nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41EE69EF.F5B93F9C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:41EB7500.B626A4D7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Milton: 2,000 pound grain grinder. > > > > > > > > Juicy: An Israeli ocean. > > > > > > > > Secrecy: Ocean no one knows about. > > > > > > Mediciterranean: If they'd have owned the whole thing. > > > > Also an ocean of doctors. > > > Or a lake of quacks. Quacking: King of waterfowl. Waterfowl: Polluted H2O that flies. Colored Hebrews: Orange Jews.
Viper: Snakes used to clean wet windshields. Viper: Snake price. Saturn: Car with a ring. Neptune: Washing Machine way out there.
Jenni Saqua wrote: > "Dr Tormento" wrote ... > > "Jenni Saqua" wrote : > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote ... > > >> On 08 Jul Dr Tormento found these > > >> unused words floating about: > > >> > > >> >Hauke Reddmann originally wrote : > > >> > > > >> >> Here at the uni I always pass the Enten-Apotheke > > >> >> (Ducks Pharmacy Store). I never was in it, though. > > >> >> They are just quacks! > > >> > > > >> > Do they have a web site? > > >> > > >> A Merganser through Google should confirm the drake URL. > > >> > > > When I arrived at their website, a notice said, "No Peking, Duck site > > > closed." ... > > > > Obviously they had problems with their bills. > > > They've paddled bankruptcy before, according to records. Subduct: Water fowl deep under water.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:40B0A8F4.22619A7A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Advent: We need more ventilation. > > > > Advent: Insert angry rant. > > > > Adverse: Add a song. > > > > Adverse: Singing comercial. > > > > Convent: Against angry rants. > > > > Convent: A ranting criminal. > > > > Converse: Against singing. > > > > Contract: Against railroads. > > > > Enginuity: A locomotive driver's pension. > > The air-conditioing engineer is working overtime. > > Ven? Till late? How chilling. Chilling: Cold Chinese. Heating: Hot Chinese. Warming: Mildly hot Chinese vase.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:40F4BEC3.622B2AFE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Betsy: An ocean casino. > > > > Casey: Suitcase ocean. > > > > Daisy: Flower ocean. > > > > Dicey: Die, ocean! > > > > Krypton: Heavy secret. > > > > Pepsi: A fizzy, uplifting sea. > > > > Peptide: The result of the moon pulling on the Pepsi. > > Polypeptide: The result of the moon pulling on a parrot. > > Polypeptide Chain: What it pulls the parrot with. > > A Nemo Acid. Carbon Chain: Chain of pastries in an automobile. Swimming Suit: Lawyer in water. Brief Case: Where lawyers pack their underwear.
Ben Ding: Chinese bow. Depart Ting: A Chinese who is leaving. Far Ting: Smelly Chinese at a distance. Len Ding: Chinese glasses maker. Lend Ding: Chinese banker.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4260BD7A.2E5A7F31@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Turkey: Unlocks a fowl lock. > > > > X-Mas: What happens in an alien church. > > Akk - akk - akkademy: Martain college. Mercury: Ocean of hot dogs.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4261F12D.661CBE0F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Mos wrote: > > > > > "CheechWizard" <located@a.titty.bar> wrote in message > > > news:Nt18e.30011$9i7.15621@trnddc04 > > > > ...fuk u bitch...fuk u HARD!!...'ol that cocksucker > > > > abe is the worse crimminal theze 'hyar united states > > > > have ever encountered.... > > > > > > > > ...he frred the coons...u 'fraid-o coonz bitch??... > > > > > > > > what we did to counter the amas-carp-fuk-u-lation > > > > is to give them spooks firearmz n drugz.... > > > > > > > > ...wanna a dime bag??....BLAM, BLAM...fuk yo ass > > > > punk-ass muthafukin' bitch...gimme yo fukin' car... > > > > > > > > ...sure...abe did us a favor.... > > He Cain't have done. He was killed early on. > > > > If he didn't they would never have discovered > > > fried chikin, poke chops, an wallamellon. > > > > Chi Kin: Relatives of Greeks? > > > Nerds' religion: Geek Orthodox. Orthodox: Very conservative Jewish doctors. Doctor: Mountain top that heals.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4260B827.7E89F461@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:40F4BEC3.622B2AFE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Betsy: An ocean casino. > > > > > > > > Casey: Suitcase ocean. > > > > > > > > Daisy: Flower ocean. > > > > > > > > Dicey: Die, ocean! > > > > > > > > Krypton: Heavy secret. > > > > > > > > Pepsi: A fizzy, uplifting sea. > > > > > > > > Peptide: The result of the moon pulling on the Pepsi. > > > > > > Polypeptide: The result of the moon pulling on a parrot. > > > > > > Polypeptide Chain: What it pulls the parrot with. > > > > > > A Nemo Acid. > > > > Carbon Chain: Chain of pastries in an automobile. > > > > Swimming Suit: Lawyer in water. > > > > Brief Case: Where lawyers pack their underwear. > > . . . when it's not in a Combination Safe, that is. Combination: Nation of electronic containers.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:425E2E9F.AFA48586@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote: > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > During WW2, a lot of chickens escaped from a chicken farm when > a > German > > > > > fighter plane dived down and riddled all the chicken coops and > sheds > with > > > > > > > > pullet holes! > > > > > > > > Do any of those chickens pitch and commit "balks"? > > > > > > Balking: King of the pitcher's mound. > > > > Baseball: Party at a fort. > > > > Rounders: English baseball played by fat people. Cricket: Game played with insects.
Curly: Korean dog. Dialize: Fibs over the phone. Fluted: Ted is sick. Fluted: Ted went up into the air. Gaited: Ted comes out of the closet.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:433A3ECE.8764025F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > B-2: Bomber bee. > > > > B-4: A bee in front. > > > > B-9: Kind bee. > > > > B-10: Defeated bee. > > > > B-12: Very strong bee. > > > > Bedevil: Bee in Hell. > > > > Before: Bee #4. > > > > Befoul: Dirty bee. > > > > Befowl: Bird-bee. > > > > Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back. > > Beatable: Four-legged platform what they eat their honey from off of. Bejabber: Apine sword.
Larry Krzewinski wrote: > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:37:48 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote: > > >> >> >> >> >Cheap spelling checker. Must be made in Kiweeland. > >> >> >> >> >Well, least give me credit for not mucking up "is". > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> You just did. The period goes inside the quotes. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >No, the period goes inside the minipad. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> Touche. Or maybe not. Some of us will go with the flow while > >others > >> >> >> will just keep their fingers clean. > >> >> > > >> >> >Finger lickin good. Smells like fish, taste like chicken. > >> >> > >> >> Yet another example of desperate teenage boys. > >> > > >> >Did you really mean degenerate? > >> > >> I thought it was implied. > > > >You should have said that in the first place. Desperate > >is for older guys with the beer gut, high forehead, low > >bank account, etc. See attached photos of Keith, Greg, > >and Larry for examples of desperate. > > They all had high foreheads but the other details were missing. Foreheads: Four heads.
Larry Krzewinski wrote: > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:17:27 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote: > > >>>They feature in Southpark > >> > >>I'm a little worried. I don't want to end up like Kenny. > > > >If you do, you can blame Canada. > > LOL! How very true. Who is Mr. Andrist? Ful Ton: 2,000 pound meal in the colleage where Churchill gave his Iron Curtain speech. Iron Curtain: Drapes windows in a robot bedroom.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:43320EE0.E6478A84@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Jonners <jon@43-xarun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message > > > news:chmgs4$9qn$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk... > > > > What's wooly and flashes - Sheep lightening > > > > > > > Blitzen: Santa's high voltage reindeer. > > > > Blitzen: Reindeer takes up Buddhism. > > They made the other one into Donner Kebabs! Medi-Kate: Woman who heals.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:43320F02.407EEAB0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Larry Krzewinski wrote: > > > > > On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 11:27:53 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote: > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Flowers pygthur a good person is like ketchup pygthur a > > good > > > >>>>>>>>>>> meal. > > > >>>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>>> Flowers are a condiment? Imagine yourself at the ballpark > > > >>>>>>>>>> ordering a hot dog and saying, "Yeah, give me one with > > > >>>>>>>>>> mustard, onions, relish and roses. Hold the thorns." > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>> Roses are more suited for being baked in a > > > >>>>>>>>> pastery. Roses on a hot dog? Heathen. > > > >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> What kind of pastry? > > > >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> A pastery made with flower. > > > >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> You shouldn't lilac that. > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> For true, they are. I would not tell you peony stuff. > > > >>>>> Iris my reputation that way. > > > >>>> > > > >>>> Perhaps you should just stay mum. > > > >>> > > > >>> And miss all the morning glory every day!?! > > > >> > > > >> That flowery speech won't get you anywhere with me, bub. > > > > > > > >Dew say. > > > > > > Nor will all the fertilizer you've been spewing. > > > > Fertilizer: Knight with many kids. > > And his wife's name is Lisa? Fertilizer: Hair that nourishes plants.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:43322609.916C6DA4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:40A88825.4E0C6CF9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > Robin May wrote: > > > > > > > > > "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote the following in: > > > > > news:10a1qgu1q22mu6d@corp.supernews.com > > > > > > > > > > > Robin May wrote: > > > > > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote the following > > in: > > > > > >> news:409B5F0E.49B9D609@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us > > > > > >> > > > > > >>> Who do you believe is the greatest man ever? > > > > > >> > > > > > >> Robin May. > > > > > > > > > > > > May what? > > > > > > > > > > Visciously beat you up at any time. > > > > > > > > LOL! > > > > > > > Lolipop: Funny very small online explosion. > > > > Lolipop: Candy dad. > > Is he a candy dad for the Conservative Party or the Labour Party? The Liberals. Lo-Kate: A one woman GPS system.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41CFA214.B93CD53D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message > > news:<2i8pr2Fju7e6U1@uni-berlin.de>... > > > Mos wrote: > > > > > > >> "If The E-mail Doesn't *Ding*, It's Me" ? > > > > > > > > I figure yours would make more of a blaaat sound. > > > > > > You'd think so, yeah. But I work in a cube farm - gotta refrain from > > > annoying my cow-orkers. > > > > Are there any Rubics Cubes or Borg Cubes on that farm? > > Nope. But there are some Rubrics Cubes with their headings printed in red. > > Headings: Percussive kind of Tinitus. Cubing: Line of Bing Crosbies. Crosby: Comedian apine.
