Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : -- : : Steve Leyland : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) : : : ====================================================================== : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of : : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent : : reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the : : screen in vile green rivulets." : : : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa : : ====================================================================== : : : that is poetry, you are a muse steve of the higest order and i bow to : you.. dontcha just love it when fanbois rant like that? <pervs at cleavage as hk bows> : : : hk : : ps nice to see ya likewise!!!1! and where teh fuck have you been all this time, hmmmm? -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples. - Ralph Waldo Emerson ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow.
"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:LKSdnfnePrmvKZPanZ2dnUVZ_qCgnZ2d@giganews.com... > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:56:53 -0400, Daedalus wrote: > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:51:03 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> > > wrote: > > > >>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message > >>news:vuqsg31j2oef6l4h76toima0he4277gjlm@4ax.com... > >> > >>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> > >>> wrote: > >>> > >>>>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message > >>>>news:a0bqg3dhrcjae08snqiti4jb67ujlgo2dh@4ax.com... > >>>> > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com> > >>>>> wrote: > >>>>> > >>>>>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >>>>>> > >>>>>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >>>>>> > >>>>>>WHAT I FOUND: > >>>>>> > >>>>>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >>>>>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > >>>>>>soaked dwile flung at them. > >>>>>> > >>>>>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of > >>>>>>fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > >>>>>>'dweil'. > >>>>> > >>>>> I spit on the Flemish! > >>>> > >>>>I spit phlemish! > >>>> > >>>>>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos > >>>>>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be > >>>>>>flonker is well-advised to study them closely. > >>>>> > >>>>> The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus > >>>>> does and mimic it. > >>>> > >>>>But...but mimus spends too much time outside and gets brainburns. > >>> > >>> Is that why he wears a floppy hat indoors? > >> > >><looks closely at mimus> > >> > >>Isn't that his ears? ... ;o} > > > > At least it isn't his lips. > > I find the tenor of this thread to verge on the objectionable. > > There _are_ _no_ floppy things on my head. Including hair? Smee > > -- > tinmimus99@hotmail.com > > smeeter 11 or maybe 12 > > mp 10 > > mhm 29x13 > > "It's a Boo--!" > > < _The Hunting of the Snark_ > >
"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in message news:fejslc$qvj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called pms > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > : On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > : : On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> > : : wrote: > : : > : : : IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > : : > : : : NOBODY WILL TELL ME > : : > : : : WHAT I FOUND: > : : > : : : What IS Dwile Flonking? > : : : Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > : : : soaked dwile flung at them. > : : > : : : 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of > : : : fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > : : : 'dweil'. > : : > : : I spit on the Flemish! > : : > : : : Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides > : : : photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested > : : : would-be flonker is well-advised to study them closely. > : : > : : The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus > : : does and mimic it. > : : > : : Jade- > : > : http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > : > : I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and ordinary > : people. > > there are ordinary people here? Damn, they're getting out of the pitt again! Someone please close the stoopid trap door already! Smee > > -- > Steve Leyland > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > > A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. > ====================================================================== > "Warning to all: > Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the > muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past > UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > ====================================================================== > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > ====================================================================== > "I went to the Garden of Love, > And saw what I never had seen; > A Chapel was built in the midst, > Where I used to play on the green. > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > So I turned to the Garden of Love > That so many sweet flowers bore. > > And I saw it was filled with graves, > And tombstones where flowers should be; > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > And binding with briars my joys and desires." > > William Blake. > ====================================================================== > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > article 19. > ====================================================================== > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > > Native American prophecy > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > > meow. > >
"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message newsvuPi.329$5c.233@bignews1.bellsouth.net... > > "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message > news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com... > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal > > greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: > > > >>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>, > >> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >> > >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in > >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal > >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: > >>> > >>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>, > >>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >>> > > >>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in > >>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal > >>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: > >>> >> > >>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>, > >>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >>> >> > > >>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in > >>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >>> >> >> bloviated: > >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > >>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > >>> >> >> > > >>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > >>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > >>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > >>> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > >>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >>> >> >> >> > > >>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > >>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com> > >>> >> >> >> >wrote:> > >>> >> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >>> >> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >>> >> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: > >>> >> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the > >>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > >>> >> >> >> >>> > >>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense > >>> >> >> >> >>>of > >>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > >>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>> > >>> >> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! > >>> >> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > >>> >> >> >> >>>provides > >>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested > >>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely. > >>> >> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything > >>> >> >> >> >>Mimus > >>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it. > >>> >> >> >> > > >>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > >>> >> >> >> > >>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? > >>> >> >> > > >>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR > >>> >> >> >LEG. > >>> >> >> > > >>> >> >> >FYI > >>> >> >> >HTH > >>> >> >> >HAND > >>> >> >> > >>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. > >>> >> > > >>> >> >a silly millimeter longer > >>> >> > > >>> >> >give my regards to benson > >>> >> > >>> >> So am I the govenor? > >>> > > >>> >depends > >>> > > >>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls? > >>> > > >>> > >>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me? > >> > >>the flonk is a pretty tank > >>that smells badly > >> > > > > Nose in need of calibration? > > <pops corn> > > <pulls up chair> > > <sells tickets> > > Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose? <pulls up chair beside Shirley <makes change> <adds butter and salt to popcorn> Where's the referee? Smee > >
In article <p5ZPi.6181$oA2.2220@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com>, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:LKSdnfnePrmvKZPanZ2dnUVZ_qCgnZ2d@giganews.com... > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:56:53 -0400, Daedalus wrote: > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:51:03 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> > > > wrote: > > > > > >>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message > > >>news:vuqsg31j2oef6l4h76toima0he4277gjlm@4ax.com... > > >> > > >>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> > > >>> wrote: > > >>> > > >>>>"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message > > >>>>news:a0bqg3dhrcjae08snqiti4jb67ujlgo2dh@4ax.com... > > >>>> > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com> > > >>>>> wrote: > > >>>>> > > >>>>>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>>WHAT I FOUND: > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > >>>>>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > > >>>>>>soaked dwile flung at them. > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of > > >>>>>>fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > > >>>>>>'dweil'. > > >>>>> > > >>>>> I spit on the Flemish! > > >>>> > > >>>>I spit phlemish! > > >>>> > > >>>>>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos > > >>>>>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be > > >>>>>>flonker is well-advised to study them closely. > > >>>>> > > >>>>> The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus > > >>>>> does and mimic it. > > >>>> > > >>>>But...but mimus spends too much time outside and gets brainburns. > > >>> > > >>> Is that why he wears a floppy hat indoors? > > >> > > >><looks closely at mimus> > > >> > > >>Isn't that his ears? ... ;o} > > > > > > At least it isn't his lips. > > > > I find the tenor of this thread to verge on the objectionable. > > > > There _are_ _no_ floppy things on my head. > > Including hair? its a floppy toppy arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
On 13 Okt, 10:17, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote: > In article <p5ZPi.6181$oA2.2...@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com>, > > > > > > <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > > "mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > >news:LKSdnfnePrmvKZPanZ2dnUVZ_qCgnZ2d@giganews.com... > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:56:53 -0400, Daedalus wrote: > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:51:03 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> > > > > wrote: > > > > >>"Daedalus" <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message > > > >>news:vuqsg31j2oef6l4h76toima0he4277gjlm@4ax.com... > > > > >>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:38 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> > > > >>> wrote: > > > > >>>>"Daedalus" <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message > > > >>>>news:a0bqg3dhrcjae08snqiti4jb67ujlgo2dh@4ax.com... > > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> > > > >>>>> wrote: > > > > >>>>>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > >>>>>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > >>>>>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > >>>>>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > >>>>>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > > > >>>>>>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > >>>>>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of > > > >>>>>>fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > > > >>>>>>'dweil'. > > > > >>>>> I spit on the Flemish! > > > > >>>>I spit phlemish! > > > > >>>>>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos > > > >>>>>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be > > > >>>>>>flonker is well-advised to study them closely. > > > > >>>>> The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus > > > >>>>> does and mimic it. > > > > >>>>But...but mimus spends too much time outside and gets brainburns. > > > > >>> Is that why he wears a floppy hat indoors? > > > > >><looks closely at mimus> > > > > >>Isn't that his ears? ... ;o} > > > > > At least it isn't his lips. > > > > I find the tenor of this thread to verge on the objectionable. > > > > There _are_ _no_ floppy things on my head. > > > Including hair? > > its a floppy toppy, arf meow arf - Thanks to all of you in this tread. I understand what FLONKING is. Its like switching of your brain and write without thinking
In article <1192263995.176125.93430@q3g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, JeanneDArc~ <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote: > On 13 Okt, 10:17, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges > <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > In article <p5ZPi.6181$oA2.2...@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com>, > > > > > > > > > > > > <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > > > "mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > >news:LKSdnfnePrmvKZPanZ2dnUVZ_qCgnZ2d@giganews.com... > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:56:53 -0400, Daedalus wrote: > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:51:03 -0400, "Shirley" > > > > > <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > >>"Daedalus" <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message > > > > >>news:vuqsg31j2oef6l4h76toima0he4277gjlm@4ax.com... > > > > > > >>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:38 -0400, "Shirley" > > > > >>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> > > > > >>> wrote: > > > > > > >>>>"Daedalus" <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message > > > > >>>>news:a0bqg3dhrcjae08snqiti4jb67ujlgo2dh@4ax.com... > > > > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> > > > > >>>>> wrote: > > > > > > >>>>>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > >>>>>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > >>>>>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > >>>>>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > >>>>>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the > > > > >>>>>>beer- > > > > >>>>>>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > >>>>>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of > > > > >>>>>>fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > > > > >>>>>>'dweil'. > > > > > > >>>>> I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > >>>>I spit phlemish! > > > > > > >>>>>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides > > > > >>>>>>photos > > > > >>>>>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be > > > > >>>>>>flonker is well-advised to study them closely. > > > > > > >>>>> The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus > > > > >>>>> does and mimic it. > > > > > > >>>>But...but mimus spends too much time outside and gets brainburns. > > > > > > >>> Is that why he wears a floppy hat indoors? > > > > > > >><looks closely at mimus> > > > > > > >>Isn't that his ears? ... ;o} > > > > > > > At least it isn't his lips. > > > > > > I find the tenor of this thread to verge on the objectionable. > > > > > > There _are_ _no_ floppy things on my head. > > > > > Including hair? > > > > its a floppy toppy, arf meow arf - > > Thanks to all of you in this tread. I understand what FLONKING is. > Its like switching of your brain and write without thinking you just burn me up arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:58:58 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:58:55 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal >greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote: > >>In article <tf8sg3taiof5d4ujhluf4toiphc9hnbhnh@4ax.com>, >> dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >> >>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> >>> wrote: >>> >>> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote: >>> > >>> >> >>> >> >>> >>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >>> >> >>> >>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >>> >> >>> >>WHAT I FOUND: >>> >> >>> >>What IS Dwile Flonking? >>> >>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- >>> >>soaked dwile flung at them. >>> >> >>> >>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling; >>> >>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish 'dweil'. >>> >> >>> > >>> >I spit on the Flemish! >>> > >>> >>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos >>> >>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be flonker >>> >>is well-advised to study them closely. >>> > >>> >The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus does >>> >and mimic it. >>> >>> unless im posting a lot. them watch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! >> >>what is the sound of one hand flonking > >pretty much the same as two hands flonking. but quieter, kook! [Vf vg gehr lbh nccyvrq gb n cbfvgvba ba gur Ovt 8 Znantrzrag Obneq?] and how did the mead turn out? -- Bob Officer COOSN-266-06-01986 Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:35:06 GMT Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:25:35 -0600, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > > >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:51:55 GMT > >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:18:49 -0600, in > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > >> > >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:30:32 -0700 > >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > >with:> > > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:01:31 +0100, in the land of > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Steve Leyland" > >> >> <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> got double > >> >secret> probation for writing: > >> >> > >> >> >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being > >> >called> >pms stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to > >> >usenet:> > > >> >> >: On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >> >> >: : On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > >> >> ><jda000...@hotmail.com>: : wrote: > >> >> >: : > >> >> >: : : IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> >> >: : > >> >> >: : : NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> >> >: : > >> >> >: : : WHAT I FOUND: > >> >> >: : > >> >> >: : : What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >> >: : : Two teams take turns to dance around each other and > >have> >> >the beer-: : : soaked dwile flung at them. > >> >> >: : > >> >> >: : : 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old > >past> >> >tense of: : : fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor > >cloth,> >from> >the Flemish: : : 'dweil'. > >> >> >: : > >> >> >: : I spit on the Flemish! > >> >> >: : > >> >> >: : : Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > >> >> >provides: : : photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and > >> >the> >interested: : : would-be flonker is well-advised to > >study> >them> >closely.: : > >> >> >: : The best way to understand flonking is to watch > >everything> >> >Mimus: : does and mimic it. > >> >> >: : > >> >> >: : Jade- > >> >> >: > >> >> >: http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > >> >> >: > >> >> >: I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers > >and> >> >ordinary: people. > >> >> > > >> >> >there are ordinary people here? > >> >> > >> >> Ordinarily no. > >> >> > >> >Its all about LEG HUMPING. > >> >Alow me to demonstrate on aratz...for the next *month*. > >> >Mheh. > >> > >> Ordinarily I'd ask what the fuck you just mumbled. > > > > > >I could never hump a disadvantaged legless man.... > > > >You know reading this flonk thread is alot like smoking > >pot...without actually smoking pot... > > Just think if they colorized it. AWESOME! I wonder if I can set this to colorize quotes...
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:34:21 GMT Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:19:30 -0600, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > > >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT > >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > >> > >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > >with:> > > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > >> >> > >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >> >> > > >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > >> ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:> > >> >> >>> > >> >> >>> > >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> >> >>> > >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> >> >>> > >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: > >> >> >>> > >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have > >the> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > >> >> >>> > >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > >tense> >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from > >the> >Flemish> >'dweil'.>> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! > >> >> >> > >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > >> >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the > >> >interested> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them > >> >closely.> >> > >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything > >> >Mimus> >does>and mimic it. > >> >> > > >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!> >> > >> >> Dimmy, is that you? > >> > > >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR > >> >LEG. > >> > > >> >FYI > >> >HTH > >> >HAND > >> > >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. > > > >OMG! Now I'm all sad > > They ran away. Seen the trailer for "Dead End2" where the legs fall in *different* directions? I think Henry Rollins is in it...
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > > > with: > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > >>> > > > > >>> > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > >>> > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > >>> > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > >>> > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have > > > > >the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > > > > >tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from > > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > >> > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > >> > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them > > > > >closely.> > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything > > > > >Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR > > > LEG. > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off his > > trousers! > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... -- www.savewolves.org
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:02:52 -0400 mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:20:40 -0700, psykoexgirlfriend wrote: > > >> Might as well install a web-cam in my forehead. > > > > oh please do.....you can then be cyberflonkinmimus, then we make > > and market a plush toy of you. > > the toy for the 21st century child. a no freaking hugs > > cyberfrlonkingmimus. > > > > i am onto something i tell ya. > > I find this thread verging even further on the edge of the > objectionable. > I would make an EXCELLENT plush toy...highly marketable...with kewl catch phrases like "snuh, buh, guh, Impeach Bush..." -- www.alternet.org
On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:38:59 -0600, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for writing: >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:34:21 GMT >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:19:30 -0600, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: >> > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith >> >with:> > >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >> >> >> > >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms >> >> ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have >> >the> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past >> >tense> >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from >> >the> >Flemish> >'dweil'.>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC >> >> >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the >> >> >interested> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them >> >> >closely.> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything >> >> >Mimus> >does>and mimic it. >> >> >> > >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? >> >> > >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR >> >> >LEG. >> >> > >> >> >FYI >> >> >HTH >> >> >HAND >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. >> > >> >OMG! Now I'm all sad >> >> They ran away. > >Seen the trailer for "Dead End2" where the legs fall in *different* >directions? >I think Henry Rollins is in it... I'd prolly have to turn on the tV to do that. -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:13:11 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote: > In article <1192263995.176125.93430@q3g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, > JeanneDArc~ <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote: > >> On 13 Okt, 10:17, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges >> <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > In article <p5ZPi.6181$oA2.2...@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com>, >> > >> > <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: >> > >> > > "mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> > >news:LKSdnfnePrmvKZPanZ2dnUVZ_qCgnZ2d@giganews.com... >> > > >> > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:56:53 -0400, Daedalus wrote: >> > > > >> > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:51:03 -0400, "Shirley" >> > > > > <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> >> > > > > wrote: >> > > > > >> > > > >>"Daedalus" <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >> > > > >>news:vuqsg31j2oef6l4h76toima0he4277gjlm@4ax.com... >> > > > >> >> > > > >>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:05:38 -0400, "Shirley" >> > > > >>> <bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> >> > > > >>> wrote: >> > > > >>> >> > > > >>>>"Daedalus" <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message >> > > > >>>>news:a0bqg3dhrcjae08snqiti4jb67ujlgo2dh@4ax.com... >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> >> > > > >>>>> wrote: >> > > > >>>>> >> > > > >>>>>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >> > > > >>>>>> >> > > > >>>>>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> > > > >>>>>> >> > > > >>>>>>WHAT I FOUND: >> > > > >>>>>> >> > > > >>>>>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >> > > > >>>>>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the >> > > > >>>>>>beer- >> > > > >>>>>>soaked dwile flung at them. >> > > > >>>>>> >> > > > >>>>>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of >> > > > >>>>>>fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish >> > > > >>>>>>'dweil'. >> > > > >>>>> >> > > > >>>>> I spit on the Flemish! >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>>I spit phlemish! >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>>>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides >> > > > >>>>>>photos >> > > > >>>>>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be >> > > > >>>>>>flonker is well-advised to study them closely. >> > > > > >>> >> > > > >>>>> The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus >> > > > >>>>> does and mimic it. >> > > > >>>> >> > > > >>>>But...but mimus spends too much time outside and gets brainburns. >> > > > >>> >> > > > >>> Is that why he wears a floppy hat indoors? >> > > > >> >> > > > >><looks closely at mimus> >> > > > >> >> > > > >>Isn't that his ears? ... ;o} >> > > > > >> > > > > At least it isn't his lips. >> > > > >> > > > I find the tenor of this thread to verge on the objectionable. >> > > > >> > > > There _are_ _no_ floppy things on my head. >> > > >> > > Including hair? >> > >> > its a floppy toppy, arf meow arf - >> >> Thanks to all of you in this tread. I understand what FLONKING is. >> Its like switching of your brain and write without thinking > > you just burn me up That was pretty close, though. Although one prefers "overclocking" to "switching off" . . . . -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:58:48 -0700, pscissons wrote: > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in > message news:fejslc$qvj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > >> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called pms >> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >> >> : On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >> : >> : : On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> >> : : wrote: >> : : >> : : : IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >> : : : >> : : : NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> : : : >> : : : WHAT I FOUND: >> : : : >> : : : What IS Dwile Flonking? >> : : : Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- >> : : : soaked dwile flung at them. >> : : : >> : : : 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of >> : : : fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish >> : : : 'dweil'. >> : : >> : : I spit on the Flemish! >> : : >> : : : Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides >> : : : photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested >> : : : would-be flonker is well-advised to study them closely. >> : : >> : : The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus >> : : does and mimic it. >> : >> : http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php >> : >> : I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and ordinary >> : people. >> >> there are ordinary people here? > > Damn, they're getting out of the pitt again! Someone please close the > stoopid trap door already! > > Smee Anything that comes _out_ of the Pit ain't ordinary. Where's the garlic? -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 23:08:17 -0700, pscissons wrote: > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message > news:K6vPi.348$5c.178@bignews1.bellsouth.net... > >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >> news:citsg3pi5j5vdsicskbao8o7hb4guqvcti@4ax.com... >> >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, in >> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >> > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >> > >> >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >> >>news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com... >> >> >> >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal >> >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> >>> >> >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>, >> >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >>>> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal >> >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> >>>>> >> >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>, >> >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in >> >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal >> >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> >>>>> >> >> >>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>, >> >>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in >> >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, hwf >> >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> >>>>> >> >> bloviated: >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT >> >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith >> >>>>> >> >> >with: >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in >> >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >> >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus >> >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >> >>>>> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms >> >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the >> >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of >> >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the >> >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish >> >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides >> >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the >> >>>>> >> >> >> >interested >> >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely. >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > everything >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus >> >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it. >> >>>>> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch >> >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR >> >>>>> >> >> >LEG. >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >FYI >> >>>>> >> >> >HTH >> >>>>> >> >> >HAND >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. >> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer >> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson >> >>>>> >> >> >>>>> >> So am I the govenor? >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >depends >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls? >> >>>>> >> >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me? >> >>>> >> >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank >> >>>>that smells badly >> >>> >> >>> Nose in need of calibration? >> >> >> >><pops corn> >> >> >> >><pulls up chair> >> >> >> >><sells tickets> >> >> >> >>Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose? >> > >> > "smells badly" >> > "calibrate your nose" >> >> Crappola...now i gotta give the money back. >> >> I had you 10 to 1 odds for punching his nose. > > Nonono, Shirley. NEVER give the money back!! If that ain't against the FAQ, it dam' well ought to be. > I like your odds, though. > > Smee -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_
In article <RPadncj3YdVxiozanZ2dnUVZ_hmtnZ2d@giganews.com>, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:13:11 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten > tomys des anges wrote: > > > In article <1192263995.176125.93430@q3g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, > > JeanneDArc~ <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote: > >> Thanks to all of you in this tread. I understand what FLONKING is. > >> Its like switching of your brain and write without thinking > > > > you just burn me up > > That was pretty close, though. > > Although one prefers "overclocking" to "switching off" . . . . cmon baby light my fire try to set the night on fire arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > > > with: > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > >>> > > > > >>> > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > >>> > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > >>> > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > >>> > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have > > > > >the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > >>> > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > > > > >tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from > > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > >> > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > >> > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them > > > > >closely.> > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything > > > > >Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR > > > LEG. > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off his > > trousers! > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... Oh Dear!
On Oct 13, 1:36 pm, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called > psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced > to usenet: > > : : -- > : : Steve Leyland > : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > : > : : ====================================================================== > : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > : : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, > : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, > : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, > : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV > : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, > : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more > : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent > : : reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the > : : screen in vile green rivulets." > : : > : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > : : ====================================================================== > : > : > : that is poetry, you are a muse steve of the higest order and i bow to > : you.. > > dontcha just love it when fanbois rant like that? > <pervs at cleavage as hk bows> > : bows a little lower, sneaks a peek to see if your looking > : > : hk > : > : ps nice to see ya > > likewise!!!1! > and where teh fuck have you been all this time, hmmmm? > oh long story, short version, moved back to the hills, got a new job, started studying, not one thing but two, BA and a diploma, and wireless broadband didnt cover where i lived till now. but i am good and glad to see all you guys here, its like i came home, the prodigal daughter returns and how about you, what the flonk you been up to.. still risking life and limb in mini cabs? > -- > Steve Leyland > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > > We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples. - > Ralph Waldo Emerson > ====================================================================== > "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. > Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on > his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. > *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > ====================================================================== > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > ====================================================================== > "I went to the Garden of Love, > And saw what I never had seen; > A Chapel was built in the midst, > Where I used to play on the green. > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > So I turned to the Garden of Love > That so many sweet flowers bore. > > And I saw it was filled with graves, > And tombstones where flowers should be; > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > And binding with briars my joys and desires." > > William Blake. > ====================================================================== > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > article 19. > ====================================================================== > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > > Native American prophecy > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > meow.
On Oct 13, 3:58 pm, <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in > messagenews:fejslc$qvj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > > > > > > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called pms > > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > > : On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > : : On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> > > : : wrote: > > : : > > : : : IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > : : > > : : : NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > : : > > : : : WHAT I FOUND: > > : : > > : : : What IS Dwile Flonking? > > : : : Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > > : : : soaked dwile flung at them. > > : : > > : : : 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of > > : : : fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > > : : : 'dweil'. > > : : > > : : I spit on the Flemish! > > : : > > : : : Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides > > : : : photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested > > : : : would-be flonker is well-advised to study them closely. > > : : > > : : The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus > > : : does and mimic it. > > : : > > : : Jade- > > : > > :http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > > : > > : I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and ordinary > > : people. > > > there are ordinary people here? > > Damn, they're getting out of the pitt again! Someone please close the > stoopid trap door already! > > Smee > dances around ya, covered in pit goo, which i wipe on you, and gives you a poke with a sharpened stick for old times sake.......... smoooch smee, i think of you every time i go into my garden and my grevillias are in flower. which is a lot cause one or two is a prolific flowerer. > > > > > > -- > > Steve Leyland > > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > > > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > > > A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. > > ====================================================================== > > "Warning to all: > > Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the > > muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past > > UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" > > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > > ====================================================================== > > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal > > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > > ====================================================================== > > "I went to the Garden of Love, > > And saw what I never had seen; > > A Chapel was built in the midst, > > Where I used to play on the green. > > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut > > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > > So I turned to the Garden of Love > > That so many sweet flowers bore. > > > And I saw it was filled with graves, > > And tombstones where flowers should be; > > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > > And binding with briars my joys and desires." > > > William Blake. > > ====================================================================== > > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > > article 19. > > ====================================================================== > > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of > > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in > > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as > > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > > > Native American prophecy > > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > > '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > > (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > > meow.- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text -
