Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:q9n05418o2numuoc4jg1t83fidg10g5h7o@4ax.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>>>something? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>>> >>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to >>>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than >>>>>>five seconds. >>>>> >>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>>> started this thread. >>>> >>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell >>>>you otherwise. >>> >>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much >>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? >> >>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? > > Well? Good answer. <rolls eyes> >>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >>> >>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? >> >>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. > > I call you a gutless coward and you think *that* is a sexual fantasy? No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You fuckin perv. >>>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>>> >>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only >>>>>>if it bothers you. >>>> >>>>Obedience: Noted. >>> >>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. >> >>Obsession: Noted. > > Lack of imagination: Noted. Imitating your superiors: Noted. >>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>>> >>>>Request denied, copycat boi. >>> >>> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >>> >>> <rolls eyes> >> >>Request denied. Again. > > Well done for completing your task, newbie. No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance. >>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do >>>>>>>>you eat? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>>> >>>>>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>>>> >>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>>> >>>>Leave me out of your sick world. >>> >>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where >> >>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. > > You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. That's not imagination, that's a fact. > Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me? For the umpteenth time, leave me *out* of your sick world. >>> you come into the world of >>> toilet bowls, arses and shit, >> >>Please, keep it between you and your shrink. > > When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're in > my 'sick world'. I'm not. Let's keep it that way. > Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me Gay lames, now? Fuck's sake. Can you possibly sink any lower? > having a shit exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber > specialising in shitters? WTF is your obsession with shit? >>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>>> >>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>>>> >>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>>> >>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over >>>>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>>> >>>>>>/starts countdown timer >>>>>> >>>>>>5... 4... 3... >>>>> >>>>> You know what I think, >>>> >>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and >>>>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. >>> >>> Not really. >> >>YA RLY > > I think Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your brain for years. Decades, even. >>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. >>>>It makes you fuckin stupid. >>>> >>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >>> >>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >>> >>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the >>>>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and >>>>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of >>>>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor >>>>>position you're in. >> >>You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo >>boi? > > I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does. >>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or >>> are you just a fucking idiot? >> >>You're just a fucking idiot. > > There is a familiar echo here. You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my selection. Simple as that. >>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile. > > You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your > alt.flame output by 1000%. I feel no need to increase my posting frequency. >>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>> >>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use >>>>>>*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes >>>>>>your teeth brown and crooked. >>>>> >>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through >>>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat >>>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing >>>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position >>>>> was luck, did you? >>>> >>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning >>>>brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little plans for >>>>world domination. HTH!! >>> >>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. >> >>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody >>with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to be >>produced or imported. > > We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times as > much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it. LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional to the potential for tooth decay? Is that what you're saying? Because it sure sounds like it, and that's probably the dumbest thing I've heard or read for *months*. ....My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker> >>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart >>>attack it'll be a minor miracle. > > Those little snippers are going again. Why are you responding to your own words, fuckup? ...Or is that a self- answering question? >>>>>>> Why is that? >>>>>> >>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. >>>>> >>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>>> >>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits, >>>>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that >>>>there aren't any mushrooms in it. >>> >>> Really? >>> >>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over >>> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you >>> feel hungry." >>> >>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. >> >>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 > > So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in shit' was a figment > of your imagination? Don't you know how a dictionary works? >>> In fact, the >>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination. >> >>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL > > I don't need to read your mind, newbie. Nice backpedal. > You've written down the output > of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking > around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your > arse' too. All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due. You've somehow managed to steer the conversation away from that and toward your bathroom habits. You sick fuck. >>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern >>> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and shit. >> >>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. > > The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination which > seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing mushrooms in > your arse'. It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. No imagination is involved. The "shit thing" is your hangup, not mine. >>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some curious >>>>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking >>>>>crack? >>> >>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? >> >>Of course not. > > So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine such > things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'? I don't imagine I grow mushrooms in my "arse" -- I *know* you grow them in your buttcrack, though. >>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. > > You butted into this thread, newbie. And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me. >>(It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.) > > Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply to > your post for two whole days. I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your shit.
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic On 12 Jun 2008 01:03:27 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in >news:q9n05418o2numuoc4jg1t83fidg10g5h7o@4ax.com: > >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>>>>something? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>>>> >>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to >>>>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than >>>>>>>five seconds. >>>>>> >>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>>>> started this thread. >>>>> >>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell >>>>>you otherwise. >>>> >>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much >>>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? >>> >>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? >> >> Well? > >Good answer. <rolls eyes> > >>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >>>> >>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? >>> >>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. >> >> I call you a gutless coward and you think *that* is a sexual fantasy? > >No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You >fuckin perv. > >>>>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only >>>>>>>if it bothers you. >>>>> >>>>>Obedience: Noted. >>>> >>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. >>> >>>Obsession: Noted. >> >> Lack of imagination: Noted. > >Imitating your superiors: Noted. Funny in that you picked that up from me. Nice to see you're admitting that I'm your superior. >> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. >That's not imagination, that's a fact. If it were a fact it would be provable, so prove it, Mouth. >> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me? >For the umpteenth time, leave me *out* of your sick world. He liaks to pretend he doesn't liak the fantasy world he's put himself into. By denying a want to join in on the "sick world" he's created, he thinks he's cleverly tricking everyone into believing that he doesn't get off on the shit he spews. Despite your inability to realize it, yer quite transparent, Greggie. >> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me >Gay lames, now? Fuck's sake. Can you possibly sink any lower? Who was it again who was extolling the wondrous merits of the "homo cascade" for nearly a month straight? Oh, hey, that would be YOUR stupid ass. Oh how the intellectually stunted forget things so easily. >> having a shit exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber >> specialising in shitters? >WTF is your obsession with shit? Projection seems to be yer modus operand. Yer kind of a one-trick lame artist, Greggie. You really ought to try and strive for better. >> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. >I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does. The lurkers are supporting you in e-mail, huh n00b? >I feel no need to increase my posting frequency. You'll feel the need whenever someone makes a reply to one of yer posts. You just HAVE to get the last post in, huh Greggie? It's the only possible way you can think of to "win" the Usenet. LOL >LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional to >the potential for tooth decay? Is that what you're saying? ....um, fuckin DUH! LOL >Because it sure sounds like it, Gee, ya think? Oh, no I guess you don't. >and that's probably the dumbest thing I've heard or >read for *months*. Riiiiiight, so eating 38 Twinkies is just as damaging to yer teeth as eating 1 Twinkie. *nods* Boy that makes PERFECT sense, Greggie. Yer liak *SO* smart. >...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker> So where's that picture of you and yer IRL girlfriend then? Or are you still claiming to have not figured out how to operate a digital camera yet? I suppose maybe you're just really shit ass poor and can't afford a $29.99 digital camera at Wal*Mart or where-ever, although most poor people have bad teeth, so either way it's pretty obvious yer projecting again. >>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL >> I don't need to read your mind, newbie. >Nice backpedal. It's not really much of a backpedal considering you don't exactly HAVE a mind *TO* read. >It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. No >imagination is involved. The "shit thing" is your hangup, not mine. So where is the proof, N00b? PPOSTFU -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in news:mjk2541afqsilhe5lu09qhuk5c4c7dft78@4ax.com: > > Funny No, *this* is funny: Results 1 - 10 of 35 for Timmay! authornideus LOL
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic On 12 Jun 2008 17:32:49 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in >news:mjk2541afqsilhe5lu09qhuk5c4c7dft78@4ax.com: >> >> Funny > >No, *this* is funny: > >Results 1 - 10 of 35 for Timmay! authornideus > >LOL ....I guess you need to be a retard to see the humor in that. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in news:ihv254d42d4q46hdb8lh37a2neoiagcnjp@4ax.com: > On 12 Jun 2008 17:32:49 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: > >>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in >>news:mjk2541afqsilhe5lu09qhuk5c4c7dft78@4ax.com: >>> >>> Funny >> >>No, *this* is funny: >> >>Results 1 - 10 of 35 for Timmay! authornideus >> >>LOL > > ...I guess you need to be a retard to see the humor in that. Only a Lego-woman fucker would say something like that.
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic On 12 Jun 2008 19:24:26 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in >news:ihv254d42d4q46hdb8lh37a2neoiagcnjp@4ax.com: > >> On 12 Jun 2008 17:32:49 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >> >>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in >>>news:mjk2541afqsilhe5lu09qhuk5c4c7dft78@4ax.com: >>>> >>>> Funny >>> >>>No, *this* is funny: >>> >>>Results 1 - 10 of 35 for Timmay! authornideus >>> >>>LOL >> >> ...I guess you need to be a retard to see the humor in that. >Only a Lego-woman fucker retard liak me would laugh. For sure, d00d. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>>>>something? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>>>> >>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to >>>>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than >>>>>>>five seconds. >>>>>> >>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>>>> started this thread. >>>>> >>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell >>>>>you otherwise. >>>> >>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much >>>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? >>> >>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? >> >> Well? > >Good answer. <rolls eyes> I've underestimated your stupidity. You must have a hard life having no balls and a undersized deformed lump of a brain, but I bet you've got a good singing voice, right? >>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >>>> >>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? >>> >>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. >> >> I call you a gutless coward and you think *that* is a sexual fantasy? > >No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You >fuckin perv. Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you don't have any balls. Only you can fantasise about having some. >>>>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only >>>>>>>if it bothers you. >>>>> >>>>>Obedience: Noted. >>>> >>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. >>> >>>Obsession: Noted. >> >> Lack of imagination: Noted. > >Imitating your superiors: Noted. Nun clothing fetish: Noted. >>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>>>> >>>>>Request denied, copycat boi. >>>> >>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >>>> >>>> <rolls eyes> >>> >>>Request denied. Again. >> >> Well done for completing your task, newbie. > >No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance. You complied, dumbfuck. You changed the subject line, as ordered. Do it again, as ordered. >>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do >>>>>>>>>you eat? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>>>>> >>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>>>> >>>>>Leave me out of your sick world. >>>> >>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where >>> >>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. >> >> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. > >That's not imagination, that's a fact. <chuckle> >> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me? > >For the umpteenth time, leave me I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife. >>>> you come into the world of >>>> toilet bowls, arses and shit, >>> >>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink. >> >> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're in >> my 'sick world'. > >I'm not. So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my arse isn't you? >> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me > >Gay lames, now? I've been womdering when you're going to start with them. Post your gay lames any time you like, newbie. >> having a shit exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber >> specialising in shitters? > >WTF is your obsession with shit? You keep posting it, newbie. >>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>>>> >>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>>>>> >>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over >>>>>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>/starts countdown timer >>>>>>> >>>>>>>5... 4... 3... >>>>>> >>>>>> You know what I think, >>>>> >>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and >>>>>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. >>>> >>>> Not really. >>> >>>YA RLY >> >> I think > >Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your >brain for years. Decades, even. Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need to get out of first gear? >>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. >>>>>It makes you fuckin stupid. >>>>> >>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >>>> >>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >>>> >>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the >>>>>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and >>>>>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of >>>>>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor >>>>>>position you're in. >>> >>>You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo >>>boi? >> >> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. > >I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does. Your friends in email, eh? >>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or >>>> are you just a fucking idiot? >>> >>>You're just a fucking idiot. >> >> There is a familiar echo here. > >You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my >selection. Simple as that. You're a fucking idiot then. >>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile. >> >> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your >> alt.flame output by 1000%. > >I feel no need to increase my posting frequency. Quality, not quantity, dumbfuck. >>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use >>>>>>>*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes >>>>>>>your teeth brown and crooked. >>>>>> >>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through >>>>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat >>>>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing >>>>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position >>>>>> was luck, did you? >>>>> >>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning >>>>>brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little plans for >>>>>world domination. HTH!! >>>> >>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. >>> >>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody >>>with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to be >>>produced or imported. >> >> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times as >> much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it. > >LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional to >the potential for tooth decay? Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste. But you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after a meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because they're so rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty, halitosis-ridden fucker. >...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker> > >>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart >>>>attack it'll be a minor miracle. >> >> Those little snippers are going again. > >Why are you responding to your own words, fuckup? ...Or is that a self- >answering question? You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping. >>>>>>>> Why is that? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. >>>>>> >>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>>>> >>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits, >>>>>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that >>>>>there aren't any mushrooms in it. >>>> >>>> Really? >>>> >>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over >>>> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you >>>> feel hungry." >>>> >>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. >>> >>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 >> >> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in shit' was a figment >> of your imagination? > >Don't you know how a dictionary works? Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse? >>>> In fact, the >>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination. >>> >>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL >> >> I don't need to read your mind, newbie. > >Nice backpedal. Nice snip. >> You've written down the output >> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking >> around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your >> arse' too. > >All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due. You've eaten the grocery shop out *again*, gutbucket? >>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern >>>> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and shit. >>> >>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. >> >> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination which >> seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing mushrooms in >> your arse'. > >It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind. >No imagination is involved. Which is a good thing since you don't have one. >>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some curious >>>>>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking >>>>>>crack? >>>> >>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? >>> >>>Of course not. >> >> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine such >> things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'? > >I don't imagine That much is obvious. >I grow mushrooms in my "arse" Good of you to finally come out. >I *know* you grow them in your buttcrack, though. Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess? >>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. >> >> You butted into this thread, newbie. > >And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me. It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before. It was certainly a first. >>>(It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.) >> >> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply to >> your post for two whole days. > >I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your shit. <chuckle> -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Gourmet Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:ac6354tre074uqtvfg25g8ae9gqfoa6h00@4ax.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or >>>>>>>>>>>>something. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>>>>>something? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing >>>>>>>>to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more >>>>>>>>than five seconds. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>>>>> started this thread. >>>>>> >>>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone >>>>>>tell you otherwise. >>>>> >>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much >>>>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? >>>> >>>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? >>> >>> Well? >> >>Good answer. <rolls eyes> > > I've underestimated your stupidity. Good explanation of your answer. <rolls eyes> >>>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >>>>> >>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? >>>> >>>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. >>> >>> I call you a gutless coward and you think *that* is a sexual >>> fantasy? >> >>No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You >>fuckin perv. > > Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you > don't have any balls. There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko. >>>>>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but >>>>>>>>only if it bothers you. >>>>>> >>>>>>Obedience: Noted. >>>>> >>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. >>>> >>>>Obsession: Noted. >>> >>> Lack of imagination: Noted. >> >>Imitating your superiors: Noted. > > Nun clothing fetish: Noted. Inability to flame: Noted. >>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>>>>> >>>>>>Request denied, copycat boi. >>>>> >>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >>>>> >>>>> <rolls eyes> >>>> >>>>Request denied. Again. >>> >>> Well done for completing your task, newbie. >> >>No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance. > > You complied, dumbfuck. You changed the subject line, as ordered. You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea. > Do it again, as ordered. Do what again? >>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck >>>>>>>>>>do you eat? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>>>>> >>>>>>Leave me out of your sick world. >>>>> >>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where >>>> >>>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. >>> >>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. >> >>That's not imagination, that's a fact. > > <chuckle> Absence of denial: Noted. >>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me? >> >>For the umpteenth time, leave me > > I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife. You're married to your cousin, I bet. >>>>> you come into the world of >>>>> toilet bowls, arses and shit, >>>> >>>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink. >>> >>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're >>> in my 'sick world'. >> >>I'm not. > > So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my > arse isn't you? Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to grow mushrooms in your butt. >>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me >> >>Gay lames, now? > > I've been womdering when you're going to start with them. There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back. >>> having a shit exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber >>> specialising in shitters? >> >>WTF is your obsession with shit? > > You keep posting it, newbie. Those are your words, not mine, stoopid. >>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running >>>>>>>>over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>/starts countdown timer >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>5... 4... 3... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You know what I think, >>>>>> >>>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something >>>>>>and then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. >>>>> >>>>> Not really. >>>> >>>>YA RLY >>> >>> I think >> >>Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your >>brain for years. Decades, even. > > Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need to > get out of first gear? Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!" ....That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything that wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever. >>>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you >>>>>>clever. It makes you fuckin stupid. >>>>>> >>>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >>>>> >>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >>>>> >>>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at >>>>>>>the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own >>>>>>>abilities and your error has forced you into stringing together a >>>>>>>bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of >>>>>>>the poor position you're in. >>>> >>>>You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic moaning, >>>>emo boi? >>> >>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. >> >>I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does. > > Your friends in email, eh? My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been. >>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me >>>>> or are you just a fucking idiot? >>>> >>>>You're just a fucking idiot. >>> >>> There is a familiar echo here. >> >>You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my >>selection. Simple as that. > > You're a fucking idiot then. There is a familiar echo here. >>>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile. >>> >>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your >>> alt.flame output by 1000%. >> >>I feel no need to increase my posting frequency. > > Quality, not quantity, dumbfuck. Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment on. >>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we >>>>>>>>use *real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that >>>>>>>>makes your teeth brown and crooked. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring >>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you >>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out about >>>>>>> the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't think >>>>>>> that this position was luck, did you? >>>>>> >>>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from >>>>>>turning brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little >>>>>>plans for world domination. HTH!! >>>>> >>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. >>>> >>>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that >>>>nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste >>>>has yet to be produced or imported. >>> >>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times >>> as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it. >> >>LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional >>to the potential for tooth decay? > > Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that > they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste. Wrong. The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates, acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's the acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent brushing is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of choppers. ....Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know more about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your shack. > But > you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after a > meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because they're so > rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty, halitosis-ridden > fucker. You sound upset. >>...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker> >> >>>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart >>>>>attack it'll be a minor miracle. >>> >>> Those little snippers are going again. >> >>Why are you responding to your own words, fuckup? ...Or is that a >>self- answering question? > > You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping. I just want to know why you responded to your own words. How come you don't want to say? Too embarrassed? >>>>>>>>> Why is that? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own >>>>>>>>shit. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>>>>> >>>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom >>>>>>habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces to >>>>>>verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it. >>>>> >>>>> Really? >>>>> >>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats >>>>> making you feel hungry." >>>>> >>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. >>>> >>>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 >>> >>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in shit' was a >>> figment of your imagination? >> >>Don't you know how a dictionary works? > > Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse? And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third? >>>>> In fact, the >>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your >>>>> imagination. >>>> >>>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL >>> >>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie. >> >>Nice backpedal. > > Nice snip. Nice lie. >>> You've written down the output >>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking >>> around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your >>> arse' too. >> >>All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due. > > You've eaten the grocery shop out *again*, gutbucket? You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross. >>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a >>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and shit. >>>> >>>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. >>> >>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination >>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing >>> mushrooms in your arse'. >> >>It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. > > I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind. And what kind would that be? >>No imagination is involved. > > Which is a good thing since you don't have one. Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to claim about my imagination. Dumbass. >>>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some >>>>>>>curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you >>>>>>>been smoking crack? >>>>> >>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? >>>> >>>>Of course not. >>> >>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine >>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'? >> >>I don't imagine > > That much is obvious. > >>I grow mushrooms in my "arse" > > Good of you to finally come out. Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker> >>I *know* you grow them in your buttcrack, though. > > Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess? I don't eat mushrooms. >>>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. >>> >>> You butted into this thread, newbie. >> >>And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me. > > It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into > alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before. It > was certainly a first. Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL >>>>(It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.) >>> >>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply >>> to your post for two whole days. >> >>I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your shit. > > <chuckle> Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter.
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Farmer gregvk wrote: > Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in > news:iako44lfrud0abf9g5772dq4g3m0ef9kb9@4ax.com: > >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> >>>>> Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>> mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>> >>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>> >>> You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? >>> I always figured you ate them on pizza or something. > > Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or something? I think it's because he just realized how utterly stupid you are. > >> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. > > You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do you > eat? Are you *THAT* stupid that you think that he's talking about your ass-shroom projection? > >> You hungry? > > Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over > to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. > > /starts countdown timer > > 5... 4... 3... -- But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked. gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do. In the immortal words of ???hw??f: This is you not giving a shit? HA HA I MADE YUO POST! I win & stuff. "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing! The Daring Dufas Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^ Onideus Mad Hatter Golly Wiggle! Uncle Monster
Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or >>>>>>>>>>>>>something. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>>>>>>something? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing >>>>>>>>>to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more >>>>>>>>>than five seconds. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>>>>>> started this thread. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone >>>>>>>tell you otherwise. >>>>>> >>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much >>>>>> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? >>>>> >>>>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? >>>> >>>> Well? >>> >>>Good answer. <rolls eyes> >> >> I've underestimated your stupidity. > >Goo That happens when you play with your organ too much. >>>>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >>>>>> >>>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? >>>>> >>>>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. >>>> >>>> I call you a gutless coward and you think *that* is a sexual >>>> fantasy? >>> >>>No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. You >>>fuckin perv. >> >> Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you >> don't have any balls. > >There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko. You haven't got anything in your pants, you dickless moron. >>>>>>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but >>>>>>>>>only if it bothers you. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Obedience: Noted. >>>>>> >>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. >>>>> >>>>>Obsession: Noted. >>>> >>>> Lack of imagination: Noted. >>> >>>Imitating your superiors: Noted. >> >> Nun clothing fetish: Noted. > >Inability to flame: Noted. Nice PKB, newbie. >>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Request denied, copycat boi. >>>>>> >>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >>>>>> >>>>>> <rolls eyes> >>>>> >>>>>Request denied. Again. >>>> >>>> Well done for completing your task, newbie. >>> >>>No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance. >> >> You complied, dumbfuck. You changed the subject line, as ordered. > >You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea. You did comply. You changed the subject line as I ordered you too. >> Do it again, as ordered. > >Do what again? Change the subject line again, as ordered. >>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck >>>>>>>>>>>do you eat? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>>>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Leave me out of your sick world. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where >>>>> >>>>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. >>>> >>>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. >>> >>>That's not imagination, that's a fact. >> >> <chuckle> > >Absence of denial: Noted. Absence of intelligence: Noted. >>>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me? >>> >>>For the umpteenth time, leave me >> >> I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife. > >You're married to your cousin, I bet. You're the one living in the Appalachians, hillbillyboi. >>>>>> you come into the world of >>>>>> toilet bowls, arses and shit, >>>>> >>>>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink. >>>> >>>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're >>>> in my 'sick world'. >>> >>>I'm not. >> >> So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my >> arse isn't you? > >Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to grow >mushrooms in your butt. When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, fuckwit? >>>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me >>> >>>Gay lames, now? >> >> I've been womdering when you're going to start with them. > >There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back. It's all you've done for three reply cycles. >>>> having a shit exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber >>>> specialising in shitters? >>> >>>WTF is your obsession with shit? >> >> You keep posting it, newbie. > >Those are your words, not mine, stoopid. You are the obsessed freak that brought up poking shit in this thread. >>>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running >>>>>>>>>over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>/starts countdown timer >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>5... 4... 3... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You know what I think, >>>>>>> >>>>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something >>>>>>>and then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. >>>>>> >>>>>> Not really. >>>>> >>>>>YA RLY >>>> >>>> I think >>> >>>Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your >>>brain for years. Decades, even. >> >> Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need to >> get out of first gear? > >Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!" Translation: "I haven't got a second gear. This is my entire repertoire! All I can do is post non-sequiturs and snip." Yeah, like that was a major surprise after your second reply. >...That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything that >wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever. > >>>>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you >>>>>>>clever. It makes you fuckin stupid. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >>>>>> >>>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >>>>>> >>>>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at >>>>>>>>the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own >>>>>>>>abilities and your error has forced you into stringing together a >>>>>>>>bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of >>>>>>>>the poor position you're in. >>>>> >>>>>You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic moaning, >>>>>emo boi? >>>> >>>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. >>> >>>I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does. >> >> Your friends in email, eh? > >My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been. Why the fuck would anyone want to email a retard like you anyway? >>>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me >>>>>> or are you just a fucking idiot? >>>>> >>>>>You're just a fucking idiot. >>>> >>>> There is a familiar echo here. >>> >>>You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my >>>selection. Simple as that. >> >> You're a fucking idiot then. > >There is a familiar echo here. That'll be the space when your brain was supposed to be. >>>>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile. >>>> >>>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your >>>> alt.flame output by 1000%. >>> >>>I feel no need to increase my posting frequency. >> >> Quality, not quantity, dumbfuck. > >Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment on. Nice IKY, dumbfuck. >>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we >>>>>>>>>use *real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that >>>>>>>>>makes your teeth brown and crooked. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring >>>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you >>>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out about >>>>>>>> the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't think >>>>>>>> that this position was luck, did you? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from >>>>>>>turning brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little >>>>>>>plans for world domination. HTH!! >>>>>> >>>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. >>>>> >>>>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that >>>>>nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste >>>>>has yet to be produced or imported. >>>> >>>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times >>>> as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it. >>> >>>LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly proportional >>>to the potential for tooth decay? >> >> Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that >> they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste. > >Wrong. Post proof Americans don't eat six meals a day. >The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates, >acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's the >acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent brushing >is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of choppers. You're an American so it'll be a few burgers and a mountain of fries. I'd be surprised if you have any teeth. >...Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know more >about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your shack. > >> But you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after a >> meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because they're so >> rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty, halitosis-ridden >> fucker. > >You sound upset. You sound desperate. >>>...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker> >>> >>>>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart >>>>>>attack it'll be a minor miracle. >>>> >>>> Those little snippers are going again. >>> >>>Why are you responding to your own words, fuckup? ...Or is that a >>>self- answering question? >> >> You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping. > >I just want to know why Its because you're a hypocritical coward, n00b. >>>>>>>>>> Why is that? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own >>>>>>>>>shit. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom >>>>>>>habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces to >>>>>>>verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it. >>>>>> >>>>>> Really? >>>>>> >>>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>>>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats >>>>>> making you feel hungry." >>>>>> >>>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. >>>>> >>>>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 >>>> >>>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in shit' was a >>>> figment of your imagination? >>> >>>Don't you know how a dictionary works? >> >> Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse? > >And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third? Where did you learn that mushrooms can grow in an arsecrack, n00b? >>>>>> In fact, the >>>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your >>>>>> imagination. >>>>> >>>>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL >>>> >>>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie. >>> >>>Nice backpedal. >> >> Nice snip. > >Nice lie. Nice involuntary bowel movement. >>>> You've written down the output >>>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking >>>> around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your >>>> arse' too. >>> >>>All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due. >> >> You've eaten the grocery shop out *again*, gutbucket? > >You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross. You can also buy food from a grocery store. It isn't just fast food takeaways you know. >>>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a >>>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and shit. >>>>> >>>>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. >>>> >>>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination >>>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing >>>> mushrooms in your arse'. >>> >>>It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. >> >> I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind. > >And what kind would that be? The magic ones, lackwit. >>>No imagination is involved. >> >> Which is a good thing since you don't have one. > >Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to >claim about my imagination. Dumbass. You don't have an imagination, n00b. Post proof or retract. >>>>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some >>>>>>>>curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you >>>>>>>>been smoking crack? >>>>>> >>>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? >>>>> >>>>>Of course not. >>>> >>>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine >>>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'? >>> >>>I don't imagine >> >> That much is obvious. >> >>>I grow mushrooms in my "arse" >> >> Good of you to finally come out. > >Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker> Good job it didn't get past ten or you would have lost count. >>>I *know* you grow them in your buttcrack, though. >> >> Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess? > >I don't eat mushrooms. You wouldn't say that if they were fried and put inside a burger bun. >>>>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. >>>> >>>> You butted into this thread, newbie. >>> >>>And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me. >> >> It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into >> alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before. It >> was certainly a first. > >Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL "I grow mushrooms in my "arse"" - Some n00b. >>>>>(It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.) >>>> >>>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply >>>> to your post for two whole days. >>> >>>I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your shit. >> >> <chuckle> > >Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter. You were hoping for a brain too. Never mind, maybe on your next trip to Oz. -- Timmay! "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Muncher gregvk wrote: > Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in > news:qh0u44h6jk0497g0pgef7jiuv81biuhqak@4ax.com: > >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>>> mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>> unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or >>>>>>>>> something. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>> something? >>>>>> >>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>> >>>>> <shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to >>>>> put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than >>>>> five seconds. >>>> >>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>> started this thread. >>> >>> Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell >>> you otherwise. >> >> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much >> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? > > Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? Hatter Copying: Noted Now try to come up with something original next time. > >>>> If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >> >> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? > > Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. > >>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>> >>>>> You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but >>>>> only if it bothers you. >>> >>> Obedience: Noted. >> >> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. > > Obsession: Noted. > >>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>> >>> Request denied, copycat boi. >> >> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >> >> <rolls eyes> > > Request denied. Again. > >>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do >>>>>>> you eat? >>>>>> >>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>> >>>>> You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>>> >>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>> >>> Leave me out of your sick world. >> >> I'm having a hard time figuring out where > > I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. > >> you come into the world of >> toilet bowls, arses and shit, > > Please, keep it between you and your shrink. > >>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>> >>>>> So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>> coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>>> >>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>> >>>>> Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running >>>>> over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>> >>>>> /starts countdown timer >>>>> >>>>> 5... 4... 3... >>>> >>>> You know what I think, >>> >>> I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something >>> and then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. >> >> Not really. > > YA RLY > >>> Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. >>> It makes you fuckin stupid. >>> >>> [remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >> >> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >> >>>> I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>> lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the >>>> flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities >>>> and your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of >>>> alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor >>>> position you're in. > > You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic moaning, > emo boi? > >> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or >> are you just a fucking idiot? > > You're just a fucking idiot. > > But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile. > >>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>> >>>>> WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we >>>>> use *real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that >>>>> makes your teeth brown and crooked. >>>> >>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through >>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat >>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing >>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position >>>> was luck, did you? >>> >>> First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning >>> brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little plans for >>> world domination. HTH!! >> >> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. > > Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that > nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has > yet to be produced or imported. > >>>>>> Why is that? >>>>> >>>>> Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. >>>> >>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>> >>> Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits, >>> which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify >>> that there aren't any mushrooms in it. >> >> Really? >> >> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over >> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you >> feel hungry." >> >> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. > > http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 > >> In fact, the >> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination. > > So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL > >> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern >> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and shit. > > You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. > >>>> You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some curious >>>> practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been >>>> smoking crack? >> >> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? > > Of course not. Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. > > (It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.) -- But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked. gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do. In the immortal words of ???hw??f: This is you not giving a shit? HA HA I MADE YUO POST! I win & stuff. "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing! The Daring Dufas Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^ Onideus Mad Hatter Golly Wiggle! Uncle Monster
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic gregvk wrote: > LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly > proportional to the potential for tooth decay? Is that what you're > saying? Because it sure sounds like it, and that's probably the > dumbest thing I've heard or read for *months*. Well it would, if the food and drinks eaten were sugary. But I guess that thought escaped that head of yours. -- But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked. gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do. In the immortal words of ???hw??f: This is you not giving a shit? HA HA I MADE YUO POST! I win & stuff. "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing! The Daring Dufas Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^ Onideus Mad Hatter Golly Wiggle! Uncle Monster
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Gourmet gregvk wrote: > Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in > news:ac6354tre074uqtvfg25g8ae9gqfoa6h00@4ax.com: > >> You complied, dumbfuck. You changed the subject line, as ordered. > > You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea. > >> Do it again, as ordered. > > Do what again? I know gregvk is stupid, but this is bordering on the moronic. -- But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked. gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do. In the immortal words of ???hw??f: This is you not giving a shit? HA HA I MADE YUO POST! I win & stuff. "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing! The Daring Dufas Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^ Onideus Mad Hatter Golly Wiggle! Uncle Monster
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in news:48554cc4$0$4268$4c368faf@roadrunner.com: > gregvk wrote: >> LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly >> proportional to the potential for tooth decay? Is that what you're >> saying? Because it sure sounds like it, and that's probably the >> dumbest thing I've heard or read for *months*. > > Well it would, if the food and drinks eaten were sugary. But I guess > that thought escaped that head of yours. No. Your understanding of dental hygiene has apparently never progressed beyond your distant childhood, when mommy told you that the Candy Bugs would make all your teeth fall out if you didn't brush 'em before beddy-bye time. Sugar doesn't decay teeth. Acid does. And there is no way to correlate potential for decay with quantities consumed, because the acid levels in your mouth fluctuate wildly depending on what bacteria are in your mouth, what's in the food you eat, and how long the food is in your mouth. Ponder that for a while, st00pid.
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fondler Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:cpia54dsc2qn322ihg4bm1fkou9v07ali6@4ax.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>something. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>>>>>>>something? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer >>>>>>>>>>willing to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you >>>>>>>>>>for more than five seconds. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>>>>>>> started this thread. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone >>>>>>>>tell you otherwise. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine >>>>>>> much snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? >>>>>> >>>>>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? >>>>> >>>>> Well? >>>> >>>>Good answer. <rolls eyes> >>> >>> I've underestimated your stupidity. >> >>Goo Nice snippage, coward. > That happens when you play with your organ too much. What exactly do you mean? >>>>>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? >>>>>> >>>>>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. >>>>> >>>>> I call you a gutless coward and you think *that* is a sexual >>>>> fantasy? >>>> >>>>No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. >>>>You fuckin perv. >>> >>> Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you >>> don't have any balls. >> >>There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko. > > You haven't got anything in your pants, you dickless moron. You just can't get your mind off my crotch. >>>>>>>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but >>>>>>>>>>only if it bothers you. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Obedience: Noted. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. >>>>>> >>>>>>Obsession: Noted. >>>>> >>>>> Lack of imagination: Noted. >>>> >>>>Imitating your superiors: Noted. >>> >>> Nun clothing fetish: Noted. >> >>Inability to flame: Noted. > > Nice PKB, newbie. Ignorance of what "PKB" means: Noted. >>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Request denied, copycat boi. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> <rolls eyes> >>>>>> >>>>>>Request denied. Again. >>>>> >>>>> Well done for completing your task, newbie. >>>> >>>>No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance. >>> >>> You complied, dumbfuck. You changed the subject line, as ordered. >> >>You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea. > > You did You did what? >>> Do it again, as ordered. >> >>Do what again? > > Change Change what? >>>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the >>>>>>>>>>>>fuck do you eat? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through >>>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was >>>>>>>>> left over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Leave me out of your sick world. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where >>>>>> >>>>>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. >>>>> >>>>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. >>>> >>>>That's not imagination, that's a fact. >>> >>> <chuckle> >> >>Absence of denial: Noted. > > Absence of intelligence: Noted. Your lack of intellgence was apparent *long* ago, Dimmy. >>>>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me? >>>> >>>>For the umpteenth time, leave me >>> >>> I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife. >> >>You're married to your cousin, I bet. > > You're the one living in the Appalachians, hillbillyboi. Wrong. ...But it's funny that you didn't deny being married to your cousin. LOL! Your family reunions must be awkward. >>>>>>> you come into the world of >>>>>>> toilet bowls, arses and shit, >>>>>> >>>>>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink. >>>>> >>>>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're >>>>> in my 'sick world'. >>>> >>>>I'm not. >>> >>> So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my >>> arse isn't you? >> >>Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to >>grow mushrooms in your butt. > > When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, fuckwit? Admission of lying: Noted. >>>>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me >>>> >>>>Gay lames, now? >>> >>> I've been womdering when you're going to start with them. >> >>There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back. > > It's all you've done for three reply cycles. Then why didn't you call me on them, doofus? (Answer: Because there weren't any. This is just another IKYABWAI.) >>>>> having a shit exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A >>>>> plumber specialising in shitters? >>>> >>>>WTF is your obsession with shit? >>> >>> You keep posting it, newbie. >> >>Those are your words, not mine, stoopid. > > You are the obsessed freak that brought up poking shit in this thread. No, I asked when your butt mushroom harvest was due. You decided to steer the conversation toward digging around in your turds. >>>>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running >>>>>>>>>>over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>/starts countdown timer >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>5... 4... 3... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You know what I think, >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped >>>>>>>>something and then put it back after I teased you for clipping >>>>>>>>it. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Not really. >>>>>> >>>>>>YA RLY >>>>> >>>>> I think >>>> >>>>Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your >>>>brain for years. Decades, even. >>> >>> Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need >>> to get out of first gear? >> >>Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!" > > Yeah, like that was a major surprise after your second reply. I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, and presume that you had something better to offer. But you have failed to deliver, because you're weak and stupid. >>...That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything that >>wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever. >> >>>>>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you >>>>>>>>clever. It makes you fuckin stupid. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>>>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at >>>>>>>>>the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own >>>>>>>>>abilities and your error has forced you into stringing together >>>>>>>>>a bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out >>>>>>>>>of the poor position you're in. >>>>>> >>>>>>You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic >>>>>>moaning, emo boi? >>>>> >>>>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. >>>> >>>>I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does. >>> >>> Your friends in email, eh? >> >>My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been. > > Why the fuck would anyone want to email a retard like you anyway? Nice backpedal. >>>>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to >>>>>>> me or are you just a fucking idiot? >>>>>> >>>>>>You're just a fucking idiot. >>>>> >>>>> There is a familiar echo here. >>>> >>>>You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my >>>>selection. Simple as that. >>> >>> You're a fucking idiot then. >> >>There is a familiar echo here. > > That'll be the space when your brain was supposed to be. "When" my brain was supposed to be, huh. Autoflame Grade: A+ >>>>>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me >>>>>>smile. >>>>> >>>>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve >>>>> your alt.flame output by 1000%. >>>> >>>>I feel no need to increase my posting frequency. >>> >>> Quality, not quantity, dumbfuck. >> >>Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment on. > > Nice IKY, dumbfuck. And my point is proven. (Thanks, Dimmy.) >>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; >>>>>>>>>>we use *real* English, around here, not that retarded blather >>>>>>>>>>that makes your teeth brown and crooked. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring >>>>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you >>>>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out >>>>>>>>> about the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't >>>>>>>>> think that this position was luck, did you? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from >>>>>>>>turning brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little >>>>>>>>plans for world domination. HTH!! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. >>>>>> >>>>>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that >>>>>>nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste >>>>>>has yet to be produced or imported. >>>>> >>>>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four >>>>> times as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to >>>>> need it. >>>> >>>>LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly >>>>proportional to the potential for tooth decay? >>> >>> Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that >>> they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste. >> >>Wrong. > > Post proof Americans don't eat six meals a day. Prove that they *do* since that's your claim. If you can't prove that, then your failure will prove that they don't. >>The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates, >>acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's the >>acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent >>brushing is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of >>choppers. > > You're an American so it'll be a few burgers and a mountain of fries. As opposed to sheep intestines stuffed with offal and cold, lumpy potatoes, all washed down with squirrel urine? ...I win. > I'd be surprised if you have any teeth. I imagine you're surprised 24x7, even while asleep. >>...Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know >>more about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your shack. >> >>> But you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after >>> a meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because they're >>> so rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty, >>> halitosis-ridden fucker. >> >>You sound upset. > > You sound desperate. You sound retarded. >>>>...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker> >>>> >>>>>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a >>>>>>>heart attack it'll be a minor miracle. >>>>> >>>>> Those little snippers are going again. >>>> >>>>Why are you responding to your own words, fuckup? ...Or is that a >>>>self- answering question? >>> >>> You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping. >> >>I just want to know why > > Its because you're a hypocritical coward, n00b. Why'd you clip the question about your mushroom harvest? You weren't bothered by it, were you? >>>>>>>>>>> Why is that? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own >>>>>>>>>>shit. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom >>>>>>>>habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces >>>>>>>>to verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Really? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through >>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was >>>>>>> left over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure >>>>>>> thats making you feel hungry." >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. >>>>>> >>>>>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 >>>>> >>>>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in shit' was a >>>>> figment of your imagination? >>>> >>>>Don't you know how a dictionary works? >>> >>> Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse? >> >>And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third? > > Where did you learn that mushrooms can grow in an arsecrack, n00b? You're the one who grows them. Fuck knows how. But considering that mushrooms grow on dead, decaying things, my guess is that your personal hygiene is fuckin atrocious. >>>>>>> In fact, the >>>>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your >>>>>>> imagination. >>>>>> >>>>>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL >>>>> >>>>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie. >>>> >>>>Nice backpedal. >>> >>> Nice snip. >> >>Nice lie. > > Nice involuntary bowel movement. Nice evasion. >>>>> You've written down the output >>>>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to >>>>> 'poking around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing >>>>> muchrooms in your arse' too. >>>> >>>>All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due. >>> >>> You've eaten the grocery shop out *again*, gutbucket? >> >>You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross. > > You can also buy food from a grocery store. Your butt-mushrooms qualify as food? > It isn't just fast food takeaways you know. We don't have "takeaways" here -- that must be some stupid Brit thing. >>>>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a >>>>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and >>>>>>> shit. >>>>>> >>>>>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. >>>>> >>>>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination >>>>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing >>>>> mushrooms in your arse'. >>>> >>>>It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. >>> >>> I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind. >> >>And what kind would that be? > > The magic ones, lackwit. And what kind would those be? >>>>No imagination is involved. >>> >>> Which is a good thing since you don't have one. >> >>Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to >>claim about my imagination. Dumbass. > > You don't have an imagination, n00b. So you said. Which is funny, since it pretty much discredits about half of all the lames you've made. >>>>>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some >>>>>>>>>curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you >>>>>>>>>been smoking crack? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? >>>>>> >>>>>>Of course not. >>>>> >>>>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine >>>>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'? >>>> >>>>I don't imagine >>> >>> That much is obvious. >>> >>>>I grow mushrooms in my "arse" >>> >>> Good of you to finally come out. >> >>Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker> > > Good job it didn't get past ten or you would have lost count. Probably the only reason you posted as many as you did is because *you* lost count. >>>>I *know* you grow them in your buttcrack, though. >>> >>> Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess? >> >>I don't eat mushrooms. > > You wouldn't say that if they were fried and put inside a burger bun. But I did say that. Now try to come up with a "point" based on reality, m'kay? >>>>>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. >>>>> >>>>> You butted into this thread, newbie. >>>> >>>>And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me. >>> >>> It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into >>> alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before. >>> It was certainly a first. >> >>Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL > > "I grow mushrooms in my "arse"" - Some n00b. Cite? >>>>>>(It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.) >>>>> >>>>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a >>>>> reply to your post for two whole days. >>>> >>>>I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your shit. >>> >>> <chuckle> >> >>Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter. > > You were hoping for a brain too. Never mind, maybe on your next trip > to Oz. <yawn>
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fondler gregvk wrote: > Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in > news:cpia54dsc2qn322ihg4bm1fkou9v07ali6@4ax.com: > >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you >>>>>>>>>>>>> or something? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> <shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer >>>>>>>>>>> willing to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to >>>>>>>>>>> you for more than five seconds. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>>>>>>>> started this thread. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone >>>>>>>>> tell you otherwise. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine >>>>>>>> much snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? >>>>>> >>>>>> Well? >>>>> >>>>> Good answer. <rolls eyes> >>>> >>>> I've underestimated your stupidity. >>> >>> Goo > > Nice Nice what? >> That happens when you play with your organ too much. > > What exactly do you mean? > >>>>>>>>>> If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. >>>>>> >>>>>> I call you a gutless coward and you think *that* is a sexual >>>>>> fantasy? >>>>> >>>>> No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. >>>>> You fuckin perv. >>>> >>>> Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you >>>> don't have any balls. >>> >>> There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko. >> >> You haven't got anything in your pants, you dickless moron. > > You You what? >>>>>>>>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- >>>>>>>>>>> but only if it bothers you. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Obedience: Noted. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Obsession: Noted. >>>>>> >>>>>> Lack of imagination: Noted. >>>>> >>>>> Imitating your superiors: Noted. >>>> >>>> Nun clothing fetish: Noted. >>> >>> Inability to flame: Noted. >> >> Nice PKB, newbie. > > Ignorance of what "PKB" means: Noted. > >>>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Request denied, copycat boi. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> <rolls eyes> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Request denied. Again. >>>>>> >>>>>> Well done for completing your task, newbie. >>>>> >>>>> No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total >>>>> compliance. >>>> >>>> You complied, dumbfuck. You changed the subject line, as ordered. >>> >>> You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea. >> >> You did > > You did what? > >>>> Do it again, as ordered. >>> >>> Do what again? >> >> Change > > Change what? > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the >>>>>>>>>>>>> fuck do you eat? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You actually poke around in your shit, looking for >>>>>>>>>>> mushrooms? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through >>>>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what >>>>>>>>>> was left over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Leave me out of your sick world. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress >>>>>>> yourself. >>>>>> >>>>>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. >>>>> >>>>> That's not imagination, that's a fact. >>>> >>>> <chuckle> >>> >>> Absence of denial: Noted. >> >> Absence of intelligence: Noted. > > Your Your what? >>>>>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me? >>>>> >>>>> For the umpteenth time, leave me >>>> >>>> I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife. >>> >>> You're married to your cousin, I bet. >> >> You're the one living in the Appalachians, hillbillyboi. > > Wrong. ...But it's funny that you didn't deny being married to your > cousin. LOL! Your family reunions must be awkward. > >>>>>>>> you come into the world of >>>>>>>> toilet bowls, arses and shit, >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Please, keep it between you and your shrink. >>>>>> >>>>>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how >>>>>> you're in my 'sick world'. >>>>> >>>>> I'm not. >>>> >>>> So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my >>>> arse isn't you? >>> >>> Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to >>> grow mushrooms in your butt. >> >> When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, fuckwit? > > Admission of Admission of what? >>>>>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me >>>>> >>>>> Gay lames, now? >>>> >>>> I've been womdering when you're going to start with them. >>> >>> There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back. >> >> It's all you've done for three reply cycles. > > Then Then what? >>>>>> having a shit exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A >>>>>> plumber specialising in shitters? >>>>> >>>>> WTF is your obsession with shit? >>>> >>>> You keep posting it, newbie. >>> >>> Those are your words, not mine, stoopid. >> >> You are the obsessed freak that brought up poking shit in this >> thread. > > No, I asked You asked what? >>>>>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post >>>>>>>>>>> editing coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will >>>>>>>>>>> follow. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi >>>>>>>>>>> running over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> /starts countdown timer >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> 5... 4... 3... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You know what I think, >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I know that you think you're clever because you clipped >>>>>>>>> something and then put it back after I teased you for clipping >>>>>>>>> it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Not really. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> YA RLY >>>>>> >>>>>> I think >>>>> >>>>> Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used >>>>> your brain for years. Decades, even. >>>> >>>> Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need >>>> to get out of first gear? >>> >>> Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!" >> >> Yeah, like that was a major surprise after your second reply. > > I was You were what? >>> ...That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything >>> that wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever. >>> >>>>>>>>> Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you >>>>>>>>> clever. It makes you fuckin stupid. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> [remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who >>>>>>>>>> has lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his >>>>>>>>>> hand at the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated >>>>>>>>>> your own abilities and your error has forced you into >>>>>>>>>> stringing together a bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an >>>>>>>>>> attempt to weasel out of the poor position you're in. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic >>>>>>> moaning, emo boi? >>>>>> >>>>>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. >>>>> >>>>> I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does. >>>> >>>> Your friends in email, eh? >>> >>> My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been. >> >> Why the fuck would anyone want to email a retard like you anyway? > > Nice Nice what? >>>>>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to >>>>>>>> me or are you just a fucking idiot? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You're just a fucking idiot. >>>>>> >>>>>> There is a familiar echo here. >>>>> >>>>> You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my >>>>> selection. Simple as that. >>>> >>>> You're a fucking idiot then. >>> >>> There is a familiar echo here. >> >> That'll be the space when your brain was supposed to be. > > "When" my brain was supposed to be, huh. Autoflame Grade: A+ > >>>>>>> But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me >>>>>>> smile. >>>>>> >>>>>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve >>>>>> your alt.flame output by 1000%. >>>>> >>>>> I feel no need to increase my posting frequency. >>>> >>>> Quality, not quantity, dumbfuck. >>> >>> Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment >>> on. >> >> Nice IKY, dumbfuck. > > And my point is proven. (Thanks, Dimmy.) > >>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; >>>>>>>>>>> we use *real* English, around here, not that retarded >>>>>>>>>>> blather that makes your teeth brown and crooked. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>>>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>>>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring >>>>>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you >>>>>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out >>>>>>>>>> about the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't >>>>>>>>>> think that this position was luck, did you? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from >>>>>>>>> turning brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing >>>>>>>>> little plans for world domination. HTH!! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that >>>>>>> nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where >>>>>>> toothpaste has yet to be produced or imported. >>>>>> >>>>>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four >>>>>> times as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to >>>>>> need it. >>>>> >>>>> LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly >>>>> proportional to the potential for tooth decay? >>>> >>>> Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that >>>> they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste. >>> >>> Wrong. >> >> Post proof Americans don't eat six meals a day. > > Prove what? >>> The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates, >>> acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's >>> the acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent >>> brushing is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of >>> choppers. >> >> You're an American so it'll be a few burgers and a mountain of fries. > > As opposed to Opposed to what? >> I'd be surprised if you have any teeth. > > I imagine you're surprised 24x7, even while asleep. > >>> ...Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know >>> more about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your >>> shack. >>> >>>> But you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after >>>> a meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because >>>> they're so rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty, >>>> halitosis-ridden fucker. >>> >>> You sound upset. >> >> You sound desperate. > > You sound retarded. > >>>>> ...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker> >>>>> >>>>>>>> If you're able to move forward with anything without having a >>>>>>>> heart attack it'll be a minor miracle. >>>>>> >>>>>> Those little snippers are going again. >>>>> >>>>> Why are you responding to your own words, fuckup? ...Or is that a >>>>> self- answering question? >>>> >>>> You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping. >>> >>> I just want to know why >> >> Its because you're a hypocritical coward, n00b. > > Why'd you clip the question about your mushroom harvest? You weren't > bothered by it, were you? > >>>>>>>>>>>> Why is that? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own >>>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom >>>>>>>>> habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces >>>>>>>>> to verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Really? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through >>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was >>>>>>>> left over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure >>>>>>>> thats making you feel hungry." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 >>>>>> >>>>>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in shit' was a >>>>>> figment of your imagination? >>>>> >>>>> Don't you know how a dictionary works? >>>> >>>> Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse? >>> >>> And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third? >> >> Where did you learn that mushrooms can grow in an arsecrack, n00b? > > You're the one who grows them. Fuck knows how. But considering that > mushrooms grow on dead, decaying things, my guess is that your > personal hygiene is fuckin atrocious. > >>>>>>>> In fact, the >>>>>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your >>>>>>>> imagination. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL >>>>>> >>>>>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie. >>>>> >>>>> Nice backpedal. >>>> >>>> Nice snip. >>> >>> Nice lie. >> >> Nice involuntary bowel movement. > > Nice evasion. > >>>>>> You've written down the output >>>>>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to >>>>>> 'poking around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing >>>>>> muchrooms in your arse' too. >>>>> >>>>> All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due. >>>> >>>> You've eaten the grocery shop out *again*, gutbucket? >>> >>> You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross. >> >> You can also buy food from a grocery store. > > Your butt-mushrooms qualify as food? > >> It isn't just fast food takeaways you know. > > We don't have "takeaways" here -- that must be some stupid Brit thing. > >>>>>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a >>>>>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and >>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. >>>>>> >>>>>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination >>>>>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing >>>>>> mushrooms in your arse'. >>>>> >>>>> It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. >>>> >>>> I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind. >>> >>> And what kind would that be? >> >> The magic ones, lackwit. > > And what kind would those be? > >>>>> No imagination is involved. >>>> >>>> Which is a good thing since you don't have one. >>> >>> Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to >>> claim about my imagination. Dumbass. >> >> You don't have an imagination, n00b. > > So you said. Which is funny, since it pretty much discredits about > half of all the lames you've made. > >>>>>>>>>> You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some >>>>>>>>>> curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have >>>>>>>>>> you been smoking crack? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Of course not. >>>>>> >>>>>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine >>>>>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'? >>>>> >>>>> I don't imagine >>>> >>>> That much is obvious. >>>> >>>>> I grow mushrooms in my "arse" >>>> >>>> Good of you to finally come out. >>> >>> Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker> >> >> Good job it didn't get past ten or you would have lost count. > > Probably the only reason you posted as many as you did is because > *you* lost count. > >>>>> I *know* you grow them in your buttcrack, though. >>>> >>>> Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess? >>> >>> I don't eat mushrooms. >> >> You wouldn't say that if they were fried and put inside a burger bun. > > But I did say that. Now try to come up with a "point" based on > reality, m'kay? > >>>>>>> Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. >>>>>> >>>>>> You butted into this thread, newbie. >>>>> >>>>> And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me. >>>> >>>> It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into >>>> alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before. >>>> It was certainly a first. >>> >>> Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL >> >> "I grow mushrooms in my "arse"" - Some n00b. > > Cite? > >>>>>>> (It took you two days come up with *this* shit? >>>>>>> Pa-a-a-athetic.) >>>>>> >>>>>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a >>>>>> reply to your post for two whole days. >>>>> >>>>> I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your shit. >>>> >>>> <chuckle> >>> >>> Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter. >> >> You were hoping for a brain too. Never mind, maybe on your next trip >> to Oz. > > <yawn> -- But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked. gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do. In the immortal words of ???hw??f: This is you not giving a shit? HA HA I MADE YUO POST! I win & stuff. "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing! The Daring Dufas Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^ Onideus Mad Hatter Golly Wiggle! Uncle Monster
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic gregvk wrote: > "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in > news:48554cc4$0$4268$4c368faf@roadrunner.com: > >> gregvk wrote: >>> LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly >>> proportional to the potential for tooth decay? Is that what you're >>> saying? Because it sure sounds like it, and that's probably the >>> dumbest thing I've heard or read for *months*. >> >> Well it would, if the food and drinks eaten were sugary. But I guess >> that thought escaped that head of yours. > > No. Your understanding of dental hygiene has apparently never > progressed beyond your distant childhood, when mommy told you that > the Candy Bugs would make all your teeth fall out if you didn't brush > 'em before beddy-bye time. Nice baby-projection there greggie. > > Sugar doesn't decay teeth. Acid does. And there is no way to > correlate potential for decay with quantities consumed, because the > acid levels in your mouth fluctuate wildly depending on what bacteria > are in your mouth, what's in the food you eat, Like sugary foods? > and how long the food is in your mouth. Like if you eat a lot of sugary foods, your mouth would have a HIGH concentration of sugar most of the time. > Ponder that for a while, st00pid. Quit talking about yourself in the third person like that... -- But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked. gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do. In the immortal words of ???hw??f: This is you not giving a shit? HA HA I MADE YUO POST! I win & stuff. "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing! The Daring Dufas Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^ Onideus Mad Hatter Golly Wiggle! Uncle Monster
Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>something. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>>>>>>>>something? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer >>>>>>>>>>>willing to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you >>>>>>>>>>>for more than five seconds. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>>>>>>>> started this thread. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone >>>>>>>>>tell you otherwise. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine >>>>>>>> much snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? >>>>>> >>>>>> Well? >>>>> >>>>>Good answer. <rolls eyes> >>>> >>>> I've underestimated your stupidity. >>> >>>Goo > >Nice snippage, coward. Nice hypocritical whine, you gutless freak. >> That happens when you play with your organ too much. > >What exactly do you mean? Ask your parents about the birds and the bees. >>>>>>>>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. >>>>>> >>>>>> I call you a gutless coward and you think *that* is a sexual >>>>>> fantasy? >>>>> >>>>>No, you were publicly fantasizing about gonads; i.e., sex glands. >>>>>You fuckin perv. >>>> >>>> Oh come on, its a well known fact you're a gutless coward and you >>>> don't have any balls. >>> >>>There you go again, with your mind in my pants. Sicko. >> >> You haven't got anything in your pants, you dickless moron. > >You just can't get your mind off my crotch. I call you a gutless coward and you *still *think that is a sexual fantasy. There's no hope for you. >>>>>>>>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but >>>>>>>>>>>only if it bothers you. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Obedience: Noted. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Obsession: Noted. >>>>>> >>>>>> Lack of imagination: Noted. >>>>> >>>>>Imitating your superiors: Noted. >>>> >>>> Nun clothing fetish: Noted. >>> >>>Inability to flame: Noted. >> >> Nice PKB, newbie. > >Ignorance Yes, what you posted is. >>>>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Request denied, copycat boi. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> <rolls eyes> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Request denied. Again. >>>>>> >>>>>> Well done for completing your task, newbie. >>>>> >>>>>No surprise that you regard utter noncompliance as total compliance. >>>> >>>> You complied, dumbfuck. You changed the subject line, as ordered. >>> >>>You just keep telling yourself that, sweetpea. >> >> You did > >Yo Hey n00b. >>>> Do it again, as ordered. >>> >>>Do what again? >> >> Change > >Chan Charlie? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the >>>>>>>>>>>>>fuck do you eat? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through >>>>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was >>>>>>>>>> left over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Leave me out of your sick world. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'm having a hard time figuring out where >>>>>>> >>>>>>>I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. >>>>>> >>>>>> You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. >>>>> >>>>>That's not imagination, that's a fact. >>>> >>>> <chuckle> >>> >>>Absence of denial: Noted. >> >> Absence of intelligence: Noted. > >Yo Hello again, n00b. >>>>>> Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me? >>>>> >>>>>For the umpteenth time, leave me >>>> >>>> I think that was meant for your butt-ugly wife. >>> >>>You're married to your cousin, I bet. >> >> You're the one living in the Appalachians, hillbillyboi. > >Wrong. Hillbillyboi embarrassment: Noted. >>>>>>>> you come into the world of >>>>>>>> toilet bowls, arses and shit, >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Please, keep it between you and your shrink. >>>>>> >>>>>> When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're >>>>>> in my 'sick world'. >>>>> >>>>>I'm not. >>>> >>>> So the fat American at the door begging me to grow mushrooms in my >>>> arse isn't you? >>> >>>Let's see a direct quote and the message-ID where I "begged" you to >>>grow mushrooms in your butt. >> >> When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, fuckwit? > >Admission of lying: Noted. When does a visit to someone's door generate a message ID, fuckwit? >>>>>> Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me >>>>> >>>>>Gay lames, now? >>>> >>>> I've been womdering when you're going to start with them. >>> >>>There's the IKYABWAI that I predicted several posts back. >> >> It's all you've done for three reply cycles. > >Then why didn't you call me on them, doofus? You seemed to be on a roll. >>>>>> having a shit exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A >>>>>> plumber specialising in shitters? >>>>> >>>>>WTF is your obsession with shit? >>>> >>>> You keep posting it, newbie. >>> >>>Those are your words, not mine, stoopid. >> >> You are the obsessed freak that brought up poking shit in this thread. > >No Liar. >>>>>>>>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>>>>>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running >>>>>>>>>>>over to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>/starts countdown timer >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>5... 4... 3... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You know what I think, >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped >>>>>>>>>something and then put it back after I teased you for clipping >>>>>>>>>it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Not really. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>YA RLY >>>>>> >>>>>> I think >>>>> >>>>>Since when? If your posts are any indication, you haven't used your >>>>>brain for years. Decades, even. >>>> >>>> Given the poor quality of the opposition, is there really any need >>>> to get out of first gear? >>> >>>Translation: "I'm just not trying! Ha, ha!" >> >> Yeah, like that was a major surprise after your second reply. > >I'm such a failure. I know. >>>...That claim might be believable if you had ever posted anything that >>>wasn't totally lame. But you never have. Ever. >>> >>>>>>>>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you >>>>>>>>>clever. It makes you fuckin stupid. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>>>>>>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at >>>>>>>>>>the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own >>>>>>>>>>abilities and your error has forced you into stringing together >>>>>>>>>>a bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out >>>>>>>>>>of the poor position you're in. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic >>>>>>>moaning, emo boi? >>>>>> >>>>>> I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. >>>>> >>>>>I do. And anyone else who might be reading this does. >>>> >>>> Your friends in email, eh? >>> >>>My email addy isn't valid, stoopid. Never has been. >> >> Why the fuck would anyone want to email a retard like you anyway? > >Nice backpedal. Well? Why the fuck would anyone want to email a retard like you? >>>>>>>> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to >>>>>>>> me or are you just a fucking idiot? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You're just a fucking idiot. >>>>>> >>>>>> There is a familiar echo here. >>>>> >>>>>You asked a question and offered a couple of choices; that's my >>>>>selection. Simple as that. >>>> >>>> You're a fucking idiot then. >>> >>>There is a familiar echo here. >> >> That'll be the space where your brain was supposed to be. > >"When" my brain was supposed to be, huh. Autoflame Grade: A+ Desperate typo pounce: Noted. >>>>>>>But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me >>>>>>>smile. >>>>>> >>>>>> You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve >>>>>> your alt.flame output by 1000%. >>>>> >>>>>I feel no need to increase my posting frequency. >>>> >>>> Quality, not quantity, dumbfuck. >>> >>>Quality is something that you are clearly not qualified to comment on. >> >> Nice IKY, dumbfuck. > >And my point Put it away. Save it for the piggies, hillbillyboi. >>>>>>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; >>>>>>>>>>>we use *real* English, around here, not that retarded blather >>>>>>>>>>>that makes your teeth brown and crooked. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>>>>>>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>>>>>>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring >>>>>>>>>> through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you >>>>>>>>>> stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out >>>>>>>>>> about the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't >>>>>>>>>> think that this position was luck, did you? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from >>>>>>>>>turning brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little >>>>>>>>>plans for world domination. HTH!! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that >>>>>>>nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste >>>>>>>has yet to be produced or imported. >>>>>> >>>>>> We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four >>>>>> times as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to >>>>>> need it. >>>>> >>>>>LOL! So you think the quantity of food eaten is directly >>>>>proportional to the potential for tooth decay? >>>> >>>> Given that most Americans eat six meals a day, one would think that >>>> they'd brush after every meal and thus they'd use more toothpaste. >>> >>>Wrong. >> >> Post proof Americans don't eat six meals a day. > >Prove that they *do* since that's your claim. They're all so fucking fat. There. Done. >>>The main purpose of brushing, doofus, is to remove carbohydrates, >>>acid and the bacteria that converts carbohydrates into acid (it's the >>>acid that rots teeth). Depending on what one consumes, frequent >>>brushing is not always necessary to maintain a healthy set of >>>choppers. >> >> You're an American so it'll be a few burgers and a mountain of fries. > >As opposed to sheep intestines stuffed with offal and cold, lumpy >potatoes, all washed down with squirrel urine? ...I win. Only if I was Scottish, which by the grace of god I'm not. You lose. >> I'd be surprised if you have any teeth. > >I imagine Liar. >>>...Memorize that little nugget of wisdom, and you'll probably know >>>more about dental hygiene than anyone within 500 miles of your shack. >>> >>>> But you don't do that, do you? You brush once a day and never after >>>> a meal, right? If your teeth haven't been pulled out because they're >>>> so rotten they must be horribly yellow. You fat, sweaty, >>>> halitosis-ridden fucker. >>> >>>You sound upset. >> >> You sound desperate. > >Yo Hello yet again, n00b. >>>>>...My teeth aren't brown and crooked, how 'bout yours? <snicker> >>>>> >>>>>>>>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a >>>>>>>>heart attack it'll be a minor miracle. >>>>>> >>>>>> Those little snippers are going again. >>>>> >>>>>Why are you responding to your own words, fuckup? ...Or is that a >>>>>self- answering question? >>>> >>>> You seem a tad touchy about your cowardly snipping. >>> >>>I just want to know why >> >> Its because you're a hypocritical coward, n00b. > >Why Blame your parents. Its down to their genes. >>>>>>>>>>>> Why is that? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own >>>>>>>>>>>shit. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom >>>>>>>>>habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces >>>>>>>>>to verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Really? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through >>>>>>>> my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was >>>>>>>> left over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure >>>>>>>> thats making you feel hungry." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 >>>>>> >>>>>> So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in shit' was a >>>>>> figment of your imagination? >>>>> >>>>>Don't you know how a dictionary works? >>>> >>>> Is that where you learnt to grow mushrooms in your arse? >>> >>>And other IKYABWAI. Gonna go for a third? >> >> Where did you learn that mushrooms can grow in an arsecrack, n00b? > >Yo Hello again, n00b. >>>>>>>> In fact, the >>>>>>>> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your >>>>>>>> imagination. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL >>>>>> >>>>>> I don't need to read your mind, newbie. >>>>> >>>>>Nice backpedal. >>>> >>>> Nice snip. >>> >>>Nice lie. >> >> Nice involuntary bowel movement. > >Ni Spit it out, you illiterate loon. >>>>>> You've written down the output >>>>>> of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to >>>>>> 'poking around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing >>>>>> muchrooms in your arse' too. >>>>> >>>>>All I asked was when your next butt-mushroom harvest was due. >>>> >>>> You've eaten the grocery shop out *again*, gutbucket? >>> >>>You sell your butt-mushrooms to a grocer? Gross. >> >> You can also buy food from a grocery store. > >Yo Hello again, n00b. >> It isn't just fast food takeaways you know. > >We don't have "takeaways" here -- that must be some stupid Brit thing. That's because you're all so fat and lazy you get someone else to fetch them. >>>>>>>> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a >>>>>>>> pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and >>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. >>>>>> >>>>>> The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination >>>>>> which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing >>>>>> mushrooms in your arse'. >>>>> >>>>>It's an undeniable fact that you grow mushrooms in your buttcrack. >>>> >>>> I think you've been eating too many mushrooms of a different kind. >>> >>>And what kind would that be? >> >> The magic ones, lackwit. > >And what kind would those be? Magic ones, duh. >>>>>No imagination is involved. >>>> >>>> Which is a good thing since you don't have one. >>> >>>Way to discredit everything you've ever tried (or ever might try) to >>>claim about my imagination. Dumbass. >> >> You don't have an imagination, n00b. > >So you said. And you prove every post. >>>>>>>>>>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some >>>>>>>>>>curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you >>>>>>>>>>been smoking crack? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Of course not. >>>>>> >>>>>> So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine >>>>>> such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'? >>>>> >>>>>I don't imagine >>>> >>>> That much is obvious. >>>> >>>>>I grow mushrooms in my "arse" >>>> >>>> Good of you to finally come out. >>> >>>Third IKYABWAI. Wonder if there's a fourth further down. <snicker> >> >> Good job it didn't get past ten or you would have lost count. > >Probably Glad you appreciate you've got poor maths too, hillbillyboi. >>>>>I *know* you grow them in your buttcrack, though. >>>> >>>> Eaten all your own mushrooms I guess? >>> >>>I don't eat mushrooms. >> >> You wouldn't say that if they were fried and put inside a burger bun. > >But I did say that. You said nothing about a burger bun, dickface. >Now try to come up with a "point" based on reality, m'kay? You grow mushrooms is your arse, n00b. >>>>>>>Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. >>>>>> >>>>>> You butted into this thread, newbie. >>>>> >>>>>And what a wonderful show it's produced. Yay, me. >>>> >>>> It certainly did. I don't think I've seen a newbie waddle into >>>> alt.flame and tell everyone he grows mushrooms in his arse before. >>>> It was certainly a first. >>> >>>Fourth IKYABWAI! LOL >> >> "I grow mushrooms in my "arse"" - Some n00b. > >Cite? The message ID is in the reference line, noob. >>>>>>>(It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.) >>>>>> >>>>>> Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a >>>>>> reply to your post for two whole days. >>>>> >>>>>I'm sure you took breaks to go poke around in your shit. >>>> >>>> <chuckle> >>> >>>Oh, damn, I was hoping for a fifth IKYABWAI. You quitter. >> >> You were hoping for a brain too. Never mind, maybe on your next trip >> to Oz. > ><yawn> Great reply. <guffaw> -- Timmay! "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic dracosilv wrote: >gregvk wrote: [...] >> No. Your understanding of dental hygiene has apparently never >> progressed beyond your distant childhood, when mommy told you that >> the Candy Bugs would make all your teeth fall out if you didn't brush >> 'em before beddy-bye time. > >Nice baby-projection there greggie. ..___ ____ __._____.___. _____ __________ __ __ _____ .___ | | |/ _|\__ | | / _ \\______ \/ \ / \/ _ \ | | | | < / | |/ /_\ \| | _/\ \/\/ / /_\ \| | | | | \ \____ / | \ | \ \ / | \ | |___|____|__ \ / ______\____|__ /______ / \__/\ /\____|__ /___| \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ [...] >> Ponder that for a while, st00pid. > >Quit talking about yourself in the third person like that... ..___ ____ __._____.___. _____ __________ __ __ _____ .___ | | |/ _|\__ | | / _ \\______ \/ \ / \/ _ \ | | | | < / | |/ /_\ \| | _/\ \/\/ / /_\ \| | | | | \ \____ / | \ | \ \ / | \ | |___|____|__ \ / ______\____|__ /______ / \__/\ /\____|__ /___| \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ Wow. Two textbook IKYABWAIs in one post. You're on a roll, gerboperv. -- Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus" http://www.reikanido.com/iacw It exists. Thanks, Bozo. "Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting all upset when I am proving how intelligent." Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in <47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "I make over a $100 a day" Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fanatic 'Menjy' wrote: > dracosilv wrote: >> gregvk wrote: > > [...] > >>> No. Your understanding of dental hygiene has apparently never >>> progressed beyond your distant childhood, when mommy told you that >>> the Candy Bugs would make all your teeth fall out if you didn't >>> brush 'em before beddy-bye time. >> >> Nice baby-projection there greggie. > > .___ ____ __._____.___. _____ __________ __ __ _____ .___ >> | |/ _|\__ | | / _ \\______ \/ \ / \/ _ \ | | >> | < / | |/ /_\ \| | _/\ \/\/ / /_\ \| | >> | | \ \____ / | \ | \ \ / | \ | >> ___|____|__ \ / ______\____|__ /______ / \__/\ /\____|__ /___| > \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ Well where did it come from then? I recall no such thing in *MY* childhood, so I assume it came from yours. >>> Ponder that for a while, st00pid. >> >> Quit talking about yourself in the third person like that... > > .___ ____ __._____.___. _____ __________ __ __ _____ .___ >> | |/ _|\__ | | / _ \\______ \/ \ / \/ _ \ | | >> | < / | |/ /_\ \| | _/\ \/\/ / /_\ \| | >> | | \ \____ / | \ | \ \ / | \ | >> ___|____|__ \ / ______\____|__ /______ / \__/\ /\____|__ /___| > \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > > Wow. Two textbook IKYABWAIs in one post. You're on a roll, gerboperv. You're dumber than I thought. Gerbils are your thing, dragons are mine. Get it right next time. -- But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked. gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do. In the immortal words of ???hw??f: This is you not giving a shit? HA HA I MADE YUO POST! I win & stuff. "Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing! The Daring Dufas Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^ Onideus Mad Hatter Golly Wiggle! Uncle Monster
