Parakeet: Two keets. Parallax: Two laxitives. Paralegal: Lawyers in an alternate universe. Parsecs: Sex on the golf course. Parasols: Two souls, soles, or suns.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42F81619.3586559D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Bunningham: Rabbit-fox crossbreed. > > > > Cunningham: Sly, clever, foxy actor. > > Cunningham Tandem: Intermediate telephone exchange which used to be > abbreviated to CUN/T. I kid you not! Tandem: John Kerry in the sun.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42F81647.B97C6542@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Happen: A writing device that causes events. > > > > Harden: A home for funny tough lions. > > > > Narrow: A line of thin things. > > > > Oden: Home for fat Norse lions. > > > > Sudden: Instant lion home. > > > > Widen: Home for fat lions. > > Where do they incarcerate sick lions that are falling to bits? > > A leopard colony! But lions aren't leopards. Remedy: Demon that will cure those lions. R.X: Robot that will cure them.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42F81780.F7552901@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:3F91A201.D258309@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Decontaminated: Radioactive church leader. > > > > > > > Haystack belonging to senior priest: Bishoprick. > > > > > > Diesel Doopher Nough. > > > > Holy Smokes! > > Nope. No-one's set fire to it yet. > > That's his box of cigars. Ho Lee: Heavenly Korean hooker.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42F817C4.41338224@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote: > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:3FB00292.D8DA60B0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Bracing: Singing donkey. > > > > > > > > > > > Roaring: A circular arrangment of growling lions. > > > > > > > > Soaring: Ring that makes you fly. > > > > > > > > Sowing: Flying pig. > > > > > > Sewing: Flying threads and fabrics. > > > > Rowing: Wings all lined up. > > Cueing: Flying snooker bat! Snooker: Sneaky dog.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies. > > > > > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies. > > > > > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams. > > > > > > > > > > 1/4 puns? OK. > > > > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give > no > quarter? > > > > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident. > > > > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer. > > > > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist > in > the > > > face. > > > > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager. > > > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine. > > > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough! > > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey! Melloncollie: A fruit dog.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E3147.7E42580@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Ranting: A bell diatribe. > > > > Questing: Bell on a mission. > > > > Resting: Bell remaining still. > > > > Fasting: Speedy bell. > > > > Fasting: Bell during Ramadan. > > > Hence the eggs pression, "Ramadan - a - ding - dong!" > > (Noah Fence.) Noah Fence: Fence that holds back the flood. Dammit: Glove that holds back the flood.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Typing: Secretary bell. > > > > Flapping: Flying bell. > > > > Hyping: Bell that exaggerates. > > > > Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs. > > > > Starting: Astronomical bell. > > > > Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache! > > Nemo > Numbo One Punster! Numbo: An arrow launcher with no feelings.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Typing: Secretary bell. > > > > Flapping: Flying bell. > > > > Hyping: Bell that exaggerates. > > > > Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs. > > > > Starting: Astronomical bell. > > > > Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache! Plaintiff: Just an ordinary argument. Pontiff: Argument high up in the Catholic Church.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Typing: Secretary bell. > > > > Flapping: Flying bell. > > > > Hyping: Bell that exaggerates. > > > > Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs. > > > > Starting: Astronomical bell. > > > > Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache! Plaintiff: A flat argument.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Typing: Secretary bell. > > > > Flapping: Flying bell. > > > > Hyping: Bell that exaggerates. > > > > Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs. > > > > Starting: Astronomical bell. > > > > Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache! Plaintiff: Argument over a flat piece of land.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E3197.8500F457@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Typing: Secretary bell. > > > > Flapping: Flying bell. > > > > Hyping: Bell that exaggerates. > > > > Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs. > > > > Starting: Astronomical bell. > > > > Pain after getting hit in the midriff by a campanologist: Belly ache! Beward the Belly Bandit!
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E30E7.49B5378E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Ann Nex: Woman who seeks to conquer. > > > > Asking: King of backsides. > > > > Awaking: King of Travel Agents. > > > > Banking: Explosives expert. > > > > Biking: A gay monarch. > > > King Key: Gay monarch come locksmith. Rock Step: Step taken by a stone. Rocking: Stone monarch.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E30E7.49B5378E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Ann Nex: Woman who seeks to conquer. > > > > Asking: King of backsides. > > > > Awaking: King of Travel Agents. > > > > Banking: Explosives expert. > > > > Biking: A gay monarch. > > > King Key: Gay monarch come locksmith. Rocking: Music monarch.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E33DB.C99C9E19@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Steve Siegfried wrote: > > > > > Ziggy's Tip o' the day: > > > > > > People who take these tips o' the day too seriously should > > > consider sending away for the Zigster's at-home study > > > program, "How to Quit Being Gullible in Only Ten Days." So > > > what's the secret of the almost 100% success ratio we've > > > experienced with our study program you might ask? Well, you > > > send me a cheque for $2500 and ten days later (most cheques > > > clear in 10 days or less), I send you a thank-you note. > > > > Send me your password and user ID, and I'll deposit the $2500! > > > > Gullible: A flying bovine that fishes at sea. > > > > ID: Icy demon. > > > > ID: Demon with lots of eyes for identifying people. > > > > A new head of a college refused to take the position on because they'd > failed to provide the office for him right at the very top of the building > that he'd asked for. > > He said he couldn't work in a college where there was no high Dean place! High Dean Place: Place for the college head to smoke pot.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4365D56C.7126B969@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Harry Marmoset <harry_marmoset@msn.com> wrote in message > > > news:Xns95419354CF4E5harrymarmosetmsncom@209.25.157.130... > > > > Hear about the fish that went to piano school? > > > > > > > > He wanted to work on his scales > > > > > > > And improve his s-gills. > > > > And get Gilmore? > > Done this one aleady. I mentioned Camden traffic wardens if few remember. Camden: Where cameras live. Olympus: Cat that takes pictures on a Greek mountain.
"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message news:<10go9huipel7q8d@corp.supernews.com>... > Larry Krzewinski wrote: > > On Sat, 31 Jul 2004 15:22:30 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote: > > > >>>>>>>>>> What if he has a Full House ? > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> Matt's more of an online persona. I doubt if he has house > >>>>>>>>> guests. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Grief, you sure killed this thread. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> Larry killed r.h. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> He has to do something in his off time. > >>>>> > >>>>> What are you talking about? I'm off all the time according to my > >>>>> wife. > >>>> > >>>> Get back on her and she'll shut up. > >>> > >>> That is a hole new theory. > >> > >> Even if not new, it's still exciting. > > > > Funny, Johnson felt the exact same way. > > Nice of you to invite one of the makers of > baby oil into your house. Oil from babys? Yuck Its worse than baby sales!
Sheila Dundee wrote: > "Dr Tormento" <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message > news:Xns9522472B89EFFrforschrcncom@199.184.165.239 > > "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in > > news:40ef5706$0$18192$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au: > > > >> "Jon Delaney" <jon@43-arun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message > >> news:cchj9b$qvl$1@news8.svr.pol.co.uk > >>> In these modern times with all our sources of energy. I still find a > >>> wood burning stove the best. After all there's no fuel like an old > >>> fuel! > >> > >> Sorry but this thread leaves me coaled. :-( > > > > I soot of expected that. > > How char-ming - and said with such flare, too!! Flaring: Ring that makes the sun explode.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42565899.4A775F44@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:41EB8171.C3A04BCE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > A man turns up for a very posh and stuffy fance dress ball at the > > > Dorchester > > > > > Hotel stark naked exept for being festooned with jump-leads. > > > > > > > > > > The doorman at first refuses to let him in, until he shows his > > > invitation > > > > > and then he lets him in reluctantly. As the man walks into the hall > the > > > > > doorman shouts after him, "Fair enough! I've let you in - but don't > you > > > > > start anything!!" > > > > > > > > I expect sparks to fly! > > > > > > Narr. No-one came dressed as a car battery. > > > > Car Battery: The crime of beating up an automobile. > > Assault and battery: A sailor carrying an accumulator. Accumulator: Mountain that acquires objects or energy.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:414144C5.3717E451@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > "Keith E." wrote: > > > > > Mon, 08 Mar 2004 01:13:15 -0800 was a day just like any other, > > > until Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > >Larry Krzewinski wrote: > > > > > > > >> On Mon, 08 Mar 2004 02:40:38 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote: > > > >> > > > >> >>>>>>>And sales of incontinence related products are up pygthurr. > > > >> >>>>>> > > > >> >>>>>>That's normal for atj. <g> > > > >> >>>>> > > > >> >>>>>Only pygthur visitors. The rest of us don't bother with that > > > >> >>>>>junk. > > > >> >>>> > > > >> >>>>That's pretty obvious as soon as you walk in the door. > > > >> >>> > > > >> >>>You're green with envy. > > > >> >>> > > > >> >>>Well, that and some other shit. > > > >> >> > > > >> >>You do have to be very careful where you step in atj. > > > >> > > > > >> ><trips Larry> > > > >> > > > >> <Larry falls right into rec.humor> > > > > > > > >Tripping: Bell on a journey. > > > > > > > >Stripping: Nude bell. > > > > > > Temping: Bellweather. > > > > Tempting: Musical thermometer. > > Thermos Tat: A lacework jacket for your vacuum flask. > > Bi-Mental Strip: Gym uniform worn by lunatic athletes with hormonal problems > caused by all those steroids. On September 15, 2006, I saw a sign saying "BI TIRES".
