Dear Santa Claus

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by The King Of Karaokie ?, Oct 23, 2007.

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    Dear Santa Claus,

    The readers of AMW-P, ALS, AUK, AAVFFF, and D.L. and I have been real
    good this year. We took out the garbage and scrubbed behind our ears
    real good and even ate our vegetables. (Please excuse the spinich
    trouble over the summer!
    I'm really sorry!)

    So, like I said, we've been really good this year and we all hope
    you've noticed our vast improvements. This has been a tolerable
    year. The readers of these would like to donate all of our
    collective good behavior to tiligibar. Has a lot of knowledge (of
    what God only knows) and he gives it to all who seek it, he does.
    We've all donated our good behavior to him
    this year - because there are somethings we'd like you to bring him.

    Dear Santa Claus, bring our friend tiligibar:

    1. A new perspective. His is current one is old and tired, its not
    worth rebuilding. A full-on new perspective is tiligibar, needs.
    I hope you can get him a neat cool new perspective, we need always
    more cool guys.

    2. A better vocabulary. We don't mind if it is a brand new
    vocabulary. Or we could make due with an additional support upgrade
    with the vocabulary he already has. (Between you, me and the
    raindeer, Santa: things would be simpler if he could choose to respond
    in OUR vocabulary while maintaining OUR generally accepted
    definitions. Also if we could just tone down the emotion laden terms a
    skooesh....)

    3. Finally, we don't know exactly what to call it. Please bring
    tiligibar,
    whatever he needs to not get so uptight, panicy and defensive
    when he is asked simple questions. I mean, Santa, its clear
    tiligibar wants interaction, but its hard to shake hands with
    a man who keeps slapping your hands away. Ya know what I mean?


    Well Santa, we all know you're pretty busy right now, Thanks for
    reading our letter, our best to the Mrs.

    Please cross post this too alt.flame.niggers so tiligibar can see it.
    Ya know how google is.
     
  2. "The King Of Karaokie ?" <kcom@hushmail.com> wrote in message
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    > X-No-Archive: Yes
    >
    > Dear Santa Claus,
    >
    > The readers of AMW-P, ALS, AUK, AAVFFF, and D.L. and I have been real
    > good this year. We took out the garbage and scrubbed behind our ears
    > real good and even ate our vegetables. (Please excuse the spinich
    > trouble over the summer!
    > I'm really sorry!)
    >
    > So, like I said, we've been really good this year and we all hope
    > you've noticed our vast improvements. This has been a tolerable
    > year. The readers of these would like to donate all of our
    > collective good behavior to tiligibar. Has a lot of knowledge (of
    > what God only knows) and he gives it to all who seek it, he does.
    > We've all donated our good behavior to him
    > this year - because there are somethings we'd like you to bring him.
    >
    > Dear Santa Claus, bring our friend tiligibar:
    >
    > 1. A new perspective. His is current one is old and tired, its not
    > worth rebuilding. A full-on new perspective is tiligibar, needs.
    > I hope you can get him a neat cool new perspective, we need always
    > more cool guys.
    >
    > 2. A better vocabulary. We don't mind if it is a brand new
    > vocabulary. Or we could make due with an additional support upgrade
    > with the vocabulary he already has. (Between you, me and the
    > raindeer, Santa: things would be simpler if he could choose to respond
    > in OUR vocabulary while maintaining OUR generally accepted
    > definitions. Also if we could just tone down the emotion laden terms a
    > skooesh....)
    >
    > 3. Finally, we don't know exactly what to call it. Please bring
    > tiligibar,
    > whatever he needs to not get so uptight, panicy and defensive
    > when he is asked simple questions. I mean, Santa, its clear
    > tiligibar wants interaction, but its hard to shake hands with
    > a man who keeps slapping your hands away. Ya know what I mean?
    >
    >
    > Well Santa, we all know you're pretty busy right now, Thanks for
    > reading our letter, our best to the Mrs.
    >
    > Please cross post this too alt.flame.niggers so tiligibar can see it.
    > Ya know how google is.


    Me too!
     

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