End of the world! Send me your coins!

The world will end at 6:00, 5:00 central time. Please send me your coin collection. No returns if you have to stay.

 

If the world ends, I will send mine Monday. However, I will keep them if it does not end.

 

I said something similar on another site: "...give me your money, cars, and homes. Please reply before 6:01." (laughs) I guess I should go check if anyone replied, I might be rich now...

 

Sorry I already used my coins for my Lamborghini demolition derby party. This morning, as I have not yet ascended, I am beginning to think that wasn't such a good idea.

 

I woke up this morning still in Hell. Oh well.

 

Doomsday prophet, followers ‘flabbergasted’ world didn’t end - Yahoo! News


Robert Fitzpatrick, who spent $140,000 of his life savings to advertise the rapture in New York, said he was dumbfounded when life went on as usual Saturday.

"I do not understand why ...," he told Reuters while awaiting the event in Times Square. "I do not understand why nothing has happened."

An NPR reporter talked to two Camping followers on Sunday. "One man, his voice quavering, said he was still holding out hope that they were one day off. Another believer asserted that their prayers worked: God delayed judgment so that more people could be saved, but the end is 'imminent,'" she reported.

The Onion couldn't have written a better article.

 

lol...Yeah, when they failed to ascend last time (in '94) they called it an "intermediate stage"... I wonder what they'll call this one... "intermediate stage...point 2"... "secondary hesitation"... "lunch-break, to be followed by our imminent ascension"...?