On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other > > > > > > > > >and have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old > > > > > > > > >past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted > > > > > > > > >floor cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The > > > > > > > > >BBC provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and > > > > > > > > >here and the interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them closely.> > > > > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur > > > > > > off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart real > > > loud! > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > >: > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality microscope? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to induce > labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > Thats just a little bit disgusting... -- www.iava.org
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom > > > > > > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other > > > > > > > > >and have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old > > > > > > > > >past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a knitted > > > > > > > > >floor cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The > > > > > > > > >BBC provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers here and > > > > > > > > >here and the interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them closely.> > > > > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur > > > > > > off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart real > > > loud! > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > >: > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality microscope? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to induce > labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > Thats just a little bit disgusting... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell.
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On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:56:30 +0100, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >JeannedArc~ stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: You have been reported for crossposting to a.f.u.n.b uner my tread ! >: TYI > >reprot me two! And me! Jade
On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other > > > > > > > > > >and have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an > > > > > > > > > >old past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. > > > > > > > > > >The BBC provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers > > > > > > > > > >here and here and the interested would-be > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.> > > > > > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur > > > > > > > off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart real > > > > loud! > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > >: > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality microscope? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to induce > > labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > The smell of your ego? Cause thats whats smellin here...man... Yeah...I said it. -- www.savewolves.org
On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:56:30 +0100, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote: >Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >JeannedArc~ stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >: You have been reported for crossposting to a.f.u.n.b uner my tread ! >: TYI > >reprot me two! yeah fer shitty spelling Steve Lameland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Lameball on the Net#4 Usenet Laughingstock#11 Whore#1 Sucking It Inc (bongwater drinking dept) =^MEOW MEOW PUSSY^= Steve?s theology is another man's belly laugh. ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the lowest, most inconsequential order. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth that he has no idea whatsoever of which he speaks ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, blah, blah blah yadayadayada." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa Wow! Wish I?d said all that. Hell. I wish I knew what all that even meant! Steve ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, but they locked me out." ====================================================================== ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. Unless, of course, your opinion does not match mine. ====================================================================== "The Human Beings, my son, believe everything is alive ... stones, trees, the earth. But the white man ... he believes everything is dead ... the rocks, the trees, the earth even people ... even his own people! If something tries to go on living, White man will rub it out! Old Lodge Skins |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /* ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |*0( ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' :-@ (,_..----''' (,..--'' Damn! I think the frickin? cat?s dead! meow retttccch *hairball*
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each other > > > > > > > > > >and have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an > > > > > > > > > >old past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. > > > > > > > > > >The BBC provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers > > > > > > > > > >here and here and the interested would-be > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised to study them closely.> > > > > > > > > > >>The best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the fur > > > > > > > off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character on > > > > Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart real > > > > loud! > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > >: > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality microscope? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to induce > > labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > The smell of your ego? Cause thats whats smellin here...man... Yeah...I said it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real "BIG".
In article <1192048403.117881.287450@v3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>, jda000111@hotmail.com says... > On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > >IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > >NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > >WHAT I FOUND: > > > > >What IS Dwile Flonking? > > >Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > > >soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > >'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling; > > >and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish 'dweil'. > > > > I spit on the Flemish! > > > > >Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos > > >of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be flonker > > >is well-advised to study them closely. > > > > The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus does > > and mimic it. > > > > Jade- > > http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > > I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and ordinary > people. > Ordinary? -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com
In article <MPG.21829a0d408d274989749@nntp.motzarella.org>, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote: > In article <1192048403.117881.287450@v3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>, > jda000111@hotmail.com says... > > On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > >IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > >NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > >WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > >What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > >Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have the beer- > > > >soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > >'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling; > > > >and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish 'dweil'. > > > > > > I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > >Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC provides photos > > > >of seasoned flonkers here and here and the interested would-be flonker > > > >is well-advised to study them closely. > > > > > > The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything Mimus does > > > and mimic it. > > > > > > Jade- > > > > http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > > > > I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and ordinary > > people. > > > Ordinary? ordinary is relative term ordinary among usenet is hardly ordinary amongt the -real world- arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > >them.>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an > > > > > > > > > > >old past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. > > > > > > > > > > >The BBC provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers > > > > > > > > > > >here and here and the interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised to study them > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to understand flonking > > > > > > > > > > >is to watch everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the > > > > > > > > fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character > > > > > on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart > > > > > real loud! > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > >: > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to induce > > > labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > The smell of your ego? > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > Yeah...I said it. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real "BIG". > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! -- www.alternet.org
On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:36:28 -0700 mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with: > In article <MPG.21829a0d408d274989749@nntp.motzarella.org>, > knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote: > > > In article > > <1192048403.117881.287450@v3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>, > > jda000111@hotmail.com says... > > > On 10 Okt, 21:47, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > > > >IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > >NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > >WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > >What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > >Two teams take turns to dance around each other and have > > > > >the beer- soaked dwile flung at them. > > > > > > > > >'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an old past > > > > >tense of fling; and 'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from > > > > >the Flemish 'dweil'. > > > > > > > > I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > >Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. The BBC > > > > >provides photos of seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > >interested would-be flonker is well-advised to study them > > > > >closely. > > > > > > > > The best way to understand flonking is to watch everything > > > > Mimus does and mimic it. > > > > > > > > Jade- > > > > > > http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums.php > > > > > > I found this. It tells me that the flonkers are meowers and > > > ordinary people. > > > > > Ordinary? > > ordinary is relative term > > ordinary among usenet is hardly ordinary amongt the -real world- > USENET: aka The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious > > > > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the beer->>soaked dwile flung at > > > > > > > > > > >them.>> > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, an > > > > > > > > > > >old past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the Flemish'dweil'.>> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is important. > > > > > > > > > > >The BBC provides photos>>of seasoned flonkers > > > > > > > > > > >here and here and the interested would-be > > > > > > > > > > >flonker>>is well-advised to study them > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to understand flonking > > > > > > > > > > >is to watch everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the > > > > > > > > fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a character > > > > > on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart > > > > > real loud! > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > >: > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to induce > > > labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > The smell of your ego? > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > Yeah...I said it. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real "BIG". > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get amorous!
On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the beer->>soaked dwile flung > > > > > > > > > > > >at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, > > > > > > > > > > > >an old past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised > > > > > > > > > > > >to study them closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to watch everything > > > > > > > > > > > >Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > > > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the > > > > > > > > > fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart > > > > > > real loud! > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > > >: > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to > > > > induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > Yeah...I said it. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real "BIG". > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get amorous! > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. -- http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/dailyshow/v/thedecider.htm
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, Daedalus > > > > > > > > > > > ><jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the beer->>soaked dwile flung > > > > > > > > > > > >at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of flong, > > > > > > > > > > > >an old past tense of fling;>>and 'dwile' is a > > > > > > > > > > > >knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is well-advised > > > > > > > > > > > >to study them closely.>>The best way to > > > > > > > > > > > >understand flonking is to watch everything > > > > > > > > > > > >Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* me > > > > > > > > > > HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean the > > > > > > > > > fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna fart > > > > > > real loud! > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > > >: > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to > > > > induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > Yeah...I said it. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real "BIG". > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get amorous! > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She's too Ignert!
On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each > > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the beer->>soaked dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of fling;>>and > > > > > > > > > > > > >'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them closely.>>The > > > > > > > > > > > > >best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* > > > > > > > > > > > me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean > > > > > > > > > > the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna > > > > > > > fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > > > >: > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to > > > > > induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real > > > "BIG". > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get amorous! > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > She's too Ignert! > You'd better hope so...
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP IS > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around each > > > > > > > > > > > > >other and have the beer->>soaked dwile > > > > > > > > > > > > >flung at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of fling;>>and > > > > > > > > > > > > >'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from the > > > > > > > > > > > > >Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them closely.>>The > > > > > > > > > > > > >best way to understand flonking is to watch > > > > > > > > > > > > >everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can *see* > > > > > > > > > > > me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean > > > > > > > > > > the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna > > > > > > > fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > > > >: > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to > > > > > induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous "Probe". > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real > > > "BIG". > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get amorous! > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > She's too Ignert! > You'd better hope so... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trust me - Honest John
On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around > > > > > > > > > > > > > >each other and have the beer->>soaked > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dwile flung at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of fling;>>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > >'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them closely.>>The > > > > > > > > > > > > > >best way to understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can > > > > > > > > > > > > *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna > > > > > > > > fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > > > > >: > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to > > > > > > induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous > > > > > > "Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real > > > > "BIG". > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get amorous! > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > She's too Ignert! > > > You'd better hope so... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Trust me - Honest John > Not very likely, roundeyes. -- www.smirkingchimp.com
"???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave > > > > > > > > > > > > > hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, pms > > > > > > > > > > > > > ><jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS GROUP > > > > > > > > > > > > > >IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around > > > > > > > > > > > > > >each other and have the beer->>soaked > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dwile flung at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of fling;>>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > >'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them closely.>>The > > > > > > > > > > > > > >best way to understand flonking is to > > > > > > > > > > > > > >watch everything Mimus does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can > > > > > > > > > > > > *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can clean > > > > > > > > > > > the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna > > > > > > > > fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > > > > >: > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital to > > > > > > induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous > > > > > > "Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real > > > > "BIG". > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get amorous! > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > She's too Ignert! > > > You'd better hope so... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Trust me - Honest John > Not very likely, roundeyes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg".
On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:25:58 -0500 "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith with: > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:20071022084501.0a577af1@vector... > On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:12:00 -0500 > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious bandwith > with: > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > news:20071021095649.67d47c99@vector... > > On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:44:59 -0500 > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > news:20071020092448.749d8a01@vector... > > > On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:22:30 -0500 > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > news:20071019094456.731e87fc@vector... > > > > On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:17:16 -0500 > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > news:20071018091512.6c4073c0@vector... > > > > > On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:40:35 -0500 > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > news:20071017092916.0f6ec509@vector... > > > > > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:25:04 -0500 > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted precious > > > > > > bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > news:20071016090338.3cd7e931@vector... > > > > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:44:13 -0500 > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message > > > > > > > > news:20071015091348.793cf1bb@vector... > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:21:15 -0500 > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > message news:20071014090528.31349d66@vector... > > > > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:31:12 -0500 > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071013094007.499158aa@vector... > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:47:16 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wasted > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > message news:20071012091819.514d3b8a@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:29 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> > > > > > > > > > > > wasted precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "???hw??f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in > > > > > > > > > > > > message > > > > > > > > > > > > news:20071011091956.37d518ea@vector... > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:30:15 GMT > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted > > > > > > > > > > > > > precious bandwith with: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:16:04 -0400, in > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dave hillstrom<DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:47:57 -0400, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Daedalus<jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:38:49 -0700, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >pms<jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>IAM TRYING TOFIGURE OUT WHT THIS > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >GROUP IS>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>NOBODY WILL TELL ME > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>WHAT I FOUND: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>What IS Dwile Flonking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Two teams take turns to dance around > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >each other and have the beer->>soaked > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >dwile flung at them.>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>'Flonk' is probably a corruption of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flong, an old past tense of fling;>>and > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >'dwile' is a knitted floor cloth, from > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >the Flemish'dweil'.>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>I spit on the Flemish! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>Appropriate and seasonal dress is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >important. The BBC provides photos>>of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >seasoned flonkers here and here and the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >interested would-be flonker>>is > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >well-advised to study them > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >closely.>>The best way to understand > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >flonking is to watch everything Mimus > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >does>and mimic it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >unless im posting a lot. them watch > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dimmy, is that you? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Put yer glasses on yo. That way you can > > > > > > > > > > > > > *see* me HUMPING YOUR LEG. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure to bring a lint brush so he can > > > > > > > > > > > > clean the fur off his trousers! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the splinters out of my cock apparently > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One, two, or three wooden legs? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pretty much a Shamus MacGonagal at this point... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh Dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Geez...obviously you dont know that Shamus is a > > > > > > > > > character on Family Guy: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, I'll watch it,but if I don't like it I'm gonna > > > > > > > > > fart real loud! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >: I think they got Texas culture pretty much spot on > > > > > > > >: > > > > > > > >: You get a free gun with your JD! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to see my "gun", Wolfie? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Edmund Scientific finally sent you that lab-quality > > > > > > > microscope?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wolfie, I used to be "on-call" at the local hospital > > > > > > > to induce labor in difficult cases with my humongous > > > > > > > "Probe". > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats just a little bit disgusting... > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > The Hospital staff gave me a gas-mask for the smell. > > > > > > > > > > > The smell of your ego? > > > > > > > > > > Cause thats whats smellin here...man... > > > > > Yeah...I said it. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > You remind me of the wife's chiuahuah, always yippin real > > > > > "BIG". > > > > > > > > > That gas mask is denying your neuron the oxygen it needs! > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Now I only wear that mask when the wifey wants to get > > > > amorous! > > > > > > > If she ever discovers this USENET GOLDMINE, you're toast. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > She's too Ignert! > > > > > You'd better hope so... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Trust me - Honest John > > > Not very likely, roundeyes. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Awww, come-on and quit trying to "Pull my leg". > Pull my finger... -- www.smirkingchimp.com
