Aborting: Bell that ends a pregnancy. Admitting: Bell that rings to allow you in. Alerting: Bell that rings warning. Affording: Cheap bell. Affording: One bell that wades across a river.
Aiming: Arrow vase. Arming: Explosive vase. Averting: Bell that avoids disaster. Biting: Toothy bell. Biting: Purchase a bell.
Bursting: Over full bell. Busting: Mass transit bell. Beaming: Honey producing vase. Claming: Shelled marine Chinese vase. Clammer: Ocean of shelled marine life. Cramming: Vase filled with junk. Cramming: Vase studying for a test.
Abiding: Bell that coopeates. Asserting: Bell that knows what it wants. Assuming: Chinese vase that jumps to conclusions. Attracting: Bell that people like. Betting: Casino bell.
Boarding: Wooden bell. Compounding: Bell at a computerized dog pound. Dating: Calender bell. Dating: Romance bell. Dating: Fruit bell. Dating: Bell that only rings in the daytime.
artyw wrote: > "KIMEVANS" <kimevans@bigpond.com> wrote in message news:<YPNRb.32277$Wa.4650@news-server.bigpond.net.au>... > > I think I may have caught bird flu....I'm feeling rather peckish. > > Osprey some decongestant and magpie you'll feel better. One flu over the coo-coo nest. Decongestant: Demon that clears up stuffy noses. Defeating: Bell that lost. Creaming: Dairy vase. Flaming: Burning vase. Hamming: Pig vase.
Gleaming: Shiny vase. Priming: First vase. Trimming: A fit vase. Perfecting: Bell with no flaws. Petting: Companion animal bell.
Plotting: Bell in a play. Presenting: Bell at Christmas. Preventing: Bell that avoids accidents. Providing: Bell that wins the bread and brings home the beacon. Putting: Bell at the golf course.
Quitting: Bell that leaves the race. Ratting: Rodent bell. Rating: Bell that provides ranks. Setting: Bell that puts plates on the table. Advising: Song that gives advice.
Michael Balarama wrote: > A man goes to his doctor and says, "I've got a problem, Doc. > Sometimes I dream that I'm a teepee and sometimes I dream > that I'm a wigwam. Teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee... > I need help!" > > "I know what your problem is," said the doctor. "You need to > relax...you're two tents!" Teepee: Tea that makes one urinate. Wigwam: Hairpiece that hits your head.
Closer: Knight of shutting down. Minimizer: Shrinking knight. Reminiscer: Knight of remembrance. Riser: Knight of ascending grain. Seizer: Knight who grabs hold. Sexer: Lustful knight. Sizer: A measuring knight. Stresser: Knight of emphasis. Teaser: Beverage knight. Tosser: Salad making knight. Tosser: Throwing knight. Tracer: Investigating knight. Washer: Wet knight.
Joking: Laughing king. Lurking: King who reads but doesn't post in the Internet. Planking: Wooden king. Smacking: King who slaps people. Snacking: King who eats a lot. Sneaking: Shoe king. Sneaking: King who's good at not being seen. Socking: King who plays a game in which a ball is kicked into a net on the ground. Working: King doing a job. Yanking: King who pulls stuff.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:408BD9D9.373667E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Buffalo Chilkat wrote: > > > > > My dog does not like Cage. > > > > Composer: Electronic musical knight. > > > Does he Offenbach? Women should Bee Wear of men who want to get them on their Bach! Trifle: Little rifle.
Emitters: Gloves that send radio or TV signals. Eremitism: Ideology of gloves living alone. Hermit: Glove of a woman who lives alone. Nimbus: Rainy bus. Omibus: Bus that goes everywhere. Unibus: Bus that brings people together.
headdr wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:405CAEA1.CCDC963D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > David Reihmer <simwah@mindspring.com> wrote in message > > > news:simwah-156D6A.13284215102003@netnews.attbi.com... > > > > In article <vecjov4r8et97gk0eljusk25v7ejk2ue2k@4ax.com>, > > > > Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote: > > > > > > > > > Hindu-Swiss cheese: Holey Cow! > > > > > > > > I get my holey cheese from the Dairy Llama. > > > > -- > > > Which cheese to chose probably puts you on the horns of a Dalai Lama. > > > > > > (He's Buddhist BTW, not Hindu.) > > > > Emu: Cow on the Internet. > > > > > Spam: Ground pig on the internet. > Coward: Going toward old Bossie. Hamming: Pig meat in a Chinese vase. Spamming: Ground pig in a Chinese vase. Coward: A bovine political division in Vacaville. Cramming: Chinese vase preparing for a test. Damming: Chinese beaver vase. Ramming: Sheep vase with impact.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:41E60A4D.BCE769E1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote: > > > > > Tonyc typed and quoted....... > > > > "Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> wrote in message > > > > news:41210c71$0$17478$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au... > > > >> David Reihmer typed and quoted....... > > > >>> In article <Xns954673A79359Eharrymarmosetmsncom@209.25.157.130>, > > > >>> Harry Marmoset <harry_marmoset@msn.com> wrote: > > > >>> > > > >>>> What ingredient do Australian chefs use as a a thickening agent in > > > >>>> a soup or a sauce? > > > >>>> > > > >>>> Kangaroo > > > >>>> > > > >>> > > > >>> We ate a whole crock just the other night. > > > >> > > > >> Hope it wasn't too salty. > > > >> > > > >> But dit you eet the whole crock and nothing but the crock > > > > > > Don't get fresh, water croc I ate is none of your business! > > > > Crocker: Reptilian dog that swims. > > > > Crocodile: Old fashioned reptillian phone. > > > > Reptile: Cold blooded floor covering in Congress. > > Pantile: A roofing slate you can cook in. Tile Ling: Chinese floor covering. Pile Ling: Stack of Chinese.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42BFC266.9D190B3D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:42BCEC0D.53509B79@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:41C67329.F92C2B8C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > FDR, Winston Churchill, Ralph Nader. > > > > > > > > > > Marx, Lenin, Trotski, Arthur Scargill! > > > > > > > > The new President of the Ukraine! > > > > > > He set fire to the place! > > > > > > Meet arson - Ukraine! > > > > > > (Yup. My first ever pun on here is still haunting the place!) > > > > Haunting: Ghostly bell. > > > Aha! > > King Gong: Bell monarch!!!! > > Owzat?? Boom boom! One in a row! Every one a Maserati! Fallun Gong: The bell is on the ground.
