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Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:48:50 -0500, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>><pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>>>news:w8Quj.1312$pl4.752@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Xns9A487420C47810Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>>>>>> > ) NO:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> >>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> >>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X ) YES
>>>>>>> >>> ( ) NO:
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> >>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> >>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X) YES
>>>>>>> >>>>> ( ) NO:
>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>>> POST.
>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>> I agree with this post.
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just because
>>>>>>> >>> these bastards say it is). So there.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty. Saw
>>>>>>> >>it on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere and had
>>>>>>> >>to try it. Although my diet lately has been rather bland and
>>>>>>> >>blah...
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I was
>>>>>>> > born in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life. That is
>>>>>>> > a common dish here, and as such, I do not know what problem the
>>>>>>> > "outsiders" have with it. We think it is perfectly normal here.
>>>>>>> > We do not think it is a "blasphemy" or an "assault on the
>>>>>>> > American way of life" at all. I have no agendas. I am a sharp
>>>>>>> > dresser and music enthusiast.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to
>>>>>>> >>> earn your sympathy, here).
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the surgeons
>>>>>>> >>on March
>>>>>>> >>11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
>>>>>>> >>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much appreciated.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your
>>>>>>> >>posts most amusing.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Thank you again for your response. I try to make many frequent
>>>>>>> > posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a loyal and
>>>>>>> > steadfast poster
>>>>>>> > and have seen many response-worthy posts in my short time here
>>>>>>> > on
>>>>>>> > Usenet. I
>>>>>>> > shall try to address them all, however, I am a "working" man,
>>>>>>> > and therefore, my time is limited. I have never seen the series
>>>>>>> > "Dynasty."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> When the new season started after JR was shot, my brother called a
>>>>>> friend of his in Chicago, got the answer to "Who shot JR?" two
>>>>>> hours ahead of time, then told everyone he knew.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Smee, from an evil family
>>>>>
>>>>><sigh>
>>>>>
>>>>>But JR did not come from *Dynasty*....He was frim *Dallas*.
>>>>>
>>>>>Shirley...who watched both faithfully until she went brain dead.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Even I knew that and I never watched either one.
>>>>
>>>>If they had starred the voices of Mel Blanc I'd know all about the
>>>>characters.
>>>
>>> I wish somewon would shoot his son and figure out a way to clone Mel
>>> Blanc from his vocal chords (they cryogenically froze them, you know).
>>> I was so peeved when I bought the "DVD" of "Casablanca" and found won
>>> of the "special features" was a "Looney Tunes" parody called
>>> "Carrotblanca." I was so excited, but I quickly discovered it was
>>> made after Mel Blanc's death. I just couldn't get passed the phoney
>>> voices. I was so mad I ran down the hall to my bedroom and tore up my
>>> pillow.
>>
>>Poor fellow. I hope you didn't suck in any feathers.
>>
>>I will say, the thought of someone being so mad they tear up a pillow
>>makes me howl with gales of sardonic laughter to no end.
>
> Well thanks, Weaver, for laughing at my pain. I had to endure an entire
> "Loony Tunes" short voiced by Mel Blanc's subpar son--rather than Mel
> Blanc himself--and you take this as an opportunity for some levity at my
> expense. Wow, thanks, man. Thanks a lot.

It was my pleasure. Next time you want to be tortured due to your
disappointment, (brought on by yourself I might add) from a DVD purchase:
I'm Your Guy!

In the mean time, stay away from pillows.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>> NO:
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>> NO:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X ) YES ( )
>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X) YES ( )
>>>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> POST.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I agree with this post.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just because
>>>>>>> these bastards say it is). So there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty. Saw it
>>>>>>on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere and had to try
>>>>>>it. Although my diet lately has been rather bland and blah...
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I was born
>>>>> in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life. That is a common
>>>>> dish here, and as such, I do not know what problem the "outsiders"
>>>>> have with it. We think it is perfectly normal here. We do not
>>>>> think it is a "blasphemy" or an "assault on the American way of
>>>>> life" at all. I have no agendas. I am a sharp dresser and music
>>>>> enthusiast.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to earn
>>>>>>> your sympathy, here).
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the surgeons on
>>>>>>March 11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
>>>>>>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much appreciated.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your posts
>>>>>>most amusing.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you again for your response. I try to make many frequent
>>>>> posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a loyal and
>>>>> steadfast poster and have seen many response-worthy posts in my
>>>>> short time here on Usenet. I shall try to address them all,
>>>>> however, I am a "working" man, and therefore, my time is limited. I
>>>>> have never seen the series "Dynasty."
>>>>
>>>>So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>>>
>>> I was too young. I was busy watching "Dukes of Hazzard" and "The
>>> A-Team" when that shit was going on.
>>
>>Were you old enough to appreciate Daisy's butt and soft squeezie things
>>on her front?
>
> Oh my God. Are you kidding me? She's the "template" I hold all women
> to now. I get slapped a lot.

Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:48:50 -0500, in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>><pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:w8Quj.1312$pl4.752@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Xns9A487420C47810Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> > Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>>>>>>> > ) NO:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> >>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X ) YES
>>>>>>>> >>> ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> >>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X) YES
>>>>>>>> >>>>> ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> POST.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>> I agree with this post.
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just because
>>>>>>>> >>> these bastards say it is). So there.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty. Saw
>>>>>>>> >>it on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere and had
>>>>>>>> >>to try it. Although my diet lately has been rather bland and
>>>>>>>> >>blah...
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I was
>>>>>>>> > born in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life. That is
>>>>>>>> > a common dish here, and as such, I do not know what problem the
>>>>>>>> > "outsiders" have with it. We think it is perfectly normal here.
>>>>>>>> > We do not think it is a "blasphemy" or an "assault on the
>>>>>>>> > American way of life" at all. I have no agendas. I am a sharp
>>>>>>>> > dresser and music enthusiast.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to
>>>>>>>> >>> earn your sympathy, here).
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the surgeons
>>>>>>>> >>on March
>>>>>>>> >>11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
>>>>>>>> >>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much appreciated.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your
>>>>>>>> >>posts most amusing.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Thank you again for your response. I try to make many frequent
>>>>>>>> > posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a loyal and
>>>>>>>> > steadfast poster
>>>>>>>> > and have seen many response-worthy posts in my short time here
>>>>>>>> > on
>>>>>>>> > Usenet. I
>>>>>>>> > shall try to address them all, however, I am a "working" man,
>>>>>>>> > and therefore, my time is limited. I have never seen the series
>>>>>>>> > "Dynasty."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> When the new season started after JR was shot, my brother called a
>>>>>>> friend of his in Chicago, got the answer to "Who shot JR?" two
>>>>>>> hours ahead of time, then told everyone he knew.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Smee, from an evil family
>>>>>>
>>>>>><sigh>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>But JR did not come from *Dynasty*....He was frim *Dallas*.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Shirley...who watched both faithfully until she went brain dead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Even I knew that and I never watched either one.
>>>>>
>>>>>If they had starred the voices of Mel Blanc I'd know all about the
>>>>>characters.
>>>>
>>>> I wish somewon would shoot his son and figure out a way to clone Mel
>>>> Blanc from his vocal chords (they cryogenically froze them, you know).
>>>> I was so peeved when I bought the "DVD" of "Casablanca" and found won
>>>> of the "special features" was a "Looney Tunes" parody called
>>>> "Carrotblanca." I was so excited, but I quickly discovered it was
>>>> made after Mel Blanc's death. I just couldn't get passed the phoney
>>>> voices. I was so mad I ran down the hall to my bedroom and tore up my
>>>> pillow.
>>>
>>>Poor fellow. I hope you didn't suck in any feathers.
>>>
>>>I will say, the thought of someone being so mad they tear up a pillow
>>>makes me howl with gales of sardonic laughter to no end.
>>
>> Well thanks, Weaver, for laughing at my pain. I had to endure an entire
>> "Loony Tunes" short voiced by Mel Blanc's subpar son--rather than Mel
>> Blanc himself--and you take this as an opportunity for some levity at my
>> expense. Wow, thanks, man. Thanks a lot.
>
>It was my pleasure. Next time you want to be tortured due to your
>disappointment, (brought on by yourself I might add) from a DVD purchase:
>I'm Your Guy!

All right, buddy. I am going to go IMDB "I'm Your Guy" right now
(actually, now that I stand back and think about it, IMDB is pretty
useless, unless you want to know which actors starred in what) and if
the description sounds anything nearly as bad as "Resident Evil," "The
Fast and the Furious," or "Club Dread" (my personal top three WORST
MOVIES OF ALL TIME), well, I'm just going to tear apart my brand new
pillow.

>In the mean time, stay away from pillows.

Ohh. Good call, man. Thanks.

--
Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

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Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>> NO:
>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X ) YES ( )
>>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X) YES ( )
>>>>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> POST.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I agree with this post.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just because
>>>>>>>> these bastards say it is). So there.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty. Saw it
>>>>>>>on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere and had to try
>>>>>>>it. Although my diet lately has been rather bland and blah...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I was born
>>>>>> in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life. That is a common
>>>>>> dish here, and as such, I do not know what problem the "outsiders"
>>>>>> have with it. We think it is perfectly normal here. We do not
>>>>>> think it is a "blasphemy" or an "assault on the American way of
>>>>>> life" at all. I have no agendas. I am a sharp dresser and music
>>>>>> enthusiast.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to earn
>>>>>>>> your sympathy, here).
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the surgeons on
>>>>>>>March 11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
>>>>>>>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much appreciated.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your posts
>>>>>>>most amusing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank you again for your response. I try to make many frequent
>>>>>> posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a loyal and
>>>>>> steadfast poster and have seen many response-worthy posts in my
>>>>>> short time here on Usenet. I shall try to address them all,
>>>>>> however, I am a "working" man, and therefore, my time is limited. I
>>>>>> have never seen the series "Dynasty."
>>>>>
>>>>>So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>>>>
>>>> I was too young. I was busy watching "Dukes of Hazzard" and "The
>>>> A-Team" when that shit was going on.
>>>
>>>Were you old enough to appreciate Daisy's butt and soft squeezie things
>>>on her front?
>>
>> Oh my God. Are you kidding me? She's the "template" I hold all women
>> to now. I get slapped a lot.
>
>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.

*Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it: I'm
bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy."
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:48:50 -0500, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:w8Quj.1312$pl4.752@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>
news:Xns9A487420C47810Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> > Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>>>>>>>> > ) NO:
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> >>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> >>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X ) YES
>>>>>>>>> >>> ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> >>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> >>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X) YES
>>>>>>>>> >>>>> ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> POST.
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>> I agree with this post.
>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just because
>>>>>>>>> >>> these bastards say it is). So there.
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty. Saw
>>>>>>>>> >>it on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere and had
>>>>>>>>> >>to try it. Although my diet lately has been rather bland and
>>>>>>>>> >>blah...
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I was
>>>>>>>>> > born in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life. That is
>>>>>>>>> > a common dish here, and as such, I do not know what problem the
>>>>>>>>> > "outsiders" have with it. We think it is perfectly normal here.
>>>>>>>>> > We do not think it is a "blasphemy" or an "assault on the
>>>>>>>>> > American way of life" at all. I have no agendas. I am a sharp
>>>>>>>>> > dresser and music enthusiast.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to
>>>>>>>>> >>> earn your sympathy, here).
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the surgeons
>>>>>>>>> >>on March
>>>>>>>>> >>11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
>>>>>>>>> >>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much appreciated.
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your
>>>>>>>>> >>posts most amusing.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > Thank you again for your response. I try to make many frequent
>>>>>>>>> > posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a loyal and
>>>>>>>>> > steadfast poster
>>>>>>>>> > and have seen many response-worthy posts in my short time here
>>>>>>>>> > on
>>>>>>>>> > Usenet. I
>>>>>>>>> > shall try to address them all, however, I am a "working" man,
>>>>>>>>> > and therefore, my time is limited. I have never seen the series
>>>>>>>>> > "Dynasty."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> When the new season started after JR was shot, my brother called a
>>>>>>>> friend of his in Chicago, got the answer to "Who shot JR?" two
>>>>>>>> hours ahead of time, then told everyone he knew.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Smee, from an evil family
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><sigh>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>But JR did not come from *Dynasty*....He was frim *Dallas*.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Shirley...who watched both faithfully until she went brain dead.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Even I knew that and I never watched either one.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If they had starred the voices of Mel Blanc I'd know all about the
>>>>>>characters.
>>>>>
>>>>> I wish somewon would shoot his son and figure out a way to clone Mel
>>>>> Blanc from his vocal chords (they cryogenically froze them, you know).
>>>>> I was so peeved when I bought the "DVD" of "Casablanca" and found won
>>>>> of the "special features" was a "Looney Tunes" parody called
>>>>> "Carrotblanca." I was so excited, but I quickly discovered it was
>>>>> made after Mel Blanc's death. I just couldn't get passed the phoney
>>>>> voices. I was so mad I ran down the hall to my bedroom and tore up my
>>>>> pillow.
>>>>
>>>>Poor fellow. I hope you didn't suck in any feathers.
>>>>
>>>>I will say, the thought of someone being so mad they tear up a pillow
>>>>makes me howl with gales of sardonic laughter to no end.
>>>
>>> Well thanks, Weaver, for laughing at my pain. I had to endure an entire
>>> "Loony Tunes" short voiced by Mel Blanc's subpar son--rather than Mel
>>> Blanc himself--and you take this as an opportunity for some levity at my
>>> expense. Wow, thanks, man. Thanks a lot.
>>
>>It was my pleasure. Next time you want to be tortured due to your
>>disappointment, (brought on by yourself I might add) from a DVD purchase:
>>I'm Your Guy!
>
> All right, buddy. I am going to go IMDB "I'm Your Guy" right now
> (actually, now that I stand back and think about it, IMDB is pretty
> useless, unless you want to know which actors starred in what) and if
> the description sounds anything nearly as bad as "Resident Evil," "The
> Fast and the Furious," or "Club Dread" (my personal top three WORST
> MOVIES OF ALL TIME), well, I'm just going to tear apart my brand new
> pillow.

Keep a running total for us. And please keep the group updated.

>>In the mean time, stay away from pillows.
>
> Ohh. Good call, man. Thanks.

I take that back. Just the opposite. Try to set a record.

<Willard>
"TEAR 'EM APPART!"
</Willard>
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Wavy G wrote:

>>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.
>
> *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it: I'm
> bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy."
> --
> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good luck
and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all rejoice in
male domination.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Feb 23, 11:45 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>
>
> >Wavy G wrote:
>
> >> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
> >>>Wavy G wrote:
>
> >>>> Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
> >>>>>On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:48:50 -0500, in
> >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
> >>>>><bigd1...@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>
> >>>>>><psciss...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>news:w8Quj.1312$pl4.752@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net...
>
> >>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>news:Xns9A487420C47810Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> >>>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>> > Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
> >>>>>>>> > ) NO:
>
> >>>>>>>> >>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> >>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>>> >>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X ) YES
> >>>>>>>> >>> ( ) NO:
>
> >>>>>>>> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> >>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>>> >>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X) YES
> >>>>>>>> >>>>> ( ) NO:
>
> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> POST.
>
> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>
> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>
> >>>>>>>> >>>>> I agree with this post.
>
> >>>>>>>> >>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>
> >>>>>>>> >>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just because
> >>>>>>>> >>> these bastards say it is). So there.
>
> >>>>>>>> >>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty. Saw
> >>>>>>>> >>it on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere and had
> >>>>>>>> >>to try it. Although my diet lately has been rather bland and
> >>>>>>>> >>blah...
>
> >>>>>>>> > Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I was
> >>>>>>>> > born in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life. That is
> >>>>>>>> > a common dish here, and as such, I do not know what problem the
> >>>>>>>> > "outsiders" have with it. We think it is perfectly normal here.
> >>>>>>>> > We do not think it is a "blasphemy" or an "assault on the
> >>>>>>>> > American way of life" at all. I have no agendas. I am a sharp
> >>>>>>>> > dresser and music enthusiast.
>
> >>>>>>>> >>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to
> >>>>>>>> >>> earn your sympathy, here).
>
> >>>>>>>> >>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the surgeons
> >>>>>>>> >>on March
> >>>>>>>> >>11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
> >>>>>>>> >>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much appreciated.
>
> >>>>>>>> >>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your
> >>>>>>>> >>posts most amusing.
>
> >>>>>>>> > Thank you again for your response. I try to make many frequent
> >>>>>>>> > posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a loyal and
> >>>>>>>> > steadfast poster
> >>>>>>>> > and have seen many response-worthy posts in my short time here
> >>>>>>>> > on
> >>>>>>>> > Usenet. I
> >>>>>>>> > shall try to address them all, however, I am a "working" man,
> >>>>>>>> > and therefore, my time is limited. I have never seen the series
> >>>>>>>> > "Dynasty."
>
> >>>>>>>> So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>
> >>>>>>> When the new season started after JR was shot, my brother called a
> >>>>>>> friend of his in Chicago, got the answer to "Who shot JR?" two
> >>>>>>> hours ahead of time, then told everyone he knew.
>
> >>>>>>> Smee, from an evil family
>
> >>>>>><sigh>
>
> >>>>>>But JR did not come from *Dynasty*....He was frim *Dallas*.
>
> >>>>>>Shirley...who watched both faithfully until she went brain dead.
>
> >>>>>Even I knew that and I never watched either one.
>
> >>>>>If they had starred the voices of Mel Blanc I'd know all about the
> >>>>>characters.
>
> >>>> I wish somewon would shoot his son and figure out a way to clone Mel
> >>>> Blanc from his vocal chords (they cryogenically froze them, you know).
> >>>> I was so peeved when I bought the "DVD" of "Casablanca" and found won
> >>>> of the "special features" was a "Looney Tunes" parody called
> >>>> "Carrotblanca." I was so excited, but I quickly discovered it was
> >>>> made after Mel Blanc's death. I just couldn't get passed the phoney
> >>>> voices. I was so mad I ran down the hall to my bedroom and tore up my
> >>>> pillow.
>
> >>>Poor fellow. I hope you didn't suck in any feathers.
>
> >>>I will say, the thought of someone being so mad they tear up a pillow
> >>>makes me howl with gales of sardonic laughter to no end.
>
> >> Well thanks, Weaver, for laughing at my pain. I had to endure an entire
> >> "Loony Tunes" short voiced by Mel Blanc's subpar son--rather than Mel
> >> Blanc himself--and you take this as an opportunity for some levity at my
> >> expense. Wow, thanks, man. Thanks a lot.
>
> >It was my pleasure. Next time you want to be tortured due to your
> >disappointment, (brought on by yourself I might add) from a DVD purchase:
> >I'm Your Guy!
>
> All right, buddy. I am going to go IMDB "I'm Your Guy" right now
> (actually, now that I stand back and think about it, IMDB is pretty
> useless, unless you want to know which actors starred in what) and if
> the description sounds anything nearly as bad as "Resident Evil," "The
> Fast and the Furious," or "Club Dread" (my personal top three WORST
> MOVIES OF ALL TIME), well, I'm just going to tear apart my brand new
> pillow.
>
> >In the mean time, stay away from pillows.
>
> Ohh. Good call, man. Thanks.
>
Speaking of inadequate offspring, that Paul Harvey Jr. has got to go.
The memories of my youth are being tainted and my love affair with
saying, "goodDAY!' hangs in the tedious balance of being dropped into
the maws of loathing and repression.

--
Slipped Moebius
mhm28x9

 

Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:48:50 -0500, in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>news:w8Quj.1312$pl4.752@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>
>news:Xns9A487420C47810Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> > Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>>>>>>>>> > ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> >>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> >>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X ) YES
>>>>>>>>>> >>> ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X) YES
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> POST.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> I agree with this post.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just because
>>>>>>>>>> >>> these bastards say it is). So there.
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty. Saw
>>>>>>>>>> >>it on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere and had
>>>>>>>>>> >>to try it. Although my diet lately has been rather bland and
>>>>>>>>>> >>blah...
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I was
>>>>>>>>>> > born in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life. That is
>>>>>>>>>> > a common dish here, and as such, I do not know what problem the
>>>>>>>>>> > "outsiders" have with it. We think it is perfectly normal here.
>>>>>>>>>> > We do not think it is a "blasphemy" or an "assault on the
>>>>>>>>>> > American way of life" at all. I have no agendas. I am a sharp
>>>>>>>>>> > dresser and music enthusiast.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to
>>>>>>>>>> >>> earn your sympathy, here).
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the surgeons
>>>>>>>>>> >>on March
>>>>>>>>>> >>11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
>>>>>>>>>> >>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much appreciated.
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your
>>>>>>>>>> >>posts most amusing.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > Thank you again for your response. I try to make many frequent
>>>>>>>>>> > posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a loyal and
>>>>>>>>>> > steadfast poster
>>>>>>>>>> > and have seen many response-worthy posts in my short time here
>>>>>>>>>> > on
>>>>>>>>>> > Usenet. I
>>>>>>>>>> > shall try to address them all, however, I am a "working" man,
>>>>>>>>>> > and therefore, my time is limited. I have never seen the series
>>>>>>>>>> > "Dynasty."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> When the new season started after JR was shot, my brother called a
>>>>>>>>> friend of his in Chicago, got the answer to "Who shot JR?" two
>>>>>>>>> hours ahead of time, then told everyone he knew.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Smee, from an evil family
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><sigh>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>But JR did not come from *Dynasty*....He was frim *Dallas*.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Shirley...who watched both faithfully until she went brain dead.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Even I knew that and I never watched either one.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If they had starred the voices of Mel Blanc I'd know all about the
>>>>>>>characters.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I wish somewon would shoot his son and figure out a way to clone Mel
>>>>>> Blanc from his vocal chords (they cryogenically froze them, you know).
>>>>>> I was so peeved when I bought the "DVD" of "Casablanca" and found won
>>>>>> of the "special features" was a "Looney Tunes" parody called
>>>>>> "Carrotblanca." I was so excited, but I quickly discovered it was
>>>>>> made after Mel Blanc's death. I just couldn't get passed the phoney
>>>>>> voices. I was so mad I ran down the hall to my bedroom and tore up my
>>>>>> pillow.
>>>>>
>>>>>Poor fellow. I hope you didn't suck in any feathers.
>>>>>
>>>>>I will say, the thought of someone being so mad they tear up a pillow
>>>>>makes me howl with gales of sardonic laughter to no end.
>>>>
>>>> Well thanks, Weaver, for laughing at my pain. I had to endure an entire
>>>> "Loony Tunes" short voiced by Mel Blanc's subpar son--rather than Mel
>>>> Blanc himself--and you take this as an opportunity for some levity at my
>>>> expense. Wow, thanks, man. Thanks a lot.
>>>
>>>It was my pleasure. Next time you want to be tortured due to your
>>>disappointment, (brought on by yourself I might add) from a DVD purchase:
>>>I'm Your Guy!
>>
>> All right, buddy. I am going to go IMDB "I'm Your Guy" right now
>> (actually, now that I stand back and think about it, IMDB is pretty
>> useless, unless you want to know which actors starred in what) and if
>> the description sounds anything nearly as bad as "Resident Evil," "The
>> Fast and the Furious," or "Club Dread" (my personal top three WORST
>> MOVIES OF ALL TIME), well, I'm just going to tear apart my brand new
>> pillow.
>
>Keep a running total for us. And please keep the group updated.

It's a HOAX, everywon! There is no movie called "I'm Your Guy." Tim
Weaver is sending us all on a wild goose chase! DON'T GO TO RENT IT!!!
I'M WARNING YOU.

Oh, this vexes me, Weaver. This vexes me something awful. Why, I
think...I think I've got to...I'VE GOT TO TEAR MY PILLOW APART!!!
AARRRRGH. I'M CURSED!!!!


>>>In the mean time, stay away from pillows.
>>
>> Ohh. Good call, man. Thanks.
>
>I take that back. Just the opposite. Try to set a record.
>
><Willard>
>"TEAR 'EM APPART!"
></Willard>

Whew. Sure does make a man feel better afterward. And no harm done!
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>>>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.
>>
>> *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it: I'm
>> bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy."
>> --
>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>
>I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good luck
>and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all rejoice in
>male domination.

True story: I got round-house kicked in the gut at a bar won night for
something I do not remember saying. And she said afterward that she's a
martial arts expert. I hope whatever I said was worth it.
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

"Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A4E4CC2879CE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> Wavy G wrote:
>
> >>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.
> >
> > *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it: I'm
> > bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy."
> > --
> > "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
> > --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
> > (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>
> I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good luck
> and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all rejoice in
> male domination.

pphhhhtt! You wish!

Smee

> --
> Tim Weaver
>
> I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
> but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
> what I meant.

 

On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:41:40 +0000, pscissons wrote:

> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9A4E4CC2879CE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>
>> Wavy G wrote:
>>
>> >>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.
>> >
>> > *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it: I'm
>> > bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy."
>> > --
>> > "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>> > --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>> > (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>
>> I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good luck
>> and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all rejoice in
>> male domination.
>
> pphhhhtt! You wish!
>
> Smee

He ain't going to get anywhere with no pillows.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Decorum, after all, was a more subtle and ultimately more
satisfactory weapon than high feelings and improper conduct.

< Jack Vance

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>> NO:
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:48:50 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>news:w8Quj.1312$pl4.752@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>
>>news:Xns9A487420C47810Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> > Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>>>>>>>>>> > ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> >>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X )
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X)
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> POST.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> I agree with this post.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> because these bastards say it is). So there.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>Saw it on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere
>>>>>>>>>>> >>and had to try it. Although my diet lately has been rather
>>>>>>>>>>> >>bland and blah...
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I
>>>>>>>>>>> > was born in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life.
>>>>>>>>>>> > That is a common dish here, and as such, I do not know what
>>>>>>>>>>> > problem the "outsiders" have with it. We think it is
>>>>>>>>>>> > perfectly normal here. We do not think it is a "blasphemy"
>>>>>>>>>>> > or an "assault on the American way of life" at all. I have
>>>>>>>>>>> > no agendas. I am a sharp dresser and music enthusiast.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to
>>>>>>>>>>> >>> earn your sympathy, here).
>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the
>>>>>>>>>>> >>surgeons on March
>>>>>>>>>>> >>11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
>>>>>>>>>>> >>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much
>>>>>>>>>>> >>appreciated.
>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>> >>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your
>>>>>>>>>>> >>posts most amusing.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > Thank you again for your response. I try to make many
>>>>>>>>>>> > frequent posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a
>>>>>>>>>>> > loyal and steadfast poster
>>>>>>>>>>> > and have seen many response-worthy posts in my short time
>>>>>>>>>>> > here on
>>>>>>>>>>> > Usenet. I
>>>>>>>>>>> > shall try to address them all, however, I am a "working"
>>>>>>>>>>> > man, and therefore, my time is limited. I have never seen
>>>>>>>>>>> > the series "Dynasty."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> When the new season started after JR was shot, my brother
>>>>>>>>>> called a friend of his in Chicago, got the answer to "Who shot
>>>>>>>>>> JR?" two hours ahead of time, then told everyone he knew.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Smee, from an evil family
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><sigh>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>But JR did not come from *Dynasty*....He was frim *Dallas*.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Shirley...who watched both faithfully until she went brain dead.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Even I knew that and I never watched either one.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>If they had starred the voices of Mel Blanc I'd know all about the
>>>>>>>>characters.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wish somewon would shoot his son and figure out a way to clone
>>>>>>> Mel Blanc from his vocal chords (they cryogenically froze them,
>>>>>>> you know). I was so peeved when I bought the "DVD" of "Casablanca"
>>>>>>> and found won of the "special features" was a "Looney Tunes"
>>>>>>> parody called "Carrotblanca." I was so excited, but I quickly
>>>>>>> discovered it was made after Mel Blanc's death. I just couldn't
>>>>>>> get passed the phoney voices. I was so mad I ran down the hall to
>>>>>>> my bedroom and tore up my pillow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Poor fellow. I hope you didn't suck in any feathers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I will say, the thought of someone being so mad they tear up a
>>>>>>pillow makes me howl with gales of sardonic laughter to no end.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well thanks, Weaver, for laughing at my pain. I had to endure an
>>>>> entire "Loony Tunes" short voiced by Mel Blanc's subpar son--rather
>>>>> than Mel Blanc himself--and you take this as an opportunity for some
>>>>> levity at my expense. Wow, thanks, man. Thanks a lot.
>>>>
>>>>It was my pleasure. Next time you want to be tortured due to your
>>>>disappointment, (brought on by yourself I might add) from a DVD
>>>>purchase: I'm Your Guy!
>>>
>>> All right, buddy. I am going to go IMDB "I'm Your Guy" right now
>>> (actually, now that I stand back and think about it, IMDB is pretty
>>> useless, unless you want to know which actors starred in what) and if
>>> the description sounds anything nearly as bad as "Resident Evil," "The
>>> Fast and the Furious," or "Club Dread" (my personal top three WORST
>>> MOVIES OF ALL TIME), well, I'm just going to tear apart my brand new
>>> pillow.
>>
>>Keep a running total for us. And please keep the group updated.
>
> It's a HOAX, everywon! There is no movie called "I'm Your Guy." Tim
> Weaver is sending us all on a wild goose chase! DON'T GO TO RENT IT!!!
> I'M WARNING YOU.
>
> Oh, this vexes me, Weaver. This vexes me something awful. Why, I
> think...I think I've got to...I'VE GOT TO TEAR MY PILLOW APART!!!
> AARRRRGH. I'M CURSED!!!!

Does sucking in all that goose down cause respiratory problems?

>>>>In the mean time, stay away from pillows.
>>>
>>> Ohh. Good call, man. Thanks.
>>
>>I take that back. Just the opposite. Try to set a record.
>>
>><Willard>
>>"TEAR 'EM APPART!"
>></Willard>
>
> Whew. Sure does make a man feel better afterward. And no harm done!

Are you sure? You know, with the down and stuff?
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>>>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.
>>>
>>> *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it: I'm
>>> bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy." --
>>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>
>>I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good luck
>>and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all rejoice in
>>male domination.
>
> True story: I got round-house kicked in the gut at a bar won night for
> something I do not remember saying. And she said afterward that she's a
> martial arts expert. I hope whatever I said was worth it.

You remember the kick, but not what you said? You never saw her again?
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

mimus wrote:

> On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:41:40 +0000, pscissons wrote:
>
>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9A4E4CC2879CE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>
>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>> >>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.
>>> >
>>> > *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it: I'm
>>> > bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy." --
>>> > "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>> > --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>> > (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>>
>>> I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good
luck
>>> and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all rejoice in
>>> male domination.
>>
>> pphhhhtt! You wish!
>>
>> Smee
>
> He ain't going to get anywhere with no pillows.

You mean pillows pillows or ~those~ pillows?
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:15:34 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:41:40 +0000, pscissons wrote:
>>
>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9A4E4CC2879CE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>
>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.
>>>> >
>>>> > *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it: I'm
>>>> > bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy." --
>>>> > "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>>> > --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>>> > (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>>>
>>>> I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good
> luck
>>>> and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all rejoice in
>>>> male domination.
>>>
>>> pphhhhtt! You wish!
>>>
>>> Smee
>>
>> He ain't going to get anywhere with no pillows.
>
> You mean pillows pillows or ~those~ pillows?

Oh *thank* you for that visual.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Where am I, Dove?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 

Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>> NO:
>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:48:50 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>><pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>news:w8Quj.1312$pl4.752@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>news:Xns9A487420C47810Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> > Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>>>>>>>>>>> > ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X )
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X)
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> POST.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> I agree with this post.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> because these bastards say it is). So there.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>Saw it on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>and had to try it. Although my diet lately has been rather
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>bland and blah...
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I
>>>>>>>>>>>> > was born in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life.
>>>>>>>>>>>> > That is a common dish here, and as such, I do not know what
>>>>>>>>>>>> > problem the "outsiders" have with it. We think it is
>>>>>>>>>>>> > perfectly normal here. We do not think it is a "blasphemy"
>>>>>>>>>>>> > or an "assault on the American way of life" at all. I have
>>>>>>>>>>>> > no agendas. I am a sharp dresser and music enthusiast.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> earn your sympathy, here).
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>surgeons on March
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>appreciated.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>posts most amusing.
>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>> > Thank you again for your response. I try to make many
>>>>>>>>>>>> > frequent posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a
>>>>>>>>>>>> > loyal and steadfast poster
>>>>>>>>>>>> > and have seen many response-worthy posts in my short time
>>>>>>>>>>>> > here on
>>>>>>>>>>>> > Usenet. I
>>>>>>>>>>>> > shall try to address them all, however, I am a "working"
>>>>>>>>>>>> > man, and therefore, my time is limited. I have never seen
>>>>>>>>>>>> > the series "Dynasty."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> When the new season started after JR was shot, my brother
>>>>>>>>>>> called a friend of his in Chicago, got the answer to "Who shot
>>>>>>>>>>> JR?" two hours ahead of time, then told everyone he knew.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Smee, from an evil family
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>><sigh>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>But JR did not come from *Dynasty*....He was frim *Dallas*.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Shirley...who watched both faithfully until she went brain dead.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Even I knew that and I never watched either one.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If they had starred the voices of Mel Blanc I'd know all about the
>>>>>>>>>characters.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I wish somewon would shoot his son and figure out a way to clone
>>>>>>>> Mel Blanc from his vocal chords (they cryogenically froze them,
>>>>>>>> you know). I was so peeved when I bought the "DVD" of "Casablanca"
>>>>>>>> and found won of the "special features" was a "Looney Tunes"
>>>>>>>> parody called "Carrotblanca." I was so excited, but I quickly
>>>>>>>> discovered it was made after Mel Blanc's death. I just couldn't
>>>>>>>> get passed the phoney voices. I was so mad I ran down the hall to
>>>>>>>> my bedroom and tore up my pillow.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Poor fellow. I hope you didn't suck in any feathers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I will say, the thought of someone being so mad they tear up a
>>>>>>>pillow makes me howl with gales of sardonic laughter to no end.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well thanks, Weaver, for laughing at my pain. I had to endure an
>>>>>> entire "Loony Tunes" short voiced by Mel Blanc's subpar son--rather
>>>>>> than Mel Blanc himself--and you take this as an opportunity for some
>>>>>> levity at my expense. Wow, thanks, man. Thanks a lot.
>>>>>
>>>>>It was my pleasure. Next time you want to be tortured due to your
>>>>>disappointment, (brought on by yourself I might add) from a DVD
>>>>>purchase: I'm Your Guy!
>>>>
>>>> All right, buddy. I am going to go IMDB "I'm Your Guy" right now
>>>> (actually, now that I stand back and think about it, IMDB is pretty
>>>> useless, unless you want to know which actors starred in what) and if
>>>> the description sounds anything nearly as bad as "Resident Evil," "The
>>>> Fast and the Furious," or "Club Dread" (my personal top three WORST
>>>> MOVIES OF ALL TIME), well, I'm just going to tear apart my brand new
>>>> pillow.
>>>
>>>Keep a running total for us. And please keep the group updated.
>>
>> It's a HOAX, everywon! There is no movie called "I'm Your Guy." Tim
>> Weaver is sending us all on a wild goose chase! DON'T GO TO RENT IT!!!
>> I'M WARNING YOU.
>>
>> Oh, this vexes me, Weaver. This vexes me something awful. Why, I
>> think...I think I've got to...I'VE GOT TO TEAR MY PILLOW APART!!!
>> AARRRRGH. I'M CURSED!!!!
>
>Does sucking in all that goose down cause respiratory problems?
>
>>>>>In the mean time, stay away from pillows.
>>>>
>>>> Ohh. Good call, man. Thanks.
>>>
>>>I take that back. Just the opposite. Try to set a record.
>>>
>>><Willard>
>>>"TEAR 'EM APPART!"
>>></Willard>
>>
>> Whew. Sure does make a man feel better afterward. And no harm done!
>
>Are you sure? You know, with the down and stuff?

Won (1) down, 98 to go, LOL? (I bought 100 pillows, get it?)
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right.
>>>>
>>>> *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it: I'm
>>>> bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy." --
>>>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>>
>>>I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good luck
>>>and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all rejoice in
>>>male domination.
>>
>> True story: I got round-house kicked in the gut at a bar won night for
>> something I do not remember saying. And she said afterward that she's a
>> martial arts expert. I hope whatever I said was worth it.
>
>You remember the kick, but not what you said?

Well, a kick in the gut is kind of hard to forget. Whatever I said,
however, is just another night.

>You never saw her again?

I've seen her since, but it's not something I like to bring up.
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)

 

mimus wrote:

> On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:15:34 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:41:40 +0000, pscissons wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9A4E4CC2879CE0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>>
>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it
>>>>> >>right.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it:
>>>>> > I'm bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy." --
>>>>> > "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>>>> > --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>>>> > (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>>>>
>>>>> I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good
>>>>> luck and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all
>>>>> rejoice in male domination.
>>>>
>>>> pphhhhtt! You wish!
>>>>
>>>> Smee
>>>
>>> He ain't going to get anywhere with no pillows.
>>
>> You mean pillows pillows or ~those~ pillows?
>
> Oh *thank* you for that visual.

I'm just trying to help. It's my job.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:48:50 -0500, in
>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"
>>>>>>>>>><bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>><pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>news:w8Quj.1312$pl4.752@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Tim Weaver" <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>news:Xns9A487420C47810Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>news:bn58r3910m3g7hhl0lspti2r1epamuck6g@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> Dear, "Shirley": Do you like me? Please check a box (X )
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>news:j792r31lbs4gpn41tlm93253evhk474hfc@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> Dear, "mimus": Do you like me? Please check a box ( X)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:13:38 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> POST.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>FOLLOWUP.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>GRATIS WONDERING IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS RECENTLY.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> I agree with this post.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>I have an idea that you would agree to anything sweetie?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> I do not agree that chili on spaghetti is wrong (just
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> because these bastards say it is). So there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>I have had chili over spaghetti and found it rather tasty.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>Saw it on the cooking channel at some little dive somewhere
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>and had to try it. Although my diet lately has been rather
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>bland and blah...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Thank you for your response. It is rather normal to me. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > was born in Cincinnati and have lived here my entire life.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > That is a common dish here, and as such, I do not know what
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > problem the "outsiders" have with it. We think it is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > perfectly normal here. We do not think it is a "blasphemy"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > or an "assault on the American way of life" at all. I have
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > no agendas. I am a sharp dresser and music enthusiast.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> PS: How are you? I missed you (and I'm not just trying to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> earn your sympathy, here).
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>I am hanging in there waiting for one more trip to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>surgeons on March
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>11th. I am hoping for a Miracle here so i won't need the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>surgery. All good vibes sent my way are very much
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>appreciated.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>I missed you too when you went awol for a time. I find your
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>posts most amusing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Thank you again for your response. I try to make many
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > frequent posts to amuse my fellow posters and fans. I am a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > loyal and steadfast poster
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > and have seen many response-worthy posts in my short time
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > here on
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Usenet. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > shall try to address them all, however, I am a "working"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > man, and therefore, my time is limited. I have never seen
>>>>>>>>>>>>> > the series "Dynasty."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, you missed the whole J.R. thing?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> When the new season started after JR was shot, my brother
>>>>>>>>>>>> called a friend of his in Chicago, got the answer to "Who shot
>>>>>>>>>>>> JR?" two hours ahead of time, then told everyone he knew.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Smee, from an evil family
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>><sigh>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>But JR did not come from *Dynasty*....He was frim *Dallas*.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Shirley...who watched both faithfully until she went brain dead.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Even I knew that and I never watched either one.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If they had starred the voices of Mel Blanc I'd know all about the
>>>>>>>>>>characters.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I wish somewon would shoot his son and figure out a way to clone
>>>>>>>>> Mel Blanc from his vocal chords (they cryogenically froze them,
>>>>>>>>> you know). I was so peeved when I bought the "DVD" of "Casablanca"
>>>>>>>>> and found won of the "special features" was a "Looney Tunes"
>>>>>>>>> parody called "Carrotblanca." I was so excited, but I quickly
>>>>>>>>> discovered it was made after Mel Blanc's death. I just couldn't
>>>>>>>>> get passed the phoney voices. I was so mad I ran down the hall to
>>>>>>>>> my bedroom and tore up my pillow.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Poor fellow. I hope you didn't suck in any feathers.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I will say, the thought of someone being so mad they tear up a
>>>>>>>>pillow makes me howl with gales of sardonic laughter to no end.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well thanks, Weaver, for laughing at my pain. I had to endure an
>>>>>>> entire "Loony Tunes" short voiced by Mel Blanc's subpar son--rather
>>>>>>> than Mel Blanc himself--and you take this as an opportunity for some
>>>>>>> levity at my expense. Wow, thanks, man. Thanks a lot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It was my pleasure. Next time you want to be tortured due to your
>>>>>>disappointment, (brought on by yourself I might add) from a DVD
>>>>>>purchase: I'm Your Guy!
>>>>>
>>>>> All right, buddy. I am going to go IMDB "I'm Your Guy" right now
>>>>> (actually, now that I stand back and think about it, IMDB is pretty
>>>>> useless, unless you want to know which actors starred in what) and if
>>>>> the description sounds anything nearly as bad as "Resident Evil," "The
>>>>> Fast and the Furious," or "Club Dread" (my personal top three WORST
>>>>> MOVIES OF ALL TIME), well, I'm just going to tear apart my brand new
>>>>> pillow.
>>>>
>>>>Keep a running total for us. And please keep the group updated.
>>>
>>> It's a HOAX, everywon! There is no movie called "I'm Your Guy." Tim
>>> Weaver is sending us all on a wild goose chase! DON'T GO TO RENT IT!!!
>>> I'M WARNING YOU.
>>>
>>> Oh, this vexes me, Weaver. This vexes me something awful. Why, I
>>> think...I think I've got to...I'VE GOT TO TEAR MY PILLOW APART!!!
>>> AARRRRGH. I'M CURSED!!!!
>>
>>Does sucking in all that goose down cause respiratory problems?
>>
>>>>>>In the mean time, stay away from pillows.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ohh. Good call, man. Thanks.
>>>>
>>>>I take that back. Just the opposite. Try to set a record.
>>>>
>>>><Willard>
>>>>"TEAR 'EM APPART!" </Willard>
>>>
>>> Whew. Sure does make a man feel better afterward. And no harm done!
>>
>>Are you sure? You know, with the down and stuff?
>
> Won (1) down, 98 to go, LOL? (I bought 100 pillows, get it?)

How long do you reckon it will take you to tear apart the remaining pillows?
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>> NO:
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>Well, of course. If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it
>>>>>>right.
>>>>>
>>>>> *Sniff* That...that was...*sniff*...beautiful, dude. That's it:
>>>>> I'm bumping Mimus from my "official sig quote guy." --
>>>>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>>>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>>>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>>>
>>>>I feel honored. Now, get out there and feel those wimminz up. Good
>>>>luck and post all conquest success stories here so that we may all
>>>>rejoice in male domination.
>>>
>>> True story: I got round-house kicked in the gut at a bar won night for
>>> something I do not remember saying. And she said afterward that she's
>>> a martial arts expert. I hope whatever I said was worth it.
>>
>>You remember the kick, but not what you said?
>
> Well, a kick in the gut is kind of hard to forget. Whatever I said,
> however, is just another night.
>
>>You never saw her again?
>
> I've seen her since, but it's not something I like to bring up.

I would have to ask because curiosity would eat me alive. Unlike what you
did not get to do the night you got kicked.

(cluck)
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.