FlonkNews: Wisconsin Policeman Shoots Self in Head Three Times

The Wisconsin Attorney General announced yesterday that powder-burns
around the _three head gun-shot wounds_ killing a Wisconsin policeman the
day after he invaded a party last weekend and killed six high-schoolers
proves that the policeman's fatal head wounds were _self-inflicted_ . . . .

The burns just prove they were close shots.

And it's reely reely hard to shoot yourself in the head more than once.

And the police had been "negotiating" with him for hours, until a SWAT
team "stormed" his location, where it was "found" he'd shot himself.

In the head.

Three times.

Up close.

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On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:13:17 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>The Wisconsin Attorney General announced yesterday that powder-burns
>around the _three head gun-shot wounds_ killing a Wisconsin policeman the
>day after he invaded a party last weekend and killed six high-schoolers
>proves that the policeman's fatal head wounds were _self-inflicted_ . . . .
>
>The burns just prove they were close shots.
>
>And it's reely reely hard to shoot yourself in the head more than once.
>
>And the police had been "negotiating" with him for hours, until a SWAT
>team "stormed" his location, where it was "found" he'd shot himself.
>
>In the head.
>
>Three times.
>
>Up close.

How was there any head left to examine?

Jade

 

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:34:26 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
wrote:

>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:13:17 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>The Wisconsin Attorney General announced yesterday that powder-burns
>>around the _three head gun-shot wounds_ killing a Wisconsin policeman the
>>day after he invaded a party last weekend and killed six high-schoolers
>>proves that the policeman's fatal head wounds were _self-inflicted_ . . . .
>>
>>The burns just prove they were close shots.
>>
>>And it's reely reely hard to shoot yourself in the head more than once.
>>
>>And the police had been "negotiating" with him for hours, until a SWAT
>>team "stormed" his location, where it was "found" he'd shot himself.
>>
>>In the head.
>>
>>Three times.
>>
>>Up close.
>
>How was there any head left to examine?

obviously no brain to start with. that or it took three shots to hit
it in his vacuous head.

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mimus wrote:
> The Wisconsin Attorney General announced yesterday that powder-burns
> around the _three head gun-shot wounds_ killing a Wisconsin policeman the
> day after he invaded a party last weekend and killed six high-schoolers
> proves that the policeman's fatal head wounds were _self-inflicted_ . . . .
>
> The burns just prove they were close shots.
>
> And it's reely reely hard to shoot yourself in the head more than once.
>
> And the police had been "negotiating" with him for hours, until a SWAT
> team "stormed" his location, where it was "found" he'd shot himself.
>
> In the head.
>
> Three times.
>
> Up close.
>
Maybe he twitched a lot. Bullets can make people twitch. Or too much
coffee maybe.


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