Guess The Troll (Round Two)

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:46:51 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:16:10 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:47:48 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:52:08 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>>>>>>Greg?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>And yet out of all you pathetic ass hat
>>>>>>>[...blah blah blah...]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Don't you have anything else better to do with your life than spend
>>>>>>>the vast majority of your free time composing all these hundreds of
>>>>>>>epic whines and posting them to Usenet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Way of the Kook
>>>>>>-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*nods*
>>>>>
>>>>>J<COCK SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>BORED NOW
>>>>
>>>>Do something funny, like shut yourself the fuck up, that'd be pretty
>>>>funny.
>>>
>>>Th<SISSY FAGBOI SLAP>
>>
>>STILL BORED
>>
>>Go find someone else to poast for you, you're all burned out, stAUKer.
>
>The Way of the Kook
>-Always snip out the parts of the post that bother you the most.
>
>*nods*
>
>*nods again for effect*
>
>*nods in acknowledgement that Sad Squatter, once again, can't handle
>the TRVTH*

*Hatter notices the irony in how Assitch snips out the COCK SLAP part
of his last post whilst whining liak a three year old about post
snipping*

Sorta funny when you trip over yer own stupidity liak that, Shitstain.

--

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-------------
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
news:pan.2008.06.22.15.45.32.393024@netscape.net:

> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:59:01 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>
>> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>> news:pan.2008.06.21.15.19.38.751292@netscape.net:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a
>>>>>>>> beady
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is? I had
>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since everyone else ignores him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be
>>>>>>>>>> sure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of Guess The Troll. After the last round I was either
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Jackanapes,
>>>>>>>>>> Atlas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bugged
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicked your
>>>>>>>>>> ass
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>laughs.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on this article (give or take an hour).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-snipped-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.*
>>>>>>>>>> hierarchy.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Verizon sucks. Get credo mobile, fyi.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The larger an organization gets, the more they suck. (This
>>>>>>>> seems to be especially true of banks, phone companies and
>>>>>>>> ISPs.) Always do business with small-to-medium size businesses,
>>>>>>>> if you can.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yeap.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Details on /.org
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No Verizon users? No loss. ...Let's hope a few other ISPs
>>>>>>>>>> follow
>>>>>>>> suit.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You dont want playmates on teh usernets?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> They can still use NSPs. NSP users are less likely to be
>>>>>>>> whining fuckheads, anyway.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lets all give Gary and Chris some biz
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They can have all the people who think $5 (or more) per mo for
>>>>>> Usenet is actually a good deal.
>>>>>
>>>>> It takes a bit of shopping to get FREE.
>>>>> Or just search www.newzbot.com
>>>>
>>>> The problem with free providers is that you aren't worth anything
>>>> to them. They have no incentive to keep you happy. Hell, they
>>>> don't have any incentive to even keep your account open.
>>>
>>> Sure its like free software or anything else: if yas dont like it
>>> dont complain
>>
>> But complaining is fun. And if you're lucky you'll piss somebody off
>> and make them do something they'll regret for years and years. LOL
>
> Good luck with that. People are hard to motivate.

Just find the buttons and push 'em. The only part that can be
challenging is finding the buttons.

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

In article <Xns9AC73F5576C1E092C926601@127.0.0.1>, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx>
wrote:

> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2008.06.22.15.45.32.393024@netscape.net:
>
> > On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:59:01 +0000, gregvk wrote:
> >
> >> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> >> news:pan.2008.06.21.15.19.38.751292@netscape.net:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a
> >>>>>>>> beady
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is? I had
> >>>>>>>>>> you
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since everyone else ignores him.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be
> >>>>>>>>>> sure.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of Guess The Troll. After the last round I was either
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Jackanapes,
> >>>>>>>>>> Atlas
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bugged
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicked your
> >>>>>>>>>> ass
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>laughs.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on this article (give or take an hour).
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fun Stats
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>-snipped-
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the
> >>>>>>>>>>> alt.*
> >>>>>>>>>> hierarchy.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Verizon sucks. Get credo mobile, fyi.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> The larger an organization gets, the more they suck. (This
> >>>>>>>> seems to be especially true of banks, phone companies and
> >>>>>>>> ISPs.) Always do business with small-to-medium size businesses,
> >>>>>>>> if you can.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Yeap.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Details on /.org
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> No Verizon users? No loss. ...Let's hope a few other ISPs
> >>>>>>>>>> follow
> >>>>>>>> suit.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> You dont want playmates on teh usernets?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> They can still use NSPs. NSP users are less likely to be
> >>>>>>>> whining fuckheads, anyway.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Lets all give Gary and Chris some biz
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> They can have all the people who think $5 (or more) per mo for
> >>>>>> Usenet is actually a good deal.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> It takes a bit of shopping to get FREE.
> >>>>> Or just search www.newzbot.com
> >>>>
> >>>> The problem with free providers is that you aren't worth anything
> >>>> to them. They have no incentive to keep you happy. Hell, they
> >>>> don't have any incentive to even keep your account open.
> >>>
> >>> Sure its like free software or anything else: if yas dont like it
> >>> dont complain
> >>
> >> But complaining is fun. And if you're lucky you'll piss somebody off
> >> and make them do something they'll regret for years and years. LOL
> >
> > Good luck with that. People are hard to motivate.
>
> Just find the buttons and push 'em. The only part that can be
> challenging is finding the buttons.

meow meow

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:6aot54pesnk3uge5rabaf2iqr5pj6gma8v@4ax.com:
>
> Why don't you try it, Fatty? Come on, what are you so afraid of? Be
> the kook you've always longed to be, go ahead and try to take it to
> that level...I think it'd be good for you...a nice taste of bitch
> slapping reality. LOL
>
> See...there's a reason that kooks like you don't ever go RL...it's
> because you can't function on that level...and if you could...well,
> your dumbass sure the fuck wouldn't be wasting every waking minute of
> your time on Usenet.
>
> Simply put...deficients liak you don't even COMPREHEND how IRL works.
> You're so fuckwittedly stupid and backward that you actually believe
> on some deranged level that if you randomly phone up some stranger and
> start yapping off at the mouth to them about someone they know that
> they're just instantly going to take your side, believe EVERYTHING you
> say, you, the random stranger they don't even know, and will then hit
> it off into a buddy, buddy conversation liak you've been best friends
> forever and they'll just ~*magically*~ know *ALL* about that "Usenet
> thing" you keep jabbering on about like a raving lunatic.
>
> ...yeah...that's you, Stupid. You see people like me, adult, adults
> who function *IN* the real world, we *KNOW* how the real world
> works...which is why we aren't bothered even in the slightest with
> posting our full name and personal information. I mean, we don't go
> around town wearing a paper bag over our heads...so why the fuck would
> we do it online?
>
> You on the other hand...you do wear a paper bag over your
> head...figuratively speaking of course, in that you HIDE in your
> little hovel of an "apartment" in yer mommy's basement as much as
> possible. And so likewise, when someone liak you goes online, you
> HIDE online in the same way you try and HIDE in the real world.
>
> To put it bluntly, the people liak you...are cowards. You're a
> pathetic, sniveling, whiney little bitch...and no Greggie, I have
> absolutely NOTHING to fear from your type, you are *FAR* too much of a
> coward to even attempt to go RL. Hell, *YOU* can't even go RL for
> YOURSELF, much less anyone else.
>
> No, the only people who ever try and go RL, are those who post
> openly...the funny thing about it though Greggie...is that they're
> never attackful. I mean I've had various people online call me up on
> the phone...all of them openly stated who they were...and none of them
> even attempted to verbally attack me...of course, these sorts of
> people, liak myself, we don't actually take your breed seriously, to
> us, the Internet really *ISN'T* serious business and we can't *EVER*
> feel butthurtz, because we simply don't let anything get to us and we
> see it all as just a big game.
>
> You don't though, do you Greg? It's personal to you, so personal you
> sit there in yer lil damp, sweat stained, greasy chair whilst you
> fondle at yer lil pecker, desperately fantasizing, WISHING beyond
> anything that someone, ANYONE (but you of course) would try and go
> RL...just to "teach me a lesson"...the "lesson" you wish were real,
> but sadly, no...because your breed doesn't function that way...in fact
> you're wholly incapable of it. And as I said...that's why you're no
> threat to those like myself who post openly. There's nothing to fear
> from cowards liak you. ^__^

That's a very nice meltdown to kick the new week off with, fatty. But do
try to save a little foam for later; I'm sure you'll need it.

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>Oh hey, wanna hear about what your mom and I did the other day?

Appear before the judge to agree to the conditions of the Temporary
Restraining Order against you?



(Hey, you keep settin' 'em up, I keep knockin' 'em down........)

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

[utterly nothing of significance]

"The Watusi................The Twist................."

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

In article <uo71649oc51ls7och9omq3i75q1tlbv6ic@4ax.com>,
Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
> [utterly nothing of significance]
>
> "The Watusi................The Twist................."

block that kick
block that kick
block that kick
block that kick
block that kick
block that kick

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

On 24 Jun 2008 06:35:42 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:6aot54pesnk3uge5rabaf2iqr5pj6gma8v@4ax.com:
>>
>> Why don't you try it, Fatty? Come on, what are you so afraid of? Be
>> the kook you've always longed to be, go ahead and try to take it to
>> that level...I think it'd be good for you...a nice taste of bitch
>> slapping reality. LOL
>>
>> See...there's a reason that kooks like you don't ever go RL...it's
>> because you can't function on that level...and if you could...well,
>> your dumbass sure the fuck wouldn't be wasting every waking minute of
>> your time on Usenet.
>>
>> Simply put...deficients liak you don't even COMPREHEND how IRL works.
>> You're so fuckwittedly stupid and backward that you actually believe
>> on some deranged level that if you randomly phone up some stranger and
>> start yapping off at the mouth to them about someone they know that
>> they're just instantly going to take your side, believe EVERYTHING you
>> say, you, the random stranger they don't even know, and will then hit
>> it off into a buddy, buddy conversation liak you've been best friends
>> forever and they'll just ~*magically*~ know *ALL* about that "Usenet
>> thing" you keep jabbering on about like a raving lunatic.
>>
>> ...yeah...that's you, Stupid. You see people like me, adult, adults
>> who function *IN* the real world, we *KNOW* how the real world
>> works...which is why we aren't bothered even in the slightest with
>> posting our full name and personal information. I mean, we don't go
>> around town wearing a paper bag over our heads...so why the fuck would
>> we do it online?
>>
>> You on the other hand...you do wear a paper bag over your
>> head...figuratively speaking of course, in that you HIDE in your
>> little hovel of an "apartment" in yer mommy's basement as much as
>> possible. And so likewise, when someone liak you goes online, you
>> HIDE online in the same way you try and HIDE in the real world.
>>
>> To put it bluntly, the people liak you...are cowards. You're a
>> pathetic, sniveling, whiney little bitch...and no Greggie, I have
>> absolutely NOTHING to fear from your type, you are *FAR* too much of a
>> coward to even attempt to go RL. Hell, *YOU* can't even go RL for
>> YOURSELF, much less anyone else.
>>
>> No, the only people who ever try and go RL, are those who post
>> openly...the funny thing about it though Greggie...is that they're
>> never attackful. I mean I've had various people online call me up on
>> the phone...all of them openly stated who they were...and none of them
>> even attempted to verbally attack me...of course, these sorts of
>> people, liak myself, we don't actually take your breed seriously, to
>> us, the Internet really *ISN'T* serious business and we can't *EVER*
>> feel butthurtz, because we simply don't let anything get to us and we
>> see it all as just a big game.
>>
>> You don't though, do you Greg? It's personal to you, so personal you
>> sit there in yer lil damp, sweat stained, greasy chair whilst you
>> fondle at yer lil pecker, desperately fantasizing, WISHING beyond
>> anything that someone, ANYONE (but you of course) would try and go
>> RL...just to "teach me a lesson"...the "lesson" you wish were real,
>> but sadly, no...because your breed doesn't function that way...in fact
>> you're wholly incapable of it. And as I said...that's why you're no
>> threat to those like myself who post openly. There's nothing to fear
>> from cowards liak you. ^__^
>
>That's a very nice meltdown to kick the new week off with, fatty. But do
>try to save a little foam for later; I'm sure you'll need it.

Ask him what Amor is up to these days.

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Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <Xns9AC73F5576C1E092C926601@127.0.0.1>, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx>
>wrote:
>
>> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>> news:pan.2008.06.22.15.45.32.393024@netscape.net:
>>
>> > On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:59:01 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>> >
>> >> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>> >> news:pan.2008.06.21.15.19.38.751292@netscape.net:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a
>> >>>>>>>> beady
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is? I had
>> >>>>>>>>>> you
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since everyone else ignores him.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be
>> >>>>>>>>>> sure.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of Guess The Troll. After the last round I was either
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Jackanapes,
>> >>>>>>>>>> Atlas
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bugged
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicked your
>> >>>>>>>>>> ass
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>laughs.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on this article (give or take an hour).
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fun Stats
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>-snipped-
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the
>> >>>>>>>>>>> alt.*
>> >>>>>>>>>> hierarchy.
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> LOL
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> Verizon sucks. Get credo mobile, fyi.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> The larger an organization gets, the more they suck. (This
>> >>>>>>>> seems to be especially true of banks, phone companies and
>> >>>>>>>> ISPs.) Always do business with small-to-medium size businesses,
>> >>>>>>>> if you can.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Yeap.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Details on /.org
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> No Verizon users? No loss. ...Let's hope a few other ISPs
>> >>>>>>>>>> follow
>> >>>>>>>> suit.
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> You dont want playmates on teh usernets?
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> They can still use NSPs. NSP users are less likely to be
>> >>>>>>>> whining fuckheads, anyway.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Lets all give Gary and Chris some biz
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> They can have all the people who think $5 (or more) per mo for
>> >>>>>> Usenet is actually a good deal.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> It takes a bit of shopping to get FREE.
>> >>>>> Or just search www.newzbot.com
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The problem with free providers is that you aren't worth anything
>> >>>> to them. They have no incentive to keep you happy. Hell, they
>> >>>> don't have any incentive to even keep your account open.
>> >>>
>> >>> Sure its like free software or anything else: if yas dont like it
>> >>> dont complain
>> >>
>> >> But complaining is fun. And if you're lucky you'll piss somebody off
>> >> and make them do something they'll regret for years and years. LOL
>> >
>> > Good luck with that. People are hard to motivate.
>>
>> Just find the buttons and push 'em. The only part that can be
>> challenging is finding the buttons.
>
>meow meow

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz meow

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

 

Re: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:37:01 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

> mariposas rand mair fheal <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <Xns9AC73F5576C1E092C926601@127.0.0.1>, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx>
>>wrote:
>>
>>> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>>> news:pan.2008.06.22.15.45.32.393024@netscape.net:
>>>
>>> > On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:59:01 +0000, gregvk wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>>> >> news:pan.2008.06.21.15.19.38.751292@netscape.net:
>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:26:27 -0600, Art Deco fixed me
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a
>>> >>>>>>>> beady
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:40:42 +0000, Cujo
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DeSockpuppet sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It took you this long to figure out who he really
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is? I had
>>> >>>>>>>>>> you
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> figured for knowing it was #@$# #@^%$*@! right away
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since everyone else ignores him.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was away for over a year, effectively, so I wanted
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be
>>> >>>>>>>>>> sure.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jitter> he is, then.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><snicker> Aaaaah, there's nothing like a rousing game
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of Guess The Troll. After the last round I was either
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Jackanapes,
>>> >>>>>>>>>> Atlas
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bugged
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TheApostle depending on which spankard you asked. LOL
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...Come on, now, list all the people who have ever
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicked your
>>> >>>>>>>>>> ass
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>so hard as to induce permanent butthurt and a raging,
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>therapy-proof obsession. It might be good for a few
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>laughs.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes! Feel your *anger*!
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Sfunny -- I not only don't know who he really is
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To me. 10 years of trolling Usenet, as of the timestamp
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on this article (give or take an hour).
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fun Stats
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>-snipped-
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lies, damned lies and statistics.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Lies posted to usenet? I am *shocked*.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Indeed, alt.* is going to hell in a hand-basket.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Verizon decided to become pussies and stop carrying the
>>> >>>>>>>>>>> alt.*
>>> >>>>>>>>>> hierarchy.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>> Verizon sucks. Get credo mobile, fyi.
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>> The larger an organization gets, the more they suck. (This
>>> >>>>>>>> seems to be especially true of banks, phone companies and
>>> >>>>>>>> ISPs.) Always do business with small-to-medium size businesses,
>>> >>>>>>>> if you can.
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> Yeap.
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Details on /.org
>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>> No Verizon users? No loss. ...Let's hope a few other ISPs
>>> >>>>>>>>>> follow
>>> >>>>>>>> suit.
>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>> You dont want playmates on teh usernets?
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>> They can still use NSPs. NSP users are less likely to be
>>> >>>>>>>> whining fuckheads, anyway.
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> Lets all give Gary and Chris some biz
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> They can have all the people who think $5 (or more) per mo for
>>> >>>>>> Usenet is actually a good deal.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> It takes a bit of shopping to get FREE.
>>> >>>>> Or just search www.newzbot.com
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> The problem with free providers is that you aren't worth anything
>>> >>>> to them. They have no incentive to keep you happy. Hell, they
>>> >>>> don't have any incentive to even keep your account open.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> Sure its like free software or anything else: if yas dont like it
>>> >>> dont complain
>>> >>
>>> >> But complaining is fun. And if you're lucky you'll piss somebody off
>>> >> and make them do something they'll regret for years and years. LOL
>>> >
>>> > Good luck with that. People are hard to motivate.
>>>
>>> Just find the buttons and push 'em. The only part that can be
>>> challenging is finding the buttons.
>>
>>meow meow
>
> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz meow

snuh-meow

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Re: Greggy...Self-Fucked

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:09:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On 23 Jun 2008 19:48:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>
>>In alt.flame 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>
>>> [...]
>>
>>> Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.
>>
>> If a person posts to Usenet and keeps winding up in more and more killfiles,
>>what happens when the last reader left killfiles him? Will his Usenet
>>interface cease to function? Will he disappear?
>
> He'll rejoice as every stupid idiot on Usenet will no longer be able
> to see his posts and reply to them with their drooling idiocy. The
> only ones left to read his posts will be the intelligent ones, those
> who read Usenet quietly, rarely posting, thinking to themselves, "Gawd
> these fuckers are stupid, can't they just shut themselves the fuck
> up?"
>
> Retards like the stAUKers *ALWAYS* believe that they're the ONLY ones
> on Usenet, there are *NO* lurkers, they simply don't exist in the
> stAUKer world.
>

Dont you have some carts to push, WiNnEr-oF-m4nY-4w4rD2?

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Re: Diaperboi ...Self-Fucked

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:43:45 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:

> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:39:00 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:59:40 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>> So what else is new, Pants-shitter?
>>
>
> Nothin, yer still the pathetic cock-eyed post editing tard you always will
> be.
>
> heh

If you stand outside up here on a quiet night and the atmospheric
conditions are just right you can hear Maddie screaming "COCKSLAP"

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Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:27:42 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:14:09 -0400, K. A. Cannon
> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:13:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>-0500:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>>Greg?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>
>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>>
>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>
>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>
>>>...you're a garbage man, huh? How's that workin out for ya?
>>
>>Nice new spin on the IKYABWAI.
>
> Is that what the kids are calling projection these days?
>
No Pee Wee, it isn't.

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Re: Greggy...Self-Fucked

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:32:26 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:09:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On 23 Jun 2008 19:48:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In alt.flame 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>
>>>> Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.
>>>
>>> If a person posts to Usenet and keeps winding up in more and more killfiles,
>>>what happens when the last reader left killfiles him? Will his Usenet
>>>interface cease to function? Will he disappear?
>>
>> He'll rejoice as every stupid idiot on Usenet will no longer be able
>> to see his posts and reply to them with their drooling idiocy. The
>> only ones left to read his posts will be the intelligent ones, those
>> who read Usenet quietly, rarely posting, thinking to themselves, "Gawd
>> these fuckers are stupid, can't they just shut themselves the fuck
>> up?"
>>
>> Retards like the stAUKers *ALWAYS* believe that they're the ONLY ones
>> on Usenet, there are *NO* lurkers, they simply don't exist in the
>> stAUKer world.
>>
>
>Do<COCK SLAP>

You can get the fuck off my leg now, Hatter Addict.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:35:21 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:27:42 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:14:09 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>> <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:13:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
>>>><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>>>>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>>>>-0500:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>>>>Greg?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>>>>
>>>>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>>>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>>>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>>>>
>>>>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>>>>
>>>>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>>>>
>>>>...you're a garbage man, huh? How's that workin out for ya?
>>>
>>>Nice new spin on the IKYABWAI.
>>
>> Is that what the kids are calling projection these days?
>>
>N<COCK SLAP>

Is your nyme Kevvie the Wonder Retard? No? Then why the fuck are you
replying for him? What did he get too fucked up and have to "tag
out"...if so, I think he could probably do a LOT better than you,
Babyfur.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:13:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:12:02 -0400, K. A. Cannon
><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> posted
>><inns5496icn1nt677kofu1t33rtnf9kmv3@4ax.com> in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:18:36
>>-0500:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On 20 Jun 2008 00:03:29 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3equt$o4m$3
>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> gregvk wrote:
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:sj7l541j7llfbea2b81rti31cnoclpcsjm@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:23:52 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
>>>>>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sure it is, Sweety, sure it is. You just keep bleating that and pray
>>>>>>>> to whatever God you believe in that anyone is actually buyin into yer
>>>>>>>> bullshit.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You sound upset. Gonna go RL on her to try to shut her up?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's been tried before.
>>>>>
>>>>>That's the main problem with posting with your full real name. You risk
>>>>>attracting waaaay too much attention from out-of-control freaks who are
>>>>>sometimes willing (either due to stupidity or false self-confidence) to do
>>>>>some pretty shocking shit IRL.
>>>>
>>>>In other words...you're just a scared little boi who has OH so much to
>>>>hide, don't you Greggles? I mean you try and put up a lil front on
>>>>Usenet...but it's all just shit and paper, innt? If you posted yer
>>>>real life name...*snicker*...well, you know how pathetic you are in
>>>>the real world, that's why you can't EVER let anyone know online who
>>>>you really are. If that ever happened, man, you'd NEVER be able to
>>>>show yer face online again (figurtively)...because every time you'd
>>>>try, boy there'd be no shortage of people jumpin in and postin RL pics
>>>>of you and yer uber pathetic circumstances. You'd have no lies to run
>>>>to, no lies to hide under, you'd be naked and exposed as the pathetic,
>>>>crying little child that you are in the real world, isn't that right
>>>>Greg?
>>>
>>>
>>>My Irony Meter plugin is currently smoking and glowing red and making
>>>very strange noises, for some reason.
>>
>>That this would even be written by Odious Mad Splatter without the
>>hilarious paradox apparent in those words dawning upon him shows what
>>a self-involved disingenuous egotistical putz he really is.
>>
>>That...and he works at WalMart.
>>
>>Garbage men look down at people who work at WalMart.
>
>...you're a garbage man, huh? How's that workin out for ya?

The world desperately needs garbage men. Wal Mart employees sever no
useful purpose.

Jade

 

Re: Greg...Scared and Alone

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:14:26 -0500, Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>Oh hey, wanna hear about what your mom and I did the other day?
>
>Appear before the judge to agree to the conditions of the Temporary
>Restraining Order against you?

Pffft, hell no, I fucked that bitch in so many different
directions...shit, that ho wound up havin to take motion sickness
pills.

>(Hey, you keep settin' 'em up, I keep knockin' my head into 'em........)

You sure do, huh Slots?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Matty...Self-Fucked

In alt.flame winged avenger <fly@me.com> wrote:
> "Avoid normal situations." <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote
> in message news:g3oumf32lur@enews5.newsguy.com...
>> In alt.flame 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>
>>> [...]
>>
>>> Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.
>>
>> If a person posts to Usenet and keeps winding up in more and more killfiles,
>>
> Real poasters don't shut themselves the fuck up by using KF's oh foolish and
> deluded one.

So you read all the pr0n spam every time you read alt.music.sex-pistols?

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"And everything went along just great until... at some point... the audiences
went from being relatively intelligent and understanding, interesting people
to kinda-scary young kids who liked to spit at the bands a lot, who wielded
chains, and beat up people who had long hair..." -- Exene Cervenka

 

Re: Moultard...Self-Fucked

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:cm6264t5oa9pdoa6n3u4or4pse78m2elgb@4ax.com:

> On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:32:26 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:09:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> On 23 Jun 2008 19:48:31 GMT, "Avoid normal situations."
>>> <byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In alt.flame 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:
>>>>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>>> Quite a lot of words, actually. I wonder if anyone read them all.
>>>>
>>>> If a person posts to Usenet and keeps winding up in more and more
>>>> killfiles,
>>>>what happens when the last reader left killfiles him? Will his
>>>>Usenet interface cease to function? Will he disappear?
>>>
>>> He'll rejoice as every stupid idiot on Usenet will no longer be able
>>> to see his posts and reply to them with their drooling idiocy. The
>>> only ones left to read his posts will be the intelligent ones, those
>>> who read Usenet quietly, rarely posting, thinking to themselves,
>>> "Gawd these fuckers are stupid, can't they just shut themselves the
>>> fuck up?"
>>>
>>> Retards like the stAUKers *ALWAYS* believe that they're the ONLY
>>> ones on Usenet, there are *NO* lurkers, they simply don't exist in
>>> the stAUKer world.
>>>
>>
>>Do<COCK SLAP>
>
> You

You what?

 

Re: Diaperboi ...Self-Fucked

???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
news:pan.2008.06.24.15.34.21.333281@netscape.net:
>
> If you stand outside up here on a quiet night and the atmospheric
> conditions are just right you can hear Maddie screaming "COCKSLAP"

The OGM on his answering machine is probably something like, "Leave a
message at the sound of the COCKSLAP, you fuckin Hatter Addict." Followed
by the sound of furious masturbating.