HOLY FUKKEN SH!T!!!!! IS THAT A SHAVED GRIZZLY? WTF is that? No seriously... WHAT THE FUKK IS THAT??????
Not everyone can afford air brushing on their wedding photos, RO. Jeez, I don't think I looked THAT bad.
Whatever it is, it looks mighty happy. Grinning from ear to ear! That dumb bastard doesn't know that this hostis humani generis has eaten her last three bridegrooms.
His eyes are wonky. He could be blind. She looks like Pumpkinhead, but likely has a lovely personality.
He's not a looker either, but quite about the same thoughts that ran through my head...*hangs head in shame* I guess evil minds think alike....
I'm just itching to give the poor girl some bangs. Either that or emkay and chi gave me a wicked case of crabs again.