nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:410DE676.7B4EF47D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: > > > > > Then Larry Krzewinski said: > > > >On Sun, 25 Jul 2004 14:38:04 -0700, "ynotssor" <ynotssor@example.net> > > > >wrote: > > > > > > > >>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote in > > > >>message news:4103fc24$0$25470$45beb828@newscene.com > > > >> > > > >>> 29 years now? Wow, that *is* quite a camping trip! Hey, you didn't > > > >>> happen to jump out of an airliner with a big bag of cash did you? > > > >> > > > >>I can honestly say that I've only made one jump from a Boeing 727 in > my > > > >>life, and that was from 15,000 ft. > > > > > > > >So how much of the cash do you have left, D.B.? > > > > > > And what percentage is he offering for us to keep our mouths shut? > > You'll starve! > > > > Will he send it COD? > > > You won't even be able to eat that! Eating: Internet bell.
"J. A. Mc." wrote: > On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:58:45 -0300, yu-hu me <macma01REMOVE@attglobal.net> > found these unused words floating about: > > >On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 11:22:22 +0000, nemo wrote: > > > >> > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > >> news:410DE9A9.E577893F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > >>> > >>> > >>> nemo wrote: > >>> > >>> > unidyne <unidyne@cox.net> wrote in message > >>> > news:H1WMc.2294$zA4.338@lakeread04... > >>> > > > >>> > > "brigit bardot brigade" <brigitzkrieg@hotmail.com> wrote in message > >>> > > news:3cd79f7a.0407242013.606a7fe1@posting.google.com... > >>> > > > longest day... i recall some critics called it the longest movie. > >>> > > > >>> > > These were actually used in film reviews: > >>> > > > >>> > > Lost Horison : "Lost Investment" > >>> > > Howard the Duck: "Howard the Dead Duck" Heaven's Gate: "Heaven Knows > >>> > > Why" > >>> > > Dawn of the Dead: "Yawn of the Living" Don't Stop the Music : > >>> > > "PLEASE Stop the Music!" Xanadu: "Xana-don't" > >>> > > Waterworld: "Wat-ever For?" > >>> > > The Postman: "Return to Sender" > >>> > > > >>> > > ...and my personal favorite... > >>> > > > >>> > > The Sound of Music: "The Sound of Mucus" > >>> > > > >>> > I'll second that! I used to repair the telephones in the Palace > >>> > Theatre > >> when > >>> > that horrible show was on. Trying to repair the blasted switchboard > >>> > with > >> big > >>> > fat cows dressed as nuns bellowing scales in your ear!! > >>> > >>> Fish scales or weighing scales? > >>> > >> Musical scales of coarse! > >> > >> Dough Ray Me Far Sew Latte Dough . . > >> > >> Or as my mum used to sing it: > >> > >> What makes me fart I do not know. > >> > >> > >> Teacher to class: "Now goys and birls - Sing this note: 'Me Me Me Me > >> Meeee!' " > >> > >> Class: "You You You You Yooooooooou!" > > > >The class was supposed to go first, > >but they were out of sequins in that > >dress rehersal. They sang out of > >key because they missed their scales. > > The principal took note of that ... Noting: No bell, no music.
Jonners wrote: > Sine: What you do to a check. > Cosine: What you need for a joint account. > Tangent: Sunbed for a man. > Cotangent: Sunbed for two men. > PI: Patstry covered food. > Arc: Listen > Radius: Wireless receivers > Secant: Something you might get looking up skirts. > Hyperbola: Cricketer on speed. > Parabola: Cricketer for the airborne division. > Binomial: never pay for lunch. > Polynomial: unfed parrot. > Quadratic: a house with four lofts. > Algebra: Terrorist group with weapons of maths instruction. Sextant: Ant on Viagra or Cialis. Cialis: Ocean that stimulates sex.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41ECABAB.3BD4A567@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Larry Krzewinski wrote: > > > > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 01:43:57 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > >>>Sounds like sharp advice > > > >> > > > >>Try to really avoid the ones named "Barb-y." > > > > > > > >You met Barb Dwyer? > > > > > > Yeah, but I was sorta on the fence about her. > > > > Offense or defense? > > I put up offense once but after a very strong wind I found that defense had > fallen down! D. Fense: A demonic barrier between two yards.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41ECA97F.59B06CA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Anaconda: A snake Ann. > > > > Anagram: An Ann weighing 1/28th ounce, and is good with words. > > > > Anatomic: An Ann who knows the body and also knows nuclear physics > > > > Antonym: Ann who's good with names. > > > > Annoy: Irritating Ann. > > Annoy: A Yiddisher exclamation. X-Claim: Claim # 24.
nemo wrote: > "Mike Norton" <junk_norton@comcast.net> wrote in message > news:14adne_hlKmKQaneRVn-ig@comcast.com... > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:433226DA.CCFC55D7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Bummer: Ocean of arses. > > > > > > Bumming: Chinese vase of arses. > > > > > > Creamer: Ocean of froth. > > > > > > Creaming: Chinese vase of froth. > > > > > > Megrim: 1,000 rims. > > not 1,000,000 rims? > > -- Smokerise > > > > Shagrim: Greek contraception! Divi-Nate: A Psychic man.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:433A4489.EFA42A5D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Vig Kalyanasundaram wrote: > > > > > "nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit> wrote in message > > > newsmd0e.123179$y25.15236@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk... > > > > > > | Demontrate: To remove Nessie. > > > > > > Defer : "Ma'am, may I take your coat" > > > > > > Destroy : Kill Brad Pitt > > > > > > Deeper : price of a removal > > > > > > Demeaning : to remove meaning from > > > > > > Deprecate : To get rid of 8 obnoxious men > > > > Deepur: To silence a cat. > > > > Catalytic Convertor: Used to remove polluting vapours from felines' > exhausts! Hegemon-Nick: Man who rules.
"J. A. Mc." wrote: > For many years the various sections of the Tate family were scattered far > and wide. Finally, with the advent of cheap travel, they decided to get > together enmasse. What no one forsaw was that they were all extremely > amorous in nature. > > Soon they had all paired off and the hall resounded with shouts, calls and > grunts. Forevermore it became known as the united Tate's congress. Leading to the Baby Boom. Baby Boom: Very loud infants.
"J. A. Mc." wrote: > On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 15:17:52 +1300, "Apple Betty" <applebetty@xtra.co.nz> > found these unused words floating about: > > > > >"J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message > >news:8knktvgasdek0es0cgad2ep2npned9khtb@4ax.com... > >> On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 09:13:58 +1300, "Apple Betty" <applebetty@xtra.co.nz> > >> found these unused words floating about: > >> > >> > > >> >"J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message > >> >news:h4vjtvsaoh0kgfbpbu1ll391e3k3ped2s2@4ax.com... > >> >> On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 15:44:36 +0530, Amisax <why.would.i.give@mail.com> > >> >found > >> >> these unused words floating about: > >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> >> When I talk to my tree, it leaves... > >> >> > > >> >> >Did you try a trunk call ? > >> >> > >> >> Can't, she's on a branch line. > >> >> > >> >Wrong. I haven't even twigged. > >> > > >> Yew can say that, bud! > >> > >Suffering secateurs! Thistle have to do while I'm pining. > > > Pining? ... Fir what? Douglas ??? Alpine: What Gore did in 2000.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41D3C7B5.7A5EFA99@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Baghdad: Male parent of a shopping container. > > > > Joy: Happy household cleanser. > > > > Lysol: Fibbing house hold cleanser. > > > > Pine Sol: Sad household cleanser. > > > > Pine Sole: Shoe of a tree. > > > > Pine Soul: Tree with a sense of right and wrong. > > Pine Soul: Writing instrument that uses turpentine and graphite. Pine Soul: Singing tree. Apine: One buzzing tree.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41D3C500.E3889ECB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Swapping: Bell used to signal trades. > > > > Hating: Bell that dislikes. > > > > Halting: Bell used to signal a stop. > > > > Printing: Musical letters. > > Fount of all Knowledge: Expert typographer. > > (How many founts/fonts can the Terrible Twins do freehand, upper and lower > case, with brush or pencil and paper, I wonder!) Grapher: Hairy writing.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41D3C1B4.367A4D4D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:4029EF17.C920269D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > CT: Ocean of antimatter. > > > > > > > CP: Leaky ocean. > > > > CD: Ocean of electronic storage devices.Subject: > > > > Mumble: Mother of a male bovine. > > > > Stockholm: Home on the range. > > Vladivostok: Where The Impaler's cattle are affixed to the ground with > impact adhesive. > > Moscow: The green stuff that grows upon them because they never move. Glasgow: Cow made of glass. Warsaw: I saw the Iraq war live on CNN! Krakow: Female bovine on a variety of cocaine.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41D3BC10.EA3601F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Signet: Net that signs. > > > > Silently: Quiet Korean. > > > > Silken: Home of spiders. > > > > Silky: Key to Spiders. > > > > Silty: Sandy beverage. > > > > Silly: Funny Korean. > > All people called Lee aren't Korean and all Koreans aren't called Lee! > > You'd do better to pun using real Korean names. The last two Koreans I knew > were called Jae Bong Kim and Bum Suk Hong! Bumming: Korean in a Chinese vase? Bummer: Ocean of Koreans?
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41D3BC10.EA3601F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Signet: Net that signs. > > > > Silently: Quiet Korean. > > > > Silken: Home of spiders. > > > > Silky: Key to Spiders. > > > > Silty: Sandy beverage. > > > > Silly: Funny Korean. > > All people called Lee aren't Korean and all Koreans aren't called Lee! > > You'd do better to pun using real Korean names. The last two Koreans I knew > were called Jae Bong Kim and Bum Suk Hong! Bumkins: Korean family.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41D3BC10.EA3601F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Signet: Net that signs. > > > > Silently: Quiet Korean. > > > > Silken: Home of spiders. > > > > Silky: Key to Spiders. > > > > Silty: Sandy beverage. > > > > Silly: Funny Korean. > > All people called Lee aren't Korean and all Koreans aren't called Lee! > > You'd do better to pun using real Korean names. The last two Koreans I knew > were called Jae Bong Kim and Bum Suk Hong! Hong Kong: Ringing Korean?
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41D3B947.13BBAD15@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Seabed: Where the ocean or the letter C sleeps. > > > > Secede: Rebellious baby plant. > > > > Serenade: Singing knight. > > > > Serene: Peaceful knight. > > > > Serest: Sleeping knight. > > > > Servant: Knight ant who serves. > > > > Server: Computer network knight. > > Serviceman: Knight who operates a clamping device in a metalwork shop. Service: Sinning knight. Surprise: Knight on a game show. Hobit: Middle Earth computer memory unit.
"J. A. Mc." wrote: > On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 17:06:37 GMT, "J H Lowy" <jhlowy@optonline.net> > found these unused words floating about: > > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message > >news:GNkbb.93597$B%2.84805@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk... > >> > >> Nick Bell <nicand_nospam_bel@yahoo.com> wrote in message > >> news:vmpbibbda30o3b@corp.supernews.com... > >> > > >> > > >> > There are the descendants of French people in Northern Ireland. They are > >> called Ulster Onionists. > >> > > >> And they speak Garlic?? > >> > >> It's the ones in Belgium who cause all the trouble. Slightest bit of > >> contraversy and the Walloons go up! > >> > >Ouch! Born in Antwerp and never went back. > > > Is Antwerp the next worm hole in the Spacewerp? Antwerp: A social insect going faster than light?
Nick Bell wrote: > "nemo" wrote ... > | > | Nick Bell wrote ... > | > > | > > | > There are the descendants of French people in Northern Ireland. They are > | called Ulster Onionists. > | > > | And they speak Garlic?? > | > | It's the ones in Belgium who cause all the trouble. Slightest bit of > | contraversy and the Walloons go up! > | > | > | > Sounds worse than the march down Portabello Road. Things just mushroom there. Ireland: Where the people are angry.
Insect: Inside a cult. Incrust: Buried. Incur: Sex with a dog. Infer: Inside hair. Infirm: Employed by a corporation.
Childish: Immature plate. Contemplate: Thoughtful plate. Dowdy: Wall Street demon. Fiendish: Evil plate. Outlandish: Out of this world plate.
