nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42B7BFFB.83BD8FF4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Constable: Against horse stalls. > > > > Constable: Against the bulls staying. > > We had one of those years ago. He got fired because all the time he > was > supposed to be out catching criminals, he was sitting around painting > pictures! "Our Father, who art in Heaven"?
Sheila Dundee wrote: > "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message > news:t4pd009t9pi8036lnu44t0p2lra3lnd5fk@4ax.com... > > On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 23:35:22 +1030, "Sheila Dundee" > > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about: > > > > > > > >"J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message > > >news:8e0b005psv6p2sjq9o4ipvfattgk6uj1ss@4ax.com... > > >> On 14 Jan 2004 07:02:21 -0800, artyw2@yahoo.com (artyw) found these > > >unused > > >> words floating about: > > >> > > >> >"dustbird" <dustbird@cross.wind> wrote in message > > >news:<bu1aeg$jke@library1.airnews.net>... > > >> >> Professor Miller is the author of numerous papers on the > > >social-sharing > > >> >> mechanisms and economic distribution systems of non-human > species. > > >One of > > >> >> his most intriguing studies was his observations of the gray > > >squirrel (S. > > >> >> carolinensis) of the North American east and midwest (snip) > quickly > > >rejected by the Nobel Prize committee as being a plagiarism of an > > >> >> earlier famous work. The title of his paper was "To Halve and To > > >Halve Nut." > > >> > > > >> >That's acorny title. > > >> > > >> "Walnuts" to you ! > > > > > >You chew crack me up!! > > > > > Yeah, I'd heard other than soldiering on, you've also bceome a > nutcracker. > > Shy <cough> ski bum too, perhaps? > > You can telemarks my posts and that he's piste off that rich moguls like > my carves! :-( Moguls: More sea birds!
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote: > Tim Bruening wrote: > > Falcon: Criminal bird. > > > > Foray: In favor of X-rays. > > > > Galore: Female gold lode. > > > > Gaiety, Gayety: Homosexual beverage. > > > > Gamin: Male homosexuals. > > > Fivenication: what comes after fornication. Fournication: To have sex with Nick 4 times.
"J. A. Mc." wrote: > On 09 Jul 2004 11:41:14 GMT, sritk@aol.com (Sritk) found these unused words > floating about: > > >Ray Sing - He drove in the Indianopolis 500 > >Faye Sing - She's a plastic surgeon > Howe Sing - Homebuilder for the masses > Dr? Sing - Gown to the top of the Garment District. Bash Sing: A top boxer.
Apex wrote: > "Harry Farkas" <hfarkas@wowway.com> wrote in message > news:w8-dnSsP7b0ElH-iRVn-tA@wideopenwest.com... > > The motivational speaker urged me to forge on, yet he had me arrested when > I > > did. > > He wanted to be part of your experimint. It would have been centsible to > drop him a few notes. Or give him 1 million male deer (bucks). Do you fit on the counter? Syringe: A needle knight.
Dr Tormento wrote: > "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in > news:40ef5706$0$18192$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au: > > > "Jon Delaney" <jon@43-arun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message > > news:cchj9b$qvl$1@news8.svr.pol.co.uk > >> In these modern times with all our sources of energy. I still find a > >> wood burning stove the best. After all there's no fuel like an old > >> fuel! > > > > Sorry but this thread leaves me coaled. :-( > > I soot of expected that. Heating: A hot male bell. Sheeting: A female bell in bed.
"Ghost of the Ex New Mr. Humor" wrote: > Q: What beverage did the late conductor of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra > drink when he visited Harlem ? > > A: Soul tea!!! > > HH: Soul tea. Sol-ti. The late Sir George Solti was the conductor of the > Chicago Symphony Orchestra. You eat soul food (and soul tea) in Harlem. Get > it??? Ha ha ha!!! Sole Tea: Tea from shoes. Boot Rear: A drink that kicks you in the arse.
Alligator: One who makes allegations. Allocate: To find Al Gore. Goring: Ring worn by Al. Macy: A shopping mall in the ocean. JC Penny: A 1 cent shopping mall in the ocean. Gottchalks: A question for a teacher shopping for classroom supplies.
Pentax: A tax on reporters' writing instruments. Servile: A lab scientist knight. Servile: A very nasty knight. Sintax: A tax on, well - you know, "Thingy!" Pentax: A tax for time spent in the slammer Surtax: A very well paid knight. Surplus: A knight who really adds up! Multiple personality knight: Sir Jekyll.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:412FD33D.C7838661@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Bestride: Bees walking > > > > Bestride: Conquering bees. > > > > Betoken: Needed to ride on the bee subway. > > > > Bewitch: Bee doing magic. Spelling bee. > > > > Beyond: Bee far away, past the mountain. > > Behemoth: Very large male Apine/Lepidopteran cross, found near hippodromes. Lace: Frilly flower. Matsumoto: Flower on the floor. Statice: VIP flower. Stock: Cow flower. Waxflower: Flower that cleans floors.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4243D193.4EEEB08A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > startum wrote: > > > > > "Harry Marmoset" <harry_marmoset@msn.com> wrote in message > > > news:Xns953C5887CD548harrymarmosetmsncom@209.25.157.130... > > > > Hear about the hand gun exhibitionist? > > > > > > > > He was showing everyone his Glock > > > > > > And now he is securely glocked up. > > > > After going off half cocked. > > > > Half-Cocked: Premature ejaculation. > > It's just a splash in the pan. Pansy: Ocean of cooking utensils.
Greg Evans wrote: > Douglas D. Anderson wrote: > > > More precisely, "making love" is what a woman does while a man is > > "fucking" her. (v. atj lexical archives). > > Man...talk about splitting hairs.... Splitting hares?
nemo wrote: > Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message > news:fujsrvoa1p9vaqgev3kva7l1843it24n6p@4ax.com... > > On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 17:51:51 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> > > wrote: > > > > > > > >nemo <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message > > >news:ea8vb.51685$qu.43608@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk... > > >> > > >> fredmiller@the.PC <fred609@webtv.net> wrote in message > > >> news:3361f1b9.0311192251.4d6cc77b@posting.google.com... > > >> > "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message > > >> news:<3fbc2286$0$13673$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>... > > >> > > Kathy wrote: > > >> > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message > > >> > > > news:MCPub.27404$qu.7789@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk... > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> fredmiller@the.PC ?Z <FRED609@webtv.net> wrote in message > > >> > > >> news:1660-3FBB0A8B-487@storefull-2375.public.lawson.webtv.net... > > >> > > >>> nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote : > > >> > > >>> > > >> > > >>> Old MacDonald was dyslexic - E O I O E > > >> > > >>> (Billy Colony) > > >> > > >>> > > >> > > >>> Silly burger! > > >> > > >>> > > >> > > >>> Nemo > > >> > > >>> > > >> > > >>> Silly AND stale old burger. You want flies with that ? > > >> > > >>> > > >> > > >> Don't tell me they've started doing Eccles Cake Burgers! > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > Nah, they merely signed the Maggot ? laCarta. > > >> > > > > >> > > I larva pun like that! > > >> > > > >> > You'll outgrow it once you find your wings. > > >> > > >> Not if he drinks his ale late! > > >> > > >That obviously went over your heads. It would. It's the technical term > for > > >wing-like and is used to describe winged insects such as queen and drone > > >ants! > > > > > Hey Mr. High and Mighty. I have a Ph.D. in that bug stuff, so blow it > > out your ass. > > > You sure it ain't a Nh.D., nick?! > > And I haven't had mighty yet. It's still in the pot. Potting: Musical ceramic container. Potting: Musical majuana. Plotting: Musical play. Poto-Mack: Riverman in D.C.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4157C642.2C96B67A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Invest Ting: Chinese Stock Market. > > > > Mind Ding: Chinese genius. > > > > Pervert Ting: Chinese sinner. > > > > Pop Ping: Chinese father. > > > > Pop Ping: Chinese frozen juice. > > > > Pop Ping: Chinese balloon. > > > > Right Ting: Conservative Chinese. > > > > Scent Ting: Chinese perfume. > > > > Scent Ting: One penny Chinese. > > > > Taunt Ting: Chinese saying bad words. > > > > Vacate Ting: The Chinese is out. > > > > Vet Ting: Chinese who weeds out bad candidates. > > > > Vet Ting: Chinese animal doctor. > > > > Writ Ting: Chinese newspaper. > > Venting: Bell that has no watch. Bat Ting: Chinese baseball slugger.
Pending: Ringing writing instrument. Pole Vault: Where Santa keeps his money. Its unlocked by a Flake Key. Snow Bank: Where the Pole Vault is. West Bank: Where Palestinians keep their money.
