Q: What do you call a woman with one leg? A: Ilene. Q: What do you call a woman with one leg in Japan? A: Irene.
Terry Lomax totally sneezed all over alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk with a withering cloud of snot: >Q: What do you call a woman with one leg? >A: Ilene. > >Q: What do you call a woman with one leg in Japan? >A: Irene. > Q: What do you call a Japanese who got hit by a car? A: A crustecean!* * CRUSHED ASIAN GET IT -- The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp] Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension) afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/ auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999 (Upgraded to Diamond in 2005) aavf3: mhm21x20 "I put a few people in my killfile and now its [sic] all back to normal. Well, back to how it [alt.horror] was before anyway." -- ReVulse returns to his own little world of mediocrity in <5ppeolFs0n6pU1@mid.individual.net>
>>Aw, don't be hating on 'Family Guy', yo! ;-) > >I don't get it. Was this a joke used on "Family Guy" or something? If >so, they've reached a *new* new low. Not that I know of (haven't seen most of the newer eps though) BUT they did use a joke where Brian goes, "Face it, Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs." And everyone in the room GASPS in horror and Brian goes, "Too soon?"