AP - Police find suspect neck-deep in liquid manure pit

ALBION, Ind. (AP) -- Police said that officers searching for a man wanted on methamphetamine charges found him hiding neck-deep in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm. Noble County sheriff's deputies thought they'd lost the man until an officer spotted him in the tank beneath an outbuilding floor on the farm near Albion....

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Ugh, he was literally neck-deep in sh*t and still got caught and sent to jail!lol.... Reminded me of the one scene in Slumdog Millionaire where the little boy jumps in liquid crap to get an autograph of his favorite Bollywood actor.

 

Spose some other tweaker told him that liquid manuer would get him high?

 

From my experience with meth dealers, I can't believe they could tell where the manure stopped and the dirt-bag started.