Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention On 08 Jun 2008 22:10:45 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in >news:s5oo44dfck7up7uqnpdvqsfhe5ft8t5d51@4ax.com: >>> >>>You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. You hungry? >> >> Hey > >LOL > >Just mention edible ass-product, and this twisted fucker gets *all* >excited. So everyone has a fixation with asses EXCEPT you...riiiiight. *nods* Don't stop looking stupid Greggie, it's too much fun. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:53:12 +0100, Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> >>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from >>>>>>your buttcrack? >>>>> >>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>> >>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I >>>>always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>> >>>You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. You hungry? >> >>Hey, get yer own n00b fanboi, I already laid claim to pwn3rship over >>this one. I'll rent him out to ya though. > >No thanks. I'll just beat him up for free when I feel like it. I'll send you a bill liak I sent his parents a bill for my "Usenet babysitting services". -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:07:11 +0100, Timmay! wrote: > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>Timmay! wrote: >>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>> [...] >>>>>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored: >>>>> >>>>> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again? >>>> >>>>I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso. >>> >>> What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you >>> weaned yourself off them? >> >>Your whine about my consumption/lack of consumption is pathetic. > > You have TB as well as well as pain from your stomach stapling op? Your obsession over me is unnatural. >>>>I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that >>>>admittedly I should not been fueling. >>> >>> A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook. >> >>That's why you're unable to squelch your habitual whining. > > You're the kook, Pee Wee. IKYABWAI laughed at. -- #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007 #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007 #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004 Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008 COOSN-266-06-25794
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Farmer Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:3emo449mfu1qae877m617otuogjgjgbqrt@4ax.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> >>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms >>>>>>from your buttcrack? >>>>> >>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>> >>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I >>>>always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >> >>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or something? > > Because you're a newbie begging for attention. <shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than five seconds. > Does that bother you? You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only if it bothers you. >>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >> >>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do you eat? > > Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? > [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. > You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use *real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes your teeth brown and crooked. > Why is that? Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit.
Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms from >>>>>>>your buttcrack? >>>>>> >>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>> >>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? I >>>>>always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>> >>>>You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. You hungry? >>> >>>Hey, get yer own n00b fanboi, I already laid claim to pwn3rship over >>>this one. I'll rent him out to ya though. >> >>No thanks. I'll just beat him up for free when I feel like it. > >I'll send you a bill liak I sent his parents a bill for my "Usenet >babysitting services". I'll tell you to shove your bill up your fat arse. -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >Timmay! wrote: >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>Timmay! wrote: >>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>> [...] >>>>>>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored: >>>>>> >>>>>> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again? >>>>> >>>>>I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso. >>>> >>>> What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you >>>> weaned yourself off them? >>> >>>Your whine about my consumption/lack of consumption is pathetic. >> >> You have TB as well as well as pain from your stomach stapling op? > >Your obsession over me is unnatural. I'm just curious of what you're about to die from. So when is official bucket kicking time as given by your doctor? >>>>>I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that >>>>>admittedly I should not been fueling. >>>> >>>> A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook. >>> >>>That's why you're unable to squelch your habitual whining. >> >> You're the kook, Pee Wee. > >IKYABWAI laughed at. I laughed at your IKY just before that. You certainly are kooky. -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms >>>>>>>from your buttcrack? >>>>>> >>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>> >>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? >I >>>>>always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>> >>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or something? >> >> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. > ><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to put on >a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than five seconds. In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who started this thread. If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >> Does that bother you? > >You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only if it >bothers you. You are hereby ordered to change it back, vacuous newbie leghumper. >>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>> >>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do you eat? >> >> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit > >You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you feel hungry. >> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) > >So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing coward. >I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. Lets have a look at what I removed: >Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over to join >the fun in, oh, about five seconds. > >/starts countdown timer > >5... 4... 3... You know what I think, newbie? I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor position you're in. >> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. > >WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use >*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes your >teeth brown and crooked. Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the language of business used throughout the world. The financial capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position was luck, did you? >> Why is that? > >Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some curious practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking crack? -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:30:09 +0100, Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of mushrooms >>>>>>>>from your buttcrack? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>> >>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow unchecked? >>I >>>>>>always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>> >>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or something? >>> >>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >> >><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to put on >>a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than five seconds. > >In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who started >this thread. If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. > >>> Does that bother you? >> >>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only if it >>bothers you. > >You are hereby ordered to change it back, vacuous newbie leghumper. > >>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>> >>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do you eat? >>> >>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >> >>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? > >I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over >was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you >feel hungry. > >>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >> >>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing coward. >>I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. > >Lets have a look at what I removed: > >>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over to join >>the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >> >>/starts countdown timer >> >>5... 4... 3... > >You know what I think, newbie? I think you're a stupid, dull, >unimaginitive individual who has lurked in the flame groups and then >decided to try his hand at the flame game. Unfortunately you've >overestimated your own abilities and your error has forced you into >stringing together a bunch of alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to >weasel out of the poor position you're in. > >>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >> >>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use >>*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes your >>teeth brown and crooked. > >Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the language >of business used throughout the world. The financial capital of the >world is London. All your monies are pouring through our country and >we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat colonists while you >cry your little hearts out about the housing crash and the coming >recession. You didn't think that this position was luck, did you? > >>> Why is that? >> >>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. > >Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. You seem to have a >fixation with my shit, my arse and some curious practice of growing >muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking crack? He doesn't smoke crack, but his mother did. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Eater Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:vrqo449leltu33miuvu3v3a3232evd7kc4@4ax.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>> >>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>unchecked? >>I >>>>>>always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>> >>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>something? >>> >>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >> >><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to put >>on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than five >>seconds. > > In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who started > this thread. Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. >>> Does that bother you? >> >>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only if >>it bothers you. Obedience: Noted. > You are hereby ordered to change it back, Request denied, copycat boi. >>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>> >>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do you >>>>eat? >>> >>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >> >>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? > > I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my > digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over > was shat in a toilet bowl. Leave me out of your sick world. >>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >> >>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing coward. >>I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. > > Lets have a look at what I removed: > >>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over to >>join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >> >>/starts countdown timer >> >>5... 4... 3... > > You know what I think, I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. It makes you fuckin stupid. [remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >> >>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use >>*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes your >>teeth brown and crooked. > > Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the language > of business used throughout the world. The financial capital of the > world is London. All your monies are pouring through our country and > we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat colonists while you > cry your little hearts out about the housing crash and the coming > recession. You didn't think that this position was luck, did you? First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little plans for world domination. HTH!! >>> Why is that? >> >>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. > > Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits, which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that there aren't any mushrooms in it.
Re: Marqueer The Butt-Shroom Eater On Jun 8, 7:10?pm, gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote: > Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote innews:vrqo449leltu33miuvu3v3a3232evd7kc4@4ax.com: > > > > > > > gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote: > >>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: > >>> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote: > >>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: > >>>>> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote: > >>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: > > >>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of > >>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? > > >>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? > > >>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? ?You just let them grow > >>>>>>unchecked? ? > >>I > >>>>>>always figured you ate them on pizza or something. > > >>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? ?Does it bother you or > >>>>something? > > >>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. > > >><shrug> ?You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to put > >>on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than five > >>seconds. > > > In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who started > > this thread. > > Nooooo, REALLY? ?...You are very sharp. ?Don't ever let anyone tell you > otherwise. > > >>> Does that bother you? > > >>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only if > >>it bothers you. > > Obedience: Noted. > > > You are hereby ordered to change it back, > > Request denied, copycat boi. > > >>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. > > >>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? ?Damn. ?What the fuck do you > >>>>eat? > > >>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit > > >>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? > > > I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my > > digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over > > was shat in a toilet bowl. > > Leave me out of your sick world. > > >>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) > > >>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing coward. > >>I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. > > > Lets have a look at what I removed: > > >>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over to > >>join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. > > >>/starts countdown timer > > >>5... 4... 3... > > > You know what I think, > > I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and > then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. > > Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. ?It > makes you fuckin stupid. > > [remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] > > >>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. > > >>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? ?This is not a Brit Zone; we use > >>*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes your > >>teeth brown and crooked. > > > Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the language > > of business used throughout the world. The financial capital of the > > world is London. All your monies are pouring through our country and > > we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat colonists while you > > cry your little hearts out about the housing crash and the coming > > recession. You didn't think that this position was luck, did you? > > First things first: ?Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning > brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little plans for world > domination. ?HTH!! > > >>> Why is that? > > >>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. > > > Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. > > Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits, > which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that > there aren't any mushrooms in it.- Hide quoted text - > > INDEED!
Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:30:13 +0100, Timmay! wrote: > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>Timmay! wrote: >>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>> [...] >>>>>>>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again? >>>>>> >>>>>>I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso. >>>>> >>>>> What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you >>>>> weaned yourself off them? >>>> >>>>Your whine about my consumption/lack of consumption is pathetic. >>> >>> You have TB as well as well as pain from your stomach stapling op? >> >>Your obsession over me is unnatural. > > I'm just curious of what you're about to die from. So when is official > bucket kicking time as given by your doctor? Obsession with death noted and laughed at. > >>>>>>I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that >>>>>>admittedly I should not been fueling. >>>>> >>>>> A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook. >>>> >>>>That's why you're unable to squelch your habitual whining. >>> >>> You're the kook, Pee Wee. >> >>IKYABWAI laughed at. > > I laughed at your IKY just before that. Unfounded IKYABWAI claim heartily laughed at. > You certainly are kooky. Being called a kook by a Kook, priceless.
Re: Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:30:13 +0100, Timmay! wrote: > >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>Timmay! wrote: >>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>> [...] >>>>>>>>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso. >>>>>> >>>>>> What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you >>>>>> weaned yourself off them? >>>>> >>>>>Your whine about my consumption/lack of consumption is pathetic. >>>> >>>> You have TB as well as well as pain from your stomach stapling op? >>> >>>Your obsession over me is unnatural. >> >> I'm just curious of what you're about to die from. So when is official >> bucket kicking time as given by your doctor? > >Obsession with death noted and laughed at. > >> >>>>>>>I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that >>>>>>>admittedly I should not been fueling. >>>>>> >>>>>> A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook. >>>>> >>>>>That's why you're unable to squelch your habitual whining. >>>> >>>> You're the kook, Pee Wee. >>> >>>IKYABWAI laughed at. >> >> I laughed at your IKY just before that. > >Unfounded IKYABWAI claim heartily laughed at. > >> You certainly are kooky. > >Being called a kook by a Kook, priceless. There is a reason that kooks are not allowed to use the word "kook" in posts, and Dimmy! here is a fine demonstration of the utility of that legislation. -- "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen
Re: Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim "Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message news:080620081945033865%erfc-1024@usa.net... > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: > >>On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:30:13 +0100, Timmay! wrote: >> >>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>> [...] >>>>>>>>>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you >>>>>>> weaned yourself off them? >>>>>> >>>>>>Your whine about my consumption/lack of consumption is pathetic. >>>>> >>>>> You have TB as well as well as pain from your stomach stapling op? >>>> >>>>Your obsession over me is unnatural. >>> >>> I'm just curious of what you're about to die from. So when is official >>> bucket kicking time as given by your doctor? >> >>Obsession with death noted and laughed at. >> >>> >>>>>>>>I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that >>>>>>>>admittedly I should not been fueling. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook. >>>>>> >>>>>>That's why you're unable to squelch your habitual whining. >>>>> >>>>> You're the kook, Pee Wee. >>>> >>>>IKYABWAI laughed at. >>> >>> I laughed at your IKY just before that. >> >>Unfounded IKYABWAI claim heartily laughed at. >> >>> You certainly are kooky. >> >>Being called a kook by a Kook, priceless. > > There is a reason that kooks are not allowed to use the word "kook" in > posts, and Dimmy! here is a fine demonstration of the utility of that > legislation. > Art Deco is a Gay "Kook". Hon. John
Re: Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:00:42 -0500, honestjohn wrote: > > "Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message > news:080620081945033865%erfc-1024@usa.net... >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >> >>>On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:30:13 +0100, Timmay! wrote: >>> >>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>>> [...] >>>>>>>>>>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you >>>>>>>> weaned yourself off them? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Your whine about my consumption/lack of consumption is pathetic. >>>>>> >>>>>> You have TB as well as well as pain from your stomach stapling op? >>>>> >>>>>Your obsession over me is unnatural. >>>> >>>> I'm just curious of what you're about to die from. So when is official >>>> bucket kicking time as given by your doctor? >>> >>>Obsession with death noted and laughed at. >>> >>>> >>>>>>>>>I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that >>>>>>>>>admittedly I should not been fueling. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>That's why you're unable to squelch your habitual whining. >>>>>> >>>>>> You're the kook, Pee Wee. >>>>> >>>>>IKYABWAI laughed at. >>>> >>>> I laughed at your IKY just before that. >>> >>>Unfounded IKYABWAI claim heartily laughed at. >>> >>>> You certainly are kooky. >>> >>>Being called a kook by a Kook, priceless. >> >> There is a reason that kooks are not allowed to use the word "kook" in >> posts, and Dimmy! here is a fine demonstration of the utility of that >> legislation. >> > > Art Deco is a Gay "Kook". > > Hon. John STFU, k00k. -- http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/08/gitmo-interrogators-told-to-destroy-handwritten-notes/
Re: Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim "???hw?f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message news:pan.2008.06.09.14.30.52.923358@netscape.net... > On Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:00:42 -0500, honestjohn wrote: > >> >> "Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message >> news:080620081945033865%erfc-1024@usa.net... >>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>> >>>>On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:30:13 +0100, Timmay! wrote: >>>> >>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote: >>>>>>>>> [...] >>>>>>>>>>>>Words that you cower in fear from happily restored: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You've been taking too many psychotropic drugs, again? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>I haven't been taking any psychotropic drugs, Obsesso. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> What about cannabinoids? Been wolfing them down lately or have you >>>>>>>>> weaned yourself off them? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Your whine about my consumption/lack of consumption is pathetic. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You have TB as well as well as pain from your stomach stapling op? >>>>>> >>>>>>Your obsession over me is unnatural. >>>>> >>>>> I'm just curious of what you're about to die from. So when is official >>>>> bucket kicking time as given by your doctor? >>>> >>>>Obsession with death noted and laughed at. >>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>>I'm giddy from laughing at your pathetic cries for attention that >>>>>>>>>>admittedly I should not been fueling. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> A lack of self-control is the trait of many a kook. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>That's why you're unable to squelch your habitual whining. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You're the kook, Pee Wee. >>>>>> >>>>>>IKYABWAI laughed at. >>>>> >>>>> I laughed at your IKY just before that. >>>> >>>>Unfounded IKYABWAI claim heartily laughed at. >>>> >>>>> You certainly are kooky. >>>> >>>>Being called a kook by a Kook, priceless. >>> >>> There is a reason that kooks are not allowed to use the word "kook" in >>> posts, and Dimmy! here is a fine demonstration of the utility of that >>> legislation. >>> >> >> Art Deco is a Gay "Kook". >> >> Hon. John > > STFU, k00k. > Yeah Deco, ATFU, k00k! HJ
Re: Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >Timmay! wrote: [...] >> I'm just curious of what you're about to die from. So when is official >> bucket kicking time as given by your doctor? > >Obsession with death noted and laughed at. It comes to us all, eventually and some sooner than others. How does it feel to know you're going to die? >> I laughed at your IKY just before that. > >Unfounded IKYABWAI claim heartily laughed at. Its not really surprising you can't see it since you're dumber than a box of spanners. >> You certainly are kooky. > >Being called a kook by a Kook, priceless. You are kooky. You've claimed you're an oil magnate, an IT contractor despite your obvious lack of nous and a bunch of other fairy tales which are obviously figments of your imagination. You're so unhappy with your real life you claim a piece of metal is your favourite thing. That's a pretty sad existence. -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>>> >>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>something? >>>> >>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>> >>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to put >>>on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than five >>>seconds. >> >> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who started >> this thread. > >Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell you >otherwise. Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? >>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? >>>> Does that bother you? >>> >>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only if >>>it bothers you. > >Obedience: Noted. Meat Plow imitation: Noted. >> You are hereby ordered to change it > >Request denied, copycat boi. You are hereby ordered to change it again. <rolls eyes> >>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>> >>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do you eat? >>>> >>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>> >>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >> >> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over >> was shat in a toilet bowl. > >Leave me out of your sick world. I'm having a hard time figuring out where you come into the world of toilet bowls, arses and shit, but you don't have that problem. >>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>> >>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing coward. >>>I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >> >> Lets have a look at what I removed: >> >>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over to >>>join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>> >>>/starts countdown timer >>> >>>5... 4... 3... >> >> You know what I think, > >I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and >then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. Not really. I just think you're a clueless newbie for the reasons I outlined in my post, which you promptly snipped. >Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. It >makes you fuckin stupid. > >[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has lurked >>in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the flame >>game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and your >>error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of alt.flame >>catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor position you're in. Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or are you just a fucking idiot? >>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>> >>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use >>>*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes your >>>teeth brown and crooked. >> >> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the language >> of business used throughout the world. The financial capital of the >> world is London. All your monies are pouring through our country and >> we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat colonists while you >> cry your little hearts out about the housing crash and the coming >> recession. You didn't think that this position was luck, did you? > >First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning >brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little plans for world >domination. HTH!! We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart attack it'll be a minor miracle. >>>> Why is that? >>> >>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. >> >> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. > >Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits, >which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that >there aren't any mushrooms in it. Really? "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you feel hungry." I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. In fact, the only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination. If you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern emerging which involves your imagination, arses and shit. >>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some curious >>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking >>crack? Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Muncher Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:qh0u44h6jk0497g0pgef7jiuv81biuhqak@4ax.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>>>> >>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>something? >>>>> >>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>> >>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to >>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than >>>>five seconds. >>> >>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>> started this thread. >> >>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell >>you otherwise. > > Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much > snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? >>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. > > You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. >>>>> Does that bother you? >>>> >>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only >>>>if it bothers you. >> >>Obedience: Noted. > > Meat Plow imitation: Noted. Obsession: Noted. >>> You are hereby ordered to change it >> >>Request denied, copycat boi. > > You are hereby ordered to change it again. > > <rolls eyes> Request denied. Again. >>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>> >>>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do >>>>>>you eat? >>>>> >>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>> >>>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>> >>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. >> >>Leave me out of your sick world. > > I'm having a hard time figuring out where I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. > you come into the world of > toilet bowls, arses and shit, Please, keep it between you and your shrink. >>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>> >>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>> >>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>> >>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over >>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>> >>>>/starts countdown timer >>>> >>>>5... 4... 3... >>> >>> You know what I think, >> >>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and >>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. > > Not really. YA RLY >>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. >>It makes you fuckin stupid. >> >>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] > > Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': > >>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the >>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and >>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of >>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor >>>position you're in. You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo boi? > Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or > are you just a fucking idiot? You're just a fucking idiot. But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile. >>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>> >>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use >>>>*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes >>>>your teeth brown and crooked. >>> >>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through >>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat >>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing >>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position >>> was luck, did you? >> >>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning >>brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little plans for >>world domination. HTH!! > > We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to be produced or imported. >>>>> Why is that? >>>> >>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. >>> >>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >> >>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits, >>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that >>there aren't any mushrooms in it. > > Really? > > "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my > digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over > was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you > feel hungry." > > I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 > In fact, the > only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination. So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL > you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern > emerging which involves your imagination, arses and shit. You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. >>>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some curious >>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking >>>crack? > > Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? Of course not. Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. (It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.)
Re: Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Muncher On 11 Jun 2008 01:06:30 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in >news:qh0u44h6jk0497g0pgef7jiuv81biuhqak@4ax.com: > >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>>something? >>>>>> >>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>> >>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to >>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than >>>>>five seconds. >>>> >>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>> started this thread. >>> >>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell >>>you otherwise. >> >> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much >> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? > >Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? > >>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >> >> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? > >Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. > >>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>> >>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only >>>>>if it bothers you. >>> >>>Obedience: Noted. >> >> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. > >Obsession: Noted. > >>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>> >>>Request denied, copycat boi. >> >> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >> >> <rolls eyes> > >Request denied. Again. > >>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do >>>>>>>you eat? >>>>>> >>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>> >>>>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>>> >>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>> >>>Leave me out of your sick world. >> >> I'm having a hard time figuring out where > >I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. > >> you come into the world of >> toilet bowls, arses and shit, > >Please, keep it between you and your shrink. > >>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>> >>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>>> >>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>> >>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over >>>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>> >>>>>/starts countdown timer >>>>> >>>>>5... 4... 3... >>>> >>>> You know what I think, >>> >>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and >>>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. >> >> Not really. > >YA RLY > >>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. >>>It makes you fuckin stupid. >>> >>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >> >> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >> >>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the >>>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and >>>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of >>>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor >>>>position you're in. > >You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo >boi? > >> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or >> are you just a fucking idiot? > >You're just a fucking idiot. > >But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile. > >>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>> >>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use >>>>>*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes >>>>>your teeth brown and crooked. >>>> >>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through >>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat >>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing >>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position >>>> was luck, did you? >>> >>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning >>>brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little plans for >>>world domination. HTH!! >> >> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. > >Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody >with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to be >produced or imported. > >>>>>> Why is that? >>>>> >>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. >>>> >>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>> >>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits, >>>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that >>>there aren't any mushrooms in it. >> >> Really? >> >> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over >> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you >> feel hungry." >> >> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. > >http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 > >> In fact, the >> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination. > >So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL > >> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern >> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and shit. > >You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. > >>>>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some curious >>>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking >>>>crack? >> >> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? > >Of course not. Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. > >(It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.) ....WOW, boy is there ANYTHING in that post of yers that isn't ripped off from one of mine? Yeesh, what a fuckin Hatter Addict you are. -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess." "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Re: A Newbie Leghumper Begs For Attention gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it about time for you to harvest the latest crop of >>>>>>>>>>>mushrooms from your buttcrack? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> What the fuck you are babbling on about now, cretin? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>You mean you don't harvest them? You just let them grow >>>>>>>>>unchecked? I always figured you ate them on pizza or something. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Why'd you try to change the subject? Does it bother you or >>>>>>>something? >>>>>> >>>>>> Because you're a newbie begging for attention. >>>>> >>>>><shrug> You're an attention-starved butt-shroom farmer willing to >>>>>put on a show for anyone who pays attention to you for more than >>>>>five seconds. >>>> >>>> In case it escaped your attention, newbie, you're the one who >>>> started this thread. >>> >>>Nooooo, REALLY? ...You are very sharp. Don't ever let anyone tell >>>you otherwise. >> >> Do you have any idea how desperate you look when you combine much >> snipping with poorly thought out sarcasm? > >Do you have any idea how desperate you look clinging to my shin? Well? >>>>If anyone is attention-starved then it has to be you. >> >> You're very busy with those snippers. Gonad shortage perchance? > >Please don't share your sexual fantasies. It's creepy. I call you a gutless coward and you think *that* is a sexual fantasy? You need to fill in the blanks instead of shooting them, newbie. >>>>>> Does that bother you? >>>>> >>>>>You are hereby ordered to change the subject line again -- but only >>>>>if it bothers you. >>> >>>Obedience: Noted. >> >> Meat Plow imitation: Noted. > >Obsession: Noted. Lack of imagination: Noted. >>>> You are hereby ordered to change it >>> >>>Request denied, copycat boi. >> >> You are hereby ordered to change it again. >> >> <rolls eyes> > >Request denied. Again. Well done for completing your task, newbie. Slippers, beer, fetch. >>>>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>You mean you actually *shit* mushrooms? Damn. What the fuck do >>>>>>>you eat? >>>>>> >>>>>> Mushrooms, except they're unrecognisable from shit >>>>> >>>>>You actually poke around in your shit, looking for mushrooms? >>>> >>>> I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >>>> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left >>>> over was shat in a toilet bowl. >>> >>>Leave me out of your sick world. >> >> I'm having a hard time figuring out where > >I imagine you have a hard time figuring out how to dress yourself. You also imagine me growing mushrooms in my arse. Would you like to share any other fantasies you have of me? >> you come into the world of >> toilet bowls, arses and shit, > >Please, keep it between you and your shrink. When in doubt, simply avoid the topic, eh? I'm not sure how you're in my 'sick world'. Perhaps you could tell me where you fit into me having a shit exactly? Do you make bog roll for a living? A plumber specialising in shitters? >>>>>> [...] (Whining about Diaper boy flushed.) >>>>> >>>>>So, the li'l butt-shroom farmer is a clip-n-run, post editing >>>>>coward. I'm sure IKYABWAIs and mommy lames will follow. >>>> >>>> Lets have a look at what I removed: >>>> >>>>>Considering the xpost, that's gonna have the diaperboi running over >>>>>to join the fun in, oh, about five seconds. >>>>> >>>>>/starts countdown timer >>>>> >>>>>5... 4... 3... >>>> >>>> You know what I think, >>> >>>I know that you think you're clever because you clipped something and >>>then put it back after I teased you for clipping it. >> >> Not really. > >YA RLY I think the irony of you snipping a comments about your predilection for snipping is lost on a dumb American like you, right? >>>Here's a free nugget o' wisdom for ya: That doesn't make you clever. >>>It makes you fuckin stupid. >>> >>>[remainder of Dimmy's pathetic crying clipped out of pity] >> >> Lets have a look at this 'pathetic crying': >> >>>>I think you're a stupid, dull, unimaginitive individual who has >>>>lurked in the flame groups and then decided to try his hand at the >>>>flame game. Unfortunately you've overestimated your own abilities and >>>>your error has forced you into stringing together a bunch of >>>>alt.flame catchphrases in an attempt to weasel out of the poor >>>>position you're in. > >You mean you actually *want* everyone to see your pathetic moaning, emo >boi? I don't see any pathetic moaning at all. I see an appreciation of some newbie fuckwipe who is trying to walk tall in alt.flame and ends up looking like a complete and total tit. >> Are you intentionally snipping and repeating everything back to me or >> are you just a fucking idiot? > >You're just a fucking idiot. There is a familiar echo here. Do you even have a brain? >But feel free to keep crying about it; your whining makes me smile. You should look up the works of Pee Wee Herman as he'll improve your alt.flame output by 1000%. >>>>>> You seem pretty fixated on what comes out of my arse. >>>>> >>>>>WTF is with that "arse" gibberish? This is not a Brit Zone; we use >>>>>*real* English, around here, not that retarded blather that makes >>>>>your teeth brown and crooked. >>>> >>>> Everywhere is a Brit zone. In fifty years English will be the >>>> language of business used throughout the world. The financial >>>> capital of the world is London. All your monies are pouring through >>>> our country and we're taking a cut and living off you stupid, fat >>>> colonists while you cry your little hearts out about the housing >>>> crash and the coming recession. You didn't think that this position >>>> was luck, did you? >>> >>>First things first: Figure out how to keep your teeth from turning >>>brown, and *then* move forward with your amusing little plans for >>>world domination. HTH!! >> >> We already dominate the world, you burger-scoffing fatbody. > >Sure, "the world" consisting of a few dreary little islands that nobody >with any brains wants to inhabit. A land where toothpaste has yet to be >produced or imported. We'll happily let you keep the toothpaste because eating four times as much as the rest of the world you certainly are going to need it. >>If you're able to move forward with anything without having a heart >>attack it'll be a minor miracle. Those little snippers are going again. Wassup newbie? You're getting very defensive. Are you a disgusting fatbody? >>>>>> Why is that? >>>>> >>>>>Hey, you're the one who just admitted to digging in your own shit. >>>> >>>> Really? I just admitted to eating mushrooms. >>> >>>Followed by a rather disgusting description of your bathroom habits, >>>which apparently including poking around in your feces to verify that >>>there aren't any mushrooms in it. >> >> Really? >> >> "I ate some mushrooms yesterday and today. They passed through my >> digestive tract where nutrients were extracted and what was left over >> was shat in a toilet bowl. I'll stop now as I'm sure thats making you >> feel hungry." >> >> I don't see anything about poking around in faeces there. > >http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparently&x=32&y=16 So you've finally admitted that 'poking around in shit' was a figment of your imagination? >> In fact, the >> only place 'poking around in feces' appears is in your imagination. > >So you think you're a mind reader, now. LOL I don't need to read your mind, newbie. You've written down the output of your imagination and posted it to Usenet. In addition to 'poking around in feces' you've added the gem of 'growing muchrooms in your arse' too. >> you couple that 'growing mushrooms in a buttcrack' there is a pattern >> emerging which involves your imagination, arses and shit. > >You're broadcasting your bathroom habits to the world. I'm not. The only thing being broadcast to the world is your imagination which seems to consist of 'poking around in feces' and 'growing mushrooms in your arse'. >>>>You seem to have a fixation with my shit, my arse and some curious >>>>practice of growing muchrooms in an arsecrack. Have you been smoking >>>>crack? >> >> Well? Is it crack you've been smoking? > >Of course not. So what mind-altering substances have you been smoking to imagine such things as 'growing mushrooms in your arse'? >Like I said before, leave me out of your sick world. You butted into this thread, newbie. If you don't like the content then fuck off and stop whining about it. >(It took you two days come up with *this* shit? Pa-a-a-athetic.) Now your imagination has me hunched over my computer typing a reply to your post for two whole days. You don't get out much, do you? -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." 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