Dating advice

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Ali, Jan 19, 2009.

  1. Ali

    Ali Eschew obfuscation

    You people seem like you may know a little something about the opposite sex, so please to offer up some dating advice....

    Who should pay?

    Get your drink on or stay sober?

    Kiss or no kiss?

    Wear panties or leave them at home?

    Have wild, crazy sex on his pool table or play hard to get?

    ......

    What is your best and worst dating story?
     
  2. ImWithStupid

    ImWithStupid New Member

    I don't know if I can answer any of these questions.

    I don't have any "game" and don't try to.

    I'm just me and if a chick sticks to me, I guess it's meant to be. Maybe I should put it another way. If a chick can stand me, I guess it's meant to be.
     
  3. wez

    wez Big Time BS

    Hmmmm...

    Best date.. the first time I asked Sasha what she'd do if I kissed her..

    Worst date.. every day for the next 19 years...

    Advice.. I'm an idiot.. you don't want my advice.
     
  4. ImWithStupid

    ImWithStupid New Member

    Worst date: 01/20/2009 :D
     
  5. snafu

    snafu Big Time BS'er

    Well Ali I've been out of practice for sometime now.
    Really I think the Internet is a good place to meet people as apposed to the bars I used to find dates at. I met my first wife from school and my second from work. All the others where either friends from school or from bars.
    I think with the Internet you can find out who people are before you go for just looks. I think that's the problem now with realtionships. In the long run compatibility will make the difference than how someone looks. I also think thats why there is so much abuse in some relationships.

    My nephew met a real nice girl on the Internet from MN. She moved up her and my whole family has now met her at my dads birthday party. Not only is she cute but again I think she's a really sweet girl.

    Your on the market Ali. What would you like to hear? What are you looking for and how do you expect to find it?
     
  6. BrotherMan

    BrotherMan The Man

    remember,
    ALL chicks are crazy, and
    ALL dudes are assholes.

    Each person veries only by degrees.
     
  7. ImWithStupid

    ImWithStupid New Member

    Correction: ALL chicks are crazy, whores. :D
     
  8. *Chi*

    *Chi* Guest

    Who should pay? The woman can at least offer to pay her share.

    Get your drink on or stay sober? Depends on the date, but staying sober is probably best and if you're going to drink, do it moderately.

    Kiss or no kiss? Depens on how well things are going. But usually no kiss on the 1st date, especially no sloppy make-out session.

    Wear panties or leave them at home? ALWAYS wear panties.

    Have wild, crazy sex on his pool table or play hard to get? Neither. But most certainly not have wild sex on the 1st date unless that is all you want out of this and to be thought of a certain way.

    ......

    What is your best and worst dating story?
    I'd rather forget and keep both to myself.
     
  9. *Chi*

    *Chi* Guest

    Even your mom, sisters, daughters?
     
  10. ImWithStupid

    ImWithStupid New Member

    There are different levels of crazy and whore.

    Your own mom is the exception. Sisters fall in there and daughters you just hope they fall in the lower end of the spectrum.
     
  11. hugo

    hugo Big Time BS'er

    Just say no to dating.
     
  12. Ali

    Ali Eschew obfuscation

    AT this point snaf, a man telling me "Gee, I though you might be a crazy whore but you're NOT!" would be about all I would need to hear.
     
  13. emkay64

    emkay64 Big Time BS

    Well here's what I'd do....First date.....

    I don't mind paying...not always but I really don't mind....especially if I asked him out...

    Kiss...sure why not...

    Stay sober....hammered is stupid and tacky...save it for later when you know him better and there's less chance of getting gang banged on a pinball machine....

    I rarely wear panties anyways.....but he's not likely getting in there the first date anyways...

    Sex on the first date....sure...if you don't want to see him again...absolutely....fuk his brains out.
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    Worst date...caught a guy trying on my bikini...thanks...but no thanks....
     
  14. ImWithStupid

    ImWithStupid New Member

    Why do you like being lied to?

    All women are crazy whores, it's just a sliding scale.

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  15. Ali

    Ali Eschew obfuscation


    Good advice! I will write this out in permanent marker on my wrist to remember it always.
     
  16. ImWithStupid

    ImWithStupid New Member

    I always suspected that Hugo was really Nancy Reagan.
     
  17. RoyalOrleans

    RoyalOrleans I Am Not the Fine Man You Take Me For

    Though I'm not a leading authority on relationships, I do have some experience in regards to the courtship of the fairer sex.

    The man. Always the man. Even if the man is broke.

    Enjoy a ****tail, but don't get sloppy drunk. It's absolutely tacky and self-depreciating. You've just put yourself in the "fukked up poop" classification.

    If I'm paying for a meal, I better get a flipping kiss at the end of the night.

    Wear panties... panties are sexier. In that, it's just one more layer to the sweet sweet inner thigh surprise.

    Play hard to get. Give him blue balls. Leave with some control over the next date. This time you can decide and he'll be your lap dog.
    ......

    Two years ago, I dated a gal who could finish my sentences. I hated that sh!t. What was weird, she'd never finish me off.

    Twat.
     
  18. RoyalOrleans

    RoyalOrleans I Am Not the Fine Man You Take Me For

    Not getting any these days, IWS?
     
  19. ImWithStupid

    ImWithStupid New Member

    I am and she knows my theory. Like I said it's a sliding scale. Many levels of crazy and whore.
     
  20. Ali

    Ali Eschew obfuscation

    I'd love to hear you elaborate on your theory. :D
     

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