nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41413A67.FFC2E0ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Konker: Dog belonging to a giant ape that climbs skyscrapers. > > > > Pamper: Price of a cooking spray. > > > > Parapet: Domestic animal from the 5th dimension. > > > > Pesky: Annoying object that undoes locks. > > > > Skit: Young cat in a short play. > > > > Skittish: Young scardy cat. > > > > Velvet: Cloth that fought in a war. > > <oyster alert> > Nein. Dos iz der farkert fun a krankvet! Termination: Nation of robots played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Racketing: Tennis Bell. Seeding: Ocean bell. Seeding: Watch the bell. Shaping: Cookie cutter bell. Snapping: Bell that cracks a whip, or breaks sticks, or loses its temper.
Breaking: King of dancing by spinning on the ground. Braking: King of stopping. Faking: Pretender to the throne.
nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:42ED9A7D.652139A4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message > > news:40670a71$0$3902$45beb828@newscene.com... > > > > > > So then "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> said: > > > >Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote in > > message > > > >news:406039c2$0$50541$45beb828@newscene.com... > > > > > > > >> >Trouble is: If you post bee puns that are so terribly bad they make > > > >> >people commit suicide in droves, they beecome Beepuns of Mass > > > >> >Destruction. > > > >> > > > >> If you could entice one into some intestinal food with chemical > > > >> attractants, you'd have a bee leaving in cooked up entrail agents. > > > > > > > >Ullo. Somebody's read Hellstrom's Hive! - written by a very Frank > > Herbert! > > > > > > You mean I've been plagued, you're rised? > > > > Better than bathing in ass's milk and drowning coz it's pasteurized! > > BC: Ancient bee ocean. > > BO: Smelly bee. > > BP: Bee urine. > > BT: Bee beverage. . . or an apine phone company where all employbees still drink gallons of the Brit traditional beverage because it started life as GPO Telephones which was part of the Civil Service. http://www.bt.com/index.jsp BS: Apine shit.
nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:42ED9910.E9D8AA17@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > nemo wrote: > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:40014B91.B1BF6DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > Rumble: Druken male cow. > > > > Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache. > > > > Bumble: Male cow with sore arse/ass. > > > > Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy. > > > > Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't remember the words - > > or who stinks!. > > > > Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked. > > Grumble: Complaining bull. > > Amble: Bull just walking along. > > Scramble: Fast bull. > > Compatible: Friendly bull. > > Compatible: Electronic bull. Bullocks! You can't pat a big, fierce bull. You'll find the experience very goring indeed! Bullocks: How bovines are confined.
nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:42ED996D.F20EAEE3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > Convent: Against angry rants. > > Convent: A ranting criminal. > > Converse: Against singing. > > Contract: Against railroads. > Wasn't this one of mine? > Enginuity: A locomotive driver's pension. I'm the only one here who says 'locomotive driver.' All you yEncs say 'Engineer' like in K.C. Jones - steamin' and a' rollin'. If anyone needed to sober up and use a deodorant it was him! Sober: Chilly steamstress or fiber artist.
nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:42ED9A1C.6EB5BEF1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > "Keith E." wrote: > > > Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:31:28 -0700 was a day just like any other, > > until Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote: > > >On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:55:42 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote: > > > > > >>>>>>>>>Don't get sniffy with me, young man! > > >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>Don't worry, I keep nose plugs with me at all times. > > >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>You might just want to trim your nose hair once it gets that thick, > > >>>>>>>Keith. > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>>I tried, but it objected. > > >>>>> > > >>>>>So that's where your handlebar mustache came from! > > >>>> > > >>>>No, that came off a bicycle. It's just a realistic paint job. > > >>> > > >>>I thought the red handlebar grips with the multicolored streamers were > > >>>a bit much, though. > > >> > > >>They aren't streamers, they're snot wicks. They work kinda like > > >>those fancy clothes that wick sweat from your body. > > > > > >That'll make you popular with the ladies! > > > > They want me for my classy ways. > > Fishing: Singing sea life. > > Barby: Apine in jail, or drunk, or practicing law. A lawyer was supposed to be representing a girl in court but he got it all wrong and embarrister instead! Barby: Apine weight. Barby: Apine lawyer or wine seller.
Laden: Loaded home. Lambent: Crooked sheep. Lanker: Local Area Network dog. Lanking: Local Area Network king. Lanky: Key to a Local Area Network.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4283E40C.25D695AF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Kathy wrote: > > > > > "Buffalo Chilkat" <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message > > > news:3ggorvsdr7n6uuh45srdf2vm5gtqf0c30c@4ax.com... > > > > Kathy wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message > > > > >news:MCPub.27404$qu.7789@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk... > > > > >> > > > > >> fredmiller@the.PC ?Z <FRED609@webtv.net> wrote in message > > > > >> > news:1660-3FBB0A8B-487@storefull-2375.public.lawson.webtv.net... > > > > >> > nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote : > > > > >> > > > > > >> > Old MacDonald was dyslexic - E O I O E > > > > >> > (Billy Colony) > > > > >> > > > > > >> > Silly burger! > > > > >> > > > > > >> > Nemo > > > > >> > > > > > >> > Silly AND stale old burger. You want flies with that ? > > > > >> > > > > > >> Don't tell me they've started doing Eccles Cake Burgers! > > > > >> > > > > >Nah, they merely signed the Maggot ? laCarta. > > > > > > > > That was a real quiller. > > > > > > > 'Twas a scroll in the park. > > > > Scroll Ling: Ancient Chinese document. > > Dead C Scrolls: Ancient documents from the future about a long-defunct > > computer programming language. Defunct: Obsolete demon.
Lady: Female demon. Levy: Vampire tax. Malady: A sick demon. Master: Spinning boss. McCovey: Vampire baseball player for the SF Giants from 1959-1980.
Greedy: Kleptomaniac demon. Groovy: Hip vampire. Handy: Chinese demon with lots of manipulatory appendages. Hardy: Resilient demon. Paul Harvey: Vampire that tells "The rest of the story".
Flabby: Fat bee. Fraidy: Cowardly demon. Fuddy: Religious demon. Gabby: Talkative bee. Gaudy: Fashionable demon.
Crazy: Insane zombie. Cruddy: Demon that feels bad. Curvy: Canine vampire. Daddy: Male demon parent. Degenerate: A demonic power plant.
Catalog: Tree feline. Catastrophe: The cat pooped on my bed. Catboat: Feline on water. Cation: Ionizing feline. CD, DVD: Demon and vampire recording devices.
Catacomb: Feline hair neatener. Catalyst: List of felines. Catamount: Feline mountain. Catapult: Cat that throws things a log way. Cataract: Cat eyes that flow with water.
Boozy: Drunken zombie ghost. Brandy: Drunken demon. Breezy: Windy zombie. Bronzy: A metallic zombie. Broody: Depressed demon. Someone did indeed steal his printing press.
B-12: Very strong bee, who takes Vitamin Bee. Bedevil: Bee in Hell. Before: Bee #4. Befoul: Dirty bee. Befowl: Bird-bee.
Plotting: Bell in a play. Presenting: Bell at Christmas. Preventing: Bell that avoids accidents. Providing: Bell that wins the bread and brings home the beacon. Putting: Bell at the golf course.
Devising: Song of creativity. Revising: To change the song. Eldish, Oldish: Old plate. Prudish: Plate that fears sex. Ashcroft: Top of an ash tree.
