"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071012092222.684fe433@vector... On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:18:46 -0400 "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" > <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:mair_fheal-0D2E3A.13144611102007@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.ne > t... > > In article <f4vPi.346$5c.42@bignews1.bellsouth.net>, > > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote: > > > >> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message > >> news:1aihv9.a9j.19.1@news.alt.net... > >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, Shirley wrote: > >> > > >> >> > >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message > >> >> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com... > >> >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in > >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair > >fheal> >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> > >bloviated:> >>> > >> >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>, > >> >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >> >>>> > >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in > >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair > >fheal> >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> > >bloviated:> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>, > >> >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: > >> >>>>> > > >> >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in > >> >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand > >mair fheal> >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges > ><mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated:> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> >In article > ><aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>,> >>>>> >> > Aratzio > ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:> >>>>> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in > >> >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> > >> >>>>> >> >> bloviated: > >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > >> >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > >bandwith> >>>>> >> >> >with: > >> >>>>> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > >> >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > >hillstrom> >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > >> >>>>> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > >> >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >> >>>>> >> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each > >other and > >>>>> >> >> >> >>>have > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an > >old past> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, > >from the> >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. > >The BBC> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and > >the> >>>>> >> >> >> >interested > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them > >closely.> >>>>> >> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to > >watch > >>>>> >> >> >> >>everything > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it. > >> >>>>> >> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > >> >>>>> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? > >> >>>>> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > >HUMPING > >>>>> >> >> >YOUR > >> >>>>> >> >> >LEG. > >> >>>>> >> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >> >FYI > >> >>>>> >> >> >HTH > >> >>>>> >> >> >HAND > >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. > >> >>>>> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer > >> >>>>> >> > > >> >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson > >> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> So am I the govenor? > >> >>>>> > > >> >>>>> >depends > >> >>>>> > > >> >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls? > >> >>>>> > > >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me? > >> >>>> > >> >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank > >> >>>>that smells badly > >> >>>> > >> >>> > >> >>> Nose in need of calibration? > >> >> > >> >> <pops corn> > >> >> > >> >> <pulls up chair> > >> >> > >> >> <sells tickets> > >> >> > >> >> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose? > >> > > >> > Shirley you jest? > >> > > >> > >> <sigh> > >> > >> <looks innocent> > >> > >> Why yes...I am. > > > > hi jest > > how ya doing > > Hello! > > I have been jesting since the day I was born. > Ive just been pooping... <sniff> I see you still are. > Funny innit. > It can be...depends on the size mostly...texture, etc... Mom still checks it for ya? -- alternet.org
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called headkase stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Oct 13, 1:36 pm, "Steve Leyland" : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com stirred from its deep slumber and : : pronounced to usenet: : : : : : : -- : : : : Steve Leyland : : : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 : : : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 : : : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) : : : : : : : ====================================================================== : : : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, : : : : worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the : : : : nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, : : : : diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, : : : : mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly : : : : pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, : : : : flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, : : : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV : : : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, : : : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more : : : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent : : : : reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down : : : : the screen in vile green rivulets." : : : : : : : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa : : : : ====================================================================== : : : : : : : : : that is poetry, you are a muse steve of the higest order and i : : : bow to you.. : : : : dontcha just love it when fanbois rant like that? : : <pervs at cleavage as hk bows> : : : : : bows a little lower, sneaks a peek to see if your looking a true english gentleman such as myself would never admit to looking directly at a lady's b00beis. awesome nipples though. : : : : : : : hk : : : : : : ps nice to see ya : : : : likewise!!!1! : : and where teh fuck have you been all this time, hmmmm? : : : : oh long story, short version, moved back to the hills, got a new job, : started studying, not one thing but two, BA and a diploma, and : wireless broadband didnt cover where i lived till now. : : but i am good and glad to see all you guys here, its like i came : home, the prodigal daughter returns 'tis truly grate to see you back poasting. : : and how about you, what the flonk you been up to.. oh, mainly this and that. and a bit of the other. : : still risking life and limb in mini cabs? fuck, no. that job sucked veiny hillstrom cock. : : : : -- : : Steve Leyland : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) : : : : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= : : : : We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples. : : - Ralph Waldo Emerson : : ====================================================================== : : "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest : : order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of : : searches on : : his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. : : *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles : : ====================================================================== : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of : : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and : : for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus : : slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." : : : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa : : ====================================================================== : : "I went to the Garden of Love, : : And saw what I never had seen; : : A Chapel was built in the midst, : : Where I used to play on the green. : : : : And the gates of this Chapel were shut : : And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; : : So I turned to the Garden of Love : : That so many sweet flowers bore. : : : : And I saw it was filled with graves, : : And tombstones where flowers should be; : : And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, : : And binding with briars my joys and desires." : : : : William Blake. : : ====================================================================== : : "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this : : right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to : : seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and : : regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, : : article 19. : : ====================================================================== : : "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe : : of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith : : in : : deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be : : known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." : : : : Native American prophecy : : : : |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) : : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' : : |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' : : '-~~;'@ ( ; ; : : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' : : (,_..----''' (,..--'' : : : : meow. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= To the dull mind all nature is leaden. To the Illuminated mind the whole world burns and sparkle with lights. - Ralph Waldo Emerson ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow.
<pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:TfZPi.6184$oA2.4773@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com... > > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message > news:K6vPi.348$5c.178@bignews1.bellsouth.net... >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >> news:citsg3pi5j5vdsicskbao8o7hb4guqvcti@4ax.com... >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:07:46 -0400, in >> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley" >> > <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated: >> > >> >> >> >>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >> >>news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com... >> >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal >> >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> >>> >> >>>>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>, >> >>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >>>> >> >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in >> >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal >> >>>>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> >>>>> >> >>>>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>, >> >>>>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in >> >>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal >> >>>>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> >>>>> >> >> >>>>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>, >> >>>>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in >> >>>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> >>>>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> >>>>> >> >> bloviated: >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT >> >>>>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith >> >>>>> >> >> >with: >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in >> >>>>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >> >>>>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus >> >>>>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >> >>>>> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms >> >>>>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >wrote:> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>have >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>the >> >>>>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>tense >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>of >> >>>>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the >> >>>>> >> >> >> >Flemish >> >>>>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>provides >> >>>>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the >> >>>>> >> >> >> >interested >> >>>>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely. >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > everything >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>Mimus >> >>>>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it. >> >>>>> >> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch >> >>>>> >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING >> >>>>> >> >> >YOUR >> >>>>> >> >> >LEG. >> >>>>> >> >> > >> >>>>> >> >> >FYI >> >>>>> >> >> >HTH >> >>>>> >> >> >HAND >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. >> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> >a silly millimeter longer >> >>>>> >> > >> >>>>> >> >give my regards to benson >> >>>>> >> >> >>>>> >> So am I the govenor? >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >depends >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls? >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >> >>>>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me? >> >>>> >> >>>>the flonk is a pretty tank >> >>>>that smells badly >> >>>> >> >>> >> >>> Nose in need of calibration? >> >> >> >><pops corn> >> >> >> >><pulls up chair> >> >> >> >><sells tickets> >> >> >> >>Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose? >> >> >> > >> > "smells badly" >> > "calibrate your nose" >> >> Crappola...now i gotta give the money back. >> >> I had you 10 to 1 odds for punching his nose. > > Nonono, Shirley. NEVER give the money back!! > > I like your odds, though. > > Smee > > I think I slept through yesterday...did Steve-o punch him in the nose?
<pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:udZPi.6183$oA2.2860@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com... > > "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message > newsvuPi.329$5c.233@bignews1.bellsouth.net... >> >> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >> news:91tsg398fveb2jvj359k875ou430t74386@4ax.com... >> > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:56:19 -0700, in >> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal >> > greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> > >> >>In article <bbqsg35vgcpfavjvsu63buj0n75kde5vrj@4ax.com>, >> >> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >> >> >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:35:15 -0700, in >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal >> >>> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> >>> >> >>> >In article <tcnsg3d80t4hn72to9timd7f4ssh2oc5en@4ax.com>, >> >>> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >>> > >> >>> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:06:19 -0700, in >> >>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal >> >>> >> greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> bloviated: >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >In article <aohsg3ljc5qgi8mv0tmhk7g1labuo41a5k@4ax.com>, >> >>> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >> >>> >> > >> >>> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in >> >>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> >>> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> >> >>> >> >> bloviated: >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT >> >>> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > with: >> >>> >> >> > >> >>> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in >> >>> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >> >>> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus >> >>> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >> >>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms >> >>> >> >> >> >><jda000111@hotmail.com> >> >>> >> >> >> >wrote:> >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >> >>> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have > the >> >>> >> >> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > tense >> >>> >> >> >> >>>of >> >>> >> >> >> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the > Flemish >> >>> >> >> >> >'dweil'.>> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC >> >>> >> >> >> >>>provides >> >>> >> >> >> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and the > interested >> >>> >> >> >> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely. >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything >> >>> >> >> >> >>Mimus >> >>> >> >> >> >does>and mimic it. >> >>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch > meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? >> >>> >> >> > >> >>> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING YOUR >> >>> >> >> >LEG. >> >>> >> >> > >> >>> >> >> >FYI >> >>> >> >> >HTH >> >>> >> >> >HAND >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. >> >>> >> > >> >>> >> >a silly millimeter longer >> >>> >> > >> >>> >> >give my regards to benson >> >>> >> >> >>> >> So am I the govenor? >> >>> > >> >>> >depends >> >>> > >> >>> >are you a pair of rapidly spinning balls? >> >>> > >> >>> >> >>> You mean there is a Bolo out for me? >> >> >> >>the flonk is a pretty tank >> >>that smells badly >> >> >> > >> > Nose in need of calibration? >> >> <pops corn> >> >> <pulls up chair> >> >> <sells tickets> >> >> Are you gonna punch watcha callit in the nose? > > <pulls up chair beside Shirley > > <makes change> > > <adds butter and salt to popcorn> > > Where's the referee? > > Smee > Who else would make a better referee then rocky?
On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > > > > > >tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, > > > > > >from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > >> > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > >> > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and > > > > > >the interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study > > > > > >them closely.> > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off his > > > trousers! > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > Oh Dear! > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on Family Guy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182576/quotes He's in there somewhere...something about "my father was a tree..."
On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:53:07 -0700 Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:38:59 -0600, in the land of > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for writing: > > >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:34:21 GMT > >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:19:30 -0600, in > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > >> > >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT > >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > >with:> > > >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > >> >> > >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > >> >with:> > > >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > >> >> ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and > >have> >the> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > >> >tense> >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, > >from> >the> >Flemish> >'dweil'.>> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > >> >> >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and > >the> >> >interested> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study > >them> >> >closely.> >> > >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > >everything> >> >Mimus> >does>and mimic it. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch > >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!> >> > >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? > >> >> > > >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING > >YOUR> >> >LEG. > >> >> > > >> >> >FYI > >> >> >HTH > >> >> >HAND > >> >> > >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. > >> > > >> >OMG! Now I'm all sad > >> > >> They ran away. > > > >Seen the trailer for "Dead End2" where the legs fall in > >*different* directions? > >I think Henry Rollins is in it... > > I'd prolly have to turn on the tV to do that. > INFIDEL! Blasphemer! No Family Guy?
On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:06:38 -0600, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for writing: >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:53:07 -0700 >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:38:59 -0600, in the land of >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for writing: >> >> >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:34:21 GMT >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: >> > >> >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:19:30 -0600, in >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith >> >with:> > >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith >> >> >with:> > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms >> >> >> ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and >> >have> >the> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past >> >> >tense> >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, >> >from> >the> >Flemish> >'dweil'.>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC >> >> >> >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and >> >the> >> >interested> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study >> >them> >> >closely.> >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch >> >everything> >> >Mimus> >does>and mimic it. >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!> >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING >> >YOUR> >> >LEG. >> >> >> > >> >> >> >FYI >> >> >> >HTH >> >> >> >HAND >> >> >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. >> >> > >> >> >OMG! Now I'm all sad >> >> >> >> They ran away. >> > >> >Seen the trailer for "Dead End2" where the legs fall in >> >*different* directions? >> >I think Henry Rollins is in it... >> >> I'd prolly have to turn on the tV to do that. >> > >INFIDEL! Blasphemer! >No Family Guy? > > Brian was okay, but they missed the boat with Stewie. The rest were just annoying. -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
> >INFIDEL! Blasphemer! > >No Family Guy? > > > > > > > Brian was okay, but they missed the boat with Stewie. > > The rest were just annoying. i saw a few episodes there was not one single character i found sympathetic like on the jurrasic park sequels i always cheer for the dinosaurs becuas ethey exhibit more warmth charm and intelligence than any of the humans arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > > > > with: > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > > > > > >tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, > > > > > >from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > >> > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > >> > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and > > > > > >the interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised to study > > > > > >them closely.> > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off his > > > trousers! > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > Oh Dear! > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on Family Guy: OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart real loud!
On Oct 14, 11:04 pm, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: > : > : still risking life and limb in mini cabs? > > fuck, no. that job sucked veiny hillstrom cock. smiles,* fuck i did maxi taxi-ing for a little while and i agree 100%, sooooooo. the =moral of the story here is- whateva ya do stay far far away from dave hillstroms veiny cock > : > : > : : -- > : : Steve Leyland > : : mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > : : > : : =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > : : > : : We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples. > : : - Ralph Waldo Emerson > : : ====================================================================== > : : "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest > : : order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of > : : searches on > : : his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. > : : *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > : : ====================================================================== > : : "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > : : Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, > : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, > : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, > : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV > : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, > : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more > : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > : : for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > : : slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > : : > : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > : : ====================================================================== > : : "I went to the Garden of Love, > : : And saw what I never had seen; > : : A Chapel was built in the midst, > : : Where I used to play on the green. > : : > : : And the gates of this Chapel were shut > : : And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > : : So I turned to the Garden of Love > : : That so many sweet flowers bore. > : : > : : And I saw it was filled with graves, > : : And tombstones where flowers should be; > : : And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > : : And binding with briars my joys and desires." > : : > : : William Blake. > : : ====================================================================== > : : "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > : : right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > : : seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > : : regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > : : article 19. > : : ====================================================================== > : : "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe > : : of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith > : : in > : : deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be > : : known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > : : > : : Native American prophecy > : : > : : |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > : : /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > : : |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > : : '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > : : _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > : : (,_..----''' (,..--'' > : : > : : meow. > > -- > Steve Leyland > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > > To the dull mind all nature is leaden. To the Illuminated mind the > whole world burns and sparkle with lights. - Ralph Waldo Emerson > ====================================================================== > "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. > Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on > his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. > *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > ====================================================================== > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > ====================================================================== > "I went to the Garden of Love, > And saw what I never had seen; > A Chapel was built in the midst, > Where I used to play on the green. > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > So I turned to the Garden of Love > That so many sweet flowers bore. > > And I saw it was filled with graves, > And tombstones where flowers should be; > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > And binding with briars my joys and desires." > > William Blake. > ====================================================================== > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > article 19. > ====================================================================== > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > > Native American prophecy > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > meow.
"headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1192352642.475704.14270@y27g2000pre.googlegroups.com... > On Oct 13, 3:58 pm, <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in > > messagenews:fejslc$qvj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called pms > > > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > > > > : On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > : : On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> > > > : : wrote: > > > : : > > > : : : IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > : : > > > : : : NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > : : > > > : : : WHAT I FOUND: > > > : : > > > : : : What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > : : : Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > > > : : : soaked dwile flung at them. > > > : : > > > : : : 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of > > > : : : fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > > > : : : 'dweil'. > > > : : > > > : : I spit on the Flemish! > > > : : > > > : : : Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides > > > : : : photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested > > > : : : would-be flonker is well-advised to study them closely. > > > : : > > > : : The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus > > > : : does and mimic it. > > > : : > > > : : Jade- > > > : > > > :http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > > > : > > > : I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and ordinary > > > : people. > > > > > there are ordinary people here? > > > > Damn, they're getting out of the pitt again! Someone please close the > > stoopid trap door already! > > > > Smee > > > > > dances around ya, covered in pit goo, which i wipe on you, and gives > you a poke with a sharpened stick for old times sake.......... smoooch > smee, i think of you every time i go into my garden and my grevillias > are in flower. > > which is a lot cause one or two is a prolific flowerer. Aawww, now I'm feeling all gooshy. *pats your backside* Smee > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > Steve Leyland > > > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > > > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > > > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > > > > > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > > > > > A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. > > > ====================================================================== > > > "Warning to all: > > > Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the > > > muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past > > > UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" > > > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > > > ====================================================================== > > > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > > > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > > > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > > > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > > > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > > > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > > > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > > > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal > > > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > > > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > > > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > > > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > > > ====================================================================== > > > "I went to the Garden of Love, > > > And saw what I never had seen; > > > A Chapel was built in the midst, > > > Where I used to play on the green. > > > > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut > > > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > > > So I turned to the Garden of Love > > > That so many sweet flowers bore. > > > > > And I saw it was filled with graves, > > > And tombstones where flowers should be; > > > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > > > And binding with briars my joys and desires." > > > > > William Blake. > > > ====================================================================== > > > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > > > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > > > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > > > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > > > article 19. > > > ====================================================================== > > > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of > > > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in > > > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as > > > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > > > > > Native American prophecy > > > > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > > > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > > > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > > > '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > > > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > > > (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > > > > meow.- Hide quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text - > >
On Oct 15, 5:11 pm, <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:1192352642.475704.14270@y27g2000pre.googlegroups.com... > > > > > > > On Oct 13, 3:58 pm, <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > > > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in > > > messagenews:fejslc$qvj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > > > > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called pms > > > > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > > > > : On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > : : On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> > > > > : : wrote: > > > > : : > > > > : : : IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > : : > > > > : : : NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > : : > > > > : : : WHAT I FOUND: > > > > : : > > > > : : : What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > : : : Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the > beer- > > > > : : : soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > : : > > > > : : : 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of > > > > : : : fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > > > > : : : 'dweil'. > > > > : : > > > > : : I spit on the Flemish! > > > > : : > > > > : : : Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides > > > > : : : photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested > > > > : : : would-be flonker is well-advised to study them closely. > > > > : : > > > > : : The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus > > > > : : does and mimic it. > > > > : : > > > > : : Jade- > > > > : > > > > :http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > > > > : > > > > : I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and ordinary > > > > : people. > > > > > there are ordinary people here? > > > > Damn, they're getting out of the pitt again! Someone please close the > > > stoopid trap door already! > > > > Smee > > > dances around ya, covered in pit goo, which i wipe on you, and gives > > you a poke with a sharpened stick for old times sake.......... smoooch > > smee, i think of you every time i go into my garden and my grevillias > > are in flower. > > > which is a lot cause one or two is a prolific flowerer. > > Aawww, now I'm feeling all gooshy. > > *pats your backside* > don't pat de bum, thats got the most goo headkase > Smee > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Steve Leyland > > > > mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > > > > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > > > > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > > > > > =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > > > > > A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. > > > > ====================================================================== > > > > "Warning to all: > > > > Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the > > > > muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past > > > > UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" > > > > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > > > > ====================================================================== > > > > "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > > > > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > > > > Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > > > > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > > > > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > > > > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > > > > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > > > > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, > egomaniacal > > > > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > > > > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > > > > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > > > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > > > > ====================================================================== > > > > "I went to the Garden of Love, > > > > And saw what I never had seen; > > > > A Chapel was built in the midst, > > > > Where I used to play on the green. > > > > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut > > > > And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > > > > So I turned to the Garden of Love > > > > That so many sweet flowers bore. > > > > > And I saw it was filled with graves, > > > > And tombstones where flowers should be; > > > > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > > > > And binding with briars my joys and desires." > > > > > William Blake. > > > > ====================================================================== > > > > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > > > > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > > > > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > > > > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > > > > article 19. > > > > ====================================================================== > > > > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of > > > > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in > > > > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known > as > > > > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > > > > > Native American prophecy > > > > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) > > > > /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > > > > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > > > > '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > > > > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > > > > (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > > > > meow.- Hide quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text -
On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:58:11 -0700 Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:06:38 -0600, in the land of > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for writing: > > >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:53:07 -0700 > >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:38:59 -0600, in the land of > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for > >writing:> > >> >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:34:21 GMT > >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > >with:> > > >> >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:19:30 -0600, in > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > >> >> > >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT > >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > >> >with:> > > >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > >bandwith> >> >with:> > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > >> >> >> ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:> > >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: > >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and > >> >have> >the> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old > >past> >> >tense> >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor > >cloth,> >from> >the> >Flemish> >'dweil'.>> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The > >BBC> >> >> >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here > >and> >the> >> >interested> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to > >study> >them> >> >closely.> >> > >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > >> >everything> >> >Mimus> >does>and mimic it. > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch > >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!> >> > >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING > >> >YOUR> >> >LEG. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >FYI > >> >> >> >HTH > >> >> >> >HAND > >> >> >> > >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. > >> >> > > >> >> >OMG! Now I'm all sad > >> >> > >> >> They ran away. > >> > > >> >Seen the trailer for "Dead End2" where the legs fall in > >> >*different* directions? > >> >I think Henry Rollins is in it... > >> > >> I'd prolly have to turn on the tV to do that. > >> > > > >INFIDEL! Blasphemer! > >No Family Guy? > > > > > > > Brian was okay, but they missed the boat with Stewie. > He's just a young Dick Cheney > The rest were just annoying. > Well *everyone* hates Meg... -- www.tearitdown.org
On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old > > > > > > >past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor > > > > > > >cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > > > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and > > > > > > >the interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised to > > > > > > >study them closely.> > > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING > > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off > > > > his trousers! > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > Oh Dear! > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on > Family Guy: > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart real loud! > I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on You get a free gun with your JD!
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:12:42 -0600, in alt.usenet.kooks, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:58:11 -0700 >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:06:38 -0600, in the land of >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for writing: >> >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:53:07 -0700 >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: >> > >> >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:38:59 -0600, in the land of >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for >> >writing:> >> >> >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:34:21 GMT >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith >> >with:> > >> >> >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:19:30 -0600, in >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith >> >> >with:> > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f >> >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT >> >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious >> >bandwith> >> >with:> > >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >> >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus >> >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms >> >> >> >> ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? >> >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and >> >> >have> >the> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. >> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old >> >past> >> >tense> >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor >> >cloth,> >from> >the> >Flemish> >'dweil'.>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The >> >BBC> >> >> >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here >> >and> >the> >> >interested> >would-be flonker>>is well-advised to >> >study> >them> >> >closely.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch >> >> >everything> >> >Mimus> >does>and mimic it. >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!> >> >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING >> >> >YOUR> >> >LEG. >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >FYI >> >> >> >> >HTH >> >> >> >> >HAND >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. >> >> >> > >> >> >> >OMG! Now I'm all sad >> >> >> >> >> >> They ran away. >> >> > >> >> >Seen the trailer for "Dead End2" where the legs fall in >> >> >*different* directions? >> >> >I think Henry Rollins is in it... >> >> >> >> I'd prolly have to turn on the tV to do that. >> >> >> > >> >INFIDEL! Blasphemer! >> >No Family Guy? >> >> > >> > >> >> Brian was okay, but they missed the boat with Stewie. >> >He's just a young Dick Cheney So Cheney, as a child, was a failure at creating *evul plans* just like he is as an adult.
On Oct 15, 5:06 am, headkase <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote: > On Oct 15, 5:11 pm, <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > > > > > > > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > >news:1192352642.475704.14270@y27g2000pre.googlegroups.com... > > > > On Oct 13, 3:58 pm, <psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > > > > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in > > > > messagenews:fejslc$qvj$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... > > > > > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called pms > > > > > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > > > > > : On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > : : On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> > > > > > : : wrote: > > > > > : : > > > > > : : : IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > : : > > > > > : : : NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > : : > > > > > : : : WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > : : > > > > > : : : What IS DwileFlonking? > > > > > : : : Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the > > beer- > > > > > : : : soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > : : > > > > > : : : 'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of > > > > > : : : fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish > > > > > : : : 'dweil'. > > > > > : : > > > > > : : I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > : : > > > > > : : : Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides > > > > > : : : photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested > > > > > : : : would-be flonker is well-advised to study them closely. > > > > > : : > > > > > : : The best way to understandflonkingis to watch everything Mimus > > > > > : : does and mimic it. > > > > > : : > > > > > : : Jade- > > > > > : > > > > > :http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > > > > > : > > > > > : I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and ordinary > > > > > : people. > > > > > > there are ordinary people here? > > > > > Damn, they're getting out of the pitt again! Someone please close the > > > > stoopid trap door already! > > > > > Smee > > > > dances around ya, covered in pit goo, which i wipe on you, and gives > > > you a poke with a sharpened stick for old times sake.......... smoooch > > > smee, i think of you every time i go into my garden and my grevillias > > > are in flower. > > > > which is a lot cause one or two is a prolific flowerer. > > > Aawww, now I'm feeling all gooshy. > > > *pats your backside* > > don't pat de bum, thats got the most goo You Sweet-bois need to join my "Fuck-Buddy" club. Art Deco -- Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Phineas T. Puddleduck. COOSN-266-06-39716 - I Love Dick -
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old > > > > > > >past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor > > > > > > >cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > > > > > > >provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and here and > > > > > > >the interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised to > > > > > > >study them closely.> > > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING > > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off > > > > his trousers! > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > Oh Dear! > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on > Family Guy: > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart real loud! > I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on You get a free gun with your JD! You want to see my "gun", Wolfie?
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:30:59 GMT Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:12:42 -0600, in alt.usenet.kooks, ???hw??f > <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > > >On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:58:11 -0700 > >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > > > >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:06:38 -0600, in the land of > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for > >writing:> > >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:53:07 -0700 > >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > >with:> > > >> >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:38:59 -0600, in the land of > >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for > >> >writing:> > >> >> >On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:34:21 GMT > >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith > >> >with:> > > >> >> >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:19:30 -0600, in > >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:07 GMT > >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > >bandwith> >> >with:> > > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:19:56 -0600, in > >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???hw??f > >> >> >> >> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> bloviated: > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > >> >> >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > >> >bandwith> >> >with:> > > >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > >> >> >> >> >> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > >> >> >> >> >> ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > >> >> >> >> ><jda000111@hotmail.com>> >wrote:> > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>WHAT I FOUND: > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other > >and> >> >have> >the> >> >beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > >> >> >> >> >> >>> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an > >old> >past> >> >tense> >of> >fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted > >floor> >cloth,> >from> >the> >Flemish> >'dweil'.>> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>I spit on the Flemish! > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The > >> >BBC> >> >> >provides> >photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and > >here> >and> >the> >> >interested> >would-be flonker>>is > >well-advised to> >study> >them> >> >closely.> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > >> >> >everything> >> >Mimus> >does>and mimic it. > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >unless im posting a lot. them watch > >> >> >> >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!> >> > >> >> >> >> >> Dimmy, is that you? > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > >HUMPING> >> >YOUR> >> >LEG. > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >FYI > >> >> >> >> >HTH > >> >> >> >> >HAND > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> I lost my legs in a tragic hedge trimming incident. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >OMG! Now I'm all sad > >> >> >> > >> >> >> They ran away. > >> >> > > >> >> >Seen the trailer for "Dead End2" where the legs fall in > >> >> >*different* directions? > >> >> >I think Henry Rollins is in it... > >> >> > >> >> I'd prolly have to turn on the tV to do that. > >> >> > >> > > >> >INFIDEL! Blasphemer! > >> >No Family Guy? > >> > >> > > >> > > >> > >> Brian was okay, but they missed the boat with Stewie. > >> > >He's just a young Dick Cheney > > So Cheney, as a child, was a failure at creating *evul plans* just > like he is as an adult. Cheney is a success at creating evil plans. He's a failure in making the projects a success PNAC: http://www.crisispapers.org/Editorials/PNAC-Primer.htm The more I learned about that group the more whats happened makes "sense".
On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and > > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old > > > > > > > >past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor > > > > > > > >cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The > > > > > > > >BBC provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and > > > > > > > >here and the interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them closely.> > > > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING > > > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off > > > > > his trousers! > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on > > Family Guy: > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart real > > loud! > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on >: >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality microscope? Sure, use the appropriate filters and magnifications -- http://www.crisispapers.org/Editorials/PNAC-Primer.htm
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other and > > > > > > > >have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old > > > > > > > >past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted floor > > > > > > > >cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The > > > > > > > >BBC provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and > > > > > > > >here and the interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them closely.> > > > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me HUMPING > > > > > > YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur off > > > > > his trousers! > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on > > Family Guy: > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart real > > loud! > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on >: >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality microscope? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe".
