Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
<inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
-0500:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>
>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>
>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>
>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>
>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>Greg?
>
>
>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>very strange noises, for some reason.

That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.

That...and he works at WalMart.

Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.



--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> posted <1vl7ld.244.19.3@news.alt.net>
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:14:16
-0400:

>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:50:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On 22 Jun 2008 17:28:09 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>> [quoted text muted]
>>
>> Why don't you try it, Fatty? Come on, what are you so afraid of? Be the
>> kook you've always longed to be, go ahead and try to take it to that
>> level...I think it'd be good for you...a nice taste of bitch slapping
>> reality. LOL
>>
>> See...there's a reason that kooks like you don't ever go RL...it's because
>> you can't function on that level...and if you could...well, your dumbass
>> sure the fuck wouldn't be wasting every waking minute of your time on
>> Usenet.
>>
>> Simply put...deficients liak you don't even COMPREHEND how IRL works.
>> You're so fuckwittedly stupid and backward that you actually believe on
>> some deranged level that if you randomly phone up some stranger and start
>> yapping off at the mouth to them about someone they know that they're just
>> instantly going to take your side, believe EVERYTHING you say, you, the
>> random stranger they don't even know, and will then hit it off into a
>> buddy, buddy conversation liak you've been best friends forever and
>> they'll just ~*magically*~ know *ALL* about that "Usenet thing" you keep
>> jabbering on about like a raving lunatic.
>>
>> ...yeah...that's you, Stupid. You see people like me, adult, adults who
>> function *IN* the real world, we *KNOW* how the real world works...which
>> is why we aren't bothered even in the slightest with posting our full name
>> and personal information. I mean, we don't go around town wearing a paper
>> bag over our heads...so why the fuck would we do it online?
>>
>> You on the other hand...you do wear a paper bag over your
>> head...figuratively speaking of course, in that you HIDE in your little
>> hovel of an "apartment" in yer mommy's basement as much as possible. And
>> so likewise, when someone liak you goes online, you HIDE online in the
>> same way you try and HIDE in the real world.
>>
>> To put it bluntly, the people liak you...are cowards. You're a pathetic,
>> sniveling, whiney little bitch...and no Greggie, I have absolutely NOTHING
>> to fear from your type, you are *FAR* too much of a coward to even attempt
>> to go RL. Hell, *YOU* can't even go RL for YOURSELF, much less anyone
>> else.
>>
>> No, the only people who ever try and go RL, are those who post
>> openly...the funny thing about it though Greggie...is that they're never
>> attackful. I mean I've had various people online call me up on the
>> phone...all of them openly stated who they were...and none of them even
>> attempted to verbally attack me...of course, these sorts of people, liak
>> myself, we don't actually take your breed seriously, to us, the Internet
>> really *ISN'T* serious business and we can't *EVER* feel butthurtz,
>> because we simply don't let anything get to us and we see it all as just a
>> big game.
>>
>> You don't though, do you Greg? It's personal to you, so personal you sit
>> there in yer lil damp, sweat stained, greasy chair whilst you fondle at
>> yer lil pecker, desperately fantasizing, WISHING beyond anything that
>> someone, ANYONE (but you of course) would try and go RL...just to "teach
>> me a lesson"...the "lesson" you wish were real, but sadly, no...because
>> your breed doesn't function that way...in fact you're wholly incapable of
>> it. And as I said...that's why you're no threat to those like myself who
>> post openly. There's nothing to fear from cowards liak you. ^__^
>>
>>> [quoted text muted]
>>
>> How come you don't want to talk about your daddy, Greg? How old were you
>> when he left you and your mom? Have you forgiven him?
>>
>
>Whoa! Bad day at WalMart handing out carts?

Everyday working at WalMart is a bad day.

--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

In alt.flame 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
> Ludbunski wrote:

> [...]

> Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.

If a person posts to Usenet and keeps winding up in more and more killfiles,
what happens when the last reader left killfiles him? Will his Usenet
interface cease to function? Will he disappear?

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"And everything went along just great until... at some point... the audiences
went from being relatively intelligent and understanding, interesting people
to kinda-scary young kids who liked to spit at the bands a lot, who wielded
chains, and beat up people who had long hair..." -- Exene Cervenka

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked


"Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote
in message news:g3oumf32lur@enews5.newsguy.com...
> In alt.flame 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>> Ludbunski wrote:
>
>> [...]
>
>> Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.
>
> If a person posts to Usenet and keeps winding up in more and more killfiles,
>
Real poasters don't shut themselves the fuck up by using KF's oh foolish and
deluded one.

 

Greggy...Self-Fucked

On 23 Jun 2008 19:48:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
<byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:

>In alt.flame 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>> Ludbunski wrote:
>
>> [...]
>
>> Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.
>
> If a person posts to Usenet and keeps winding up in more and more killfiles,
>what happens when the last reader left killfiles him? Will his Usenet
>interface cease to function? Will he disappear?

He'll rejoice as every stupid idiot on Usenet will no longer be able
to see his posts and reply to them with their drooling idiocy. The
only ones left to read his posts will be the intelligent ones, those
who read Usenet quietly, rarely posting, thinking to themselves, "Gawd
these fuckers are stupid, can't they just shut themselves the fuck
up?"

Retards like the stAUKers *ALWAYS* believe that they're the ONLY ones
on Usenet, there are *NO* lurkers, they simply don't exist in the
stAUKer world.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Kevin...Self-Fucked

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:13:21 -0400, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> posted <1vl7ld.244.19.3@news.alt.net>
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:14:16
>-0400:
>
>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:50:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> On 22 Jun 2008 17:28:09 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>>> [quoted text muted]
>>>
>>> Why don't you try it, Fatty? Come on, what are you so afraid of? Be the
>>> kook you've always longed to be, go ahead and try to take it to that
>>> level...I think it'd be good for you...a nice taste of bitch slapping
>>> reality. LOL
>>>
>>> See...there's a reason that kooks like you don't ever go RL...it's because
>>> you can't function on that level...and if you could...well, your dumbass
>>> sure the fuck wouldn't be wasting every waking minute of your time on
>>> Usenet.
>>>
>>> Simply put...deficients liak you don't even COMPREHEND how IRL works.
>>> You're so fuckwittedly stupid and backward that you actually believe on
>>> some deranged level that if you randomly phone up some stranger and start
>>> yapping off at the mouth to them about someone they know that they're just
>>> instantly going to take your side, believe EVERYTHING you say, you, the
>>> random stranger they don't even know, and will then hit it off into a
>>> buddy, buddy conversation liak you've been best friends forever and
>>> they'll just ~*magically*~ know *ALL* about that "Usenet thing" you keep
>>> jabbering on about like a raving lunatic.
>>>
>>> ...yeah...that's you, Stupid. You see people like me, adult, adults who
>>> function *IN* the real world, we *KNOW* how the real world works...which
>>> is why we aren't bothered even in the slightest with posting our full name
>>> and personal information. I mean, we don't go around town wearing a paper
>>> bag over our heads...so why the fuck would we do it online?
>>>
>>> You on the other hand...you do wear a paper bag over your
>>> head...figuratively speaking of course, in that you HIDE in your little
>>> hovel of an "apartment" in yer mommy's basement as much as possible. And
>>> so likewise, when someone liak you goes online, you HIDE online in the
>>> same way you try and HIDE in the real world.
>>>
>>> To put it bluntly, the people liak you...are cowards. You're a pathetic,
>>> sniveling, whiney little bitch...and no Greggie, I have absolutely NOTHING
>>> to fear from your type, you are *FAR* too much of a coward to even attempt
>>> to go RL. Hell, *YOU* can't even go RL for YOURSELF, much less anyone
>>> else.
>>>
>>> No, the only people who ever try and go RL, are those who post
>>> openly...the funny thing about it though Greggie...is that they're never
>>> attackful. I mean I've had various people online call me up on the
>>> phone...all of them openly stated who they were...and none of them even
>>> attempted to verbally attack me...of course, these sorts of people, liak
>>> myself, we don't actually take your breed seriously, to us, the Internet
>>> really *ISN'T* serious business and we can't *EVER* feel butthurtz,
>>> because we simply don't let anything get to us and we see it all as just a
>>> big game.
>>>
>>> You don't though, do you Greg? It's personal to you, so personal you sit
>>> there in yer lil damp, sweat stained, greasy chair whilst you fondle at
>>> yer lil pecker, desperately fantasizing, WISHING beyond anything that
>>> someone, ANYONE (but you of course) would try and go RL...just to "teach
>>> me a lesson"...the "lesson" you wish were real, but sadly, no...because
>>> your breed doesn't function that way...in fact you're wholly incapable of
>>> it. And as I said...that's why you're no threat to those like myself who
>>> post openly. There's nothing to fear from cowards liak you. ^__^
>>>
>>>> [quoted text muted]
>>>
>>> How come you don't want to talk about your daddy, Greg? How old were you
>>> when he left you and your mom? Have you forgiven him?
>>>
>>
>>Whoa! Bad day at WalMart handing out carts?
>
>Everyday working at WalMart is a bad day.

If you really feel that way...why don't you quit?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Ass Plow...Self-Fucked

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:14:16 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:50:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On 22 Jun 2008 17:28:09 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>
>>> [quoted text muted]
>>
>> Why don't you try it, Fatty? Come on, what are you so afraid of? Be the
>> kook you've always longed to be, go ahead and try to take it to that
>> level...I think it'd be good for you...a nice taste of bitch slapping
>> reality. LOL
>>
>> See...there's a reason that kooks like you don't ever go RL...it's because
>> you can't function on that level...and if you could...well, your dumbass
>> sure the fuck wouldn't be wasting every waking minute of your time on
>> Usenet.
>>
>> Simply put...deficients liak you don't even COMPREHEND how IRL works.
>> You're so fuckwittedly stupid and backward that you actually believe on
>> some deranged level that if you randomly phone up some stranger and start
>> yapping off at the mouth to them about someone they know that they're just
>> instantly going to take your side, believe EVERYTHING you say, you, the
>> random stranger they don't even know, and will then hit it off into a
>> buddy, buddy conversation liak you've been best friends forever and
>> they'll just ~*magically*~ know *ALL* about that "Usenet thing" you keep
>> jabbering on about like a raving lunatic.
>>
>> ...yeah...that's you, Stupid. You see people like me, adult, adults who
>> function *IN* the real world, we *KNOW* how the real world works...which
>> is why we aren't bothered even in the slightest with posting our full name
>> and personal information. I mean, we don't go around town wearing a paper
>> bag over our heads...so why the fuck would we do it online?
>>
>> You on the other hand...you do wear a paper bag over your
>> head...figuratively speaking of course, in that you HIDE in your little
>> hovel of an "apartment" in yer mommy's basement as much as possible. And
>> so likewise, when someone liak you goes online, you HIDE online in the
>> same way you try and HIDE in the real world.
>>
>> To put it bluntly, the people liak you...are cowards. You're a pathetic,
>> sniveling, whiney little bitch...and no Greggie, I have absolutely NOTHING
>> to fear from your type, you are *FAR* too much of a coward to even attempt
>> to go RL. Hell, *YOU* can't even go RL for YOURSELF, much less anyone
>> else.
>>
>> No, the only people who ever try and go RL, are those who post
>> openly...the funny thing about it though Greggie...is that they're never
>> attackful. I mean I've had various people online call me up on the
>> phone...all of them openly stated who they were...and none of them even
>> attempted to verbally attack me...of course, these sorts of people, liak
>> myself, we don't actually take your breed seriously, to us, the Internet
>> really *ISN'T* serious business and we can't *EVER* feel butthurtz,
>> because we simply don't let anything get to us and we see it all as just a
>> big game.
>>
>> You don't though, do you Greg? It's personal to you, so personal you sit
>> there in yer lil damp, sweat stained, greasy chair whilst you fondle at
>> yer lil pecker, desperately fantasizing, WISHING beyond anything that
>> someone, ANYONE (but you of course) would try and go RL...just to "teach
>> me a lesson"...the "lesson" you wish were real, but sadly, no...because
>> your breed doesn't function that way...in fact you're wholly incapable of
>> it. And as I said...that's why you're no threat to those like myself who
>> post openly. There's nothing to fear from cowards liak you. ^__^
>>
>>> [quoted text muted]
>>
>> How come you don't want to talk about your daddy, Greg? How old were you
>> when he left you and your mom? Have you forgiven him?
>>
>
>Whoa! I had a bad day at WalMart handing out carts.

Well, keep workin hard and stop complaining and maybe you'll get a
promotion up to people greeter, Sunshine.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:08:36 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and
>>>>>>>>> pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin
>>>>>>>>> into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks
>>>>>>who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>
>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in the
>>>>>real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who you
>>>>>really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show
>>>>>yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy
>>>>>there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run to, no
>>>>>lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic, crying
>>>>>little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right Greg?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>
>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>> [...blah blah blah...]
>>
>> Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend the
>> vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of epic
>> whines and posting them to Usenet?
>
>Must be a mechanism to vent his frustration like the one I have for having such a shit job as
>being the one who greets and hands out carts to customers at WalMart.

I fixed yer typos, Ass Plow. BTW, how's yer son, molest him lately?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>-0500:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>
>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>
>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>
>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>
>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>Greg?
>>
>>
>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>
>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>
>That...and he works at WalMart.
>
>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.

....you're a garbage man, huh? How's that workin out for ya?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Diaperboi...Self-Fucked

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:11:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:14:16 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:50:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> On 22 Jun 2008 17:28:09 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>
>>>> [quoted text muted]
>>>
>>> Why don't you try it, Fatty? Come on, what are you so afraid of? Be
>>> the kook you've always longed to be, go ahead and try to take it to
>>> that level...I think it'd be good for you...a nice taste of bitch
>>> slapping reality. LOL
>>>
>>> See...there's a reason that kooks like you don't ever go RL...it's
>>> because you can't function on that level...and if you could...well,
>>> your dumbass sure the fuck wouldn't be wasting every waking minute of
>>> your time on Usenet.
>>>
>>> Simply put...deficients liak you don't even COMPREHEND how IRL works.
>>> You're so fuckwittedly stupid and backward that you actually believe on
>>> some deranged level that if you randomly phone up some stranger and
>>> start yapping off at the mouth to them about someone they know that
>>> they're just instantly going to take your side, believe EVERYTHING you
>>> say, you, the random stranger they don't even know, and will then hit
>>> it off into a buddy, buddy conversation liak you've been best friends
>>> forever and they'll just ~*magically*~ know *ALL* about that "Usenet
>>> thing" you keep jabbering on about like a raving lunatic.
>>>
>>> ...yeah...that's you, Stupid. You see people like me, adult, adults
>>> who function *IN* the real world, we *KNOW* how the real world
>>> works...which is why we aren't bothered even in the slightest with
>>> posting our full name and personal information. I mean, we don't go
>>> around town wearing a paper bag over our heads...so why the fuck would
>>> we do it online?
>>>
>>> You on the other hand...you do wear a paper bag over your
>>> head...figuratively speaking of course, in that you HIDE in your little
>>> hovel of an "apartment" in yer mommy's basement as much as possible.
>>> And so likewise, when someone liak you goes online, you HIDE online in
>>> the same way you try and HIDE in the real world.
>>>
>>> To put it bluntly, the people liak you...are cowards. You're a
>>> pathetic, sniveling, whiney little bitch...and no Greggie, I have
>>> absolutely NOTHING to fear from your type, you are *FAR* too much of a
>>> coward to even attempt to go RL. Hell, *YOU* can't even go RL for
>>> YOURSELF, much less anyone else.
>>>
>>> No, the only people who ever try and go RL, are those who post
>>> openly...the funny thing about it though Greggie...is that they're
>>> never attackful. I mean I've had various people online call me up on
>>> the phone...all of them openly stated who they were...and none of them
>>> even attempted to verbally attack me...of course, these sorts of
>>> people, liak myself, we don't actually take your breed seriously, to
>>> us, the Internet really *ISN'T* serious business and we can't *EVER*
>>> feel butthurtz, because we simply don't let anything get to us and we
>>> see it all as just a big game.
>>>
>>> You don't though, do you Greg? It's personal to you, so personal you
>>> sit there in yer lil damp, sweat stained, greasy chair whilst you
>>> fondle at yer lil pecker, desperately fantasizing, WISHING beyond
>>> anything that someone, ANYONE (but you of course) would try and go
>>> RL...just to "teach me a lesson"...the "lesson" you wish were real, but
>>> sadly, no...because your breed doesn't function that way...in fact
>>> you're wholly incapable of it. And as I said...that's why you're no
>>> threat to those like myself who post openly. There's nothing to fear
>>> from cowards liak you. ^__^
>>>
>>>> [quoted text muted]
>>>
>>> How come you don't want to talk about your daddy, Greg? How old were
>>> you when he left you and your mom? Have you forgiven him?
>>>
>>>
>>Whoa! Bad day at WalMart handing out carts?
>
> Well, keep workin hard and stop complaining and maybe you'll get a
> promotion up to people greeter, Sunshine.

Your reply doesn't make sense after removing your post edit, Diaperboi.

heh

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:

> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>-0500:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that
>>>>>>>> and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually
>>>>>>>> buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>
>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control
>>>>>freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>
>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much
>>>>to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front
>>>>on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted
>>>>yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are
>>>>in the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online
>>>>who you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able
>>>>to show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time
>>>>you'd try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin
>>>>RL pics of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no
>>>>lies to run to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as
>>>>the pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>
>>>
>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>
>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>
>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>
>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>
> ...you're a garbage man, huh?

He's not. Nor am I and we both make more in a day than you do for an 40
hour week.

> How's that workin out for ya?

Anything would be an improvement over working a job where you're a
lackey that can be replaced by any HS dropout. Those career prospects of
yours are laughable. Assuming you had any realistic self-awareness of
just what a loser you are, you'll die in that shithole wondering what
happened.

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>
>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>Greg?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>
>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>[...blah blah blah...]
>>
>>Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend
>>the vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of
>>epic whines and posting them to Usenet?
>
>The Way of the Kook
>-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.
>
>*nods*

Just keep telling yourself that, Sad Squatter. Just keep telling
yourself that.


>BTW, not everyone types as slow as you do, Cuppycake. What would take
>*ALL* of your free time, barely takes 7 or 8 minutes to someone liak
>myself.

(Gee, where have I seen -THAT- argument before?)

I type 100 words per minute.

I am secure enough in my life, though, that I don't need to spend
minute after minute after minute typing multiparagraph-long screeds
whose ultimate thesis is "WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! BUT I REALLY AM MORE
SECURE ABOUT MY LIFE THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE ME, I'LL CRANK OUT ANOTHER 600-WORD SCREED STATING JUST AS
MUCH!!! AND I'LL KEEP DOING IT AND DOING IT UNTIL SOMEBODY, BY GOD,
FINALLY BELIEVES ME THAT I REALLY AM SECURE ABOUT MY
LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:08:36 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and
>>>>>>>>>> pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin
>>>>>>>>>> into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks
>>>>>>>who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in the
>>>>>>real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who you
>>>>>>really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show
>>>>>>yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy
>>>>>>there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run to, no
>>>>>>lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic, crying
>>>>>>little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>
>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>> [...blah blah blah...]
>>>
>>> Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend the
>>> vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of epic
>>> whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>
>>Must be a mechanism to vent his frustration like the one I have for having such a shit job as
>>being the one who greets and hands out carts to customers at WalMart.
>
>I fixed yer typos, Ass Plow. BTW, how's yer son, molest him lately?

How sad. Someone feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but one of
the ......... well, about the only redeeming aspect about your Usenet
existence is that you resisted the temptation to use "Child molester"
lames.




I guess that's gone down the toilet as well.

 

Diaperboi Ass Plow...Self-Fucked

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:59:40 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
wrote:

>> Well, keep workin hard and stop complaining and maybe you'll get a
>> promotion up to people greeter, Sunshine.

>My reply doesn't make sense because I'm a pants shitting diaperboi.
>
>heh

So what else is new, Pants-shitter?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:51:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:08:36 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and
>>>>>>>>>>> pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin
>>>>>>>>>>> into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks
>>>>>>>>who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in the
>>>>>>>real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who you
>>>>>>>really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show
>>>>>>>yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy
>>>>>>>there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run to, no
>>>>>>>lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic, crying
>>>>>>>little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>
>>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>> [...blah blah blah...]
>>>>
>>>> Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend the
>>>> vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of epic
>>>> whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>>
>>>Must be a mechanism to vent his frustration like the one I have for having such a shit job as
>>>being the one who greets and hands out carts to customers at WalMart.
>>
>>I fixed yer typos, Ass Plow. BTW, how's yer son, molest him lately?
>
>How s<COCK SLAP>

Is your name Ass Plow? No? Then why the fuck is yer head up his ass
slurping away liak his own personal online cheerleader?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:47:48 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>>Greg?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>
>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>[...blah blah blah...]
>>>
>>>Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend
>>>the vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of
>>>epic whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>
>>The Way of the Kook
>>-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.
>>
>>*nods*
>
>J<COCK SLAP>

BORED NOW

Do something funny, like shut yourself the fuck up, that'd be pretty
funny.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>
>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>-0500:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that
>>>>>>>>> and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually
>>>>>>>>> buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control
>>>>>>freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>
>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much
>>>>>to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front
>>>>>on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted
>>>>>yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are
>>>>>in the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online
>>>>>who you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able
>>>>>to show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time
>>>>>you'd try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin
>>>>>RL pics of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no
>>>>>lies to run to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as
>>>>>the pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>
>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>
>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>
>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>
>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>
>H<COCK SLAP>

What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil Usenet
reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper? Give that
loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the fuck back in
here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't need YOU of
all retards to help him out.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:14:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>news:6f4064lfasn9mbilvt3a5qpmle0v095a33@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>-0500:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that
>>>>>>>>>> and pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually
>>>>>>>>>> buyin into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control
>>>>>>>freaks who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much
>>>>>>to hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front
>>>>>>on Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted
>>>>>>yer real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are
>>>>>>in the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online
>>>>>>who you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able
>>>>>>to show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time
>>>>>>you'd try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin
>>>>>>RL pics of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no
>>>>>>lies to run to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as
>>>>>>the pathetic, crying little child that you are in the real world,
>>>>>>isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>
>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>>
>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>
>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>
>>> ...you're a garbage man, huh?
>>
>>H<COCK SLAP>
>
>What the fuck are you his personal online bitch? What the fuck are
>you cheerleading the little pissant for? What are you slurping for
>favors or something? He posts for you, you post for him, a lil Usenet
>reach around kinda deal as you fuck him up the ass proper? Give that
>loser his half of the stAUKer brain back and get him the fuck back in
>here to stand up for himself, that stupid pussy doesn't need YOU of
>all retards to help him out.

You seem bitter. Are you bitter?

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:51:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:08:36 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>news:g3equt$o4m$3 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and
>>>>>>>>>>>> pray to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin
>>>>>>>>>>>> into yer bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You
>>>>>>>>>risk attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks
>>>>>>>>>who are sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false
>>>>>>>>>self-confidence) to do some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in the
>>>>>>>>real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who you
>>>>>>>>really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to show
>>>>>>>>yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd try, boy
>>>>>>>>there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics of you
>>>>>>>>and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run to, no
>>>>>>>>lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic, crying
>>>>>>>>little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right Greg?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>>> [...blah blah blah...]
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend the
>>>>> vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of epic
>>>>> whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>>>
>>>>Must be a mechanism to vent his frustration like the one I have for having such a shit job as
>>>>being the one who greets and hands out carts to customers at WalMart.
>>>
>>>I fixed yer typos, Ass Plow. BTW, how's yer son, molest him lately?
>>
>>How s<SISSY FAG SLAP>
>
>Is your name Ass Plow? No? Then why the fuck is yer head up his ass
>slurping away liak his own personal online cheerleader?

Classic erroneous presupposition that my post had anything to do with
backing up Meat Plow, who is certainly more than capable of handling
his own battles.

The point being made was about you jumping into the sleaze pit of
"Pedo" Lames. Which is sad.

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:47:48 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>>>Greg?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>
>>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>>[...blah blah blah...]
>>>>
>>>>Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend
>>>>the vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of
>>>>epic whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>>
>>>The Way of the Kook
>>>-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.
>>>
>>>*nods*
>>
>>J<COCK SLAP>
>
>BORED NOW
>
>Do something funny, like shut yourself the fuck up, that'd be pretty
>funny.

The Way of the Kook
-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.

*nods*

*nods again for effect*