-0D2E3A.13144611102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.ne > t... > > In article <f4vPi.346$5c.42@bignews1.bellsouth.net>, > > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote: > > > >> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message > >> news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net... > >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote: > >> > > >> >> > >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message > >> >> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com... > >> >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in > >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair > >fheal> >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> > >bloviated:> >>> > >> >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>, > >> >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >> >>>> > >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in > >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair > >fheal> >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> > >bloviated:> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>, > >> >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >> >>>>> > > >> >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in > >> >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand > >mair fheal> >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges > ><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> >In article > ><aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,> >>>>> >> > Aratzio > ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:> >>>>> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in > >> >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> >>>>> >> >> bloviated: > >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > >> >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > >bandwith> >>>>> >> >> >with: > >> >>>>> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > >> >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > >hillstrom> >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > >> >>>>> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > >> >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >> >>>>> >> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each > >other and > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>have > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an > >old past> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, > >from the> >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. > >The BBC> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and > >the> >>>>> >> >> >> >interested > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them > >closely.> >>>>> >> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to > >watch > >>>>> >> >> >> >>everything > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it. > >> >>>>> >> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > >> >>>>> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? > >> >>>>> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > >HUMPING > >>>>> >> >> >YOUR > >> >>>>> >> >> >LEG. > >> >>>>> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >FYI > >> >>>>> >> >> >HTH > >> >>>>> >> >> >HAND > >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. > >> >>>>> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer > >> >>>>> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson > >> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> So am I the govenor? > >> >>>>> > > >> >>>>> >depends > >> >>>>> > > >> >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls? > >> >>>>> > > >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me? > >> >>>> > >> >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank > >> >>>>that smells badly > >> >>>> > >> >>> > >> >>> Nose in need of calibration? > >> >> > >> >> <pops corn> > >> >> > >> >> <pulls up chair> > >> >> > >> >> <sells tickets> > >> >> > >> >> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose? > >> > > >> > Shirley you jest? > >> > > >> > >> <sigh> > >> > >> <looks innocent> > >> > >> Why yes...I am. > > > > hi jest > > how ya doing > > Hello! > > I have been jesting since the day I was born. > Ive just been pooping... > Funny innit. > It can be...depends on the size mostly...texture, etc... -- alternet.org
In article <x8udnah6hb_qE5LanZ2dnUVZ_uLinZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:58:49 +0930, Affinity wrote: > > > pms wrote: > > > >> IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> > >> NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> > >> WHAT I FOUND: > >> > >> What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > >> soaked dwile flung at them. > >> > >> 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling; > >> and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish 'dweil'. > >> > >> Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos > >> of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be flonker > >> is well-advised to study them closely. > > > > The flonk that can be posted about is not the true flonk. > > Chinese Nominalism alert. if you meet the flonk on the road pink flamingoes eat shellfish arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:51:55 GMT Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:18:49 -0600, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:30:32 -0700 > >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:01:31 +0100, in the land of > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland" > >> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> got double > >secret> probation for writing: > >> > >> >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being > >called> >pms stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to > >usenet:> > > >> >: On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >> >: : On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > >> ><jda000...@hotmail.com>: : wrote: > >> >: : > >> >: : : IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> >: : > >> >: : : NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> >: : > >> >: : : WHAT I FOUND: > >> >: : > >> >: : : What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >: : : Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have > >> >the beer-: : : soaked dwile flung at them. > >> >: : > >> >: : : 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > >> >tense of: : : fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, > >from> >the Flemish: : : 'dweil'. > >> >: : > >> >: : I spit on the Flemish! > >> >: : > >> >: : : Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > >> >provides: : : photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and > >the> >interested: : : would-be flonker is well-advised to study > >them> >closely.: : > >> >: : The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything > >> >Mimus: : does and mimic it. > >> >: : > >> >: : Jade- > >> >: > >> >: http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > >> >: > >> >: I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and > >> >ordinary: people. > >> > > >> >there are ordinary people here? > >> > >> Ordinarily no. > >> > >Its all about LEG HUMPING. > >Alow me to demonstrate on aratz...for the next *month*. > >Mheh. > > Ordinarily I'd ask what the fuck you just mumbled. I could never hump a disadvantaged legless man.... You know reading this flonk thread is alot like smoking pot...without actually smoking pot... -- www.truthout.org
